Isiah: What up! Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: What's good!
Isiah: And welcome to Literal Conversations. This idea for a story has made a camo appearance in one of my older fanfics and now I'm finally gonna make it happen.
Tom: If you thought the other fanfics we've done since Avalor's Nightmare Aftermath was funny, wait until you read this one. This one's gonna blow your minds.
Isiah: And with that being said, let's shut up and get into today's story.
Literal Conversations
In the wonderful palace of Avalor, General Gabe Nunez and Royal Wizard Mateo de Alva were in the royal living room sitting on a couch.
"Hey, if you don't mind me asking," Gabe spoke up with something on his mind. "When was the last time you've been with a girl? I never recalled you having a date or anything like that."
Mateo let out a chuckle as he spoke. "Man, don't worry about me. I got hoes," he said holding a water hose. Gabe looked at this and nodded in agreement.
Torn Apart
Princesses Elena and Isabel Castillo Flores were sitting in Elena's bedroom bored out of their minds. Isabel eventually had something on her mind and spoke on it.
"So how do you feel about Ricardo's Burger Fiesta going out of business," she asked.
Elena let out a sigh as she spoke. "No more Triple Burgers? I'll admit, I'm very torn," she said taking a piece of paper and tearing it apart. "I'm very torn about that."
See What I'm Saying?
Naomi Turner and Chancellor Esteban were in the Grand Council Courtroom having a conversation.
"Check this out," Naomi said revealing a brand new flat screen TV. "I bought the new Jester Flat Screen Classic TV!"
"Ms. Turner, you should really consider saving more money," Esteban said as Naomi saw what he said on a mini chalkboard.
"Yeah, I see exactly what you're saying," Naomi said.
Acting Different
Elena and her older cousin Esteban were in the living room sitting on the couch. Elena looked at Esteban with something on her mind and spoke on it.
"Hey, primo, I don't know what's been happening with you the last few days, but you haven't been acting like yourself lately," she said looking back one time and turning back to see none other than Victor Delgado sitting next to her.
"You're right, Princess. I haven't been acting like myself lately," he said as Elena felt awkward about thinking that she was talking to her older cousin. She slightly moved away from him awkwardly.
Why You Always Tripping
Francisco and his wife Luisa Flores were in the kitchen having a conversation.
"Francisco, dear. Did you get the flour batter like I asked you to," Luisa asked.
"What flour batter," Francisco asked.
"I asked you to get the flour batter from the supermarket," Luisa said setting down her mixing spoon.
"Uh, no, you said nothing about getting flour batter," Francisco said.
Luisa sighed and said, "Sometimes I ask myself why do you always trip." She then looked down to see her husband on the ground on his stomach. "That's because the kitchen floor is always wet," he said making his wife look at him in satisfaction.
Pay Attention to Me
Mateo was sitting in the royal living room staring at a picture frame when Carla Delgado walked up to him with something on her mind.
"So what'd you think of that new Space Jam movie," she asked only to be ignored by Mateo. She waited a few seconds before slightly elbowing his arm finally getting his attention.
"Sorry, you were talking," Mateo asked.
"Yes. You never pay attention to me," Carla said folding her arms and pouting at him. Mateo felt bad for ignoring her and said, "You're right, I'm sorry." He then took out a stack of cash and asked, "How much was it again?"
I Cannot Stand You
Isiah: This conversation takes place during the events of the episode Sister of Invention.
Elena and Isabel were in the Grand Council Courtroom having a heated conversation.
"Listen, Isa, I'm glad you wanna help us with the Delgados, but you're just too young for this kind of action," Elena said.
"I don't care, I have the intelligence to help beat Ash and Carla," Isabel said. "Please let me help."
"For the last time Isa, no," Elena said sternly.
Isabel let out an annoyed sigh and said, "You know, sometimes, I can't stand you!"
Elena folded her arms and said, "Then just grab a seat." Isabel got on top of the courtroom table and sat on it saying, "Already did."
Elena looked at her younger sister and just scratched her head.
Get Outta the Hood
Esteban and Victor were in the royal dining room having lunch when the former Chancellor had something on his mind and decided to speak on it.
"Y'know, I've been thinking about this for a while. The area you live in is not safe. You gotta get outta the hood," he said noticing Victor wearing his malvago hoodie.
Victor nodded in agreement as he stood up and removed his malvago hoodie saying, "You're absolutely right. Fuck the hood." He then threw the hoodie on the ground and continued saying, "I'm still gonna rock the classic malvago robes though."
That's a Kick
Victor and Carla Delgado were in the front of the palace enjoying themselves.
"So how are your karate classes coming along, Carla," Victor asked.
"They're coming along great, Papa! You gotta check out my kicks," Carla said excitedly as she took out two pairs of Kicks shoes. Victor looked at this and smiled as he and his daughter shared a hug.
Stop Playing with Me
Naomi and Gabe were in the Grand Council Courtroom having a conversation.
"So, just that I won't forget, when's your birthday again," Gabe asked.
"December 38th," Naomi said.
"What the hell? Quit playing," Gabe sternly said as he was watching Naomi play Avalor Xtreme Racer. She looked at him and said, "Oh, sorry. I was almost at the end though. Okay." She then turned off her console and set it to the side.
Pot for Sale
Luisa and Esteban were in the royal garden watering the plants.
"Y'know Esteban, this reminds me. I'm very disappointed in you," Luisa said. "You really need to stop selling pot to the citizens."
Esteban had a plant pot in his hand and said, "You're absolutely right, abuela. I'm gonna stop selling them pot. But I'm not gonna stop selling them crack." He then dropped the pot on the ground and it cracked into pieces making Luisa shake her head in even more disappointment.
I'm all Alone
Mateo was working on a magical potion and Elena was watching him.
"Hey, isn't that the same magic potion you've been working on for like the past week," Elena asked.
Mateo let out a frustrating sigh and said, "Elena, just leave me alone, will ya." As he went back to his potion, Elena took out her Scepter of Light and made herself disappear. Mateo then looked up to see he was all by himself and called out for Elena only to not get a response.
Isiah/Tom: Damn!
Tom: Welp, it's offical. My mind is blown.
Isiah: Oh, yeah, mine too. Mine too.
Tom: I think I need to go lay down so I can get all this mind screwy outta my head.
Isiah: Let's get this outro out the way before you do that. Everyone, we hope you've enjoyed this story. I might do a sequel to this soon, I don't know yet. If you haven't seen our new and continued story Gabe Knows Best, go check that out, it's getting really juicy and steaming.
Tom: And with that being said, don't forget to leave a nice review. No hateful or rude comments please. As always, we love you guys. Thanks for supporting us everyday. We'll see y'all later. Holla at your boys! Yeah!
Isiah: As always, until the next story.