I forgot to add this Omake in the last chapter. Hogwarts Express
Fred and George Weasley were excited for their first year at Hogwarts. Their mother, Merlin bless her soul, was quite worried. The reason would be that these two were natural pranksters. They would pull any prank they could get away with, or at least unleash before their mother caught them.
Their older brother Percy, who was dubbed, "perfect Percy" lectured them on how to conduct themselves at Hogwarts. After that they were left on their own on the Hogwarts express, they took to wandering around until they spotted another first year. He was dark skinned and had close crop black hair, he was speaking to some older students, the twins walked silently forward to listen in on them. They couldn't help but grin as they spotted Lee Jordan's hand, they heard his name as he spoke to what they now knew to be slytherin prefects, move into the robes of the other and come out with a few coins and other treakents. The two older students didn't suspect a thing. This went on for twenty minutes, merlin's balls could Lee Jordan talk.
It was as the two prefects shooed him away, that the twins saw what else Jordan's hands did. Just as they opened another compartment of first years, this time it was full of girls, their pants fell to the floor causing the girls in the room to scream loudly. One they think the girls name was Angelina Jonnson, unleashed accidental magic and nailed both in the crotch. The twins knew what came next and grabbed Jorden and ducked into another compartment. They all listened as the two prefects rushed past cursing about what they'll do when they get their hands on Jordan.
All three boys breathed a sigh before bursting into laughter. The twins introduced themselves and Jordan introduced himself and within minutes they were friends. They spoke about how they pulled off various pranks before coming and what pranks they invented. They were looking out the window when they spotted a small figure in the fields of grass that went on for miles. They chuckled at the muggle being lost. That passed for probably ten seconds before they were bored and started coming up with new ideas for pranks during their time at Hogwarts.
The three stuck together as they got off the train, though as Percy walked up to them, they saw him looking behind them with his jaw unhinged in fact, all the older students and even the three teachers at the station were staring behind the trio with their jaws opened in shock.
Curious the three first years turned only to have their jaw drop as well, all three agreed that whoever stole the Hogwarts Express steam engine, they needed to find them and learn all they could from this master prankster. They were gushing about how great this prank was when Percy stormed up and grabbed the backs of their uniforms, "What have you two done?!" they weren't the only ones, the two prefects even blamed Lee Jordan for the theft.
All three shared a look, "Hu?"
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Burrow
The Weasley house was full of over excited children and smiling faces, it was almost time to return to Hogwarts and the children weren't depressed at all. Even Ron didn't care he was returning, his friends were with them and they played games and hung out, he was more than content to return, in fact it was his second year and he was going to try out for the quidditch team. His older twin brothers teased him, but Naruto even offered to help him train, along with the others of course.
Giggle
Harry hadn't seen Naruko-chan since his birthday, but he wasn't sad, she gave him a GREAT birthday gift. He wished he could stay here every summer.
Hermione was the happiest she could ever be. Not only did she find out that she was half elementarien, she learned so much about Naruto's home and even more about her ninja friend. He was clingy when he slept and you wouldn't be able to pry him off unless he wanted to let go, he said it was a defensive messer he does to keep secret documents from being stolen in the night. Ginny and her giggled and she found the nightcap that he wears when he sleeps just silly, he blushed when they teased him about that. She promised not to tell anyone who doesn't know, she made it up to him by telling him a secret of her's.
Flashback
Hermione, Ginny and Naruto were all cuddled up on one of the beds, she was reading Beedles the Bards out loud to the other two occupants. Naruto of course was in between the girls and Ginny was petting his whiskers making him purr. That was her payment for letting him sleep here. The first time she heard him purr, she squealed so loud the whole house rushed into the room. When they saw their predicament and allowed them to explain, Naruto had to threaten to unleash all six of his dolls on them if they blabbed, that worked wonders.
She finished the story and turned towards Naruto. "Look since your cute secret was revealed I'll tell you one of mine, but you can't tell ANYONE."
"Same here." Ginny piped up stopping her administration on his cheek. Naruto agreed easily. Ginny decided since she was the one who squealed and alerted everyone, she would go first. "I'm in love with Harry Potter." She covered her face blushing.
"We already know that." Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Yeaaa, you're not very subtle, though I guess Harry is oblivious,''
"Don't talk about Harry berry like that." Ginny threatened. Hermione covered her mouth to keep herself from giggling. She remembered that nickname for some good teasing on Harry. Naruto rubbed where he was pinched. "Try another."
"I'll go,'' Hermione interrupted. She knew that the next secret would most likely involve her and Harry in a chapel. She should warn Harry about Ron's sister, but for some reason she decided to wait, Naruto has been rubbing off on her. "When my parents are at work, I like to sneak into their room and read my mother's naughty books." she covered her face as it matched the color of Ginny's hair.
"This book doesn't happen to be orange, does it?" Naruto asked curiously.
"No why?"
"Nothing."
"Naruto." she warned.
"Ninja."
Slap
Naruto turned around and latched onto Ginny closing his eyes and falling to sleep.
End of flashback
Their morning was interrupted by a knock on the front door. "Are you expecting anyone dear?" Molly asked her husband.
"No, you?" She shook her head and headed for the door. She was stopped by a shaking Naruto, who grabbed onto her apron to keep her from opening the door.
"What's wrong dear?" She was interrupted by the front door being thrown across the house and out the back door. The wizards jumped and the adults had their wands out.
The person who came in was a very busty blond woman with two ponytails and a green coat with the kanji for 'gamble' on the back, "Lady Tsunade you shouldn't do that to other people's homes!" Tsunade's apprentice Shizune yelled running through the now open door way.
"Na. Ru, TO!" Tsunade spoke as she glared down at Naruto.
"He.. hey Obachan." Naruto spoke still trembling. After getting everyone settled down, Molly walked up and hugged Tsunade. "Oh it's been so long."
"Too long." Tsunade hugged back. Molly introduced her and her apprentice, which Naruto referred to her as Shizune-neechan. Hermione babbles on about what she knew of Lady Tsunade and her status as one of the three legendary Sannin.
After the introductions Tsunade ended up hugging Naruto to her bosom, much to the envy of all the males in the room except for Harry. "Why didn't you write to me about Hogwarts gaki, I wanted to take you shopping for your first year, whichever school you chose."
"What, there's more than one magic school?" Naruto asked confused. Tsunade went on about the different schools and revealed to the rest of the Weasleys that she was Naruto's cousin by her grandmother, Mito Uzumaki. She even spoke of her time at Hogwarts, she was Ravenclaw.
"Well you may have missed last year, but we were going to go shopping today."
"Perfect!" Tsunade said, squeezing Naruto harder until he let out a yip before letting go. "By the way we'll need to stop by Gringotts first, I need some funds." She told them with a Naruto size grin. Everyone looked at her confused, Naruto and Shizune just groaned knowing her habits.
"Hey Naruto, why were you trembling when she first arrived?" Fred whispered to him. Fred and George did not miss Naruto's first reaction and wanted information. Naruto just stared at the pair with wide horrified eyes.
Flashback
"All right brat I'm going to teach you something all men should enjoy after a hard training regimen." Jiraiya told Naruto as they soaked in the hot springs in Hot Spring country. After running for his life in waterfall country, he took Naruto all the way across the continent to Hotspring country to escape Tsunade and her wrath.
"What's that Ero-sannin?" a curious Naruto asked, tilting his head smiling at him.
"First of all, stop calling me that! Second." he smirked as he created a mini reasengun at the tip of his finger. He used this mini version to drill a smooth and decent size hole in the divider separating the men's side from the women's side. Quickly whipping off his towel he pressed himself against the divider, smiling at Naruto. "Now we wait." He was determined to make sure his chibi apprentice would know everything there is to please a woman. Someone took the bait, because he could feel a soft hand running up and down his shaft sending tingling sensations up and down his spine. His face grew red as the hand started caressing his balls. He was well endowed so he wasn't afraid to whip it out for women, he just wished he knew who it was on the other side of the divider, their hands were soft and gentle, he was struggling to hold back, but the curesses upon his shaft were just too wonderful.
"Gasp, LLLLLLLL Lady-Tsunade, wwwww what are you doing that thing!?" a very blushing sounding voice spoke up on the other side.
"Oh don't be so shy Shizune, it is impressive, hey buddy you got a nice one on you ya know!" yelled a very drunk Tsunade.
Both males froze, Jiraiya stood stoically where he was, still receiving one of best handjobs from his longtime teammate. It had to be all that training in the medical arts, there was only one other who could equal her in these erotic arts. Jiraiya made a mental note that a drunk Tsunde is a horny Tsunade. He turned to face the gaki only to start sweating when he saw that shit eating grin on his face. That damn bastard wasn't even trying to conceal it. Jiraiya was close, but that grin made it take longer than usual. Just as he felt himself about to peek, he relaxed to enjoy this, it may never happen again. If Tsunade ever found out-
"Giggle, so is that what you call a glory hole no jutsu Ero-sennin!?" That short blonde bastard asked loudly with an innocence (which those who knew him would know that it was him all along.) look. Jiraiya felt the hand on his shaft, which also held his balls suddenly tightened uncomfortably that it caused Jiraiya to let out a squeak.
Now Tsunde had been beating on him for years since they first became a team. Even when she left for Hogwarts for her magical training. (her grandmother had drilled it into her.) With that came the many sounds she memorised that she was able to squeeze out of him. "Naruto, would you like to finish your bath with Shizune and I?" She asked sweetly, she hated that Jiraiya was trying to turn her little Naruto into a pervert, she was rather protective of him, he was her godson.
Soon Naruto's shit eating grin turned horrified when Tsunade proceeded to pull Jiraiya through the hole he created by his junk. Naruto became very obedient with her after that.
End of Flashback
Just as the extended party prepared to leave, they were interrupted again this time from the fireplace flaring green, indicating someone asking permission to come through. "We're getting a lot of visitors today." Mrs. Weasley commented, her husband just nodded and let them through. Two figures popped out of the floo, one was a young woman with reddish pink hair and a nose ring. The second one looked like a one eye pirate.
"Dora-nee, Pirate-san!" Naruto cheered. Nymphadora Tonks and Alastor Moody greeted everyone before turning to see the other two guests.
"Good to see you again lad, the ministry would like to speak with you about a small problem this year." before he continued he spotted Tsunade. Alister screamed a girly scream as Tonks was laughing as he jumped into her arms.
"ke-keep that beast away from me!"
"Who are you calling a beast?" Tsunade asked, cracking her knuckles. The loud pop they made had Alister whimpering.
Catching her breath from laughter, "what did she do to you that you're so afraid of her?" her mentor just stared at her as if she should have already known.
Flashback
"Ah I tell you Jiraiya nothing beats sake in a hot spring." Alastor Moody spoke to one of his oldest friends. Jiraiya and he were currently relaxing as he was on vacation since he was visiting. So he tracked down his old friend Jiraiya for some sake and a dip in the hot springs.
"How's the leg?" Jiraiya asked, indicating he was listening to Moody's mood swings(pun intended).
Alastor rubbed his healing leg that Tsunade reattached for him when Albus and he made it through the tri alliance between stone, cloud and mist villages with Kushina in tow. They learned that the Uzumaki clan had fallen and Mito and Kushina were the last of the clan. He lost his leg when they made it into the land of fire and were intercepted by a combined force of five enemy shinobi. They tried to escape, but one shinobi took out one of his legs as he accioed Kushina to him as an enemy got too close to her. Albus luckily summoned a powerful shield around them and sent a patrones to summon help. "It'll heal." he mumbled as he remembered the second shinobi war. It was brutal, Albus had taken him back to London after dropping off Kushina to lady-Mito, this wasn't their war and they can't drag the magical world into a war, they have no business being in… even if it involves the Uzumaki. No one but the two of them needed to know what started this war.
Giggle
He just rolled his eyes, he knew that type of giggle. "What has you so stiff? Pun intended" he chuckled. Jiraiya just stepped back from the hole in the divider he knew wasn't there when they entered. Now he wasn't a pervert like his friend, but as a man who's always VIGILANT, he does have an extremely unhealthy case of curiosity. So indulging a little he puts his left eye up to the hole. What he saw would forever fuel his patrons until the day he died.
They were magnificent. The size could have only been achieved by magic, he's seen some fake witches in his younger days and none of them could match up to these beauties, Jiraiya told him they were all natural, he once accidentally confirmed it, lucky bastard. The perky pink tips just entice him to suck on them. The pale flawless skin looked so soft, even the finger coming at him was well manicur-, 'wait finger?'
"Aaahhhh my eye! Nononono not the leg you Nooooo!" That day both Jiraiya and Alastor claimed they have never been closer to death.
Flashback end
The group were walking down the hall of the ministry, when they came upon a group of wizards surrounding four kids, a man with a scar across his nose and his hair was in a ponytail, another man in a red haori with a spiky white pony tail and he wore wooden sandals that clack as he walked, even the Hokage himself was there. "Jiji!" Naruto yelled out with a megawatt smile. As he was launched there was a poof and as he came out his wardrobe had changed. He now wears a black pants and a tank top. Over that he has on a red haori edged in black flames, it came down to mid thigh and held by a blue sash, he also has arm sleeves that straps across his palm and between his thumb and forefinger. The sleeves go up into the long sleeves of the haori.
"Naruto-kun!" The Hokage shouted excitedly as he caught Naruto and swung him around in a circle before bringing him in for a hug and setting him down.
Turning around Naruto grabbed the next person in line shyly and brought up a blush on his cheeks. "H… hi Hina-hime." he stuttered. Hinata looked at him for a moment before hugging him back.
"Hello Naru-kun, oh these must be the Weasleys, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger correct?" They all smiled and indeed, though they were quite confused by the one eighty Naruto's expressions took.
"Yo Naruto."
"He...hey Shikamaru, Choji." Naruto smiled at them.
"Whiskers!" Soon his Slytherin friends surrounded them and introductions were given. Well all except for the last person, who kept on staring at Naruto. He looked to be Naruto's age with short black hair, black eyes. He wore a black pants, sandals and a tank top like Naruto's. Over that was a long sleeve black jacket unzipped. For some reason his midriff was left open like a teenage muggle girl would wear.
The boy continued to ignore everyone and continued to stare at Naruto who was staring right back, though shyly. "Hello Sai."
The now named Sai finally reacted by blinking rapidly as if waking from a trance. "Oh we're using our real names this time, alright." Turning to the rest of the group he smiled. It wasn't a smile that showed any emotion, his eyes seemed to be a void which others avoided looking back into, in fact everything about that smile could simply be referred to as 'fake'. "Hello I am Sai, I am glad to meet Naruto's new friends as I am his best friend. I do so hope you don't brake like the last batch." Just for the briefest of a second his smile changed just a little before turning back again. This sent shivers down the wizards and witches around them.
"I apologize mate, but that has already been taken." Draco spoke up walking up to Sai. the ninja just stared at him for a second before turning to Naruto.
"If they are your friends would it be correct to assume I may give them nicknames to depend on our bonds? The book you lent me talked about being familiar with those close to you, one would give a nickname, like the one I gave to you and Hyuga, Stalker-chan and Dic-"
Chakra enhanced gentle fist
Sai coughed as he bent over from Hinata's quick jab. Fred and George couldn't help but grin as they threw an arm around Naruto each. "My my my brother dearest?"
"Yes dearest brother, our poor little snake."
"Um hum such a traga-"
"Finish this little play of yours and I'll name you both, "Weaslett two and three." Naruto's dangerous whisper echoed into their ear as he held a kunai to each of their groins without anyone spotting it.
"Wh..why three."
"Because Ginny is Weaslett One."
"Oh ok."
"Are we agreed?" they quickly nodded and he released them. They listened in as Sai got back to his feet and faced Draco again.
"I think I'll call you whining ferret." the others laughed as Draco's face turned red in anger.
He then turned to Ron and stared at him creeply, "lazy weasel."
"Why you." he was being held back by Harry and Hermione.
He went on and on, Harry, "cowardly lion." Harry nearly got him in the face, or so it seemed.
Hermione "barking beaver-chan" now it was Harry and Ron holding her back.
Ginny "Yandere-chan" She thought it was cute, even though no one knew what that meant, not even Hermione.
Percy "prune-kun"
Crabbe and Goyle got "baka two and three."
"Why three?" they were quite disturberd when he giggled, it sounded eerily like Naruto's.
Theo "bondage-kun"
Pansy "Horny bitch."
Another chakra enhanced gentle fist
Sai was coughing on the ground, there was a little blood, 'she must have used a bit more chakra.' Everyone just stared at Hinata as she just smiled gently at them while Naruto continued to blush and shy away from a few adults wanting to shake his hand.
They were interrupted by Iruka Umino, "Naruto you made it." He gave him a hug.
"Hey Iruka-sensei why did you come?" Naruto asked, smiling up at him while grabbing his pant leg, making a few of the older witches swoon with how adorable he looked and how handsome Iruka was. There were blushes and the Hermiones cheeks as she introduced herself to Iruka.
"Well Naruto, lord Hokage has assigned me the duty of teaching a small class about how we train students, since the curriculum is already well known in the rest of the continent." At that the Hogwarts students' eyes widened, especially Hermione's. "We will also be allowing twelve wizards and witches who have successfully completed the class and three of them will be picked from the adults who wish to learn more about our culture. Apparently the other two european schools filed a complaint that you were not given a choice on which school you would have liked to attend. Therefore we have put forth an exchange, where we will send a few of our brightest genin and each of the two schools will send a dozen students each as well. The class I'm teaching will see that you have the qualities and drive it takes to continue on in Konoha over the summer." Ron groned over extra school work while Hermione had a glazed look.
As they made their way into the auditorium Naruto was introduced to the Headmaster of Durmstrang and the headmistress of Beauxbaton Madame Olympe Maxim with a very heavy french accent which sound familiar to him. "It iz zo nice to finally meet you lord Uzumaki." Even as she bowed she still towered over them. Naruto scratched the back of his head and blushed, looking shy and grabbing the Hokage's robes adorably.
Shaking her hand, "i..it's nice to meet you as well Madam Maxime." He smiled and her heart melted.
"You muzt zimply meet my beautiful girlz, Fluer and and her younger zizter Gabrielle Delacour. They were orphaned and I zimply wouldn't ztand for them to be placed in an orphanage, their parentz were good friendz of mine and even helped me become headmiztrezz of Beauxbaton. They will be attending Hogwartz for the exchange, though I do worry zince Gabrielle will be ztarting zchool thiz year, by the way Fluer iz in her owl year, though zhe iz zmart and I have every confidence that zhe would pazz them with flying colorz." with all the praize zhe was heapping on Fluer and Gabrielle.
The Hogwarts students watched as Naruto was carried off and Hinata chased after to help Naruto, leaving them with the three male shinobi.
"Troublesome, even when he promised an easy year he still ends up stirring up trouble, troublesome. At least he kept to his side and brought you along." Shikamaru glanced at his big friend beside him, who nodded in agreement.
"Where do you think he put Ino?"
Shikamaru chuckled, "I'd bet a day of hard work that he put him with her crush."
"He wouldn't be that cruel, you think?" on the other side of Shikamaru Sai's smile became a little bit more creepy.
Team 7
This couldn't be happening to him. Sasuke nearly ran when his stupide sensei told them that since Shikamaru and Choji were picked for an exchange program, they will be working with Ino. Now he had two of the biggest members of his fan club on his team and they wouldn't stop fighting over them. He couldn't train, couldn't sleep, because they were always there. He asked Kakashi to make them stop, but he he told him it was a team bonding experience, though he said it with sweat dripping down his face
Beauxbaton
Fluer was paking her and her sister's trunks while Gabby ran to gather their toiletries. She was looking forward to this year, not only will she pass her owls, but the chance to go to the hidden countries where her biggest idole Kushina Uzumaki was born. The rumors said that the Uzumaki attending Hogwarts was her son. She would be lying if she didn't say she was a little nervous. As a quarter Veela, her allure would attract a lot of male attention, she hopped he was strong enough to resist, she didn't know what she would do if she had another Andrea on her hands, she might not be able to say no to a Uzumaki, they were royalty after all and the magical world bends to their whim, she read about the Uzumaki saving every magical being from the hatred the muggles had for them, especially the Veela's.
Veela's were seen as the most beautiful women in the world. They were children of Hephaistos, many believe that they were children of Aphrodite, but when Hephaistos caught her and Ares sharing his bed, he marched down to the deepest part of his forge where he ingolfs himself in his flames and created. He used clay and used it to shape it similar to Aphrodite and then paused. The best way to get revenge on his adulterous wife, would be to create a woman more beautiful than her. He gave her the ability to wield fire like him for protection, wings to soar through the sky, and an allure that would even entice a god. Though he did not want his creation to turn out like his wife and do to their husband as his did to him. He poured all the love he once had for the goddess Aphrodite and created a soulbond. Once the veela has found a mate, they would wish to be with no other and would cherish and protect their mate. Once done he presented the first Veela. Unfortunately his desire for revenge had made life hard for the veela, always being hunted by gods and men to keep as a slave, or by women and goddesses except Hera to kill her. Hera gave them the appearance of a Harpy to scare their pursuers away. That unfortunately only applies to full blooded Veela. A half or quarter veela has some power but is unable to turn into their harpy counterpart, so when men found them they were subdued and enslaved. When Aphrodite found out that Hephaestos was responsible for creating something more beautiful than her, she cursed the veela by making their mate immune to their allure and glamour. Though sometimes there are those who have a strong mind to resist such allure.
Fluer hugged her mother's shaw, it was the only thing she had left of her. She could remember sitting by the fire while mamma would rock little Gabrielle to sleep. Her mother would sing lullabies and tell stories of how she met papa. Then a man who had been lusting after mamma because she was half veela had murdered her parents, lucky one of the house elves appratied them to Olympe Maxime headmistress of Beauxbaton. She was a long time friend of her mother and even attended school together, she was able to get the adoption papers signed easily because it would be hard to find a home for veela orphans.
She left the shared room she has with her sister, as veelas they took precautions and gave them a room to share with three other girls. It was to protect students from their allure and to keep them safe from being mauled by the males.
There were only a few students currently at Beauxbaton for the trip to Hogwarts for the year. Gabby would be the only first year going because Olympe couldn't leave her though she's not participating in the program, Dumbledore had already approved her to attend class there and go back to Beauxbaton next year. As she was making her way towards her sister her way was blocked by the one person she hoped wouldn't be here, it wasn't too far fetched, his father was the minister of magic and he always flunted that in everyone's faces. He believed he was god's gift to women and was always chasing after her ever since first year. "Why hello my beautiful dove, I see we both were selected for the exchange, after all only those as gifted as us could receive such opportunities" it was the last person she wanted to run into.
With a frustrated huff she continued walking, he followed her continuing talking. "Andrea." she finally acknowledged not facing in his direction. She was the top of her year, while he was in his final year, thankfully. He was only allowed to go because his father threatened Olympe if she didn't allow him to go.
"Don't be so cold, I know you are flustered running into me, you don't have to be shy." he spoke as he tried to slide his arm around her waist. She deftly moved out of reach and he narrowed his eyes just a little. "Now don't be that way my delicate flower."
"You are disturbing my space Andrea plea-."
"Fleur!." she was interrupted by her sister Gabby running down the hall towards them. "Did you pack everything, I'm so excited, my first year and I'm already going on a forgien exchange program." she was jumping up and down excitedly and Fleur couldn't help but laugh.
"Calm down Gabby or you'll use up all your energy before we can even head out."
"By the way, congratulations, little belladonna." Andrea smiled, swinging an arm around the eleven year olds shoulders. Gabrielle flinched away and Fluer grabbed her placing her behind her and narrowing her eyes at him.
"You know that you're not supposed to touch her." He just held up his hands at her growl, but was still smirking.
"Now now, I was just congratulating her on making it on the list of students going to Hogwarts, though as the only first year going one couldn't help but think that it was only because of that half-breed playing favorites."
"Don't call Olympe that!" Gabby yelled at him and he sneered. He looked at Fleur and his smile turned leacheres.
"See you Hogwarts my dove." He sauntered off and both quarter veela shuttered, that boy had no control over his desire for Fluer. He scared her if she was honest, it isn't uncommon for most males to lose their self control and attack.
We're back
"What are you talking about?" Hermione asked, walking up to the trio. "You three are speaking as if Naruto planned this whole thing."
"Naruto mentioned this when he came back last year and asked me if I wanted an easy year without Ino, I only agreed to come if he could get Choji in as well."
"But we all just heard of it just now, how wo-" She was interrupted by Sai who stepped forward.
"Do you really believe that Naruto hadn't planned everything?" Hermione couldn't
"No, I don't believe it." Hinata couldn't help but giggle, everyone looked at her when Sai spoke up.
"I believe that it all started the moment he left Konoha last year." His smile seemed to grow more real, they could see that he was excited to reveal Naruto's Master plan, just then a large part of the ceiling fell off and ended up crushing Sai, sending black liquid all over everyone. Somehow Hinata, Shikamaru and Choji ended up hiding behind one of the others, keeping them clean of the black mess. They all screamed in fright as several adults came over to see what was happening.
"My my, looks like Naruto- kun doesn't like others giving his secrets away." Sai spoke as he walked out of the shadows. The wizarding students gave a fright as he appeared.
"It can't be Naruto, it was just an unlucky loose tile." Hermione argued.
"This place is held up by magic." Draco told her as his heart rate finally settled down after that incident.
"Still doesn't explain."
"Ninja" Sai interrupted her.
Slap
They were soon hustled into the auditorium, unfortunately the slytherins and gryffindors ended up sitting next to each other. Molly and Narcisse sat next to each other to separate their husbands, who were glaring at each other. The children sat in front by the edge of the stands. On the stage were the shinobi delegates and the headmasters and headmistress of the three schools, the genin decided to sit with them. Naruto had to sit up on stage with the delegates, he looked small as everyone's attention was on him.
"Thank you all for coming." Minister Fudge spoke cheerly, he was excited for he could be put down as the minister who brought the hidden continents and the magical world together. "I would like to introduce, lord Hoe-kage Harrison wasabi." as he mangled his pronunciation of the hokage's name and title, no one saw the miniature tick mark on the shinobi's foreheads.
Taking the minister's place, Sarutobi smiled a grandfatherly smile that seemed to put everyone at ease. "Thank you minister Hornest Fungus for the introduction." Sarutobi spoke in a very thick accent as he pronounced the ministers name, to the wizards it seemed as if he really tried to pronounce the name, but couldn't quite do it, though quite a few chuckled at the minister's Chagrin. "Good Morning I am Sarutobi Hiruzen third Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, we have contacted the ministry over the summer and have put together an exchange program to learn of each other's culture, for that matter a class was added to the curriculum. This class is voluntary, there is no requirement to take it, just as attending the shinobi academy is. There are twelve spots for the students, those twelve will be picked from those who attend this class to be welcome to further your education in Konoha over the summer."
"Because there will only be three slots available for the adults, those who pass will also receive a trip to the land of Hot Springs famous Phoenix hot springs resort for the last week of their stay. They will also be given backstage passes for the concert of the land of Fire's greatest idole Naruko-chan, who will be performing at the resort. The Hokage smiled as a cheere went up, he raised his hands and they gently quieted. There was one raised hand in the air waving back and forth frantically. "Yes Ms?"
Quickly standing up, "hello I'm Hermione Granger, do you know the required reading material?" she started rattling off question after question until Ron and Ginny pulled her back down into her seat. Harry's eyes lit up, he mentioned Naruko-chan, the girl who visited him on his birthday.
"All excellent questions ms. Granger." Hermione blushed. "All books can be purchased at Flourish & Blotts, while the equipment that you will be using will be provided for those who are attending classes. It wouldn't do well to hand a kunia to those who are untrained in their handling."
"Aww, lucky." Choji pouted when he heard that.
"Who's Naruko-chan?" Harry asked him. This garnered the attention of the others who listened in.
When Choji opened to speak it looked like he had a dreamy look. "Naruko-chan is the most famous Idol in the elemental nations, she was born in the land of Fire and the Daimyo was so enchanted by her beauty and singing, that he declared her a national treasure. Many nobles, Daimyo, kings and queens have paid for her to perform for them all over the elemental nations, and lord Jiraiya," Choji indicating the old man with long spike mane. "He is her manager." Just then the Hokage introduced the said man.
Lord Jiraiya stood in front smiling out at everyone and even eyeing a few witches. Suddenly music starts to play throughout the hall. "Wizards and lovely witches, allow I, the great toad sage of Mount Myōboku." Draco snorted at the mention of the toad sage part only to receive a smack from his father causing the gryffindors to chuckle at his measury. "As the CEO of , I am pleased to give you a taste of what you can look forward to, please welcome NARUKO-CHAN!" Smoke appeared covering the stage, stage lights turned on from somewhere up high and they could see a silhouette of a beautiful young woman with a perfect hourglass figure wearing a shimmering blue kimono held by an orange sash. She had two long ponytails wiping behind as she danced mesmerizingly, when the smoke cleared it reviled a blond beauty.
"Squeal!" Both Choji and Shizune jumped up from their seats startling everyone else. "Come on come on let's get to the front, she's here, she's here, she's here!" Shizune dragged Iruka and Hinata from their seats and once they were given permission from their parents, a cascading wave of magical children followed. As they got to the edge of the stage, they could see Shikamaru already there getting a signed autograph from the Idol herself.
Unfortunately for the others, that was all the time she had for before she stood back up and started to sing. (pick our own Naruto song) Her voice was beautiful and enchanting. Tsunade gasped at the song Naruko-chan started to sing. "This is?" she turned her head to look at Jiraiya, only to see him standing with his hand held out to her.
"Would my Hime-wife care to dance with me?" Her eyes widened and her face went red.
"Don't call me that you perv." she mumbled, but to his greater joy she took his hand and was led to the dance floor where they proceeded to tune out everyone, but the song and each other. They both had their faults, Tsunade was a drunk with a gambling problem, and Jiraiya was a self proclaimed super pervert and a drunk. So she allowed him his girlfriends, so long as they understand that she is his top priority. While she is allowed access to his vast fortune he has made through his books and being manager for Naruko-chan. She timidly looked up into his eyes and saw the look that he had only ever given her, smiling at him, she reached up to pull him in for a passionate kiss.
Flashback
Land of Hotsprings
Thinking fast Jiraiya offered to pay for the four of them to the most luxurious hot spring resort on him, IF, Tsunade would let go of his tool and not kill him. "That would be awesome, believe it!" Shizune giggled and took Naruto across the now broken barrier to the women's side to finish his bath. Apparently after suspiciously catching lord Jiraiya peeping in on them in several hot springs all across the elemental nations, Tsunade told her of the letters Naruto have sent her of where Jiraiya would be taking him on his small training trip. Apparently every stop was some sort of resort where Jiraiya would try to use Naruto to get women, Tsunade was worried about this and had made Naruto promise to send her a letter at every stop.
Tsunade sent Jiraiya hopping away and proceeded to wash Naruto. After constant war and losing Dan and Nawakie, Naruto became her light. He constantly continued to surprise her every time he put his mind into. To graduate in one year and the speed at which he could learn surpassed his father. He was one of a kind and always knew some way to cheer her up and keep going, she believed in him and that he could accomplish anything. There were very few in Konoha who could see that Naruto was born a natural ninja and a deadly opponent. She could crush his former sensei for what he did to Naruto. She tightened her hold on Naruto just slightly as a small tear fell from the side of her eye. Naruto looked up at her as if sensing her emotions and smiled. It wasn't one of those smiles he pastes on as he strolls through the village, it was the one when he truly opened himself up to his precious people, there was no words needed when he smiled like that.
After they exited the hot springs, they made their way up to the best rooms the resort had, the best part was that Jiraiya would pay for everything. While they were relaxing in their rooms when Naruto ran up to Jiraiya excitedly. "Hey hey Ero-sennin,"
"I told you to stop calling me that brat!"
Instead of answering, Naruto just made a single hand sign and he went up in a poof of smoke. When the smoke cleared, Jiraiya's eyes bugged out as he gazed upon the new figure before him. At first he thought Tsunade had finally lost it and used her special genjutsu to make her look even younger, Kami she was absolutely beautiful, perhaps too beautiful, he tried to disperse the jutsu, knowing Tsunade would kill him for dispersing her genjutsu. Nothing happened. Ok now he was confused, he was so confused he didn't even oogle her. She frowned up at him, her cobalt blue eyes narrowing in thought, her twin ponytails much like Tsunade's, but these seemed to move as actual tails. He could see just a hint of himself on her nose and the way she holds herself, relaxed and carefree of whatever is going on around her, but as Konoha's greatest spy master, he still has the photo of Tsunade laughing while saving Donzo Shimura from an aneurysm, he could tell this young lady was very much aware of everything around her, even if he couldn't tell he knew she may be a powerful sensor. It was as he squinted his eyes just a little, he could just make out a hint of whiskers on each cheek, he laughed.
It was Jiraiya, Tsunade and the girl in a soundproof room. When Tsunade walked in on them having a staring contest, she nearly killed Jiraiya for the second time today. If it wasn't for the girl latching on to her raised fist and looking like a much young and more beautiful her. When she called her "Obaa-chan" it was then she knew what was going on. Apparently they were planning a surprise party for her birthday in a week. She called herself Naruko-chan, she looked so innocent, a child of her own. What made her even more astonished was how solid this transformation was, after shopping for clothes and dresses, getting pedicures and manicures, hair cuts, it was all real. Neither Jiraiya or her had an explanation for this. "Here is the plan, he can charge an entry fee for those wishing to enjoy a live performance by Naruko-chan and the income will go to Obaa-chan for her birthday, there will be sake and a buffet to enjoy. Ero-sennin will then become my manager for any other performances I may be requested for. Konoha can not interfere." both eagerly agreed and signed the contract without truly reading it thoroughly. With that done, Naruko-chan, Naruto and Shizune signed as witnesses. Naruto sent a summons to the Hokage, but not before Naruto snuck a henged clone into a leaf which he planted.
Hokage Tower
Hiruzen Sarutobi excitedly signed the contract, this would bring even more wealth to the village. He placed it in his signed pile and took the next in his never ending battle of paperwork. He was carrying on a conversation with the small toad, so he didn't notice the miniscule switch with the document in his hand. Without looking he signed and placed it in the box, only not to notice another switch. The summons said his goodbyes and poofed away.
Some late instincts kicked in which made Sarutobi look back at the recent document he placed in the out box. There it was a recemdationtion to move Naruto into root. It was well hidden behind fancy words to make it look like Donzo was the only one able to control him and turn him into a weapon. It was unsigned, chuckling he tore up the paper. "Huhuhu, thought you could slide one pass me uh Danzo, I may be old, but my mind is as sharp as ever, I think this deserves a treat." Taking a break from his ever pilling paperwork, he opened a secret hiding spot and retrieved his gold edition of Icha Icha Paradise- The Wickedly Flexible Witch's Castle. He giggled and blushed when he got to the part where the princess finally took control of the relationship between Momo and her, though she has the wicked witch tied up in her dungeon. He couldn't wait for the next chapter. "Wonder how nauty the princess is going to get with her, ooh maybe they could include the hot nurse to join them."
Day of Performance
Shizune was stand front roll as the smoke cleared and three figures arose. The first two she recognized as lord Jiraiya and lady Tsunade, but the beautiful blond girl next to them, she did not. The girl stepped up to the microphone and when she spoke, Shizune found it beautiful. "Welcome all to my very first performance, I'm the new cute and sexy Naruko-chan!" Everyone cheered at her smile. "I would like to dedicate this first song to the newlyweds Jiraiya and Tsunade Senju Goketsu Momogatari!"
"Eh!" It seemed even the newlyweds couldn't believe the news. Though it was soon all forgotten as the moment Naruko-chan sang, Shizune became her biggest fan. Come on she was able to bring together two of the most powerful ninjas in Konoha, it was quite an accomplishment
End of Flashback
As Naruko-chan's song came to an end, many of the magical folks had now become fans and competition became fierce now. As they exited the auditorium, many of the richer children asked their mother to buy them some Naruko-chan merchandise that was set up just outside the doors.
Ministry officials rushed to send letters out to the students this year, while those who got to attend with their guardians received ther letters and required readings list. In her excitement, Hermione ripped open hers to read what books she would be reading, if all went well she would be several chapters ahead tonight. Looking down the reading list, her eyes widened. "I.. I already have all these.. How?" looking over at Sai who was just standing motionless as everyone moved passed without disturbing his space, it was as if he placed a concealing charm or Jutsu. He mother the words "Believe it."
"You know Molly since we're heading to Diagonally, why don't we go shopping together?" Narcissa Malfoy asked Molly Weasly. The two women wore a Naruko-chan hat, Narcissa insisted on buying, they bonded over their love for Naruko-chans singing and a spark of friendship ignited in both of them.
"That sounds absolutely wonderful, come along now we still need to stop by Gringots." Molly ignored the wines and complaints of her Husband and children.
"Dear, I still need to make one stop and I can't do it with all these people around." Lucies whispered to his wife.
"Then make your stop while we're at the bank." she whispered back. Nodding, they all made their way to the floo network trailed by the four shinobi genin and Tsunade herself, along with her apprentice Shizune.
"Troublesome. Do you really expect us to just jump into the flames? This prank may be going too far Naruto." Shikamru eyed the green colored fire.
"Of course it works, watch." Naruto threw a handful of floo, "Diagon alley." just as the flames flared, he grabbed Shikamaru and jumped through.
Diagon alley
"where's Harry?" Naruto asked as everyone made it through the fireplace.
"Stupid idiot scrambled his words." Draco laughed walking up to him.
"He'll appear eventually." they made their way down towards the bank, when Naruto looked down the path to Knockturn Alley, only to see Hagrid walking with Harry. "Hagrid, Harry!" Naruto waved them over. Harry let out a breath that he didn't know he was holding.
"Rubis?" Tsunade asked as she peered up at him.
"'Nade!" Hagrid yelled, hugging her and practically lifted her up. It was Tsunade's turn to hug him, she practically tossed him into the air and then caught him spinning him around a few times before settling him down on his feet. The others except for those who know of her super strength, had their jaws brushing the floor.
"Oh Rubi look how much you've grown." This caused Hagrid to blush.
"How do you know Hagrid lady-Tsunade?" Molly asked. Tsunade's expression turned depressing.
"He went to Hogwarts with my little brother Nawaki." Hagrid looked down and a small tear came out. "I heard he died in the wars." Hagrid mentioned being friends with Nawaki, unil the year he was expelled, years later a letter was sent to him after a war in the elemental nations telling him that his best friend had died. He was a wreck for weeks, before Dumbledore helped him get over the death of Nawaki.
They stood there by the steps of Gringotts when a familiar voice reached their ears. "Tsunade, is that really you?" Minerva Mcgonagall, deputy headmistress of Hogwarts descended the steps to give Tsunade a scowl. "I thought you were off drinking yourself into a stupor and racking up gambaling debts and paying them with your giant fake utters." there were gasps. Professor Macgonagall had been a professor to all of them and had never heard insult someone unless they deserve it. She was always fair and held to the rules like Hermione and her books.
Tsunade looked over Minerva, she still looked thin and flexible, just because she looked old, but she knew what she was capable of. They've had a rivaly ever since their owls, Jriaiya had somehow snuck both he and Orochimaru into then Minerva Macgonagall had already slept with half the school, Jriaiya and she had got along so well that they went on a year long sex craze after she graduated Hogwarts, after which she became a professor and eventually became deputy headmistress. She smirked at the green clad witch, jokes on her she won. Tsunade let out a laugh, all the while pointing at Minerva, whose face was turning red. "I can't believe you actually slept with Dumbledor, what still decided to teach some sex ed to some of your young students?" more shocked faces. Tsunde hefted her tits. "And just so you know, all Natural, it's good to have chakra and magic, keeps me looking younger, don't need to resort to spreading my legs."
It was when Tsunade held her hands up that Minerva saw a flash of a ring on Tsunade's finger. Her eyes widened, Tsunade wasn't the type to settle down. "What kind of man would marry you, you'd just abuse them, use those utter of yours to keep him obedient." Tsunade just lifted a single brow and smirked. Years of tending Hogwarts and also being in a rivalry with Tsunade had given Minerva a sixth sense of who she ment. Eyes widening, Minerva's eyes watered just a little, causing Tsunade's smirk to falter. "But he, turned down my marriage proposal. Said he couldn't be tied to someone when he knows his life would end any moment." this time the gates couldn't hold back tears. "He said he couldn't put anyone through the pain."
Tsunade's face softened as she brought the elder witch into a hug. "Oh Minnie, why don't we go have some sake and tea and catch up on old times?" they shared a smile as she agreed.
"I would prefer whiskey though."
"You're still banned from gringotts after losing an entire Uzumaki valt in a card game, aren't you?" Tsunade seemed a bit embarrassed about that.
"Oh that reminds me, I need to buy some feed for Norberta." Hagrid spoke up.
"Norberta?" Harry asked.
"Yea apparently Norberts a she, so Norberta."
As the two older women walked off with Shizune and ton-ton following behind. Lucius took that time to sneak off to run a few errands, while the rest of the group made their way inside the bank. Only five pairs of eyes watched a red head follow a blond head down Knockturn alley. This being their first time at Gringotts with Naruto, so they were unprepared, when they were ushered into a waiting room with refreshments. Narcisse was pleasantly surprised by the special treatment, the goblins must have worked on their personalities. They were smiling, bowed and even offered refreshments. When a vault manager came in, the rude goblin all but ignored everyone in the room except Naruto. "My lord welcome back, we are terribly sorry for making you wait." The goblin all but played himself at his feet. Narcisse wasn't the only one to find her jaw on the floor. Goblins were prideful creatures and could be a terrible enemy. She was born from the ancient house of Black, but no goblin splayed themselves like this to her or her sisters.
Naruto looked a little uncomfortable with this, scratching the back of his head he blushed. "You really don't have to do that every time and we only waited five minuets."
"I apologize my lord, but we can't do that, it would be disrespectful to one such as yourself."
"This little munchkins really worship you don't thay dickless-kun?" Griphook stared at the emotionless smile of Sai. hearing his comment he was about to strike out when a piece of the ceiling crashed down spattering everyone in ink when it hit Sai. Sai strode out of the shadows smiling as if nothing happened.
The goblin looked up at the ceiling in puzzlement, this building was built with Goblin magic and engineering, no part of it should fall off. He also found it odd that the piece that fell, fell faster than it should have. He jumped as the same man who was squashed came out of the shadows. 'We need to be wary of this one.' he thought as he stared at Sai, who just stared back with a smile. It was then he finally took notice of Lord Uzumaki's companions and grunted, noun of them are worthy of being in Lord Uzumaki's presence. "Will your….. Entourage be needing any assistance as well, my lord?" he bowed to Naruto once again ignoring the others.
"I need to make an exchange please." Hermione stepped up first taking out the money her mother packed her. Her mother was always adamant about never being in debt to any one. Some of the slytherins gave a snort as the goblin exchanged Hermione's money.
Naruto and his company followed the goblin down into the depths where they would borde one of the mine carts. Hagrid looked a little green, he always hated riding these blasted things, the adults shared his opinion, it was as if they were purposely made to be uncomfortable to ride. As they reached the miner carts, the little goblin paused to press a few runes on the wall beside him causing the empty minecart to take off down the tracks. In its place came a much more elaborate cart. Opening the door the goblin bowed to Naruto. "After you my lord." after letting Naruto enter dragging Hinata along, Griphook rushed in after them leaving the rest slacked jawed.
"Hurry up guys." Naruto poked his head out. It looked like the goblin was glaring at them from behind Naruto. How dare they make lord Uzumaki wait. Getting over their shock they entered after him and had a second shock. It seemed they remodeled since the last time Naruto was there. The inside of the fancy mine cart looked to be expanded on the inside, with silver and green decorations. There was a full service bar with the same goblin standing behind the counter serving Naruto and Hinata ramen. The benches looked plush and comfortable. Once they found a seat, Griphook snapped his fingers and they took off. The third although pleasant surprise was that they could barely feel the sharp turns and twists, Hagrid was smiling like a loon, he wasn't getting motion sickness from this ride.
"Why don't you put this on all your carts in Gringotts?" Narcissa asked the Goblin nicely.
"You don't have enough to even be considered." was the rude reply from the short ugly thing. She fummed for a few seconds before returning to her seat next to Molly. "First vault, Weasley." Griphook sneered
Molly got up to open their valt, there were only a few sickles and knots, there were just enough gallons to buy Ginny's wand. Draco and the other pureblood children chuckled at Ron and his siblings, whose faces were tinged red.. Draco rubbed the back of his head where his mother swatted him for his rudeness. They got back in and were off, "vault Potter" Harry hopped out and quickly opened his vault. The Weasley's and even Draco were surprised by the wealth that was accumulated. Blushing he grabbed a couple handfuls of gallons and shoved them in a small pouch, Naruto gave him for his birthday present. Naruto told him about the pocket dimension that was placed in the bag, he kind of drifted off as Naruto rambled on about other applications, it was more of Hermione's kind of thing.
"Vault Malfoy." The reached little goblin seemed to sneer more so. When Narcissa opened the vault, the gryffindors and even Shika and Choji's eyebrows lifted in surprise. Draco smirked at Ron and Harry as he grabbed a handful of pure gallons to place in his pouch, why Narcissa picked some for supplies for Draco and his Slytherin friends, though Naruto declined the offer. He told her a shinobi should acquire other people's debt, never their own. They all packed back in and took off. This time it took much longer and deeper before the next stop.
Hagrid had a blast, he didn't get sick like all the usual times he'd ridden these small mine carts, there must be some enchantments that helped stabilize the inside while riding at high speeds and taking turns that would usually end up with someone coughing up a lung or two. Tsunade told him that the goblins made the lower part of the tracks almost impossible to get through. He never actually visited his vault, the goblins said he wouldn't survive the ride. Now he saw why, but, why didn't he get a cart like this one? "Vault…..Hagrid." Griphook spoke gritting his teeth disgustedly.
"How does Hagrid have a vault this deep?" Hermione finally spoke up.
Every jaw with the exception of three. Inside were vast minds of gold and jewels, a few books as well.
"This vault was made to hold part of the Uzumaki fortune, since the original vault overflowed at one point. The horde had to swim through the sea of gallons, oh that was a most glorious day." Griphook spoke in a happy haze, no one had ever seen a happy goblin before.
"Hehehe when I was a lad at Hogwarts, Tsunade was a seventh year while I was a second." Hagrid chuckled remembering Tsunade's weakness.
Flashback
"Damn it cow, have you still not learned your lesson! Ohhohoho, I can't wait to see what your grandmother will do to you when she finds out." Minerva laughed rolling on the ground. Tsunade swore she had it, her hand was really good. Her brother sat across her grinning as his best friend Hagrid just played the one hand she dreaded.
Nawaike and Hagrid were in their second year while she and Minerva that skanky slut were just about to graduate. "Seriously you slut, why don't you go suck on professor Dumbledore's dick." Tsunade found it frustrating that she seemed to always attract the perverts. To this day she still wonders why she befriended Minerva, she kind of reminds her of her secret crush, not that she would ever tell him. A blush appeared on her cheeks.
"Oh ya, why don't you cover those flesh bags you call breasts. Cows don't even have utters that big!" Minne the slut shot back. Ever since Tsunade's team visited in her fifth year. When Jriaiya and Minerva meet, they've been joined by the loins since.
"So Tsuoooo-chan~" Minerva ducked as Tsunade swated towards her. She missed but shattered a stone fireplace bathing them into darkness, since they were using it as a source of light to play. "Damn it cow not again!" Macganagall yelled as Hagrid and Nawaki chuckled as Tsunade took her wand out and casted repiro. Instead of the fireplace being fixed, she just blasted the wall making a window to the outside in replace of a fireplace. This time her face went beet red as the other three burst out laughing. "I I…. I still can't believe you made it this far in Hogwarts cow. Hiding the answers in those udders?" Minerva continued to laugh as she took her wand out and repaired the wall and fireplace, lighting it back up all the while smirking in Tsunade's direction.
'What is up with her obsession with my breasts, I didn't ask for them to be this big.' Before Tsunade could say anything more she was kicked out of the gryffindor her why down to the ravenclaw common room, she heard crying coming from the second story bathroom. Curiously she peeked inside to see a younger ravenclaw girl crying in one of the stalls. Walking up behind the girl she saw it was that third year girl who seemed to follow Nawaki all over. "Myrtil are you alright?" said girl sniffed before telling her about being picked on by some slytherins. Sighing, Tsunade picked the girl up and headed to their common room where she coddled the poor girl until she fell asleep.
End of Flashback
"Just how rich are you Naruto?" Theodore asked, if what the goblin said was true, that the half giant's vault is like a shelf for the main vault, then just how big was it.
"I don't really know, there are several others around the world." Naruto answered, trying to think of an estimate. Several? Where the thoughts shared around.
"Vault Uzumaki." that blasted goblin said in an awed voice as if it was a sacred place. Well in a way it was, Narcissa and every one excited the cart as they walked down the deep tunnel, until they reached a beautifully crafted vault door.
"Looks like you guys polished the place up." Naruto smiled. They had made modifications to the cart and even took his idea of a mini bar and exceeded it. Now he can eat ramen while he takes the long ride down next time.
"We hope you are satisfied, my lord?" Narcissa covered her mouth with her hand to hide the smile. She wanted to laugh at the thing scraping across the floor at little Naruto's feet. She looked over at Naruto who seemed uncomfortable with the situation, she sometimes forgets how important Naruto and his family are to the magical world. Not just wizards and witches, but magical creatures good and bad, the Uzumaki protected them all indiscriminately.
"It's a good thing Lucius isn't here, he would blow a casket that the goblins don't treat his family the same as they're doing for little Naruto." Narcissa whispered to Molly behind her hand.
Molly giggled, "it's also a good thing that Arthur ran off too, he wouldn't be able to keep quiet and would pester the poor dear about the lower depths." they both giggled at that.
"Where is your husband?" Narcissa asked, she didn't see him disappear, hopefully Lucius finishes his business quickly.
"Said something about running an errand for work or something like that.
When Naruto opened the vault every jaw, wizard, witch, ninja and goblin? dropped opened, with the exception of Naruto and Sai. inside was a sea of gold and jewels. Ancient swords rested on top of the large wave like pile of gold. There were emeralds, rubys, sapphires and assortment of other colorful diamonds and crystals mixed in with the gold making the sight extraordinary and mesmerizing. Griphook and the rest of the goblin horde always enjoyed the sight of the contents in the Uzumaki vaults, it always brought tears to their eyes when they saw all those riches they were tasked to protect by the Uzumaki themselves. What had is jaw dropping was a copy of the spiky blonde haired, blue eyed and whisker marked cheeks of his lord. "Ehhh?"
"Yo boss I got everything right here!" the clone spoke cheerfully handing over a few scrolls worth of gold. "we also found this key which said 713, so a few of the others and I snuck up to the vault, damn you wouldn't believe the security on this place. It's well put together, but there's a few blind spots that we took advantage of. By the time we got in, it was empty. After thoroughly checking, they found a seal below the podium, once they were able to defuse it, they opened it up, only to find a small blue book."
"My… my lord it was you who broke into the vault?"
"Sorry hehehe, but this key was found in my vault which means whatever was in that vault belongs to me." Naruto took the small blue book and looked at the title.
The Magic of Chakra
By Minato Namikaze
Naruto's eyes widened, he turned the book over and there it was, the Hiraishin seal. "What is that Naru-kun?" Hinata asked, walking up to him.
"It's a book my father wrote about flying thunder god techniques." he whispered, hiding the book. He didn't want news of this reaching back home….. Yet. Hinata nodded in understanding before Naruto quickly ushered everyone into the cart as his clone went up in a poof of smoke.
They finally exited the bank and made their way down the steps just as figures burst from the alley to their left. Mr Weasley and Mr. Malfoy looked like they've been through a war zone, ripped clothes dirt across their noses and some kind of beatle started to crawl out of Lucius' hair causing him to swat at it while flinching away. They both had their wands out and both wide eyed. "What happened to you two?" Naruto asked with a tilt of his head and an innocent look on his face.
Flashback
Aruther ducked into Knockturn alley determined to find out what evil scheme Malfoy was up to. He quickly hid behind a stack of barrels as Lucius looked around to make sure he wasn't followed. Once inside Arthur snuck up to the store window staying low, looking up quickly to spot the name Borgin & Burkes. He could barely see anything through the dirty window, what he could see was the top of Lucius' head speaking with another person, probably the store owner. He saw something being handed between them, when.
Giggle
He whirled around drawing his wand and brought it up in a defensive position, there it was sitting on a crate across the alley way. How did they get here, did they follow from the house, they couldn't have taken the floo, if they had somehow figured to work the floo network, then every wizarding house would be overrun.
"What are you doing here, blood traitor?" A snobbish voice said from behind, it dripped with disdain. Turning around Arthur came face to face with Lucius Malfoy. "And get that damn wand out of my face." he said sweating the red heads arm down. "Well answer me you-" he was interrupted as Arthur spun around to face the little terror, knocking Lucius to the ground. "Merlin damn Weasel I swear I'm going to curse you until." he stopped as he noticed the red heads look or horror swing his wand left and right searching for something or scared of something? He hoped he didn't find out about the dairy. "What are you searching for?" he asked, pulling out his wand as well, just to be cautious.
Giggle
Lucius' head snapped to the side to see one of those popular dolls some young and older witches seem to enjoy. Sighing that it was only a doll he turned to Weasely only to duck as he blasted the doll. "Damn it stop pointing that thing at me!"
"Watch out, if you take your eyes off them for an instant and they'll strike before you could find them again." Arthur explained as he looked down the alley wondering where he might pop up again. "Watch my back." Lucius stared at him as if he had finally lost it, being as poor as he was most of finally lost his mind.
Giggle
Both heads swirled and caught sight of the thing sitting next to a crate next to Lucius. Curiously he reached out, but not before Arthur gave him a quick word of warning. Just as he was inches away from grabbing it, there was a sudden snap of a wire. Arthur gave a squeak and Lucius felt his stretched out arm getting yanked. He was taken off his feet and taken deeper into Knockturn alley. "Don't worry I'm going to save you!" Arthur ran after him as Lucius cursed with every word he would never let the public know that he knows.
Caractacus Burke walked out of his shop to see what in Merlin's hanging ball sack was making a racket scaring off his customers.
Giggle
He turned to see a blond haired whiskered marked doll wearing a bright orange and blue jumpsuit. It looked pretty cute. Picking it up and studying it for a moment. "I think I'll keep you until I find out how much you're worth." he spoke to himself as he entered his shop getting a giggle from the doll.
End of Flashback
"Mr. Malfoy and I ran into a little spot of trouble, but nothing we weren't able to handle." Lucius just hurumfed before cleaning off the dirt and grim, though he didn't bother offering to help Arthur.
"By the way mr. Weasely," Naruto spoke innocently, by now those around him started to see his not so innocent face, which constituted of Naruto closing his eyes and turning his eyelids up into a smile and a large grin that revealed slightly larger canine teeth. "I found this in my vault, I guess my mother never gave it to you." handing over a large scroll, Arthur hefted it.
"what 's inside?"
"Apparently it's her compensation to you for all the property damage, trauma she may have caused you, along with ruining your reputation and stealing her family's fortune."
"What?"
"What!?"
"Whaaaa."
"Ho…. how much….is in here Naruto?" Molly asked, she was fuming, Kushina had told her that she had already given Arthur the money, she knew she should have watched her do it herself.
"Well not much really, about two million six hundred seventy six thousand four Gallons, 32 sikles and twelve knots." Naruto answered without missing a beat. Wide eyed Arthur rushes into the bank to deposit and take a few hundred to spoil his family and not look so poor in front of Lucius Malfoy that snob.
Making their way down to their first stop, they entered the door to see madam Malkin finishing up measuring a familiar face. "Neville!" Hermione greeted the boy as Harry and the Weasley's joined her. The boy let out a small girl squeak, but he snapped around in a fighting stance, he forgot he was standing on a stool and slipped off landing on his butt. Sai looked at Naruto with a raised eyebrow in question, he didn't get a response, but he didn't need one to understand.
The door chimed again, "yo gaki this is where you are, I was hoping Tsunade was with you." Jiraiya walked up patting his head.
"Hey ero-sennin, she left with professor Macgonagall." Jiraiya's face brightened at that.
"Minnie's here!?" he asked excitedly.
"Hello you fowl perverted little cockroach." turning around he came face to face with probably the last person he wanted to run into, this was why he avoided the magical world. Augustus Longbottom was a prude of a woman who had horrible fashion sense. Who in their right mind dresses as a peacock. He remembered her when Tsunade attended Hogwarts, in her seventh year Jiraiya snuck inside to surprise Tsunade for her birthday, annnd maybe visit Minnie while he was there. He ran into Augustus and she for some unknown reason decides she doesn't like him one bit.
"Now look here you bag of feathers, I am not a cockroach, I'm more of a toad and I am a super pervert, not one of those lesser perverts who can not control their own libido. What are you just jealous I didn't bed you?"
"Ah.. yo… I would never degrade myself to lay with such lowly filth such as you, you slept with the entire fifth through seventh year girls, including the professors. I am glad Tsunade and I had enough decorum not to submit to your ruggedly handsome charms!" she huffed looking away with red cheeks when she remembered the last part of her rant.
"Didn't your mother Druella and her sister in law Walburga attend Hogwarts with Augustus Longbottom and Mcgonagall?" Lucius whispered to his wife.
"And what is it you are implying, Lucius?" Narcisse whispered in a dangerous tone that had him straightening up and saying nothing, "thought so, and yes I've heard stories from Kushina.
"Yeah well, I still get women all the time, while you gather dust in the meantime, don't queef, you'll let out a puff of smoke."
"Don't insult my grams!" Neville screamed, running up to Jiraiya and kicking him right between the legs. The older man tumbled to the ground whimpering.
"Oh good job Neville, I'm so proud of you for standing up and showing that Longbottom courage of yours." his grams hugged him causing the boy to red with all the praise.
"Hey Neville, would you like to finish your shopping with us?" Naruto asked, stepping over ero-sennin.
Turning to the boy who spoke, Augustus found a blond haired child. Her Neville told her about a bully with blond haired, it was that Malfoy boy, he's just like his father and grandfather, snobbish. "And you young man are to stop bullying my Neville, I don't care how pure your house is I will curse you till your ancestors become ashamed of you!" looking at Draco behind him Naruto turns back to the woman in front of him and gives her a closed eye smile.
The room was silent, Neville was trying to pull on his grandmother's robes to stop her from yelling at Naruto. "Grams that's not Malfoy that's Naruto the friend I told you that helped me out last year and saved me from a broken arm."
"Oh Naruto, wait as in lord Naruto Uzumaki." her face suddenly changed to one of absolute horror, she had just laid hands on a member of the beloved Uzumaki family. "I apologize my lord, please forgive this wretched sinner." she was on her hands and knees acting like the goblins do.
"Giggle, don't worry it's alright, I know you care for your grandson very much." Naruto scratched his cheek in embarrassment.
"You are a saint." Augustus bowed.
"Though?" Naruto said, gaining her attention. "If you ever threaten me again." Before anyone could react, Naruto removed Neville's head from his body. There was screaming and gasps of shock, Augustus was crying over her grandson's decapitated body when it suddenly went up in a poof of smoke. Everyone but the shinobi were confused, only to see Neville standing next to Naruto just as shocked as the rest, if not more so. He did after all just see himself die by his friends own hand. "I will make all your nightmares real. Giggle." The group was a little scared of their young friend.
"Naruto! Don't you remember that you promised no jutsu until Hogwarts!" Hermione scolds him, she continues to do so as the rest watch in fascination as a deadly ninja was subdued by the bushy hair bookworm. At the realization that he just broke a promise, Naruto pouted in a corner completely dejected, rocking back and forth as if something terrible had happened. Hinata sat by his side hugging him to cheer him up.
"What just happened with Naruto?" Blaze asked as he took advantage of the empty stool and jumped up to get measured first.
"Naruto always keeps his promises, but if he ever breaks one by accident or not, he gets really depressed." Sai answered with a smile. "You know Naruto-kun, you could make up for it by buying everyone's supplies." he said with such a straight face that everyone thought he would suddenly burst in laughter, he did not. Naruto just nodded solemnly.
The wizards and witches let out a small chuckle at his antics. It was interesting watching their young friend go from a deadly ninja to a solemn puppy. Everyone finished up their measurements and gathered their robes for the next stop. After they had left Jiraiya finally recovered and stood up on shaky legs, "that kid." someone cleared their throat behind him. Turning he found madam Malkins holding out a recipe for all the robes including Neville's robes where on the bill. Glumed he paid for them. "Damn that Gaki for always making me pay his tab." He decided to try and woo her into a very large discount.
As Naruto's group made their way to the next shop, Neville's grams let him join them as she said she would be at the Leaky Cauldron, because she needed a stiff drink after that she was out of hearing, Molly whirled on him, "Naruto Uzumaki, that was cruel and wrong to scare mrs. Longbottom like that!" Narcissa soon joined her in ripping into his misbehavior in public as well. "What do you have to say for yourself mister." Molly scowled at him with her hands on her hips
Pointing to Hermione. "Hermione, what is shinobi law 223?"
"There is no shinobi law 223 Naruto." Naruto was confused, he was sure he read it.
"What is this about a young man, I still did not receive an answer!" Molly's face was starting to turn red and her family started looking for hiding places to avoid her wrath.
"Naruto-kun, you must mean shinobe law 2, section 2 paragraph 3." Sai supplied the answer.
"Oh, you mean any threat made upon a shinobi, said shinobi may respawn to said threat any way they deem necessary." Hermione smiled glad she was ahead on the reading already.
"As a shinobi and a lord in the magical world I can not take any threat upon my person lightly, many shinobi had died for that exact reason." Molly and the others were shocked to see Naruto speak of death so casually, they knew what a shinobi is and what they do, but to see a child speak like that was something else.
"That was still quite rude, besides the ministry would snap your wand and you might end up in Azkaban. Only the worst sort end up there, do you really want to chance your future young man?" Molly's rant was cut off as Naruto cleared his throat and pointed out Lucius, who seemed to have something to say. "Yes, what is it Mr. Malfoy." she said in a huff placing her hands on her hips. Narcissa and Molly had bonded over the mini concert of Naruko-chan and a friendship had started to form. Since Molly was a halfblood, Narcissa decided to help her and her family gain more influence with the pureblooded, and in return when life and politicking with all the other purebloods and politicians, keeping Lucius and Draco in line and worrying about her family falling apart, with Molly she could let loose a little and even give a sympathetic ear to listen, heavens know how she handles her brood.
"The Uzumaki clan are given sovereign immunity in the magical world. They don't usually bother the ministry except for times of trouble."
"Where were they during the last wizarding war? If they were here, then maybe they would have been able to save Harry and Neville's Parents."
"Ronald." Hermione harshly whispered at him, jabbing her elbow into a rib. Gesturing to Naruto, Ron finally got it.
"Sorry mate."
"It means that if Naruto-kun wished, he could slaughter everyone here." Sai spoke with a smile.
"Well, not quite that much, but still. I think?" He mumbled the last part as they stepped into another store.
"Ah, welcome and my I say, I too am excited to find Ms. Weasley's wand." Everyone just stared at Mr Ollivander, while Ginny's cheeks turned as red as her hair. "Oh, the Weasely family has always produced males, this is the first time a daughter was born, you must be very proud Mrs Weasely." Mr Ollivander smiled while Molly beamed with pride.
"Why yes yes I am!" she said, hugging Ginny to her in excitement.
"Now let us begin." he finished up her measurements and quickly grabbed a wandbox and opened it. "red wood 8 inches, and a dragon's heartstring. Thin a swishy, good for quick charms and hexes."
"How do you collect those?" Naruto asked, smiling with ever persuasive smiles. Naruto always liked learning new things, he was just impatient sometimes. It seemed the only thing Mr Ollivander was more fanatic about than finding wands for young wizards and witches, it was wand making. He pulled out a giant tome from somewhere beneath the counter and handed it to Naruto.
A wand for all
By
Garrick Ollivander
Well that was helpful. Hermione peaked from behind his shoulder to stare at the book. "Can I borrow that when you're done with Naruto?" he agreed and sealed it away and turned back to the wand finding. Just as Ginny reached for the wand he jumped away before she could touch it. Now that was interesting, Molly, Ginny, Hermione and Naruto were the only ones in the shop, mostly he needed to buy the wand, ugh.
"Well not that one, let's see, oh this one looke fun. Ash with unicorn hair is 12 ⅘ inch, so it is girthy so make sure you get a good grip." Naruto had a feeling of deja vu the moment Ginny reached for the wand. He stepped back dragging Hermione with him just as the wall she was near lit up in flames.
Grabbing the wand the wand maker sprayed a geyser of water out of the tip and put out the fire. "Well, two years in a row, this'll be fun." Naruto didn't like that look. The owner ran into the back to grab a case, Naruto recognized it immediately.
"Elder wood and phoenix feather." he said gushing over what might happen. Eyes widening, Naruto snatched both Molly and Hermione and dove behind the counter just as Ginny's hand made contact.
BOOM
The entire front of the store was blasted out into the alley. Once the smoke cleared, heads of their friends and family peeked in from the sides. "I thought for sure she would be the one?"
"What the hell, didn't we have a talk about handing untrained children powerful wands!" Naruto snapped at him. All he got in return was a smile.
"You forget young man, it's the wand who chooses the witch."
"How?"
Ginny started to tear up thinking she would never get her wand and won't be able to attend Hogwarts with Harry-berry. "Ow" She jerked as something jabbed into her side gently. Looking down she saw a wand laying by her feet. She went to pick it up and a whisper swept through the room, "I choose you." She felt power coursing through her veins, the rush was amazing, this must be how every witch felt when they found their wands. She let out a long pleasurable moan, causing Hermione to blush remembering finding her first wand, Molly to smile even bigger at her daughter's first wand and the old wand maker smiled in victory at Naruto.
"Yew 7 ⅔ inch, with a dragon heartstring." Naruto's ear twitched as he heard a few boots running towards them and he recognized one or two sets of footsteps. A group of five people rushed through the destroyed storefront all wearing trench coats and Naruto recognized the leading figure.
"Trenchy!, Dora- neechan!" Naruto greeted hugging the pink haired Aurora.
"My lord it is good to see you again, I see you had another bad wand testing Garrick?" Maxwell Scattervain greeted restoring the store back to its original form. "Is there anything that we can help you with, my lord?" Tonks had to hold in her giggle at the face Naruto was making at him.
"Actually you can." Maxwell completely missed the twinkle that swept across his eyes. "There is a large party with me and since we still have a few more stops to make, would you terribly mind requesting the entire top floor of the Aspen-inn for my party. Also would you mind if I took Aurora Tonks with me, you know as a personal escort?" He spoke quickly while grabbing Tonks hand and ushering the others out of the shop.
"I would be honored, my lord."
"Thanks Trenchy!"
"It's Scattervain.'' When Maxwell looked up, he noticed the shop was empty. Someone cleared their throat from behind him, turning he came face to face with Mr Ollivander holding out his palm.
"That'll be seven Gallions." Max looked at the door that Lord Uzumaki and his entourage had just exited.
As Naruto's group rejoined the other's with Tonks in tow, Ginny rushed to her family to show off her new wand.
"Hello aunt Cissa." Tonks greeted her aunt.
"Wait, you're related to Narcissa?" Naruto turned his head back and forth between her and Narcissa.
"Hello Nymphadora." Narcissa greeted her mutually. It seemed something was going on here. "My older sister Andromeda is her mother, she was disinherited because she chose to marry a muggle instead of a pure-blooded Wizard." Even if her sister was disinherited, Narcissa still cared for her and her niece, she had to hide her feelings from the rest of their family since they all saw Andromeda as a blood-traitor.
"By the way Dora, did you sign up to attend the class on the shinobi arts?" Naruto smiled as they moved on, their next stop would be the Quidditch supply store. Draco and the other slytherin boys wanted to buy their own brooms for quidditch this year. The new 2001 nimbus were out and Draco wanted one desperately.
"Yeah I did, and Moody told me he was asked to help the shinobi professor in the class to help integrate magic to the shinobi arts."
"Do you have your own broom, if you check your letter one of the supplies highly recommended is a broom." When Hermione and Neville heard this they shivered, neither liked flying on a broom.
"Uh is it optional?" She asked for the both of them.
"Yes, but you will be at a disadvantage in the class' practical exercises." the shop was much more crowded than usual.
"What kind of practical exercises are we talking about, um?" Fred asked as he and George had wanted some hint on what to suspect in classes. Naruto was a little proud of their little scheme, they would get far in class.
Both Sai and Naruto giggled, sending chills down everyone's spine. "The only kind of practical exercise that counts." he said leaving them with no answer. They still needed practice to pull one on him. After what they dared to do to his ramen last year, well he would make sure they reach their full potential, giggle.
"Ah, it's good to see you, boys come meet lord Uzumaki!" a loud bolgarian accent yelled out as many young men came and surrounded the Hogwarts group dressed in red and black. It seems headmaster Igor Karkaroff had decided to bring his students shopping in Diagon alley. The headmaster rushed up shaking Naruto's hand rapidly while showing multiple rotted teeth.
"uh, nice to meet you all?" Naruto scratched the back of his head as he was introduced to each of those he selected for the exchange program.
"And this my prized student Victor Krum. He is an amazing quidditch player, he is being scouted by professional's and is only in fifth year." Victor turned his head away slightly with a smile. He enjoyed quidditch, it is such a rush of adrenalin that he just feels alive, but lately it has been dull.
Naruto held up his hand to shake and his smile lifted a little more. "Nice to meet you Vicktor, perhaps we can play a game of quidditch together this year, I might be able to get you onto my team since I'm the captain of the slytherin quidditch team." Shaking his hand Victor gave a smile, maybe he might find some excitement this year. Smiling, he shook Naruto's hand.
"When did he become captain?" Draco mumbled clearly remembering Marcus Flint showing the badge off.
"Oi Naruto, did you just claim your the captain? The last time I checked I was given the captain's badge by Snape himself." Marcus Flint strode up with half of the slytherin quidditch team.
"Professor." Naruto corrected.
"Uh?"
"It's professor Snape. Besides, how can professor Snape hand you the badge when I already have it?" Naruto held up the green and silver captains badge.
"But you were there when he handed it to me." Marcus argued trying to retrieve his badge
"Well I guess you can be captain." he was interrupted by the owner of the shop.
"Ah my lord," Naruto's eyes twitched. "I have your order of a dozen straight off the line Nimbus 2001 and new equipment for your quidditch team. Also a few of the broom companies would be honored if you could try out some of their other brooms." He was a super fan of quidditch, hence the store. He showed him two new brooms, one was black and had green lighting called the thunderbolt, and the other was also black and had red clouds all over it called the red dawn, the man who suggested the name was said to put veela to shame.
"Why thank you very much." he told the man taking the two brooms, handing the thunderbolt to Draco secretly, making the boy grin widely, and hand Ginny his firebolt making her squeal. "But I was only going to get these for the team to celebrate me receiving the captain's badge, I wanted us to all match in our uniforms, guess I should cancel the order, oh maybe the gryffindor quidditch team can use some new equipment?" He tilted his head as if in thought. Every one's eyes widened and the twins had large matching grins.
Marcus knew he was making a power play, it was in any slytherin to take any advantage they could get. Not only that, but as a Uzumaki he is nearly untouchable. With a defeated sigh he handed the captains badge to him, at least he gets a new broom out of this. "Congratulations Naruto on making captain." he forced a grin showing his rotted teeth.
Igor grinned as he watched Victor easily being accepted by Uzumaki, this would raise the chances for his students being chosen. "Um headmaster Karkaroff?"
"Please lord Uzumaki call me Igor."
"Then call me Naruto, I was wondering if you would also be joining the class?" Igor's eyes widened.
"I vasn't told I could, I am guardian of most students attending and be traveling to your home vith everyone."
"It doesn't mean you still can't attend classes, in fact I highly recommend it as it will really help you understand my people and our culture, besides the ladies in Konoha really like strong men." Karkaroff had a small blush and promised to sign up.
"He seems really nice." Victor spoke up next to him as they watched them leave with their supplies. Igor was about to say something, but was interrupted by a tap on the shoulder. Turning he saw the owner holding out a bill.
"Naruto Uzumaki." A stern womens voice spoke up behind the group. Turning they saw a beautiful woman, with long curly black hair, red lips and crimson eyes. She stared at Naruto with narrow eyes and hand s on her hips.
"Kurenai-sensei!" Hinata geeted joyfully, running up and hugging the women. It was then she saw two more people with her. "Kiba-kun, Shino-kun!" She greeted her teammates and even picked up Akamaru and let him lick her a little.
After greeting the student again she turned back around. "I heard that Asuma was given the rest of the year off since his team was selected to attend Hogwarts. I understand switching Hinata with Ino, but then I stand waiting for her only to find out she was assigned to Kakashi!" she continued to scream at him about how unfair it was. She handed him a scroll, " I spoke with Hokage-sama and he agreed that since Hinata is already there, then her teammates might as well join her. I will be given the rest of the year off."
"Ok" Naruto's voice was cheerful.
"Is that all you have to say?" Now Kurenai seemed a little worried. "You're not going to argue?"
"No your right when the plans were made the council should've thought about you, but I bet they just want to please their little pet teme, because his team only has two genin and in order to receive a C-rank mission they need a team of three plus Kakashi." Naruto had learned that Kurenai could be persuaded, if you had a logical argument. "By the way I was sent these two tickets to a hot spring from Shizuka-chan."
"Naru-kun I thought you kicked that sluts ass off." Hinata wined and hung off his arm. Everyone's jaw dropped at Hinata's reaction to that name.
"Well she also sent a ring with some kind of seal on it, but it didn't look like something that I would wear, so I sent it back saying thanks anyway." Everyone just had a sweatdrop as Hinata growled at that, no doubt those seals were made to ensnare him to her.
Kurenai Just chuckled, but accepted the tickets. Once she disappeared into thin air Naruto didn't move for a minute, before a large grin spread on his face. "Pay up dog breath, told you I'd get you in!" Naruto did a victory dance as Kiba grumbled about dating Senseis.
"I don't know how this would work, only six young shinobi would be sent, if my count is right there are seven of you." Lucius said, frowning, he didn't mind adding more.
"Yeah Naruto you idiot." Kiba laughed only to get a smack in the back of his head courtesy of Hinata.
"Well Mr. Malfoy, when the counsel decided to send their shinobi, they intended to include me as one of those shinobi in the program. By doing so they are denying me my heritage. With Kiba Inuzuka and Shino Alburane now her with the Hokage's signature, I am excluded from the program, but because the magical world is part of my heritage I can continue my schooling. If they got away with this, they may be able to prevent me from coming next year." the adults were horrified by that notion.
"You know you're going to be punished, right?" Sai spoke to Naruto.
"Surely they wouldn't do that to you Naruto?" Arthur asked.
"Ninety percent of Konoha despises Naruto-kun. They would do any." Just then a roof tile slammed into Sai at high speed killing his ink clone.
Both Hermione and Percy walked up to the crime scene. After Tonks slowed down her heart beat she spoke, "should report loose tiles, might need to reapply the reinforcement charms." she wrote down in her cute little pink notebook.
"Doesn't explain the speed of which it fell." Percy said confused, they weren't under anything and the nearest rooftop was far enough away that a falling tile wouldn't hit them.
Once Sai rejoined them much to most of their chagrin, they made their way to their final stop. Entering the bookstore, it was crowded and there seemed to be a book signing and pictures being taken. Both Naruto and Harry shrunk towards the back of the group. It looked like the author of their DADA books was doing a book signing.
"Mr. Lockheart I." The reporter was interrupted by said man turning to her and gave her his famous smile that got him the best smile in the wizarding world for five years in a row. It made her blush and even made her panties wet.
"Why yes lovely lady what was the question?" Her mind went blank for a moment as he spoke to her.
"Uh…. um what ar… are your thoughts of the reappearance of possibly the last of the Uzumaki family?" Gilderoy Lockheart blinked. He was expecting her to ask him about his hair care products or how he can smile so beautifully, most of all there was no mention of his new book, Magical Me.
"As you probably already know, I used to date a girl at Hogwarts, I think she was, yes I remember now, Kushina Uzumaki, unfortunately I had to leave her because my greater calling had come, to defeat all the evil in the world." there were a few gasps as everyone had started to write.
Harry looked over to Naruto who lost his smile and had his hair covering his eyes. "Harry?" Naruto asked softly for him to hear.
"Yes Naruto."
"Will you help me with something?"
"What do I have to do?"
"Just go with it, giggle." Naruto just dragged him around the crowd and approached the man up front.
"Hello!" a cheerful child's voice spoke from Lockheart's left. Looking over he saw a child with spiky blond hair, blue eyes and three whiskers on each cheek. The other boy standing next to him was black hair, green eyes and then he spotted the lighting scare on his forehead.
"Merlin it's Harry Potter, you must be the young Uzumaki." quickly bring them both in for a photo shop he beamed. "Smile boys this is a great honor and may never come again. Ladies and gentlemen, when Mr. Potter and Mr. Uzumaki came in to pick up their reading material, they didn't know they'd be walking away with the full set free and signed by me, Gilderoy Lockheart." as the masses ate his words up, Harry glanced at Naruto on what to do now.
"Thank you very much mister, but we can't accept this. It wouldn't be fair to our friends." Naruto waved to the others in the back. They all wore confused looks, with the exception of the ninja. Harry just nodded repeating his words, Naruto wasn't very forthcoming with his plan, but he did say just go with it.
"No worries boys, just follow the manager into the back."
Once they were escorted into the backroom the owner spoke. "Ok boys go ahead and write the names of your friends, Mr. Lockheart shall take care of the bill for you and your friends." She left after that and Naruto let out a giggle.
Harry hriendsad just finished writing down Ron and Hermione's names when he looked up and blinked. There were four different Naruto's writing. "Ummm, Naruto?" All their heads snapped up towards him.
"Yeah Harry?" Naruto continued writing down names, it looked like he had four lists going.
"Why are you writing all those names down, there can't be that many people in our group?"
"They said to write the name of your friends. I have made friends with many many people, you should write down as many gryffindors as you can remember." Naruto went back to his lists and continued hadding names. Harry peeked over his shoulder to see if he could recognize anyone, he had practically written down most of the student body and more were being added. He couldn't help the laugh that bubbled out and he got to work writing down all the gryffindor names that he could remember.
As they came out front they spotted Sai standing next to Lockheart smiling towards Naruto. He had a sick feeling as Sai raised his voice to Naruto. "You know Naruto-kun, if he dated your mother, could it be possible he is your father? Giggle." Naruto stood frozen as if petrified, eyes shocked and his mouth opened slightly in horror. For the first time Harry saw something appear in Sai's eye, satisfaction?" Sai stepped to the side avoiding the part of the ceiling that came crashing down. Smiling even bigger, the floor behneith Sai gave way and it looked as if he was yanked down into the hole, a spurt of ink shooting out indicated that it was an ink clone.
The room gasped as the owner ran up, not again, I needed to refresh the reinforcement wards. When Sai appeared next to Draco people sighed in relief. "It could be, I mean that beautiful smile must come from me!" Gilderoy grabbed Naruto and started blabbering on. "Now I know there are many more books for me to sign, but as I have just discovered my possible long lost son." at the word son, Sai who was standing next to the twins suddenly exploded into a shower of ink.
"Brother dearest?"
"Yes, dearest brother?"
"What happened?"
"I do not know? Sai what happened?" This was directed towards the boy who suddenly appeared on his left.
"Ninja."
Slap
Lockheart had dragged Naruto out the door still in his petrified state, leaving the others to try and catch up. Unfortunately they lost sight of them and would meet Naruto at the Aspen inn. The adults first took the children to the ice cream parlor before making their way into the inn. When they entered, the Weasley's, Harry and shinobi were astonished by the posh decorations, carvings even the chairs and tables were works of art.
As they walked up to the dest the concierge looked up, spotting them and giving a tight lip smile. "Welcome back lord Malfoy. I see you have had another fantastic time in Diagon Alley today." Lucies smiled at being addressed properly.
"I believe accommodations were already made for us?" he spoke in his aristocratic tone, it never failed to get people to listen to him.
Looking down at his books the man beamed back up with sparkling eyes. "Yes you are in Lord Uzumaki's entourage staying in the penthouse on the top floor. It has the best view of Diagon Alley."
"Penthouse?" Lucius asked, he had never heard about a penthouse in the Aspen inn. If he knew they had one, he would have bought it.
"Why yes, we had just remodeled the place last year with the penthouse being the crown jewels." the man seemed to gush over the fact as well. "If you would just follow the bellhop he shall escort you to the oent house, Micheal!" The man roared and Micheal Fudge came running up.
Tonks let out a laugh, "oi fudge what happened?"
"Shut up Nymphadora." Micheal smeared. He was being punished by assisting the Aspen inn with its remodeling and sentenced to help serve as a bellhop until the day lord Uzumaki returns to Hogwarts. He had somehow offended lord Uzumaki, but the thing was, he had never met the kid.
"It's Tonks." She growled at him.
"Whatever." He led them up to the penthouse.
When the doors opened to the penthouse, the kids ran off to explore what was available and the adults walked in seeing the view of the Alley. Lucius was taken by the details and the amount of effort that they must put into this. This was definitely made to impress an Uzumaki. "You know Molly, I remember when the Aspen first opened."
"Oh didn't it open when Kushina attended Hogwarts?" The two women soon got lost in old memories of their time in Hogwarts.
Soon another knock on the door and everyone was curious who it would be. As the door opened they all gasped. There stood Naruto, still in his petrified state and completely covered in blood. At first they thought that something bad had happened and he was hurt. That wasn't the case as he walked towards the bathroom, he placed a kunai in Sai's chest as he passed, destroying the clone and making everyone jump at the action. As Sai rejoined them something clicked in Percy's mind. "Was Naruto trying to kill you this entire time Sai? If so he's not a very good friend, on that note you have been extremely rude to everyone here including Naruto. You keep saying you two are friends, yet he keeps trying to kill you and you seem to try to ruin his reputation and insult him every chance you get." Percy continued his rant.
For the first time today Sai blinked up at him. " I was created just for Naruto-kun. If Naruto-kun wanted to kill me, he could. Besides, we were playing a game to pass the time while shopping. It is a very popular game back in Konoha, in fact children, teens, adults and even shinobi still play it to pass the time between missions and school. I am surprised that Naruto-kun had not introduced you to the game last year, it is one of his favorites. Perhaps when we have free time at Hogwarts we can play together." Everyone looked up and around while Sai tilted his head in confusion. This was the first time he spoke more than a sentence before something tried to kill him. Nothing? "It seems Naruto-kun no longer wants to play." Sai pouted, but it didn't convince them for one second.
"What's the name of the game?" Ron asked excitedly, he always loved playing games whether it's wizard's chest or his favorite, quidditch.
"Ninja."
Slap
"Come on what's the game called?"
"Ninja."
Slap
"Find, keep it to yourself, git."
"Ninja."
Slap
"Troublesome, the name of the game is called ninja, it is a game that helps train children all the while entertaining. Honestly I'm not that into it, I prefer Shogi or just napping." Shikamaru explained getting annoyed by all the noise.
"So there are ninja who play ninja?" The twins were holding in their laughter.
"By the way, beaver-chan, if you're going to take th class and tranel to Konoha, you're going to have to work on that problem. Ninja." Hermione consciously held her hand back from reaching towards her forehead.
"My name is Hermione, use it." she narrowed her eyes at Sai not liking him at all.
"Alright kids." Molly spoke as the adults came into the living room. "Since this is such a big group we decided to go ahead and order in." She called up food as Naruto soon joined the others. She insisted that the Malfoys and Weasleys would split the cost and left to go get their orders.
"So whiskers, what happened that you ended up coming back here covered in blood? Did you really just kill someone?" Tonks asked, when he showed up covered in blood, everyone nearly had a heart attack. She was more worried about what Moody would do to her if she failed to keep Naruto alive.
Naruto turned away as he blushed, this confused them, all except Sai and Hinata. "Sorry." he said in a cute tone as he held up a severed head. Everyone jumped back screaming, Tonks though was shocked.
"Naruto do you know who that is?!"
"No but he tried to bite me in the neck." more gasps.
"Na… Naruto that is.. Is Fenrir Greyback, the most wanted werewolf in the magical world. No one could track him or corner him to catch him. How did you manage that, there's a huge reward for him, we're talking thousands of gallons." Tonks was getting excited, if a kid like Naruto was able to do something this amazing, she could just imagine what an aurora like her might be capable of if she could get in.
At the mention of werewolves Draco let out a girlish squeak and jumped behind Pansy. "Ummm, I actually don't remember killing him at any time, I didn't even know I had his head until I checked my pouch." Naruto answered scratching at the back of his head while still wearing a blush. He sealed it away for the bounty later as the group started to get settled down.
After they ate the adults left to their rooms for bed as the kids took over the living room for one giant sleeping space. As they were setting their sleeping places, Pansy rushed next to Naruto as Tonks took the other side. She went to smirk at Hinata only to turn back to face Naruto and come face to face with the youngest member of the Weasley family. "What are you doing in whisker's spot?" She narrowed her eyes at the younger girl.
"Umm… Na.. Naruto asked me to, back at the burrow he said it helps him sleep and doesn't get as many nightmares.
"My my, it looks like you've been replaced as his body pillow Stalker-chan." Hinata jabbed him hard, he ended up on the floor unable to move. She closed off his chakra and his ability to move for the moment, it would wear off, but until then, he was stuck.
"Naruto-kun is secretly a snuggler." Sai spoke as he got into his spot across from Naruto.
"Whiskers can I sleep with you?" Pansy asked.
"Sure, tomorrow nights fine if that's ok with you?" She nodded vigorously
"Looks like you have competition, Stalker-chan."
Gentle Fist, Sai's ink clone exploded, everyone just ignored it as he walked out of the shadows.
"Whiskers~, why didn't you tell me? What about last year, who did you sleep with then?" Pansy whined.
Naruto pointed towards Daphne, " I asked her once, I thought she would pass it on to you and you weren't comfortable with sleeping with me?"
"Daphne, why didn't you tell me, when did he even ask you?!" she was screaming at the blond across from her, who for some reason continued to stare at Sai.
"He asked me that night Blaze and Theo tied me up and gagged me and then proceeded to stuff me into one of whisker's chests. When he pulled me out that is when he asked." with her say in the matter done she turned back to stare at Sai.
Sai was confused by the girl's attitude towards him. He may be socially awkward, but Naruto-kun gave him some books to help. He had a feeling he didn't know in his stomach, he'll have to be wary of her until he could figure out her motives, perhapes Naruto-kun would help.
It was a beautiful evening as Gilderoy Lockheart was writing to the last of his fans, he was sitting in the back of the book store, he had a deal for room and board for having his book signing here. He always found a way of avoiding spending his money if he didn't have to. He heard a knock on the door and got up to answer. "Ah, ms. Blottes what can I do for you?" He asked giving her one of his charming smiles.
She smiled back, but handed him a receipt for Uzumaki's little group, glancing, expecting nothing much, only to widen his eyes significantly, when she disappeared he groaned. "Ho… how am I supposed to pay this off? I'm broke, I owe a lot of money, there's no way my books sales would cover this." Another knock at the door, groaning he got up to answer it again. "Was there anything else you needed ms, headmaster Dumbedore?"
"Ah Gilderoy, how are you this fine evening?" He asked, smiling his grandfather smile, his twinke showing in his eye.
"I'm doing good, headmaster, just coming up with my next great adventure! Might I ask what I could help you with, since you did come all this way."
Chuckling the old headmaster spoke, "as you are aware of the exchange program, I seem to be in need of another professor, and with your….. Vast experience, it would be an honor if you could fill in the spot, what do you say?"
This chapter is DONE. Now OMAKE TIME!
Omake father son bonding… part 1
Lockheart had dragged Naruto to a dingy little bar hidden deep in knockturn alley. He sat there drinking a pint of ale and was retelling some of his traveling adventures. Naruto sat there with a full glass of juice that Gilderoy had ordered him. He was still petrified and had the look of horror on his face. "And so I waved my wand and cured his babbling curse."
"Well well well, looky here boys Gilderoy Lockheart has graced us with his pristine presence." a gruff voice spoke up behind his chair. Turning Gilderoy turned pale at the sight of ruff and dirty looking men you didn't look like they took a bath for months. The leader was a tall imposing man with a more wild look than the others. As Gilderoy looked up, he realized just who was surrounding them, Naruto was still in his state of shock and horror. Fenrir Greyback leader of the werewolves packs in Britain and one of the most wanted criminals in the wizarding world.
Getting out of his chair Gilderoy decided to play his trump card. Gesturing to the young man sitting with him, "this here is young Uzumaki of the great Uzumaki family, are you really going to attack your sovereign ruler? I think not, ahha!" He whipped out his wand only for Greyback to snatch it out of his hand and tossed it out the window, Lockheart left Naruto as he ran off chasing his wand.
With Lockheart out the way, Greyback and three of his pack mates surrounded Naruto smiling. "So you're the Uzumaki everyones been talking about?" Naruto didn't give an answer, he just sat there petrified. Chuckling he continued. "You know, it is much more fun being a werewolf than a wizard, you're not as tied down by laws and soon the wizarding world will be under werewolf control." Fenrir placed his hands on Naruto's shoulders. "So what do you say, one little bite and you'd be welcomed into my pack." Neither of his comrades had seen what happened. One moment their leader was dipping his head to bite the young Uzumaki, the next it looked like he leaned too far forward and his head rolled off his body and landed on the table in front of Naruto. The two last wolves jumped back and ran out.
A moment later Gilderoy came back in with his wand swishing back and forth, only to find Naruto was the only one in the room. He was covered in blood and the head of Fenrir Geyback sat on the table in front of the young man. "It seems I was able to get a spell off before he could snatch my wand away, ahha." He laughed and took Naruto to his inn and left before anything else happened.
Omake- The Golden Witches
Tsunade and Minerva sat in the Leaky Cauldron, in one of the booths while Tsunade was drinking some magical sake and Minerva soon switched from tea to fire whiskey. It was like old times when they would sneak around Hogwarts drinking gambaling and gossiping about certain people. "So then you guys just decided to agree to the contract? You do know you could've had it annulled." Surprisingly even when slightly tipsy Minerva could still keep her sentences together.
"We both were attracted to the other, it just became official I guess. I just want something for myself for once." Minerva nodded, she knew Tsunade always had an attraction to Jiraiya, even when she was with Dan. And when she spent time with Jiraiya, she knew he felt the same, she already knew he would so no when she asked to marry him, he would follow Tsunade anywhere. She was his princess and he was her shining knight. She was happy for the two of them, even though it did hurt to lose Jiraiya.
Their conversation was interrupted as a figure covered in birds slid into the booth, she held her own bottle and glass smiling at Tsunade. "It is so good to see you again Tsunade, you should really visit more, oh how I missed you." The woman said rapidly, she poured herself a glass of her preferred drink and gulped it down in one shot. She then spotted Minerva across the table. "Oh Minerva, you're here? I'm still surprised you've still haven't been banned from Hogwarts for your sexual deviance, just like that perverted little cockroach Jiraiya. Did you finally break down and sleep with Dumbledore, a great wizard like him would never fall for sexual advances." The woman took another gulp, since that incident in the store with lord Uzumaki, she didn't feel like being polite today.
"No, I am a respectable staff member and deputy headmistress of Hogwarts and I will not have you question my professional doctrine. On that note you cocktease, I know for a fact you always wanted a turn with Jiraiya, you were just too prudish to let it go and why bring him up anyways?"
"He appeared at madam Malkins."
Then it clicked, "Augustus Longbottom? Did Naruto play a prank on you? I'm sorry if he did." She was one of three girls she had interacted the most with during her time at Hogwarts.
Minnie held in her snort as she tried to take a sip. "No, and speaking of young Uzumaki." She took another gulp and started to explain the confrontation. Minerva gasped as Tsunade simply took a sip of imported sake.
"He was such a sweetheart at school, I would never imagine he would do something like this."
Tsunade gulped the rest of her cup before speaking. "How is he doing in school Minnie? Is he staying on top of his studies, has he made any friends?" Minerva smiled as Tsunade questioned her on Naruto's academic studies. She always enjoyed this part of her job, when she could secretly brag about her secret favorite students, she wasn't like her old potions master Slughorn who openly showed favoritism.
Omake- Silent boy
She didn't know where she was, did she fall into the seward? No, the last thing she remembered was in her bed sleeping. Looking around she saw glowing pips, moldy walls and she was ankle deep in water, eww. With no other choice she picked a random direction and started walking, hopefully someone would notice her absence and come rescue her, but she wasn't going to wait around, she was already scared as it was, but she sucked in her breath and channeled her mothers strength and moved. As she was walking, she noticed the air and even the water getting warmer, soon she started to sweat.
She came to a chamber and she fell back at the sight. The water was on fire surrounding someone in the middle, but what made her heart stop and made her start shaking uncontrollably was the giant crimson nine tailed beast that looked like a fox, it was roaring in pain and raged and seemed to be attempting to kill the figure, but some invisible force was holding it back.
She wanted to scream and run, but when she got a closer look at the figure, she saw it was a young blond boy. Something in her must have snapped because the next thing she knew, she was rushing forward to help the boy. Thanks to her inherited genes from her grandmother, fire never really burns her, it could get uncomfortably hot, but it still wouldn't burn her. She was able to drag the boy away and he seemed to get what she wanted him to do, next thing she knew he had picked her up like a princess and started to run. She was astonished by the speed he was running, it also looked like she didn't weigh him down at all.
When they left the chamber something must have snapped, because when she looked over his shoulder she spotted the beast break free of whatever was holding back and was giving chase. She screamed or rather tried to, no sound came from her mouth, she instantly closed her eyes and hugged the boy tighter as he ran, hoping, wishing that they were somewhere safe and warm, where nothing bad could happen to them.
She saw a small opened door appear far down the hall shining light. The boy must have seen it as well, because he started picking up speed. The beast behind them was still giving chase and she didn't know if they would make it, the beast was closing fast. Just as the beast went to swipe his claws at them, they boy jumped through the door, it was too small for the beast to get through and it roared in frustration. Giving a sigh in relief the girl got up to look at their surroundings and gasped. It was beautiful, there were brilliant green fields of grass, the sky was the most beautiful blue she had ever seen and clouds that looked fluffy and white. She saw a tree in the distance and smiled at the beauty of it all. As she turned to face the boy, her cheeks grew red. He was cute with spiky blond hair, eyes that matched the sky, his most noticeable feature were the three whisker marks on his cheeks. Without thinking she reached out to stroke those whiskers. She smiled widely and gave a silent giggle since she still couldn't make a sound as she heard a purr coming from him, he leaned into her touch as she led him under the beautiful tree.
Omake {Parseltongue}
Tom Riddle was peeking around the corner watching Tsunade, she was beautiful, smart, and best of all pureblood or at least she had enough Uzumaki blood to wield both magic and another power that shinobi wield in the elemental countries. She was standing next to that exinibishinest Minerva Macgoanagall. The girl looked to have no shame and even the white haired stupid looking boy standing next to Tsunade while not hiding the fact he was oogling the girls bobies and those passing by. The school nurse blushed as she passed Jiraiya and Tom shook his head in disgust.
"You could hardly believe them shinobi with how loud they are." A creepy voice spoke up behind him. Startled, Tom spun with his wand coming up to the ready. His opponent was much faster and stronger, before he knew it his wand was in the hands of a pale skin boy, with long straight black eyes, yellow slitted eyes almost like a snake. He had small purple eyeliner around his eyes and as he spoke, it came out hissing. {wouldn't you agree?}
He spoke Parseltongue! Tom thought that almost impossible except for himself. "Kukukuku Let's talk and get to know each other better, I might even be able to help you with your little problem. By the way, the names Orochimaru." The boy now named Orochimaru placed an arm around Tom's shoulder and guided him away ginning.
kukuku
Omake- ?
Tap, tap, tap, "Hello? Hey wake up, who are you?" Who was that voice? He doesn't remember anything until now. He knew his name, but who named him? Opening his eyes for the first time he could remember, the world looked blurry. He noticed first thing first that he was in some kind of tank of liquid, next was the world outside the tank, there seemed to be a lot of machines covered in dust, which means whoever put him here had not visited in quite some time.
"Heyyyy, down here!" he was on some kind of raised platform so he had to look down at the source of the voice. There, through the glass was a boy who he did not know, though he doesn't know many things, so that didn't mean much. "You want to play?" the boy asked, he smiled up at him, even if he didn't understand why he would smile when his eyes clearly said he was in a lot of pain. Glancing at the boy's bright blond hair, the brightest blue eyes he had ever seen, though it was filled with pain. He saw three whisker markers on each cheek, it somehow suited his smile. He didn't know what it was about this boy, but he seemed to be attracted to him and decided, he might actually have found something called a friend.