A Shinobi's Magical Chakra

by magicalbloodfox

Naruto learns about his mothers life through one of her childhood friends. Now he peruses to be the best wizard he can be to honor his mother, as well as be the best Shinobi. What happens when a ninja enters Hogwarts. A maelstrom

9. Chapter 9 my ninja friend part 2

Disclaimer- at what point can I stop putting up this damn disclaimer. If I owned either Harry Potter or Naruto I wouldn't be here writing fanfiction. But I am here and I don't own them, when can I stop this shit?

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"Hi" a chipper voice spoke as the door opened. Mrs. Granger stared at the most adorable twelve year old in front of her. He had spiky sunkiss blond hair, the bluest eyes she had ever seen, they seemed to suck her into them. Three whisker marks on each cheek. That is what made her squeal in her mind.

"Why hello, what can I help you with, young man?" She smiled at him. She held back the urge to reach out and stroke those whiskers, but she held back. Barely.

"Oh, you must be Hermione's mom. I'm Naruto, I'm Hermione's friend from school. I just came out to visit her since she invited me to visit over the summer."

"Ohh, your Naruto! Hermione and her father are off at the library, they'll be back in a moment. She has been going on and on about you ever since she got back. Come in come in." She ushered him inside and made tea and snacks for him. "So Naruto, tell me a little about you? Where are you from and what are your hobbies?"

"Well~ I am an orphan, I like to read with my best friend Hina-hime. I LOVE ramen, even though I hate the three minutes it takes to cook instant ramen. Why do they call it instant when I have to wait three minutes? I enjoy gardening, especially bonsai trees, they're so cool. I like hanging out with jiji, Iruka-sensei and kakashi-sensei. Though I spend more time with Hina-hime reading or playing pranks. Don't get me started on pranks-" He went on and on and…..on.

'He rants like Hermione does sometimes. With the way he looks and his intelligence, no wonder my little girl is so smitten with him.' "My my, you live a busy life." she said with a sweat drop from all that information. She stood up to refill their tea when she grabbed her back in pain.

"Are you alright Mrs. Granger?" Naruto asked, looking innocent.

"I'm fine, I'm fine, just a small spasm."

"If you would like, I could give you a massage? It would really help."

She smiled at him warmly. "There's no need for that dear." Though Hermione did say he gave an amazing massage and he was Hermione's first friend.

With Hermione

Hermione looked through the stack of books she was using as refriences. She was looking for similarities between the history Naruto gave her and legends about ninjas in the rest of the world. She soon learned that ninjas played in major events around the world. She wanted to try and find where the elemental nations were on the map, but she was stumped. She hated being stumped. She stood there thinking where to look next when she was interrupted. "Hello my little bookworm~" a woman's voice spoke up behind her.

Hermione squealed and turned around to glomp the women in a hug. "Auntie Mei! What are you doing here?" She was excited to see her secretly favorite aunt. Her aunt is a tall, slender woman with fair skin. She has green eyes, and ankle-length, auburn hair styled into a pattern at the back, a top-knot tied with a dark blue band, and with four bangs at the front. Two bangs are short, with one covering her right eye, and two are long, crossing each other on her bust, just below her chin. She wears a long-sleeved, dark blue dress that falls just below the knees. Hermione hoped and prayed that she would grow up to look as beautiful as her auntie.

"Why I'm here to visit my favorite niece and see my baby sister."

"Honey it's time to go- oh you." Mr Granger said as he turned the corner. He never liked his sister in law. She always puts him down.

"Yo horse face!" Mei greeted him. "I see your still around. My sister could do with an upgrade right about now."

"Damn it Mei enough!" Mr Granger growled. As they checked out Hermione's usual seven book limit, they drove home. Mei squeezed in the back as Hermione rode the front with her dad.

"So how are you doing so far Mione. Any boys catch your eye?" Mei asked mischiefly.

"Well there's this boy-"

"Ohhh details!" her auntie squeals.

"Just because you don't have a man of your own and the rest you scare off, doesn't mean you should force one on Hermione!" Mr. Granger said in a huff. He suddenly felt a spike of fear as Mei looked at him with narrowed eyes through the rearview mirror .

"Die you weak piece of shit stuck to the bottom of my precious little sister's shoe, and now your corrupting my favorite niece,-"

"I thought I was your only niece?" Hermione interrupted her.

"And now your corrupting my precious niece too. Why don't you go kill yourself?" Mei continued without pause, smiling cheerfully the whole time. Mr. Granger choked on his saliva. Hermione just shook her head and sighed. Her father and auntie Mei never really got along with each other. Auntie Mei kept asking her mother to take Hermione and come back to their country. When asked her mother would dodged the question and that would be the end of it. Her mother was good, so she tried to trace her mother's heritage, but came up with nothing. All she knew it was a terrible place that should be forgotten.

'It would be awesome~ if it was the elemental nations.' She thought with a squeal. She was still reading the book Naruto gave her. It talked about how shinobi have had great impacts in the rest of the world. She had gone back through her huge collection of history books and compared them to the shinobi history. She was fascinated by the new outlook she now had on history. She also learned about the ninja ranks and what they mean. She learned that mostly jonin or higher were given missions taking place outside the barrier surrounding the elemental nations, it hid them from any prying eyes.

Hermione was quick to change the subject and spent the rest of the ride home talking with her aunt. She avoid mentioning anything about magic or shinobi. She knew she couldn't reveal magic to muggles and she didn't know if Naruto was ok with sharing information about the elemental nations. They pulled up into the driveway and Mr. Granger headed in first while Hermione and Mei stayed back a little longer to talk.

heard a noise coming from the living room as he entered the house. "Honey?" he asked and no answer. He walked toward the living room only to widen his eyes as he started hearing the words clearly.

"Oh yes…...harder, dig in deep…...oh I've never been touched there before. This is...ohhhh….so much better than sex with my husban!" Mr. Granger readjusted his pants as he turned the corner.

"YESSsss!" his wife screams in pleasure. There she was laying on her stomach fully dressed as a blond boy around Hermione's age sat on her giving her a massage?

"Uh Honey?" He said tentatively.

This time she seemed to of heard him and her eyes widened. "Honey I can explain!" She tried to get up, but for some reason Naruto wouldn't let her. She turned to ask him to hop off, when she was struck by the sudden killing intent directed her way. Her eyes filled with fear as she saw the smiling features of Naruto staring back. Looking at him she saw her death in ways she thought were impossible to do, even her ex best friend Zabuza wouldn't be able to do some of those things. She felt guilty for cutting ties with him, but she wanted everything purged from her past. If it wasn't for him, she would have been killed during the graduation exam back in the bloody Mist.

Flashback

The room was silent as the only sound was the hysterical laugh of an eleven year old boy. The soon to be Mrs. Granger looked on in absolute terror at the blood flooding the floor. She sat in a pool, tears flowing down her cheeks. "Hehehehe, now that there are only two left, I can kill her and know for sure that I passed. Or you let us both pass and make me an apprentice to one of the seven swords. If need be, I'll kill one of the apprentices since there's no vacancy." Zabuza grinned menacingly. Stbm Granger squeaked in fear.

"You already killed one." the proctor said gesturing to the body. "He jumped in to try and stop you."

"Oh? Guess that's settled, thank you and please take care of me…master." Zabuzu grinned at the wielder of the Kubikiribōchō. In the stands Mei grinned down at her new apprentice.

'I'm always stuck with the bloodthirsty ones.' stbm Granger thought closing her eyes. Soon the two maniacally laughed, she shivered in terror.

Flashback End

It seemed her husband felt the excess of this boy's killing intent and leaned against the wall shivering. 'There can be no way a boy this young, even a genin shouldn't be able to produce this much killing intent.' She was petrified and couldn't move. Her body even after years of training as a shinobi didn't help her, she only made chunin. She saw him draw a kunai and brought it up. Her life flashed before her eyes and only hoped he would spare Hermione and her husband.

The kunai swung down and Mrs. Granger closed her eyes and had one last thought. 'What happened to that poor boy?'

Just then the sound of her daughters voice seemed to freeze the whole room. "Naruto?" After a few seconds where Mrs. Granger waited to die, she slowly opened her eyes and almost flinched. Centimeters from her eye was the kunai in the boys hand. It didn't waver as he looked over to Hermione. She didn't dare move knowing full well that he could kill her before she could escape.

"Yo hu my dearest baby sister, your magnificent and beautiful big sis is here to see you~" Mei sang twirling into the room and stopping in a pose. She blinked as she took in the room and then over to Mr. Granger. "Weak little pansy ass. What kind of man are you?"

"Hey I know you. Your Mei Terumi, man the Mizukage has it bad for you." Naruto spoke staring at her with that wide eye face. She was kage level shinobi on par with the likes of the fourth Raikage. He could probably escape her easily. She's not as fast as Ai, that one was a close chase.

"And I know who you are, Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze." Mei shot back.

"Damn news travels fast."

Mrs. Granger's eyes widened at the name and Hermione looked a little confused. Why was he holding her mother down with a kunai to her face. How does he even know her aunt.

"Naruto what are doing to my mother!? How do you even know Auntie Mei!?"

"Aunt Mei?" Naruto asked his eyes widened slightly. He looked down at Mrs. Granger and back to Mei. There were a lot of similarities in their looks. Before anyone could blink again the kunai disappeared and Naruto was scratching the back of his head and tried to laugh everything off. "There might have been a huge misunderstanding."

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"So let me get this straight. You and Auntie Mei are from the hidden mist village and the fourth Mi..zu...kage started a purge of bloodline limits and auntie possess two. You both ran away from the elemental nations and started a new life. Meanwhile auntie wanted to return and liberate the mist village and you wanted nothing to do with the nations ever again so you never told me about it? Now auntie is a wanted criminal-"

"The most wanted criminal." Mei interrupts her.

"The most wanted criminal in the land of water and leader of the resistance?"

"Got it in one my little bookworm." Mrs. Granger smiled hugging her daughter.

"And you!" Hermione yelled looking at Naruto.

"Me?" Naruto pointed at himself.

"Yes you, you sensed my mother had chakra and didn't sense any from me and thought there was an intruder and did something to me and my family." Hermione said putting all the pieces together and came up with the most logical deduction.

"That and she was able to understand me when I switched back to my native language. It's only known in the elemental countries."

"WAIT! Does that mean I have chakra, if I do then I can be trained to use it and then…..." Hermione started to mumble in a low tone.

"Annnnnd we lost her." Mei said watching Hermione mumble on. "So Naruto you're from the leaf village, you look like you just got out of the academy. How does it feel to finally be a shinobi?" Mei asked jumping down to take a seat.

There was a loud "urgk" from under her. "Sister please get off my husband." Mrs Granger said taking a sip of tea.

"What husband?" Mei said taking a sip as well. "Oh you mean this squishy piece of shit that seemed to of attached itself to you? Poor you, my baby sister is forever plagued."

"Then if he's a piece of shit, why are you sitting on him?"

"He's softer than the chair." Mei said cheerfully.

As Naruto watched the two sisters go back and forth, Mr. Granger still lying on the floor, he decided to try to bring Hermione back from her mumbling rant. He waved his hand in front of her face and slowly brought her back. "And then I will use it to become minister of magic by taking out the competition. Then I will bring the magical world under me and do away with some of those stupid traditions and then start my conquest in the elemental nations. Muahaha…..cough...cough. Hu?" Hermione looked up to see Naruto staring at her. "what?"

'I wonder why the hat didn't put her in slytherin. She would be a perfect fit' he thought. "Um Hermione I hate to tell you this but you don't have chakra."

"What!?" she yelled dejectedly

"I had you tested and you showed no signs of having chakra." Mei told her niece.

"WAIT, when did you test me/her!?" Hermione and her mother both yelled at the same time.

"You remember Ao, right? He visited a few years back, remember? He has a byakugan in his left eye." Hermione was still confused until Naruto explained what the byakugan was and did.

"If I don't have chakra then how am I a witch if mom was a shinobi?"

"Wait what's this about you being a witch?" her auntie Mei asked.

Hermione gasped and covered her mouth. "She's able to wield magic and is going to Hogwarts just like I am to learn how to use it. She is really smart and seems to be a natural at it."

"Naruto! You're not supposed to reveal magic to muggles, we're going to get in trouble." Hermione said in a panic. They could be expelled from Hogwarts. It would be worse than death for Hermione.

Naruto pointed at Mei. "ninja."

Slap

"That's not an answer!" She screamed after slapping her face for the upteenth time.

"Fine. she is a shinobi not a muggle so your safe."

"Ok so if auntie Mei and mom are shinobi, how is it that I ended up with magic? Shouldn't it be chakra?"

"I would like to know that too." Mrs. Granger said finally getting her sister off her husband.

Naruto put a finger to his chin. "Well I had a theory about you being a witch, but now that your mother was a Kunoichi I think I can find out?" He said before reaching into his infinity bag, as he named it so, he pulled out a huge black book that had every inch covered in seals that seemed to shimmer with an unknown light, and dead center on the cover was a red swirl that represented the Uzumaki clan.

Hermione's eyes seemed to be in a daze as she slowly walked towards Naruto raising her hands clenching and unclenching, "pleasepleasepleaseplease?"

Flick

"Ow, why~" Hermione whined rubbing her forehead.

"This is the only book your not allowed to read." Naruto scolded her.

"Why?"

"This is the journal of every clan head of the Uzumaki. " Mei let out a slow whistle in amazement.

"That is some treasure. Where'd you get something so valuable?"

Naruto looked up at her, "My mother. My grandfather must of gave it to her when she came to the leaf." Robin-chan had brought the book to him telling what the book was for. He was the new head, and it's his responsibility to record his findings and what memories he has had.

Naruto opened his book and was leafing through it. "There might be something here about magic in the elemental nations." Hermione tried to sneak a peek over his shoulder, only to curse silintly when she couldn't read the print. It was in another language. She'll have to get her auntie to teach her how to read, write in Naruto's native language.

After a moment of flipping pages, Naruto pauses on one and examines it closer. "What's it say?" Hermione whispered still looking over his shoulder.

"Well according to one of my ancestors magic had somehow merged with chakra which lead to the shinobi clans possessing a bloodline limit. A bloodline limit is made from magic transmuting a shinobi's chakra infused genetics, creating a bloodline limit. Sometimes children who are born within a clan with a bloodline can exhibit magic and not chakra, if there is enough magic present in the bloodline. It is an extremely rare thing to happen."

"Since our family has two bloodlines, there must have been enough magic to make Hermione a witch." Mrs. Granger theorised.

"Could be?" Naruto agreed. They continued with their theories and Hermione learned a lot about how clans operate and function. She was horrified to hear about the Hyuga clan and how they subjugated their branch members.

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Naruto was invited to stay for the week, and Mei decided to stick around awhile longer much to Mr. Granger's chagrin. Hermione rented Godzilla for Naruto, and had to hold in her giggles as he was glued to the TV watching the gigantic iguana wrecking havoc. "I. want. One." Naruto said with stars in his eyes. Hermione couldn't hold it in any longer and started giggling at him. They would sit and reader their books and Hermione would ask him more about the shinobi world. The week was in all, perfect for Hermione.

Friday came and the two were sitting one th couch reading, Hermione with her library books and Naruto reading about the adventures of his ancestors. Mrs. Granger was serving tea at the table while Mr. Granger was reading the newspaper, all the while being ridiculed by his most despised sister-in law.

"You know my precious sister, why don't I join you guys when you go magic shopping? Eh, eh, dich the shit and let the ladies go out Shopping!~" Mei asked excitedly while pointing her thumb at her sister's thing when she mentioned ditching something, she refused to think that thing as her sister's husband or even a sentient being.

"We don't need you butting in." Mr Granger said turning a page. "No wizard in their right mind would go for a crazy, immature women like you. Your better off just going back to your lonely existence from once you came." he said reading an article about an explosion in the business district. It was probably Mei's doing.

Sniff

SMACK.

"Oww, what was that for Honey?" asked as he rubbed the back of his head where his wife smacked him.

"Be nice to my sister. You know how she is when someone brings up her single life."

"By the way Naruto, did you get any letters from Harry? Ron and I have been sending him letters twice a week and he's not responding back. Hey when did you get popcorn? Where did you get it?" Hermione asked, grabbing Naruto's attention from the comedy taking place. He had swapped his book for popcorn, snacking on it as he watched. Hermione didn't remember a time her parents ever had that in the house.

"Hermione, hey back on topic. Yes actually, he and I swapped letters for a while and I told him I would come visit." Just then Koneko swops in with a letter. "See?" Opening it Hermione got curious and read over his shoulder.

Save me from my family. I can't stand it. My uncle thinks he can keep me from going back. I need to go back, it's become important to me. You can also think of this as my birthday gift. You promised, and you'd never go back on your word? Right?

'Damnit, never should have told him that.'

"Well?" Hermione asked looking at him.

"What?"

"Are we not going to go and check on him?"

"We?"

"Yes we, now let's ask mother to give us a ride." she told him getting up and walking over to her mother.

"Is it me or is she more forceful than she is at school?" Naruto wondered out loud.

"Hermione takes her education very seriously. She opens up more when she's around people she's comfortable with." Mei said from behind him. He turned to face her and stood there looking down at him with a smile. "You know you're quite the cutie. You're just adorable!" She squealed as she glomped his head in between her breasts.

"But mom~, why can't I go? Naruto can keep me safe and I can make an itinerary so you know where we will be." Hermione tried to negotiate with her mother. They had to work and Harry lived a good 12 hours from her place.

"It is just too far away and besides he's only a genin-" she was interrupted by a scream.

They turned and spotted Naruto sitting in Mr. Granger's chair eating popcorn and reading the paper. They then looked towards the couch and spotted Mei pulling Mr. Granger from her breast and start rapidly slapping him. "Ewewew get this filthy piece of shitty shit away from me! Kill it, burn it, let me melt it, this perverted piece of shit needs to die!" she screamed, throwing Mr. Granger away from her. He looked like he'd been knocked out and they could tell that he'll be fine if not banged up a little.

"auntie/Mei!" Hermione and her mother yelled at the same time. "Stop abusing my husband, why can't the two of you get along? I love him get over it!" Mrs. Granger scolds her sister for a good hour about Mei's dislike for her husband.

"So that's where you got it from." Naruto said munching on some popcorn.

"And what's that supposed to mean?" Hermione asked glaring at him. Lucky for him, they were interrupted when Mei appeared in front of them and pointed to Naruto with narrowed eyes.

"You!" she growled. She lunged for him again and latched on to him tightly, as if she was trying to smother him to death.

Hermione turned towards the couch to see Naruto standing where her mother just was. With a suspicion she turned back and found her mother being smothered by her older sister. "So that's how you were able to switch with others on Hogwarts ground. It's a jutsu not a spell. So that means that the wards either don't work on chakra or that jutsu doesn't teleport you." she then went into another of her rants, drifting off into mumbles.

SLAP

"Oww, dow't hit your wig sister~" Mei pouted, rubbing her sore cheek.

"I told you to stop that, and you!" Mrs. Granger scowled at Naruto. "There is to be no Jutsus in my house. How were you able to perform the Kawarimi jutsu so flawlessly? I didn't sense any flare or feel anything tug me when you switched us." She was impressed by the fluidness he pulled using one of the most basic of basic jutsu that every shinobi knows.

It was Mei's turn to widen her eyes. She stuttered before she broke out in laughter. This bewildered both Hermione and her mother. "What's so funny auntie?" Hermione asked walking up beside her mother.

"He …..Ai ...I can't believe your kit!" she broke out into laughter again. "Your ambu, that chase you did with the raikage was legendary!" she broke out into laughter again.

Naruto laughed with her. He picked up a pillow and fluffed it a few times. Then suddenly Mrs. Granger felt the killing intent raise again from the boy still fluffing the pillow with a smile. Just as he was about to fluff it a third time, suddenly the pillow disappeared and in its place was Mr. Granger. He held him in a hold with one arm and held a kunai to his throat with the other.

"Daddy! Naruto stop threatening my parents!" Hermione screamed. Mei looked bored.

"Sorry Hermione, but your aunt knows my code name. She could reveal it to anyone, the only way to keep her silence is to threaten her loved ones." Naruto said, tightening his grip. " Now Mei Terumi I ask that you not reveal that information to anyone." He emphasized this by tightening the hold and drawing a small bead of blood from Mr. Granger's throat.

"Naruto!" Hermione screamed again. Mrs. Granger was in shock. This kid just used the Kawarimi jutsu to switch two objects instead of himself.

'Impossible'

"Oh please do it, That piece of unwanted shit is not even Her-"

"MEI!" Mrs. Granger yelled at her sister desperately. Mei quickly shut up.

Naruto looked between the two sisters, with a sigh he let Mr. Granger go, who slipped down unconscious. "I guess there's no other choice?" He sounded resigned.

"No… no other choice for what?" Hermione asked, scared to hear what he might do.

Facing Mei fully Naruto spoke. "If you reveal my identity to anyone, I can have Hermione expelled from Hogwarts and have every memory of magic, shinobi, and all her friends wiped. She would go back to being an ordinary citizen just like…. Mr. Granger." He gestured to the unconscious person at his feet.

"No! Auntie please, keep his secret. I really enjoy Hogwarts. I fit in and I even have friends. I'm top of my class." She went on as she clung to her aunt. Mei could see tears forming in Hermione's eyes, with that Mei melted quickly.

"I won't tell my little bookworm, but you can't tell anyone about my family out here, deal?" This last part she directed towards Naruto.

"Please Naruto for me?" Hermione asked looking at him, he too saw the tears at the corner of her eyes. He could never stand seeing any friends as rare as they cry.

"I promise."

"And you never go back on your promises, right?"

"You read my letter from Harry didn't you?" Naruto asked with a sweatdrop.

"I glanced at it." Hermione then turned towards her mother, pointing at Naruto. "Since he's a Anbu and not a genin he can watch over me while we head to Harry's. I'll go pack." She headed up stairs to pack for the road.

Naruto blinked and looked at both Mrs. Granger and Mei in turn. "She…. she just took advantage of all of us. How is she not in slytherin?"

On the Road

Hermione lifted her head into the wind as her hair blew behind her as she held onto Naruto driving her father's moped. He had gotten it in his midlife crisis and regretted the purchase. It only went forty miles per hour, it was also the only ride Mrs. Granger allowed Naruto to drive. After packing up Hermione's trunk, Naruto stored it in a storage scroll that he taught her how to use her wand to retrieve her items inside.

Naruto on the other hand, was agitated. This damn thing only goes forty miles an hour, he could out run this, but he had promised Mrs. Granger that he wouldn't use jutsu in front of Hermione until they return to Hogwarts, unless it's a life or death situation, Hermione was quite upset about that part. It was the only way she would allow them to go. So here they were, by the time they got to Harry's, his birthday would be over and Naruto's promise to him would be broken. It would be a cold day in hell before Naruto would break a promise.

The problem was, right at this moment, they were in the countryside. It was just a long stretch of road and rail road tracks. So his attitude was expected. 'If only there was something faster than this stupide moped. I want to send this back in a fiery heap on their doorstep.' Just then he heard a train coming by and suddenly he grinned. 'Perfect.'

"Alright Hermione, how about we take a train instead, we'll get there faster."

"There's no train station until Kings Crossing and we won't get there for another eight hours."

"Ninja."

Slap!

Naruto caught Hermione before she could fall off after she slapped her face. "Now, whatever you do, don't let go of me." He told her as he left the road and drove towards the tracks.

"Naruto?" Hermione asked a little scared. "You promised mom no jutsu."

"This isn't a jutsu." Naruto grinned as Hermione tightened her hold. Her legs found their way around his waist as he stood up on the moped.

Hermione turned her head and saw the train. "Naruto!" she screamed as she found herself in the air. The world was spinning and then they were on the train. She still did not loosen her hold until he spoke to her.

"There now we can enjoy the train ride. Stay in this little corner and I'll take care of everything."

"Do you even know how to operate a train? No never mind I know what you're going to do, but Harry's house isn't anywhere near a train station."

Naruto just looked at her and blinked a few times. 'I should write to Ibiki about her. Am I that predictable? That just won't do.' he thought as he pulled out a large tome and handed it to Hermione. "Here I was going to wait till your birthday, but-"

"I'll take it now!" Hermione interrupted him grabbing the book. She was always willing to accept a new book she hadn't read yet. She looked down at the book and her smile brightened. It was a book to help her read and write in elementrian. That was the name used for the language and writing from the elemental nations. The moment she opened that book, she was lost to the world around her.

With Hermione distracted, he was ready to get to work. He promised not to use jutsu in front of Hermione until Hogwarts, but she never said he couldn't use jutsu around her without her noticing. First thing he did was create a dozen shadow clones and set them to various tasks. They tied up the crew and began calculating where they would need to turn off.

"Faster!" Naruto yelled and his clones got to work. They were approaching their turn off, they needed to turn left, but the tracks turned right. He grinned, "hu, isn't this deja'vu?" he asked, as he remembered his first train ride.

Flashback

"He has a tank, what the hell are we going to do with these small ass cars against a tank!?" Roman Pearce yelled into the walkie talkie, as they all raced down the highway chasing Owen Shaw and Letty, Dom's ex/amnistia girlfriend. "And, where is my favorite little whiskered friend?" He and Naruto got along almost the instant they shook hands. Naruto stood by his side throughout the entire mission, except when he was ordered to follow Brian and Dom.

"The last time I tried to teach him how to drive, he ended up in a shit ton of trouble. So no he will not be joining us." Dom answered. The terror he went through teaching Naruto how to drive, was more than enough not to let him come along this time. In fact, "Hobbs did you do what Yugao told you to do to keep Naruto occupied?"

"Yes of course I did." Hobbs replied. Yugao rode with him, he kept sneaking peeks at her wondering why he made a contract with the shadow society. She was very professional and fought like an angel. Her other two teammates however?

In another car Han was launched into the air just as his car was shot by the tank. "Ohhhh shit." Han said just as he started falling towards the fast approaching road. He was caught by someone and was quickly pulled into the drivers lap. The next thing he knows, he comes face to the barely concealed breasts of the craziest chick he ever met, Anko Mitarashi.

Anko started singing "It's raining men!" before she suddenly kissed him. She extended her tongue and deep throated him with her tongue. "Can't have you die on me yet, not until I had a taste." She grinned at him.

. "Hey Hans you there?" Dom asked after watching his car take a round and explode.

Han looked dazed as he stared up at Anko with a stupid smile on his face. "I think I'm in love."

"Damn it Anko not another one!" Yugao yelled. Hobbs looked a little startled at her outburst. She quickly composed herself and turned to him. "So you did everything I told you to the tee?"

Hobbs nods his head, "yup."

"You tied him up with wire cables?"

"Yup."

"Flew him out of the country?"

"Yup."

"You made sure he was fed?"

"Umm, yup." she squints her eyes at him.

Somewhere

After escaping the pitiful attempt at restraining him, Naruto looked around the green fields with sheep running around. "Where the hell am I?" looking at the map in his pocket he, quirked an eyebrow, then grinned. "Humm, I can still make it, but I'm going to need a ride." Looking around, "how am I going to get there on time?" Just then the sound of a train reached his ears and he grinned mischiefly. "Believe it."

Back to Hobbs

"By the way you did empty his pockets, right?" Yugao asked, looking at him as they just missed being shot by the tank.

"Yup, oh I did leave him a map of where we would pick him up though." Hobbs said watching Yugao glare at him. 'Damn I blew my chance at her.' He thought. "Hey I saved us time trying to find him anyways. Besides I don't Believe for an instant that he could make it all the way here to do anything in time." Hobbs finished as suddenly Roman was now being chased by the tank.

CHUUU CHUUU

'I don't believe it. There's a train on the highway.' Those were the thoughts of every one even Shaw and Letty, except Yugao and Anko, who just slaps their face. This was bound to happen eventually, Naruto tends to always escalate things. Yugao turned to Hobbs and he turned to her before she spoke. "Believe it."

Roman who was just keeping ahead of the tank spotted a head of spiky blond hair and whooped as he recognized Naruto. "Hell yeah, there's my boy!" In some way both Naruto and Roman could read what the other one was going to do, just as Dom and Brian have a bond as deep as brothers.

Shaw fired at the train and it seemed that the train drifted to the side missing the round and kept coming. Another round and it drifted to the other side. Roman turned off the road and as he passed he looked over to his buddy when he saw the side of the train. Quirking an eyebrow, "Hogwarts Express?" The train won the battle of chicken with the tank.

Flashback Ends

Hermione was too into her book to notice anything going on around her. There were a few bumps but she still read on. She only came out of her trance as she was picked up. "What Naruto, What are you doing?" Naruto looks at her funny, then she notices her surroundings. She knew they were on a train, but the train wasn't on the tracks. "Naruto!"

"Calm down Hermione, we're almost at Harry's, just hold on tight again." Once again Hermione found her world spinning as Naruto jumped off the train and landed on Private drive. She watched as the train continued on before disappearing into the lake.

Naruto starts to walk down the street and hermione ran after. "How did you?" She asked as he smiled at her making her blush.

"Ninja."

Slap

"By the way Hermione your elementalist is coming along really well."

Hermione couldn't help but smile wide at that. "So can I read that book now?" she asked in her innocent voice.

"Ninja."

Slap, "you did that on purpose!" Hermione screamed after him.

Kings Crossing

Philip Jenkins was vigilant, ever since that disaster that happened a month ago, his superiors told him that another big screw up like that could cost him his job. So now he is so vigilant, that the staff at Hogwarts were worried that he might catch onto the entrance of the Hogwarts express. If so then the statue of secrecy would be broken.

Philip Jenkins looked at his pocket watch once more and frowned. It had just struck the time for the next train to arrive, just then the train arrived only for him to strike a horror look when it stopped just perfectly, the passengers disembarked unsuspecting that the engine was gone. "Humm, well what an unlikely miracle." Dumbledore commented looking through the magical entrance into the muggle world.

Next to him Snape just scowled hard and then it lightened back to a normal scowl. "A hundred galleons says this is Uzumaki's doing?"

"No bet." Dumbledore said rather quickly. He knew the rule about betting against an Uzumaki. It was instinctually, because this brought up an incident a few years ago when the mischief Weasley twins were first years.

With Harry

To say that Harry was ready to snap was an understatement. First off neither Ron or Hermione had written a letter to him, he sent two to each of them before Uncle Vermon made him lock Hedwig up in her cage. That was when he threatened to use magic on them, before a little house elf named Dobby ruined it for him and he received a letter from the ministry of magic about underage magic. Since then his Aunt and Uncle got crueler in their already cruel abuse. They locked his Hogwarts supplies in the cupboard under the stairs. They gave him the smallest room up stairs and kept him so busy, he might not be able to finish his homework for the professors at Hogwarts.

If he wasn't cooking, he was cleaning, if he wasn't cleaning, he was gardening. He was given even less food and now he's always hungry. The only thing keeping him going was the chance to go back to Hogwarts. Naruto had written him and he had written back, unfortunately he had to use Koneko instead of Hedwig. Naruto wrote to him promising to visit him on his birthday and he never breaks a promise. He sure hopes so.

He heard knocking coming from the front door. His uncle Vermon answered the door, he swore it was Hermione.

Vermon opened the door only to look down at a bushy brown haired girl. "Hello my name is Hermione Granger, I am a friend of Harry Potter, is he available?" She asked straight to business. He took one look at her and slammed the door in her face.

"Well that was rude!" Hermione banged on the door again. Once more Vermon answered it.

"What?!"

"That was highly rude of you sir. I was only asking if my friend Harry was available and you slammed the door in my face." She would have continued, but he slammed the door in her face a second time.

"Did he just..? Naruto can you believe this, Naruto?" Hermione turned to find her whiskered friend gone. "Great." She sighed and ran around the house and saw two windows and one of them had bars. Climbing up the side of the vine garden wall, she was able to grab hold of the bars and knock on the window alerting the occupant. Hopefully it was Harry's room.

---

Harry heard his uncle slam the door, he was confused. That sounded just like Hermione, but why would she be here? "Get back in your room boy!" his uncle yelled, he quickly did as he was told.

Turning around he was startled when a plume of smoke appeared in front of him, when it dispersed an absolutely beautiful girl appeared in a blue kimono that ended just above her knees and wooden sandals. The thing barely covered her assets, in fact the only thing she had on was a pair of red panties and an orange sash keeping the kimono closed, slow music played from somewhere as the girl slowly walked towards him. Harry finds the women's soft delicate hands pressing on his chest and he ends up in the chair by his desk.

The women leisurely sat on his lap facing him and giving him a serine smile that made him blush. She started grinding against him, "Happy birthday to you~" Her voice was sweet and his already red cheeks got redder. "Happy birthday to you~" she sang as she hugged his head into her bosom.

Now Harry could feel himself getting aroused and slowly he raised his hand towards her butt. It was glorious and looked so soft and bouncy, that he just wanted to feel it. "Happy birthday dear Harry~" she continued to sing as she stared deep into his green eyes meeting deep cobalt blue eyes, she grinded harder against him, and just as his hands were about to make contact, he froze. He couldn't help but admire her beautiful silky twin sunkiss blond ponytails. Her heart shaped face and soft cheeks with a hint of three cute whisker marks on each side- 'wait whiskers?!' Leaning back from the girl his eyebrows shot up in confusion.

"Happy birthday to you~"

"Naruto?"

The blond bombshell giggled cutely. "Nope~ I'm Naruko-chan." she giggled again and kissed him, grinding against him. She invaded his mouth with her tongue and used a jutsu she learned from Anko-chan, her tongue stretched and she now deepthroated him.

Pulling her head up Naruko couldn't help but giggle at the happy daze Harry seems to be in, getting up from his lap she sauntered over to his bedroom door swaying her hypnotizing butt. "You're leaving? But it's my birthday." She could see the heartbreak in his eyes.

'Aw' she walks over to him and gives him a chaste kiss. "Maybe next time we meet I'll give you something a little extra special~" she whispered into his ear and licked it causing Harry to shutter a little. Smiling she swayed her hips giving him a show as she walked out the door and into the hallway closing it behind her. She made her way towards the bathroom, when the door just ahead of her opened and out stepped a chubby little kid who seems to be about a year older than Harry. This must be Harry's cousin Dudley Dursley. He took one look at the barley dressed blonde bombshell in front of him, she gave him a wink, and he turned right around and shut the door. As she walked by Dudley's bedroom door, she heard a soft click indicating he locked his door. She couldn't help but grin mischiefly as she pressed herself loudly against his door and spoke just enough for it to reach his ears. "Make sure you think of me~" she said with an erotic moan, there was a squeak inside the room and she giggled as she left for the bathroom.

Harry sat there still in a daze by the beautiful women, he came out when he heard a knock on his window? Walking over to it he flipped the lach and lifted the window looking through the bars trying to see if Koneko came back. "Harry!" Harry shrieked like a girl only to realise it was Hermione.

"Hermione what are you doing here? How did you even get here?" He asked as she grabbed onto the bars. It looked like she was climbing aunt Petunia's vine garden. She was going to kill him for that.

"I came with Naruto, why haven't you owled Ron or I?"

"Naruto?" Harry looked back towards his door, before returning to Hermione. "I have been, I didn't receive any from the both of you, a house elf by the name of Dobby has been blocking mail coming and going. The only one I could still keep in contact with was Naruto."

"Dobby, what's Draco's house elf doing here?" a voice spoke from behind Harry's shoulder. Both Harry and Hermione yelped, only to discover Naruto standing behind Harry. Unfortunately Hermione lost her grip on the bars and started falling off the side of the house.

"Hermione!" Harry yelled only to find one of his pillows on the ground instead of Hermione.

Hermione screamed out only to find herself in Naruto's arms. She blushed as he set her down. "Thank you Naruto."

"Hehehe sorry about the scare I really didn't mean to scare you." Naruto said scratching the back of his head.

"But how did you even get in here in the first place?" She asked him. Harry looked back at his bedroom door wondering if Naruto really was Naruko-chan.

"Ninja"

Face slap

"Now then, get dressed and pack your things for Hogwarts Harry, we are going out to celebrate your birthday!" Naruto cheered looking through his closet and drawers. He noticed that all of Harry's clothes were too big for him, his socks had holes and the only pair of shoes Harry owned were on his feet and looked ready to fall apart. He lowered his head and his bangs covered his eyes.

Both Harry and Hermione became alarmed when their blond friend suddenly became quiet. Before either could blink, Naruto was on Harry pulling his outstretched shirt that was a hand me down from his cousin Dudley like all of his clothes off, revealing his under fed, bruised pale form. Hermione gasped and Harry shiverd, all the while Naruto remained quiet, his bangs still hid his eyes, but his smile was gone replaced with a neutral expression. A small burst of killing intent permitted the room along with a part of the room next door.

Shall We HEHEHE

Dudley sat on his bed with his eyes closed picturing the most beautiful women he ever saw. He remebered the erotic sway of the hips of the blonde bomb shell, she haunted his fantasies and the sound of her voice brought him to the edge. His arm pumped up and down and a soft moan escaped his mouth. He reached the point where he couldn't stop, he needed this release. He could feel the finish line fast approaching, his hand sped up, his back arched up just as he could feel the release a wave of killing intent washed over him.

"Eep" he was suddenly frozen with fear and his release was stolen away from him, he looked down only to see himself go flaccid. Tears appeared at the edges of his eyes as he could no longer get hard for the moment.

Poor Dudley

Naruto lifted his head and gave a big closed eyed smile, neither Hermione or Harry believed it for a second. "So, why don't you and Hermione pack your Hogwarts things and I'll meet you both out front." With that Naruto casually walked out the room and down the stairs.

Harry looked over at Hermione who looked pale. "Harry you have to tell Dumbledore about this. He'll get you away from these... bad people." It looked like she wanted to say another word but hesitated.

"I know Mione, but they're still my family. Naruto would agree that even if you don't like them, they are still family."

"I still think you should tell Professor Dumbledore." Hermione huffed before they both heard a scream coming from down stairs.

"Naruto!" they both yelled as they rushed down stairs to find Naruto about to stab Harry's Uncle Vernon. "Naruto you can't kill them." Harry hoped he would listen.

"Aww, what about just him?" Naruto guestered towards the fat man he had pinned against the wall with shurikens. Harry actually tilted his head in thought before Hermione nudged him with her elbow.

Sighing, "no you can't kill him either." He told Naruto. Naruto stared back at him for a moment, before they were interrupted by a voice from the hallway.

"Hey what's going on in her- oh cool, hey Naruto can you teach me that?" Dudley asked Naruto excitedly, pushing Harry out the way. Harry and Hermione looked at each other wondering how his cousin knew Naruto.

"Umm Naruto?" Harry asked.

"Yea Harry?"

"How do you know Dudley?"

I'm kind of enjoying these flashbacks

"I'm king of the ninja!" Dudley shouted from the top of the mound of dirt that he and his friends were using as a battle ground. After watching a few ninja movies with his friends, they became infatuated with ninja's. Instead of king of the hill, they renamed it king of ninja's. Dudley had just tossed the last threat to his rain off the hill.

"Hi!" a chipper voice spoke up behind him. Turning around Dudley spotted a short spiky blond haired boy with whisker marks on each cheek. "My name is Naruto, what are you playing, can I join?" the blond haired now named Naruto asked with a friendly smile. He looked to be about a year younger than him, Harry's age. His friends were bigger and heavier than this small boy. He grinned in his mind, another minion to add to his group.

"Sure, were playing king of ninjas and I am the ninja king-"

"Kage."

"What?" Dudley asked, not understanding what the kid just said.

"The one who rule over ninjas are the kages. Depending on which country you come from would depend on which kage you would be. For example Britain is ruled by the queen, so you would be considered the royal kage or the queen's shadow. By the way ninjas do not operate in open warfare. They work in the shadows hence kage, they also strike silently and do not yell out a battle cries and roar in victory. We strike silently and disappear without a trace." At this Naruto smile widened as he looked behind Dudley's back.

Dudley turned to look and found both his friends tied up with duct tape. "Cool, hey do you want to come to my place and play, I have some toys you might not have." He said, trying to seem impressive.

"Ok"

End of Flashback

"Get me down from here you hooligan!" Vernon yelled from his place on the wall.

"I'm sorry, I wanted to show my friend Dudley my ninja tools, when I accidentally tripped." Naruto pouted as he grabbed his weapons back.

"But I saw you throw them at me! You can't believe this little monster can you Petunia!?"

Twitch

"You monster, get your little friend and leave this house now and go terrorize someone else!"

Twitch

Naruto turned to Petunia and unleashed his puppy dog eye jutsu to the max. "I only threw them because I didn't want any of them to hit him." She never stood a chance.

"Vernon! Don't you go insulting one of Dudlicin's friends. He was only trying to help!" she came around and hugged naruto to her who looked like he was about to cry.

"But Pudding he just, and the freak said, he was going to kill me!" he roared. That was probably the worst thing he could have said. Petunia went off, she squawked at him like a bird she resembles.

While they were distracted Naruto made his way back over to the children. "Ok let's go, we have a few more stops than I thought." Naruto told them cheerfully, grabbing Harry's and Hermione's hands and starting for the door.

"But Naruto I still need to pack." he was interrupted when Naruto held up one of his storage scrolls.

"Already packed." He smiled at them as they passed the cubber under the stairs. It was already open and they confirmed that Naruto really did pack everything up for Harry.

"But how? We watched you the whole time?" Harry asked.

"Ninja"

Face slap.

Dudley followed them out the front door. "Oi Harry, can I come?" he asked as the trio stopped. Harry looked back at his cousin. "I let you come with us on my birthday." he didn't really invite Harry, the Dursleys only brought him when the old cat lady down the block couldn't look after him. Hermione elbowed him and gave him a stern look.

"Uh I guess so?"

"Awsome." Dudley said excitedly. The moment the front door shut, Naruto busted out laughing.

"Oh, that was good. Dudlicin." he giggled a little bit more before pausing at the curve.

"Only my mother can call me that, you got it shrimp?" Dudley tried to look threatening, but Naruto looked back without flinching.

"Try it, Dudlicins." Before Dudley could respond a slick black car came around the corner and stopped at the curve Naruto was standing at. The driver side window rolled down and a middle aged bald man dressed in a suit stared out at them, or rather at Naruto.

"I showed up, now get in." He demanded, the three kids took a step back thinking of stranger danger. Naruto just smiled at him.

"Hey Deku-"

"It's Decker, now you said you had some interesting info I may like. So get in.

"Naruto do you know this man?" Hermione asked, eyeing the expensive looking car.

"Yeah, I called him for a ride while we were traveling." After a few more inquisitions, Hermione was satisfied and they all piled in. Harry ended up in the middle between his oversized cushion and Hermione. Naruto took the front after simply picking Dudley up and tossed him into the back, since then Dudley had become obsessive with becoming as cool as Decker Shaw.

"Alright what do you have?" Decker Demanded almost immediately after they drove off. He then looked up in the rearview mirror, "who are they?"

"Hello I'm HErmi-" she was interrupted by the sound of duct tape being torn.

"There friends from school." Naruto answered casually, avoiding making a mess. Doing what he did insured that Harry and his cousin wouldn't try to speak as well. They weren't ready for this…...yet.

Decker snorted. "What the bloody hell are you doing at a school?"

"It was where my mother went when she was my age." as he spoke he looked down into his lap and let out a hint of a true smile. Harry was the only one who noticed Naruto's mood.

"I see, but you're a bloody killer for hire." the three pair of eyes in the back widened in surprise. Naruto to his credit, didn't reach. Instead the only thing he did was let out a small giggle, that creeped the other occupants of the car.

"So, do you know our old friend Hobbs? Well he just so happens to be in town and is meeting with someone at a crowded area. It might be some important information that would sell at a pretty high price." Naruto explained to Decker with a wide smile. Harry could just make out a gleam in Naruto's eye, he only saw such a gleam come from one other person he knew.

"Hobbs." Decker growled the name as his hands tightened on the steering wheel. Ever since Habbs and his gang put his baby brother in the hospital, he and Hobbs have been at each other's throats. "Where to?" he didn't need any more, Hobbs was involved, that was enough for him to screw up his mission. Naruto just smiled wider. Looking at Naruto Decker couldn't help but to comment. "You know some of your smiles are creepy." All Naruto did was giggle again.

Mall

Walking into the mall the group of four made their way over two the map of the mall. "Ok where's this meeting taking place?" Decker asked Naruto, luckily Hermione learned to keep her mouth shut. There are some things and some people you do not want to have attention from. Naruto gave here a pamphlet during the ride, it spoke of misdirection and how to extract information without being noticed. She was actually quite excited to see if some of the techniques the pamphlet suggested trying out.

"I want to go to the game store." Dudley whined before anyone could speak. Hermione tried sharing the pamphlet with Harry and Dudley, but it looked like he didn't bother reading it. Harry skimmed it for how he can stay out of the spotlight when he returns to Hogwarts.

Decker whirld on them, "we're not here for some shopping spree!" Both Harry and Hermione took small soft steps backwards until they were a step or two behind Dudley. The pamphlet spoke about how to get another to concentrate on another person, while you get free to move about. The trick was to what for that brief second he glances around, that's when you take a step, it's a slow process but works wonders. Dudley was big and they both were still on the small side, so it was easy to use him as a shield. To their great delite it worked, Deckers gaze seemed to zero in on the big boy making him tremble.

"We should split up. Decker you take minion here," gesturing towards Dudley. "And bookworm." indicating Hermione. "I'll take scarhead here and we'll scout the mall, when Hobbs shows up we'll tail him." As Naruto turned to walk away grabbing Harry on his way, Decker made his feelings known.

"Hell no, you take the kids, I'll go myself, they'll give my location away." Naruto didn't even bother turning around, instead he just said "ok" and gestures for the others to follow.

Once they were out of sight from him, Hermione couldn't hold it in anymore. "Harry Harry, did you see how easily I mastered that oh it's supposed to go unnoticed, so you probably didn't see." she quickly turned to Naruto holding up the pamphlet. "I'll forgive you for duct taping my mouth in the car, because you gave me this. Now I know it's early, but can I have this for Christmas now?" She said this all in a single breath, Naruto was impressed with her lung capacity. Considering who her aunt was, he might not be, he'll have to ask Hinata to take a look some time. Her byakugan might not be able to see as far as her other clansmen, but her byakugan could see much finer details, even parts of the human body that others couldn't pick out, she didn't miss anything. Quite frankly she is the only one he has a harder time hiding from, unless he could get out of her range.

What Hermione spoke about was at the very bottom of the last page of the pamphlet, was very small writing in kanji.

For more information read Silent Steps by Yugao Uzuki

This goes hand in hand with The Hunt by Yugito Nii

"No, I gave you your birthday present early already, but if I give you this promise to stop asking for more books, it's starting to feel like you're only my friend to get your hands on information from me." He held up another pamphlet. Hermione's eyes widened in horror. She never intended to use Naruto like that, she was ecstatic to be his friend, but when he told her a little about the elemental nations, she was hooked, it just became her new obsession to learn about, just as she does with magic.

Naruto's features soften, " I know you mean well Mione-chan" Hermione rushed him and wrapped her arms around him and buried her head into his shoulder. Naruto was the only one to hear a small sob come from her, she looked up at him with a small smile. He could see a few tears on her face, now he felt bad for making her cry.

"Are we still friends?" she asked in a small voice in his native tongue.

'Of course we are there wasn't any doubt. It'll take way more than this to break our friendship." After that she wiped away her tears and they continued on. She still took the pamphlet, she wasn't an idiot, she would take what she could. Looking down it was about meditating and lessons on patience. She narrowed her eyes at his back as they were walking.

"Did he just manipulate me and planned this encounter?" She asked herself quietly, Just then she heard a shout ahead of her.

"Hey Hermione I think this shirt is perfect for you!" it was Naruto holding up a pink jacket, he was showing her the back that said, Ninja.

Slap.

They continued through clothing stores trying on outfits, even Naruto got into it, but he would purposely mismatch the colors making him look silly. They went to the ice cream parlor and arcade area. Hermione had never played video games in her life, Harry had only been able to recently sneak into his cousin's room to play his video games, while they were all out, which was rare. Within three hours Hermione ended up with the second biggest pile of tickets. The three were baffled as they saw the tower that was Naruto's pile of tickets, calling it a pile wouldn't work, it was a tower. Naruto had destroyed every record on every machine in the place, if they could, Harry would bet they would continue counting up if the number slots weren't maxed out.

"How did you do that Naruto?" Hermione asked, just as stunned as the other two were with Naruto's luck at games.

"Ninja."

Slap

As they went to the prize area, both Hermione and Naruto were smart to pick up note books, pens and pencils for their year at Hogwarts, Hermione because she might not be able to afford a lot of ink, quills and parchment, Naruto just thought it was a great idea. After the arcade they had lunch and continued walking around the mall. They ended up at a sports shop where they ran into the huge muscular bold samone man. "Hey there little buddy!" Naruto's eyebrow twitched as he was picked up by the man.

Decker continued scotting out the mall, just when he spotted a familiar figure sitting in the middle of the bench just outside a shop selling sports. 'Of course the muscle head would be there.' he thought as he blended in with a crowd to hide himself.

Hobbs sat there with a small package placed just underneath him purposefully. He was called by Naruto to meet him here, he didn't expect to see him with other kids his age, he was hoping more for Yugao to come. He helped them pack the bags in the trunk, when Naruto asked him to drop off a small package for a friend, he agreed only for a chance to see Yugao again. Once he was sure this was the spot, he stood up and walked towards the exit.

He just so happened to turn to take a quick look behind him, when he spotted his old nemesis Decker Shaw grab the package and turned to meet his gaze. Decker ran for it and Hobbs followed quickly behind. Just as Shaw was about to leave Hobbs pounced.

Decker made it six feet from the door when he felt a boot on his back sending him to the floor. Looking up he saw Hobbs retrieve the package he dropped and started running away. Growling he gave chase, he was gaining on Hobbs, because of the crowd the bigger of the two was having a harder time wading through them. Soon he caught up with a dive tackle, which sent both of them through a little shopping stand.

There were a few screams, but both men stood up ready for a brawl. "Well well, look what dog dragged in, a used condom." Hobbs grinned, he and Shaw never saw eye to eye. They worked together to help out Dom and his crew, but that was as far as either would go. Decker didn't hesitate and dove for the package that was sitting on the floor between them. Hobbs moved as well, it wasn't fast enough. Decker rolled passed him and sprung to his feet at a run, quickly followed by Hobbs.

Hobbs watched as Shaw evaded and vaulted over people, benches, and stands. He looked like a naked monkey jumping around like that. What frustrated him was the fact that he was losing distance between them. Thinking quick Hobbs reached into the bag of a passing child and took out the foot ball and through it. His years of service have honed his aim to near perfection, Decker got smacked in the back of his head hard enough to send him forward into a tumble. He popped right back up, but it gave Hobbs enough time to snatch the package and dash the other way, this had continued back and forth before they found them both being dog piled by police officers.

After being taken outside the officer in charge came up to them holding the torn up package Naruto had given to Hobbs. " I am told that you two were apparently fighting over this." he spoke with a loud voice, most likely exmilitary. He held up the package making sure he held their attention." who does this belong to?"

"Mine." they both spoke up at the same time.

"Oh, what's in it?" the officer asked. Neither could answer that, "well then only one thing to do. Opening the thing, all three looked inside to see a battered wallet with a bunch of recete stuffed into the money pocket with a note. Decker's face grew red as he recognized his wallet. Opening to the ID Decker snatched before the officer got a better look at it.

"It's mine," he said holding up the picture next to him, before the officer could react violently. Taking out the note and reading it, he couldn't help but let out a growl. Hobbs wandered over and read behind Decker's shoulder.

Dear Mr. Shaw,

Thank you for celebrating my twelfth birthday and would also like to thank you for the wonderful presents.

Sincerely

HP

Hobbs burst out laughing, just then they both caught sight of Hobbs' ride driving by, the three kids that were with Naruto were sitting in the back seat and Naruto himself sat in the passenger seat, neither could see who was driving. He stopped laughing then and this time Decker smirked while shaking his head, "Just like Dubai."

Been holding onto this flashback for a while

Dom and Brian had just opened the vault and stood there in aw. In front of them was a crimson and black Lykan HyperSport, Dom nearly grew a boner at the site. As they approached the car, the driver side window rolled down to reveal blond hair and whiskered cheeks. "Hey Naruto you're here too?" Brian asked who looked happy to see the little guy. Dom on the other hand looked as if he had something shoved up his ass.

"Yeah I had some business in town when Hobbs called me for a favor." Naruto responded. Walking up to the car Dom looked at the chibi blonde.

"I don't ride bitch." just then the sound of the passenger door shut. Looking over he saw Brian in the passenger seat and putting on his seat belt. He was about to tell him to move onto Brian's lap, when they all heard a ruckus in the room behind them.

Looking at Dom Naruto smiled, "get in…..bitch." With no time to respond, Dom squeezed into the passenger side with Brian, it was more roomer than either expected. "Ok hold on." Naruto tells them slamming on the excelerator just for a second before hitting the brakes. It was enough to break the glass in front of them and Naruto had the car tilting straight down, both Doms and Brian's assholes clenched up. Naruto discreetly encased the car's tires with chakra to help keep them attached to the building, they were soon driving straight down the side of the building.

About half way down Naruto started to drift the car so it now was facing parallel with the rising ground. The passenger side door seemed to open on it's own. "Naruto!" Both Brian and Dom screamed as they felt a tightening of some kind of rope and yanked out the now open door. Naruto pressed a button to close the door, aimed the nose of the car back down and headed to the meeting spot he and Decker picked out.

Dom found Brian and himself seemed to be pulled back through the open glass that they broke and at the feet of the prince they just stole the car from. "Shit."

Decker couldn't help but laugh as he watched the hacked security cameras as he watched Naruto play Terretto and O'Connor like saps. Just then the sound of an engine turning off had him looking up. There was the same Lykan HyperSport he saw on the small screen, and saw Naruto walking up to the seat next to him. Passing him the keys the child just smiled.

"Alright Deku I did as you asked, now I gotta go bye, oh and tell Queenie-obachan that I said hi." Naruto said passing him the keys to the HyperSport and walked into the shadow of the building.

"It's Decker." he growled out, he squinted his eyes, the boy seemed to have just disappeared into thin air. It might of just been the heat, getting up and entering the car he smiled, it fit quite nicely he drove off. He was glad he had listened to his mother for once. He was reluctant to contact the shadow society, because he didn't trust them and he never works with people he doesn't trust. But his mother continued to nag him and slap him until he contacted them, or rather she did it for him ahead of time. Apparently she has had dealings with them before. 'Didn't she mention something about her current boy toy, Jari….something no last name. I couldn't find anything on him except he's an author of erotic books.' He shivered at the memory of his mother's small dreamy look when she mentioned him.

Shaking his head of that horrible thought he drove on. He had just entered the shadow of the building that Naruto drove done, when the car suddenly stopped and the driver's door opened. Eyeing the opening suspiciously, when his seat belt tightened and his arms were strapped to his chest. He couldn't move a muscle, when the seat was yanked out of the car along with him.

With Hobbs

"Look I'm sure there's a huge misunderstanding, we are the good guys." Hobbs tried to reason with the angry prince, who want to torture Dom and Brian. The prince even contacted the shadow society and Anko stood between the two tied up prisoners licking her lips. "Anko you're even working for him? Is Yugao here?!" He said, suddenly he was happy those two got caught.

"No she's back home on vacation. And I took this job for free, you know how rare a job like this comes through, almost never." Before anyone else could speak Hobbs' phone goes off.

"Hold on a second." he saw he had a text from Naruto, who he hired to help catch Shaw. apparently he got to Naruto first.

From little buddy

Subject- exchange favors,

Look out the window ;)

Looking up from the text, Hobbs looked at the prince, then to Anko before turning around and looked out the broken glass that Naruto drove through. Looked back at his phone as it dinged again.

Now you owe me a favor.

They all heard a sound just then and it got louder. Soon they realised it was coming from the window. A familiar figure appeared wrapped up to a seat. Hobbs grinned, his little buddy really did come through on the contract. "See your majesty, this is the real culprit." The prince gestured for Dom and Brian to be released, much to Anko's complaint about wanting to try something her bosses won't let her do near others. Though when the Prince offered up the tied up man she grinned before her own phone went off. It was from Naruto, whatever it was, she didn't like it, but sighed and took Decker away.

Flashback ends

Hermione eyed the new person driving the car over the history book she was reading. She didn't say anything since Naruto greeted him and allowed the man to drive for them giving him the next address they were going to next. She had a small frown on her face, because she could see both Naruto's and the man's mouth moving and forming words, but for some reason she couldn't hear what they were saying. Naruto must be behind this, she was curious about the dark skinned man driving for them now. This could be a mission he was finishing up, therefore she didn't want to distract him. She made sure to take notes on what books Naruto had given her so far, he also mentioned that one thing any witch, ninja or plain muggle should carry is a notepad and a pen/pencil. You never know what new information you may encounter. Both Harry and his cousin fell asleep a few minutes ago and Dudley just so happens to of thought her shoulder would make a comfortable pillow. He was heavy and she was sure her shoulder would be in pain after this ride. 'Maybe Naruto will massage it for me.'

While Naruto knocked out Harry and Dudley and put up a silencing barrier between the front and the back to keep her from eavesdropping on his conversation. "So I showed up as you asked, tell me tree hugger, why should I waste my time with a munchkin like you?" asked a large muscular dark skin man with black close crop hair. He received a summons from the short leaf ninja next to him, the only reason he came was because it came in the form of a pure black scroll. It meant that all five kages were involved, this could be his chance to be allowed back into the nations and back home to Kumo.

Giggle

They arrived by an open field, Naruto had his friends exit the car while he finishes up his meeting with the man. He took out an old battered head protector with a cloud stamped on it. It was the man's old head protector before he was exiled. "I have been authorized to offer you a chance to return to your village,you just have to complete the mission." with that Naruto handed the man a briefcase and a portfolio.

Reading the profile he looked back at the short ninja, "so you want me to kill this Mr. Nobody, but what's the case for?" he asked, holding up the case Naruto gave him.

"That will be your ticket to get close to him. I'll nudge his sights towards you and you take care of the rest." Naruto explained opening and exiting the car. Just before he closed it he turned back. "Oh Brixton?'

"Yes?"

"This mission can't fail, do whatever it takes.'' The look on the child's face was one of a vetrian of battle. The man now named Brixton nodded, the protection of the nations is their top priority. After he drove off, Naruto turned back to his friends, "ok now, who's ready for some paintball!?" Hermione didn't seem to get into it, until Naruto explained that it was a learning experience, especially if she wanted to be a shinobi. One must be agile and stealthy, this was a chance for her to learn first hand while it's safe. She reluctantly accepted the explanation and followed the boys to receive their gear.

"Orange team are you ready!" the referee called out. All four kids let out a battle cry. "Blue red team are you ready!"

"HULULULULULULULU!"

"Umm Naruto that sounded like there's eight of them." Hermione commented.

"Good job Hermione!" Naruto cheered hugging her, causing her to beam at the prais with a blush. "You learned to identify the sounds around you." She blushed more before shaking her head to respond, unfortunately the ref interrupted her.

"START GAME!"

"Ok listen up Dudley take right, Hermione you got left and Harry you go center." Naruto spoke up quickly and seemed to be in mission mode.

"What will you be doing? Harry asked, nervous about getting hit by one of these paintballs.

Giggle

"I'll be in the trees covering you from above, it will also give me a good sniping position to take out targets. The other team won't expect that and I'll be able to take down two before either of you make contact. Think of this as playing ninja, it's a popular game kids back home play, at least until they become full time ninjas." The three looked out into the forest where they knew the bigger team would be, but Naruto was a trained ninja so it would even the odds. Turning back to speak to Naruto one last time, they found the spot he occupied not a moment ago completely devoid of their friend.

"Wow, is he batman?" Dudley got excited and ran down his side of the field.

Harry really couldn't help it, "ninja."

Slap

Naruto watched from his perch as the other team grouped around together as they made battle plans. They would easily catch sight of him if they just looked up, he found it hilarious that most people outside the nations don't look up. He was close enough to listen in on their hushed conversation, hence his current position. He wasn't surprised to find that all seven seemed to share the same trait, red hair. "Ok listen up." the apparent leader spoke up in a whisper. "Bill takes Charlie and head left to flank, the twins will take right. Dad, you back up the twins if they come under heavy fire. Ron, Ginny and I will head up the center." everyone nodded to his plan. "This should be easy, the ref told me that the other team was fine with eight on four, so we should be able to overwhelm them in numbers. They'll be in a defensive position, so stay hidden."

Giggle

All eight heads snapped up looking around wildly. Up, down and all around, their instincts from fighting those bloody evil dolls. "Di…..did they..gulp...follow us here?" Ron shrinks back behind the twins, who also seem a little paler, they saw nothing, but they knew that didn't mean they weren't around.

"They killed Harry berry, Hulululu!" shouted the youngest of the red heads, and the only female of the group, who ran off down the center with a roar cry.

"Damn it Ginny, everyone you know what to do, go go go!" shouted Percy as everyone split and Ron ran ahead to catch his sister. Lifting up his mask, Percy wiped his face with a handkerchief that he always kept with him.

Pop pop giggle

Bill took the lead, as a curse breaker for Gringotts he was good at spotting traps. Charlie covered him, dragon taming is a hard job, you would need fast reflexes, he knew a few coworkers who lost a limb or two. Charlie stood a few feet behind Bill when his brother was pulled up into the trees.

Pop pop giggle

Charlie looked up in fright swinging the paintball gun every which way. Unfortunately Hermione chose that time to come around the bend and crouched as she spotted him. Aiming she took her shot, pop pop, she was going to make a fine spellcaster, the sound of choking and a thud reached her ears making her smile.

The twins split up to surround the target they spotted who was still coming down from a hill. Pop pop pop pop. "yeah we got him." Fred and George cheered running up to the fallen enemy. As they peered down their faces turned to one of shock. Instead of a plump and easy target, what lay at their feet was their knocked out father, who had four blue spots indicating he was hit by friendly fire.

Pop pop pop pop giggle

Harry made slow progress, moving from cover to cover listing for the enemy nearby. He had just passed a bolder when a red rocket tackled him from above. "Hulululu!" he was taken to the ground, his mask and glasses falling off his head. The figure paused as they gazed at his face. "Harry berry?" The figure pulled off the mask to reveal Ginny Weasley.

Pop pop

Without his glasses Harry couldn't see very well, so his first thought was to pull the trigger. As he turned to search for his glasses he heard a thump, indicating his opponent was down. Finding his glasses, he put them on just as another opponent came around the corner. He aimed his gun up, "Harry?" He recognized that voice, but why would he be here?

"Ron?" He asked just to be sure. Sure enough as the mask came off his intuition was correct as his best friend's face was revealed. "What are you doing here?" he asked. Did Naruto plan all this out for his birthday?

"I should be asking you that mate. Bloody hell." Ron turned to look at Ginny with a red dot on her forehead. "Nice shot, though she's not going to be happy with you when she wakes up. So how did you wind up here?"

After being helped up to his feet he answered, "Naruto and Hermione came to my house and took me out for my birthday, by the way today is my birthday."

"Happy birthday mate, and did you say Hermione and Naruto are here too?"

Pop pop

"Alright I got one!" Harry's cousin Dudley cheered from behind him.

"Game ends, the Orange team wins!" the referee shouted

"Harry it's good to finally meet you, the boys told me a lot about you. Also happy birthday." Mr. Weasley greeted him cheerfully shaking his hand, "and Hermione as well? Now all we need is Naruto and the whole gang's together again." he laughed jokingly.

"Hi." a grumpy voice spoke up behind everyone. Turning around they were met with a masked blond haired child. He had a single red spot on the right side of his lenses.

. "Naruto!" Mr Weasley shouted, "why so glum?" Naruto took off his mask and stared at Dudley with a scowl.

"I was hit by friendly fire."

His friends couldn't help but chuckle at his predicament. Though both Bill and Charlie had a diffrent reaction. They screamed in a high pitched voice which might come from a girl, before they cast a look at me not charm on all the muggles around. Charlie used a spell he knew as a Dragon tamer and let out a magical roar. It was used to call the dragons back to them. A beautiful red dragon about the size of a big rig, came swooping down and picked up Charlie.

"Don't forget me!" Bill yelled. A rear foot snatched him up as well before taking off into the clouds. As they soared through the sky, Charlie looked over at Bill.

"Where do you want me to drop you off?!"

"I have a job in Egypt, so head that way!" Charlie was soon able to climb his way onto the dragon's back and helped Bill up as well, now they let the wind blow through their hair as they flew into the sunset.

"That was so cool!" Naruto jumped up and down, his sour mood from before evaporating.

"What was cool?" asked a confused Dudley as he felt like he just woke up from a trance.

"Hey, would it be possible to have a sleepover at your place since it's Harry's birthday?"

"I don't think it's a good idea with Dudley and all." Harry was interrupted when someone came up behind Naruto. Before anyone could speak up, the woman placed her hands over his eyes.

"Guess who?"

"Hattie-neechan!" Naruto yelled, turning around and hugging her. All the males looked at the hot blond hugging Naruto and became slightly jealous. The only ones not reacting were Hermione, Ginny who was too busy staring at Harry with stars in her eyes and Harry who just thought of Naruko-chan.

"So whiskers what was it you had for me that I had to drive all the way out here? I mean I'm happy to see you again."

"Oh well I am celebrating my friend Harry's birthday." Naruto said, pointing to Harry. Hattie Shaw, youngest of three, she met Naruto when her mother's current boyfriend Jirayia first met her, Naruto was there with him, the adorable eight year old looked so small and shy that she couldn't help but want to spend time with him. She would laugh hard at some of the things Naruto had done to her two older brothers. They wanted to kill him on site until both her and her mother explained to them that Naruto made sure neither of them were killed. Decker understood after Naruto rescued him from the prince he himself gave Decker to. Owen understood when he didn't die in the collision with the train and tank.

Hattie walked up to Harry and gave him a peck on the cheek, which made him blush. "Happy birthday kiddo."

"By the way Hattie-neechan you know that suspicious dude you asked me to keep an eye out for?"

"Brixton, yeah?"

"Well I just so happened to witness him making an exchange at the nearby mall. I overheard his conversation about transporting something dangerous." Naruto handed her a file with pictures of the trade, though the other person wasn't in any of them. It also came with a date and time.

"Thanks whiskers, I owe you one." she hugged him again and kissed his forehead.

"Well I know One why you can repay me." Naruto smiled innocently.

"Oh, what's that?"

"Can you give Dudley a ride back home?" He also whispered something in her ear.

"Why can't I stay with you guys?" Dudley whined. Hattie walked up to him and threw an arm around his shoulders and guided him to her cool looking car.

"Come with me I would like to get to know one of Naruto's friends." Once they took off, Naruto turned to Harry.

"All fixed." Everyone just blinked before trying to not think too hard on that. Hermione of course, couldn't help it.

"But, how, when?"

"Ninja."

Slap

Burrow

The group pulled into the yard and Naruto saw the Weasley house. It looked like randomly stacked boxes that looked like they would fall at any time, the only answer he had was that they used magic. Just as shinobi use seals to secure their differences.

As they were walking across the yard, Harry and Harmione noticed that Ron and his family seemed on edge and ready for a a thought occurred to Harry. "Hay Ron, how did you guys end up at a muggle game?" It was Mr Weasley who answered.

"Well you see it was the darndest thing. A coupon for a group of seven to play one free hour of paintball. I looked it up and found out it was a game made by muggles, it seemed interesting and I took the Kids." Everyone did seem to have enjoyed their time, even Hermione, who was reluctant at first. Though he couldn't help but think that Naruto may have planned this entire day, he shook his head from that thought. 'Naruto couldn't be that good.'

As they made their way inside, the three non redheads were quite surprised by the feast that was set at the table. A plump redheaded woman was working on something at the stove, before she spun around and smiled and walked forward to greet the three. "Oh Hermione dear, it's so nice to finally meet you. Harry, you look so small, but don't worry I have made plenty of food so you can eat as much as you like." As she spoke she gave each of them a hug. She then turned to Naruto, but before she could speak, he latched onto her with a hug. "Molly-obasan did you make all this food, it smells great. Did you know that today is Harry's birthday and we even ran into them when we were playing paintball. This place looks cool." He continued to ramble on as Molly chuckled as she hugged him back.

"It's good to see you again, too dear. And Harry Happy birthday, but before dinner everyone must bathe first." She said putting her hands on her hips and stared at the group with a stern look. Naruto spoke with her quietly about having Harry bathe last to give them about an hour to prepare something special for his birthday.

Harry carried his toiletries towards the bathroom when Naruto came out with wet hair and dressed in a long green shirt and black pants and sandals. "All yours Harry, go ahead and take your time, I think Molly still has a few things left to bake." Naruto smiled at him patting him on the back as he left. As Naruto came down the stairs, he spotted the second oldest Weasley child sitting at the table. He must have come back after a while. This time when Charlie looked up at him, he only flinched a little.

"I'm Charlie, I would like to know why you unleashed those hellspawns on my family?" he scowled at him wanting answers. In fact the rest of the Weasley clan mines Ginny, who was helping Hermione unpack in her room, crowded around to hear his answer.

"I would like to know that as well Naruto." Ms. Weasley spoke as well, frowning with her hands on her hips.

Naruto just tilted his head to the side in confusion. "Unleash what hellspawn?"

Giggle

The Weasleys jumped back as everyone looked towards the giggle to see a four whiskered Naru doll on the fireplace mantel. "There you are Ru-chan." Naruto smiles walking up and stuffing the doll away. Turning around he was greeted with the scowls of a roomful of redheads. He looked at Molly with a tearful look while pointing a accusing finger towards the twins. "Sniff sniff, thwy ruined my first christmas with my new friends and put an unknown potion in my ramn...sniff… sniff….my poor ramen." He mumbled the last part as a tear slid down his cheek.

Molly gasped and Charlie slapped the back of Fred and George's heads, telling them how their little prank went too far. Molly walked up to her boys and grabbed each of their ears. "You have gone too far this time boys, you will apologize right now!" She continued to rant their ears off when the girls came down as well. Ron filled them in and Hermione hugged a tearful Naruto, Ginny was still a little peeved about losing her Harry berry doll collection, they were the casualties of their war with the possessed Naru doll. At least the real Harry berry is within her grasps.

With Harry

Harry was surprised by how big the Weasleye's bathroom was. The rest of the house looked crowded, but here it looked like it could fit the whole clan. Undressing and putting on swim trunks, because for some reason Naruto suggested it. He was starting to learn that when Naruto suggests something to you, you take heed, or it could land you in a very humiliating situation. Wading into the giant pool of perfect hot water, not too hot, but enough to relax his muscles. As he sat down, two long slender tanned arms wrapped around from behind him, they held sope and a loofah. "Told you I would do something special next time we met~" He recognized the voice and smiled turning around and meeting the beautiful face of Naruko-chan.

She was dressed in a simple white bikini and continued to wash his body, pressing her breasts into his back. Harry closed his eyes as she ran her hands through his hair washing it gently. He wondered if Naruto planned this. He also wanted to ask Naruko-chan out, but something in the back of his mind told him not to. He let out a moan as Naruko-chan started massaging his body, his aces and bruises that were still tender were gently rubbed until he felt relief from it. They sat there with his resting back against her as she continued to run her hand through his hair.

When they finally emerged Naruko-chan quickly threw on her kimoto and sandals and started for the door. Pausing she turned back towards him and smiled. "I do have one more surprise for you, but you have to wait, giggle" she then stode out and Harry quickly dressed and followed, though when he opened the door no one was there. Heading for the stairs with nowhere to go, he jumped as the dining room erupted into noise, "Happy Birthday Harry!" the whole Weasley clan, Hermione and Naruto all cheered, and sitting right in front of them was a cake with the words Happy twelfth birthday. Spelled out in frosting. At least this one wasn't sat on. They ate and made a rakess and Hermione and Molly would scold the boys. The kids would enthrall their parents with some of the stunts Naruto pulled last year. Mr. Weasley just laughed and Molly looked flabbergasted. Every person had a smile, even Naruto let out one of his rare true smiles.

As it got late, everyone was ready for bed. Harry was sharing a room with Ron, Hermione was with Ginny of course. The girls sat in bed and were talking. Hermione promised to help her study and watch out for her, for her first year. They were interrupted by a nock on the door. "Come in." Ginny told them. The door opened and a shy looking Naruto came in, he had a small dusting of pink across his whiskered cheeks. Ginny turned away and Hermione smiled.

"Is there something we can help you with Naruto?" He only nodded walking up to her bed. She was a little worried now, Naruto wasn't acting like himself. Ginny was now turned around watching as well curious. Naruto continued to blush and poked his fingers together like Hinata used to do when they were younger. "What was that? Speak up Naruto."

"Umm, well I have a favor to ask Mione-chan." Hermione blushed at his use of the elementerian language suffix that's used for some dear.

"Anything." her replay might have come out too quickly.

"Naruto looked to have taken a deep breath trying to get it out. "Will you let me sleep with you?" said staring at her instead of his hands now. Both girls' faces were now as red as Ginny's hair. What did Naruto just ask her?

"Wa wa ….what?"

"Can I sleep with you tonight?" Ginny just then giggled at Hermione as her face grew more red.

"I don't know, I don't think I'm ready for this, I'm too young, I mean we only knew each other for a year. I mean it's not like you're not beautiful. I'm not saying you're not, I mean not that you're not Handsome." Hermione continued to ramble making Ginny giggle more at her.

Naruto just looked confused before realising she went into one of her rant trance. Snapping his fingers in front of her face to bring her back into focus he spoke again. "Mione I'm asking if I can sleep with you in your bed, nothing else, it just would help me sleep better." his cheeks dusted in pink again.

"Oh, um yeah you can, but my I ask why?"

"Well it's just that I sleep better when I am next to someone, Hina-hime would usually spend the night at her or my place. I have nightmares and when I sleep next to someone it helps keep them away." he looked even smaller at that moment. Both girls gasped and hugged him.

"Wait what about when you spent the night at my place. You slept by yourself?"

"I didn't sleep."

"You didn't sleep for a week!?" Hermione gasped covering her mouth.

"It's not that big of a deal Mione, I've spent ten days without sleep, because I was in the middle of enemy territory. I was completely surrounded and had to hide in a small room for ten days with little food and water, waiting to escape." he said it so casually that both girls didn't believe him.

Eventually Ginny began to warm up to Naruto and soon all three were in a single bed, with Naruto in the middle. They continued to talk throughout the night until all three fell to sleep bundled up together under the blankets. Tonight Naruto was able to have a dreamless sleep and was able to take a full eight hours of rest. Eight hours in the arms of three women.

With Harry

As everyone was settling in their beds, Ron was fast asleep faster than his head could hit the pillow. Harry lay there listening to Ron's snores, but he couldn't sleep. He was thinking of what Naruko-chan said while giving him a bath. "I have one more surprise for you~" He blushed thinking about the bath scene, though he did have a big smile walking out then.

He turned on his side facing Ron trying to fall asleep. It was then that he realized he couldn't hear Ron's snores any more, just as he thought that two now familiar arms wrapped themselves around him. He smiled a moment later when she spoke. "Told you I'd be back, I'll be here till midnight, so I just want you to get a good night's rest, ok~?"

"But I don't want to go to sleep if you're only here till midnight." For some reason he didn't want her to go.

"I'm only here to celebrate your birthday. I have to go, I will have other things I need to get done." She cuddled with him in his bed, she had him lay his head on her chest, which was soft and cushiony. He couldn't think of anything that could make this better, then she began to sing. Her voice was soft, combined with her hand running through his hair, he quickly fell to sleep.

Naruko-chan did promise to stay till midnight, but she decided to stay a little later, meaning early morning. She layed Harry's head down on the pillow and tucked him in before quietly making her way out the room and into the hallway. Walking towards the stair she spotted three doors opening all at once. Ron's older siblings walked out, all bleary eyed and yawning. The twins who were closest to her had the exact same messy hair and their movements seemed to be in sinque. Perfect Percy, as the twins sometimes call him looked to be a mess. He was in his boxers with a white tank top that looked crumbled and had drool near the neck of it, as well as some still coming down the side of his chin and like the twins his was just as messy. Charlie on the other hand looked like he came off a runway show. He wore golden shorts and went shirtless, showing off his sculpted body, there was little fat and seemed to be tanned just right. His long red hair looked like the mane of a fierce lion, framing his face just right. Many women have thrown themselves at him, even in Hogwarts when he attended. His years of dragon taming have left his body fit, but there were a few scars here and there, all showing evidence that they were caused by a dragon.

Giggle

Their heads snapped up and looked right at her. They were stunned by the beautiful woman in front of them. She had a perfect figure, long blond hair in two pony tails, blue eyes and a heart shaped face. She wore a dark blue and black kimono that came down to just above her knees, and sandals. The kimono was loose enough to notice that she wore nothing else except a pair of pink panties. Three faces went beet red while Charlie leaned against the door frame and ogled her. His younger brothers all blushed and the twins shared goofy grins.

The beautiful woman only smiled at them, making the younger one blush harder. Walking past them, their gazes continued to follow her swaying hips before she reached Charli. He smiled at her as she got closer. "Would a fine woman such as yourself like to spend some time with me?" He seemed confident and he never had problems seducing women before. Her smile grew bigger and she laid a hand on his bare chest, sending shivers through him, he had butterflies in his stomach.

"Giggle, you can't afford me`" she whispered into his ear as she passed by him and down the stairs, followed by four pairs of eyes.

They were quick to follow, but as they reached the bottom of the stairs, the woman wasn't anywhere on site. They did spot their mother preparing breakfast, with Naruto and the girls. "Oh good you're all up. Your father had to run into the office real quick and should be back before breakfast is over. Now go and wake Ronald and Harry for breakfast." Mrs. Weasley ordered as she turned to finish cooking.

Hokage Tower

Sarutobi sat in his chair staring at the three twelve year olds standing before him. He was smiling as he spoke, "as you know Konoha has established contact with the magical world hidden outside the barrier. The council has carefully selected you three." he was interrupted by the door opening. The Hokage's mood shifted, but as a trained shinobi he showed no outward changes in his expression. "What can I do to help you with Donzo." the three kids couldn't miss the displeasure in his voice.

A man completely wrapped in bandages, one eye wrapped and his black hair sticking out the top. He was the same age as Sarutobi and a member of the elder council, which was leading this interaction. He walked with a cane and his scowl, which was said to be there since his birth, so said Sarutobi when they both were much younger. No one but the third Hokage aka "god of shinobi" ever stood down his scowl. "I have come to talk about the exchange with the wizard school. I know the council has agreed on these three, I however thought it would be a good opportunity for Naruto to share his new experience with his….. Best friend."

Fucking finally damn.

Disclaimer- again I do not own anything, I think we established that.

And off course I didn't forget about OMAKE TIME!

Omake- Shaws

"Oi ero-sannin what are doing here?" asked a small child next to the old toad sage. Jiraiya had decided to take Naruto on a training trip, showing him how his spy network works and to help him create contacts on the outside. They entered a small looking building tucked away in an ally.

"I want to introduce you to somebody."

"Better not be another call girl you're infatuated with." Naruto mumbles before Jiraiya slaps him in the back of the head for that comment.

Naruto saw an older looking woman with short blond hair, who looked regal just like Jiji looks. Next to her was a younger blond woman who looked to be her daughter. The woman got up and walked over to Jiraiya and gave him a hug and a kiss. "Jiraiya, I am glad you came, and you are this adorable young man?" she asked, smiling down at Naruto. He blushed at the comment, he never got many compliments back home, it was nice. Jiraiya pushed the shy looking boy forward, encouraging him to introduce himself.

"He,..Hello I am Naruto Uzumaki and Ero-sannine here is training me. Mother and Daughter smiled at him.

"Ero-sennin?" Hattie asked.

Giggle

"It means pervy-sage." He smiled at them. Both women laughed much to Jiraiya's chagrin. Eventually Hattie decided to take Naruto out for a while to get to know him, while her mother spends time with her new boyfriend.

"So Jiraiya, I'm surprised that you are training such a young child. Not that I can see anything, heck all my children are trained to kill."

"He's my godson." was all he said, She gasped before smiling at him.

"So he's Minato's son? Your student who was like a son to you?" He smiled and nodded. Smiling back, she walked up to him and whispered into his ear. Blood coming out of his nose, Jiraiya scooped her up and in a move that defied his age, he got her up into an empty bedroom. In his head he was creating a new masterpiece. Icha Icha Paradise- The spy who loved me.

Omake- rivals First night

Koneko was a devoted and loyal owl to her master. She is responsible for delivering and receiving letters and reports for her beloved master. He would give her treats and clean her feathers for her all the while petting her and keeping her content. He also taught her how to defend herself when comes under attack

She was currently delivering a letter from her master to his friend, some boy named Harry Potter, she would not fail her master. As she was flying, her sense took hold and she quickly spun to the left evading a blast of magic. Narrowing her eyes, she saw a small big eared figure standing on the roof of her target house. It looked almost like the Robin-chan creature that serves her beloved master. She dipped low so it couldn't get a lock on her.

Dobby was a good house elf, his master was cruel and all he wanted to do was protect Harry Potter from the danger that will come to Hogwarts this year. That is why he was patrolling around Harry Potter's home to keep him from contacting his friends and prevent him from returning to Hogwarts. He did all he could to get Harry Potter's relatives to lock him up along with his magic supplies.

Dobby was doing a great job so far and was smiling at doing something right. He caught sight of something moving in the night sky, he couldn't pick it out, but as it got closer, he could see a small bit of gold. Firing off a stinging hex to take down what most likely is an owl. It was heading towards Harry Potter's window anyway. Owls usually can't evade magical attacks very well, but to his surprise this one easily dodged his spell and dipped low and out of his sights.

Dobby dashed to the edge trying to see if he could stop the owl from reaching Harry Potter's window. Just as his head peeked over, a claw lashed out and gripped his face. "Ahhh." Dobby flailed around as he was picked up off the roof and into the air. He was viciously shakened to the point where he was dizzy and too dazed to use magic right now. He was then dropped into a very thorny rose garden, he was pierced by many thorns which stuck to him like ticks.

He heard the unmistakable voice of the great Harry Potter. "Who are you? For me? Oh it's from Naruto," Harry's mood seemed to have risen. "Would you mind waiting so I can give you a letter to take back?" Harry was happy when the dark owl nodded. As Harry turned to quickly write down a letter, he noticed Hedwig looking in Koneko's direction. He smiled, Hedwig had a crush. Harry woke up the next morning happier now that he could finally reach a friend. Why weren't Ron and Hermione writing to him, he sent them letters. He was interrupted by his aunt coming in and yelling about her ruined rose garden.

Omake- Rivals Night two

Dobby was ready when that night fury returned. Harry Potter had spotted him, but after he destroyed his aunt's desert for their very important guests. They had put bars on his window, now there was now way for the owl to deliver. He hoped it came back, he needed to regain his honor and slay this foul beast. He hid in the trees just a little ways away from the barred window. Perking up his ears to listen, he suddenly turned towards the east as a swishing sound came from that way.

There was nothing there, but he felt something past from his other side. He didn't hear anything and he jumped looking around wildly. "Oh Koneko your back." the sound of Harry Potter's happy voice at seeing his friends owl again. This time Harry at least took Hedwig out of his cage. While writing a letter to Naruto Harry watched as Hedwig glided over to Koneko, trying to woo her. They were hooting at each other, so Hedwig may still have a chance. Handing the letter to Koneko and she took off, he looked at Hedwig who just sat there staring out the window after Koneko. "How did Koneko get through the bars?" he suddenly questioned. The door burst open and a very angry looking uncle Vermon stomped in yelling at him to keep his damn owl caged and silent.

Omake- Rivals Night three

Koneko enjoyed the night winds blowing through her feathers as she flew through the night for another delivery for her beloved master. That pesky thing that keeps trying to stop her from fulfilling her master's wish and she hoped someone stabbed him. Sensing something coming from above her she folded in her wings and dropped, dive bombing towards the ground. She didn't need to turn to know who was after her. They were above the clouds and when she burst through the covers she heard laughter from behind, "got you now my pretty, hahahaha" a maniacal voice of the damn pest.

Dobby was going to do it, he was going to catch that fucking owl. No more letters for Harry Potter. "Harry Potter's friend is a bad friend for wanting Harry Potter to go back to Hogwarts!" the owl let out a war cry before opening her wings. She slowed down and he shot passed her. He wasn't good at riding a broomstick, he went to pull up only realising he wasn't on his broomstick any more. He looked back to see the owl snap his broom in half before flying off. He smirked, he'll just use his magic and teleport to Harry Potter's window before it could get there. He turned and raised his hands ready to teleporte, when he noticed the ground a little to close.

Harry placed Hedwig next to Koneko, though he had to leave him in the cage this time. He watched as Hedwig continued to try and woo the beautiful owl next to him, but she just continued to stand there and wait for Harry to finish his letter. When she took off, Hedwig looked dejected. "Don't worry you will have all year at Hogwarts to try to woo her." He told him trying to cheer him up, it didn't help that he was caged for so long, it did however perk Hedwig up a little.

Omake- June Terumi

Zabuza raced through the trees to catch up to someone, that someone being one of two people he truly cared for. One his sensei who taught him his silent killing techniques. The other, the only woman who could reach his heart, he spared her during the graduation test. As they grew, he found he couldn't bring himself to kill her or leave her dead. He was the demon of the bloody mist, how can he care for someone so?

Breaking through the snow covered trees, he caught sight of the large ship loading passengers. He spotted a head of reddish brown hair walking towards the ship with her older sister. "June!" the now named June turned her head just as he landed in front of them.

"Zabu? What are you doing here, you said that you had to assassinate Mizukage?"

"I was, but your sister sent me a scroll that you were leaving the nations for good, you can't do that, please, stay with me." It was the first time either woman had heard him speak softly. June didn't retract her hand as he held gently in his. She looked at her sister Mei with betrayal, but Zubu's voice made her pause.

"I'm sorry I… I can't stay here anymore. All the bloodshed and killing, the endless wars, I can't do it anymore I need to leave." looking up into Zabuza's eye's, they held a gentleness that was only reserved for her and her alone. She lunged forward and kissed him with all the feelings she could muster and hoped he would understand. Once she was done she turned and continued on to the ship, which left the port and headed for the outside world.

Mei joined her sister as they stood on the portside of the ship, gazing out where she knew Zabuza would be watching them. "Are you sure you don't want to ask him to come with you?" She asked her sister. She knew how both of them felt for the other and she didn't want them separated.

"He knows that his place is here, he wouldn't be able to stay still without bloodshed. He's a shinobi through and through." Mei nodded and walked away. June Terumi placed her hand on her flat stomach while she continued to look at the spot Zabuza, the love of her life vanished into mist.

Will they meet again?

Will Hadwig woo Koneko?