I Own Nothing That Ain't Mine. I am a bored housewife as much as I wish I was rich I am not.

We had been out at sea for about a week when it happened. The clouds turned black in seconds and the crews of the Dauntless and The Babylon as well as our own simply cried out in fear and began stowing sails as fast as they could. I went to the captain and inquired as to what this was and what everyone was so afraid of. "It is a storm that makes water cyclones we will have to weigh anchor and hope the ships survive I suggest you call the dragons to find a nearby Island to hold down at."
I called out the order to the dragons to form a huddle on a nearby island and to keep themselves grounded until the storm passed. I told them to come to us after the storm was clear and then drew my staff and cried "Clypeus ab tempestate movebit nos ad salutem Tria Maximus" Immediately three large golden shields formed around the ships and I called for us to sail on at full sail as the shields would keep us safe and the dragons were huddled on a nearby island they would join us once the storm passed. I chanced a look at my husband and saw he was afraid. I quickly walked over to him and stroked his hand and told him to take Maya, Nadia,
and Wilhelm and put them in the trunk with the war wards on as we could summon it from anywhere even if the boat sank no water could ever get inside it. He hurried to do as I asked and even took it a step further with a quick "Collorptus" to the top of the trunk once the kids were inside. "What now love these storms with water cyclones sound like a fucking hurricane and we are about to sail through it with just a golden shield."
"Love that shield is a wix shield designed to take on class 5 hurricanes we will be fine but if you are that concerned cast a quick ventus and put more air into the sails so we get out of it faster."
He simply nodded with a grim set face and of course took my instructions way too far he cast a sonorous on himself and called out "All hands below deck the shields will keep us from getting torn to pieces but it wont stop the wind tearing you off the boat." After a mad scramble of all three boats crews running below deck after putting us to full sail he cried out something that I didn't even know existed. "FaendAura" With a quickness I cast the most powerful sticking charm I have ever cast in my life onto my feet after planting them safely without locking my knees. I then cast three quick impenetrable charms onto the sails as well as every strengthening charm I could think of hoping it would be enough and we wouldn't have to stop for a week to repair the fucking sails properly as it really was better done the mundane way. I cast a few more stabilizing and strength charms at everything I could aim at to hopefully minimize what the fuck he just did.
All three ships leapt through the water at horrifically fast speeds. I heard the screams of fear from below and cast balance maintaining charms and isolation spells, the second makes a room unable to be influenced by the weather outside, this was greeted with instant cries of thanks from the crew. As we practically flew along the water all around us the storm raged throwing spout after spout at our shields. In response my husband seemed to pour even more power into his Air fury spell and we started to go so fast that outside the shield began to blur by. We blurred like this for what felt like days but was in reality a matter of hours before we shot out into a blue sky and open waters. My husband ended his spell with great concentration and looked over to see me windswept as fuck but completely unharmed and my feet showing that I seriously overpowered that sticking charm as my shoes seemed to meld with the deck. He smiled in joy and relief casting a quick "Finite Incantatem Maxima" before sweeping me into a hug and kissing me fiercely. I kissed him back just enjoying his lips on mine knowing we both needed the physical reassurance after such a nightmare. He stopped and then looked at me and brushed my hair aside before hitting his knees the magical exhaustion making itself known from casting such a powerful spell for hours. "Nettle" I cried and one of the healing elves we brought appeared before me "Yes missus Sun what do you oh no mister Lightning what has happened to you" "I need a wiggenweld potion, an invigoration draught, a magical core recovery draft, and a pepper-up oh and bring a mild pain relief potion as well" I ordered the elf before she could speak further she popped out and within seconds came back with proper potions. She then spelled the magical core recovery and the wiggenweld potion directly into his stomach. He looked up at my from his position in my lap with a cute confused look on his face. "You used to much magic my love you need to drink the invigoration draught, the pepper-up, and the pain relief potions yet as those are better off drank not spelled into you." I handed him the bottles which he downed with a grimace and the pepper-up making his ears steam.
I helped him to his feat before casting a quick sonorous and calling out "All hands to Stations and take stock of any damages" I left the shields up for a while as the clouds a few miles behind us were still stormy as all fuck. Within a few hours I had the report that we miraculously suffered no major damage and all of it was simple board repairs to a few holes caused by our movement speed. I went around and cast quick reparos at it all and we went back to sailing as soon as we were able to discern our location. It turns out we had gone and sailed from the tip of the western side of old valyria where the storm hit us all the way to a little past Lys a little ways off from the step stones. I called for us to make port at the step stones and make any necessary repairs to the ships and to give the passengers,being the noblemen and women of New Essosi, as well as crew members to be looked at by Nettle to make sure everyone is in full health after such a rough ride. With a quick ventus we made it to the step stones docks and made port within the hour. I called Nettle and had her do a mass scan of everyone and hand out the necessary potions and point me to those that needed spells cast on them. 12 people had broken limbs and we were just lucky nobody died.
I quickly healed everyone and we put up an encampment for the next 3 days to allow people time to heal and recover before making the final weeks journey to King's Landing. I motioned to my husband to come with me and went inside our manor trunk I cast a quick privacy ward inside the entrance and rounded on him. "Twelve broken bones and mass amounts of bruising to our crew that is still being healed by potions because you went overkill on a suggestion."
He at least had the decency to look ashamed and he gave a simple apology. "Next time you wanna travel at the speed of a jetski give a bitch some warning so I can allow us to do so safely. Also if we can come up with some type of rune to keep an adjustable amount of wind in them and make rune version of that shield I cast we could vastly improve our naval capabilities just by being able to fight in a storm of any calibre." He smiled with great enthusiasm clearly this scared the living daylights out of him as while he loves learning runes he's usually not up for trying to help me on super advanced projects that seem to go over his head. "You are also aware that our subjects are out there calling you "Robert Windcaller of Lightningbear house The StormBlessed Emperor of The New Essosi Empire" and they don't even know the story we cooked up to explain our near immortality." "Speaking of when are we gonna tell that half cocked nightmare about having human mothers and dragon fathers and our mothers being chosen by the old gods to birth us." he said with a smug look clearly enjoying his new title.
"At Kings landing when we tell them about how we survived the doom as that is the only thing they would ever believe. We will have to speak about the manor in a trunk but that is simple sorcery and survival I am sure I can twist it into a mighty tale after all everyone seems to agree you are a man of few words and many actions. I as your wife who is very proud am more than happy to speak on all the times you saved us from assured destruction." I said with a smirk.
"You mean all the times you saved us from destruction and I almost caused it? Or the three times I did something awesome and didn't nearly blow us up?"
"Yes my dear as this is a society of men and I may be a sorcerer with some blade skills but to these people my greatest accomplishment would be bearing you a son and two daughters while hopefully giving you even more sons. Speaking of I am gonna sell a few of those potions that would allow for gender selection.
I mean the price is that the woman will need the potion every time to conceive children but she'd have the choice to give male or female birth I even finished the one for twins and triplets."
"Ugh I hate that I have to take credit for your cannons and drainage systems but I will. Also are you sure you want to sell such a thing to these people."
"Yes as I found that Rhaegar is 19 and married and Rhaella has only birthed one other son Viserys and 2 daughters Daenerys and Rhyanna Targaryen. This potion could be what helps her out as we cant go through with our plan with only a singular male heir it would be catastrophic. I cant force our Nadia to do such a thing as marry an unstable wreck of a person. I tailored the potions for the queen to ensure sanity within the heir according to the timeline we still have 5 years until that Baratheon fellow takes over and with what I intend to do that will never happen but we will likely have to stay in Westeros and use apparition to attend to our duties as emperor and empress." "What will our people think?"
"They will likely think that like with the Yi Ti we are simply establishing proper ties. We will say that it is more difficult with how slow westerosi politics move and they will eat it all up especially as with the oaths our subjects have all taken and don't even realize that they repeat daily with that pledge at school they cant even talk to the westerosi about our plans."
"Hmm...Alright love how long will we be in Westeros exploring and gaining allies?"
"I think about 3 years is the max our people would accept and that is only if we tell them that we took up allies within the bannermen of the king in order to have better ties with our newest allies." I spole carefully after much thought.
"Indeed well then I take it that we will be informing the crew then?"
"They were informed before we left love I think you were the only one busy with other things during the announcement of being there for 12 moons we shall simply have life happen and extend that a bit."
From there we went and ate the afternoon meal with our son while the house elves fed Nadia and Maya. It was a simple meal of spiced meat and vegetables with some ale for the adults and fruit juices for the kids. We then went outside to the encampments and checked on the various crewmembers and guardsmen to ensure that everyone was healing accordingly. The next two days were spent in similar fashion us taking meals in the manor trunk and checking on everyone. The third day brought about much packing and stowing the encampment supplies back within the cargo hold. Orders could be heard being called left and right as the dawn broke the sky. Within an hour of the dawn we were packed and back aboard the ship. I asked the captain how long till King's Landing to the response of "never if we cant get more than this slight breeze your grace" I smirked and cast a quick "Ventus Tria" and filled the sails of all three ships. Within no time at all we were past the step stones and making our way to King's Landing our dragons had caught up with us yesterday much to our relief and were resting within a new trunk that me and my husband had made into a preserve after extensively studying how to make the charms and enchantments work. They would come out when we were within a few hours travel of King's Landing after all no need for them to be exhausted upon arrival that wouldn't make a good impression. I also took this time to weave some layers of wards to the trunk. The first one I laid down was a simple stunning charm keyed to stun anyone who was not my husband me or our children who tries to pick it up. The second layer for if somehow one of these brain dead fucks is immune to a stunner would cause pain on the level of multiple stinging charms.
If someone decided to be persistent the third layer activated after ten seconds of not allowed idiot touching it and cause pain on par with a stabbing hex. If you were still dumb enough to hang on the fourth layer would cause pain on par with a very high powered crucio. If you survived that for a full minute of what the ever loving fuck is wrong with you and your masochistic ass the fifth layer would start peeling your skin. If your stupid enough to lose your top layer the 6th layer of wards would start tearing apart your muscles. If you somehow still held on like a dumbfuck even then the 7th layer shot a bolt of lightning to fry your idiotic thieving ass. Oh it took me three hours to ward it while my husband steered the ships with the wind calling spell as we had taken to calling it. I knew the second that mad fuck Aerys learned of the preserve in a box he would want the box sitting in his dragon pit for as long as we were there so this way at least we know he wasn't taking our dragons. I spent another three hours thinking of situations and tweaking the warding a bit to make it to where me and my husband could bring people into the trunk and out of the trunk but our children could not. I also saw that warding was set to really only affect a few people and the quickly powered it to affect several thousand people before needing recast. No need for such newbie mistakes I also set a ward so that way only dragons bonded to my family or ones I key in could enter by simply flying straight through the top. I then proceeded to show the feature to the dragons who were quite happy to have a place to hide if we ever had to sail through such crap ever again. I was quite happy that I won the argument to bring only the dragons and to leave the other myriad of creatures to protect the empire in our absence. Of course we also raised the wards around all of our cities and towns before we left to not allow hostiles or those of ill-intent into our kingdoms after all no need to have our new bannermen and their armies discontent even if the loyalty oath kept them from dissention. These were the noblemen that we knighted from the former slaves and had them lead those former slaves who decided to walk under their banners. These included Bartoc my swornsword who was my second-in-command over the Unsullied his banner was a simple sword cutting a whip in half. Then you had Bortac the leader of the creed who we made a nobleman simply to show our gratitude for his and his men's services they took up the banner of a A circle of swords holding up a dragon shaped crown. The sorcerers of Asshai seemed to have chosen a woman Melisandre as their Magister and then she was ennobled and her men took up the banner of a single flame on a black background. The former spice king now Magister had the armies of Qarth flying the a banner with three ships under a moon. In Braavos the Magister Tycho the former lord of the Iron Bank had both the former guards of said bank the the ranks of the faceless men under his banner of three skulls sitting atop a mound of gold and silver coins. He was chosen as the last decision of the former sea lord before he died was to bend the knee and we didn't want to upset a super financial powerblock in our own nation. I did subject him to an oath to serve his people diligently and fairly on his own life and bound it to the will of magic. The Second Sons swore themselves as protectors of the realm and patrolled our great borders they flew a banner of a shadowed group of men with raised swords on a red background. To join their number was considered a great honor and they were considered the knights of the New Essosi Empire. Keeping all of them happy was very important after all. I had argued for three days with my husband, who wanted to bring a fucking menagerie, about how stupid that was and all we needed was to give a show to impress so we bring all nine of the dragons with us. In the end he didn't want to argue and just gave in so we could make up. He did eventually agree with what I had stated but that was after he gave up arguing. I did however suggest bringing a few eggs of some decent but not super threat magical creatures with us for the royal family and maybe a few nobles. This was met with great discussion about what type of animals to bring. The dragons, gryphons, and griffins were a dead fuck no never fucking happening without a love match with one of our kids. The acromantula was ruled out simply as they were man eaters that would be not needed in this world without desperacy being part of a strategy. We considered a few magical snakes but discarded the idea. Eventually we decided upon an occamy egg that had been notated to have a deformity in that the egg did not register any size changing ability the occamy in this egg would get to the size of a large eagle and stay that way permanently. We then found a miniature dragon egg with a notation that the dragon would only get to the size of a large horse I argued for it to go to Jon Snow and my husband quickly agreed.
We went through and found the section where it turned from eggs to stasis animals with a spell next to each for bonding with it. I quickly found a Sphinx as I knew from reading that they were perfect protectors for young women I would have to cast a charm to make it no bigger than a massive Lion but I hoped it would be accepted. I then carefully selected two black unicorn foals and three normal golden unicorn foals. I kept looking wanting a few more just in case even though I knew I would have all the stasis animals and eggs with me. I just wanted to make sure the people I was positive I would like would get awesome stuff.
I was knocked out of my reminiscing by the Captain saying that we were 5 hours from King's Landing. At this I went to the dragon trunk and called them all to fly above the sea and to escort the ships into the docks. I brought the dragon trunk up to the top deck and quickly cast a ward to make it to where only me and my husband could use magic on the trunk as I hadn't thought of it previously. I set the trunk on the back part of the raised deck which had the ships wheel and captain and plenty of clear space from the masts. I then headed to my chambers within the manor trunk and took my ladies maid Arielle with me to get ready for docking here this afternoon. She readied my bath and poured my various skin oils within the water before adding a basketful of my favorite flower petals for scent. I relaxed in the bath as she cleaned and oiled my hair before drying it carefully with a cloth. I finished my bath and went to sit at my vanity as she dried me off on the walk over. She then helped me put on a traditional Essosi style dress with my right breast beared. The dress itself was purple and blue and looked like lightning ran through it, it was my absolute favorite to wear, and flowed to the ground in swaths of sheer lightweight fabric all charmed to keep the wearer at the perfect temperature no matter what. She helped me into some nice what I jokingly called ballet sandals as the had the leg wrap of a ballet shoe but the foot part of a sandal they were actually quite beautiful and were bedecked with the jewels of a storm; purple diamonds. She then proceeded to put elaborate crown braids into my hip length hair. She put many gold, white, blue, and purple gem hair pins into my hair. In the end I had A thick elaborate crown of braid with several smaller braids going down the length of my back with a thin layer of hair unbound underneath it and the pins had been arranged to look lightning bolts leading to the crown braid which had been bedecked in gold pins and red ribbons to resemble a rising sun. On top of this I settled my crown a delightful twist of gold with purple diamonds and dragonglass. It was plain shaped other than the dragon in flight on the front. The wings of the dragon had purple diamonds for spines and the spine and tail of the dragon were dotted with them as well. Dragon glass made up the skin between the wings and solid gold made up the rest all in all I looked every bit the Meereen Empress but more than just that I looked like a goddess fallen to Planetos according to my ladies maid. With confidence in my step I cast a quick tempus and it showed that I had taken just shy of 4 and a half hours to get ready.
I headed up to my husband who was dressed in what was essentially the male equivalent of my outfit and wearing his crown in the shape of a dragon breathing lightning into the ring around his head. His long lightning colored hair had been put into the braids of a warrior and a leader I looked at his servant and gave the young lass a nod and a smile. As we sailed at a normal pace and had removed the shield the next half hour seemed to pass slowly. I turned to my swornsword Bartoc and asked him about the history of the Unsullied before I freed them and the swore themselves to my cause. "Milady we Unsullied have a long and difficult history. But the basics are that we are taken or given as children and all of us given the cut at a young age as to not develop any connections to anyone other than the master of our whip. Unsullied training begins when the boys are five years old: some are selected to be Unsullied as infants and castrated then, though any slave boy up to the age of five may be later selected to be made into an Unsullied, and then castrated. For over a decade until we are full-grown, we train from dawn to dusk until they have mastered the shortsword, shield, and three lengths of spear, as well as their training to fight together as organized phalanxes. The training regimen is utterly brutal, and because of this, only one out of every four boys survives until the end. That is about the just of it milady."
"That is horrific Bartoc I shall study my elixirs I am sure I saw something that could reverse such a thing in an ancient valyrian text from the great teacher I believe they are now called Maesters that may help those who wish to regain their dignity."
He simply looked at me with overwhelming hope in his eyes. "I cannot make any promises other than that I will try no people of mine should have such a choice made so young also none of the joiners have been put through this I hope."
"We had a long meeting about it and chose to discontinue the practise milady. Our newest pupils are all intact milady." He said his eyes stormy clearly it was quite the discussion.
The conversation was cut short by the call from the crow's nest of "KING'S LANDING SIGHTED" I called out "Prepare for Landing procedures 1/5 hands" A fifth of the crew went about prepping the handholder ramp that we had constructed early on to improve the safety of our ships landing procedures. It was a simple ramp with ropes and boards making up its structure but it had the benefit of balancing and stabilization runes along with strength charms to be able to take full caravans off of a ship if need be with no fuss. Most importantly was the calming rune that allowed animals to be brought on and off the boats safely without any horses or the like freaking the ever loving fuck out. Within minutes of the prep finishing we noticed a crowd with the King and his kingsguard at the forefront coming clear as we came closer and closer to port. The captain called for all hands to prep for landing the handholder ramps were put out from all three ships and a group of 30 Creed and 10 Unsullied formed at the front of The Storm we descended the ramp with my holding our twin daughters and the my son walking to my husbands side all of our children dressed in a simpler version of what we were wearing. We went ashore with our special trunks shrunk in my dress pocket charmed to be invisible except for the dragon trunk which was being floated along by a wandless levitation charm behind us the dragons all flew into a circle at the very smelly flea bottom. They then all flew one by one through the lid of the preserve trunk to the amazement of all watching and the greed in the kings eyes was palpable. I quickly cast a modified bubble head charm to give the crew and our nobles some relief. Our crew and nobles all bowed respectfully but without fealty to King Aerys II to which he simply gave a grimace but accepted none the less. We approached and gave a nod of respect to the King it seemed to rankle him that we considered ourselves above him but in all honesty we were above him, at least the docks of our capitol didn't reek of feces and urine. Our steward came before us and with a quick sonorous from my husband announced " Introducing Emperor Robert the Windcaller of the Valyrian Royal House LightningBear The StormBlessed Emperor of the New Essosi Empire and his Wife Empress Rayna the Enchantress of the Valyrian Royal house Sunbringer and into the Valyrian Royal house LightningBear The Healing Hand Empress of the New Essosi Empire their son Crown Prince Wilhelm LightningBear and their daughters Princesses Nadia and Maya SunBringer of The New Essosi Empire." The whole crowd knelt and the King and his family bowed even if it was obvious he hated it. A wave of my husbands hand and they all rose and we were walking towards the red keep the home of the Iron Throne. I couldn't help but ponder over the state of this broken kingdom. The King himself looked to be a spineless wimpy thing who seriously needed stabbed in the eyes for the way he was looking at me. I thought over the rumors of his madness he had killed one of his own bannermen's sons for "undressing his wife with his eyes" and had used witchfire to commit the deed. That didn't even seem to be the worst of it his greed was so great he allowed his son to run off to Dorne to rule alongside the princess as her husband and probably had forced the young woman in question to marry his son or be burned alive if the rumors were true. I hoped that the young man that had to be Prince Rhaegar with his wife Princess Elia Martell a deeply tanned woman and noted they had no children as of yet nor did they bear wedding rings as all the other couples did. I then remembered the Martells had asked and received a three year courtship period before they had to be wed during which he would live in Dorne. That period should be ending next year maybe they were here to prep for the wedding. I was brought out of my musings as we entered a lavish castle.
The Red keep lived up to its name and it was both lavish and intimidating all in one. The throne room we had just walked into had a throne that looked horrid it was all a conquerors throne and it was made of the melted swords of over 1000 men. At least that is what the slimy bastard they called a king regaled us with the story of his ancestor forging the throne within dragonfire. He said this with a mad glint in his eyes clearly eyeing the trunk the dragons had flown into as if it was the answer to all of his problems. He then took us on a tour from top to bottom finishing with the dragon pits with a clearer madness in his eyes he spoke "Your dragons may stay in here if they wish." He said with false grace and the greed in his eyes was obvious two years of this would be grating but worthwhile.
"No thank you your grace the trunk we have charmed with our own royal dragon magics to be a perfect land for dragons to roam and they truly are better off inside it perhaps you would like a quick tour of the preserve in a box as our men like to call it." I spoke graciously with a little false simpering to stroke his ego "I would be delighted my dear yes indeed." he said with mad glee "Of course I should note that the trunk is made by Valyrian sorcery and protected by it as well anybody trying to enter without me or my husband as an escort will be in a world of pain and then dead within a minute and that is if they are stupid enough to pick it up after they wake up as its first defense knocks you out cold for 5 minutes and alerts the dragons to an intruder." I said all of this with a vicious smile and watched the king pale as he clearly rethought the idea of just stealing the trunk as the dragons would likely eat you if they saw that the intruder alert went off. With that I opened the trunk and led them all down to the bottom of the stairwell that lead into a vast ecosystem of trees and waters with rolling hills wide plains and ancient looking forests. A summer sun burned brightly above and it was hot as the steps entered the slight desert area of the trunk. It was just enough space to let the dragons lay out and absorb the high level heat for this area but still vast to us humans. I quickly pulled out a carpet from under the stairs and unrolled it. I asked everyone to sit cross-legged on the massive carpet before barking the word "Float" to the carpet and in an instant it began to fly. I directed the flying carpet over the vast lands and pointed out the different dragons and landed near Furystorm and patted her snout.
"Stay where you are I am simply saying hello to my baby Fury here she is not friendly to those not in my immediate family."
Once done I flew us back to the entrance and out before placing the trunk in the dragon pits. "Better here if they wish to fly outside the castle walls as they are wont to do." my husband quipped as I put the trunk down. I then pulled my wand and cast a simple temporary intent ward that would last for 12 moons in a circle around the trunk to only allow those without intent to steal through. I saw the king's eyes widen before being filled once more with greed it was horrid.
We were then led to the throne room which now had three small stone chairs next to his throne I narrowed my eyes and whipped my wand out and transformed all three into golden thrones with our banner behind them before any of the guests could arrive and then whipped to the King.
"Next time you wish to do a power play do it on a noble not an Empress my husband is not a man of many words but I more than make up for it and ensure we are not taken advantage of. We are here to begin a partnership of trade potentially more with your kingdom we rule a far larger land than you and we are a family of Valyrian Sorcerers Do not Insult us during this visit if you do not wish to be on the receiving end of your families words King Aerys." I spoke every word with venom at the implied worth of my empire when these shits would still be in debt if we hadn't forgiven their debts in the sake of family.
"Also remember that without my direct interference you would still be 7 million golden dragons worth in debt to the iron bank and 8 million more to the Lannister family. We erased the debt to us which allowed you to pay back them so I would speak carefully So we may end this quarrel you attempt to begin."
He looked pissed at my directness but I stared him down while powering my aura into my eyes making them glow as if a fire from within. "Of course Your Grace my apologies I did not give the order to place any seating for you as of yet and was going to ask if you had brought thrones as I often do when traveling I take a smaller version of the Iron Throne with me. I will find out who would serve you such insult please I was unaware and I would never try to insult those above my station." He quivered out after looking to long at my eyes. I used my mind reading ability and found to my shock he was telling the truth and this was likely the doing of the his hand who clearly disliked foreigner's. We all took our seats and the massive hall filled with nobles and servants filling the tables with a feast and our table was decked lavishly in roasted meats and various exotic fruits. It was all a very extravagant affair and was well appreciated. The whole evening was a pleasant affair and I used my mind reading abilities to learn a few things about the political situation here. First I was surprised to note that out of the King and Queens children the new crown prince, since Rhaegar was to live in Dorne and rule there, Viserys had blonde hair. A quick search of the Queen's mind showed an affair that was never discovered at least not as an affair. Leon Lannister a young knight was the father of Viserys and the king simply thought him to not have the family magic he was demanding her to carry more children and she was currently refusing as her last birth was twins and she wasn't sure she'd survive another. Tywin was already mentally tired of the kings shit and considering a coup and he had ordered the "foreigner fake ass emperor and his bitch" be put in their place and seemed pissed that his idea wasn't followed at all not that he knew it was and I flipped on his precious king god's I couldn't wait to get rid of that prejudiced moron.
Prince Rhaegar genuinely loved Princess Elia and they were here to plan their wedding/his escape from this life here in King's Landing. Varys worshipped the Valyrians and saw us as gods it was a little creepy. Overall I got the vibe of general discontent with the King. The night ended with me standing to make an announcement after telling the king my generous offer to fix the drainage of his kingdom by installing our own. He agreed quickly and quite happily seems nobody likes to live in a latrine but not everybody has the power to change that. "People of Kings Landing in tradition with the Valyrian traditions we will give gifts for 13 days to the kingdom of Westeros our first gift will be a magical drain system to improve the health of our cousins Kingdom. Oh yes a quick lesson we found this your grace it seems the Targaryens have been the right hand of the LightningBear and Sunbringer Families for centuries and as we both have our own kingdoms now I shall enact the visiting royal traditions of our great houses." I hand him a rolled family tapestry and an old Valyrian book of royal traditions for his library. He simply nods with a greedy smile. "Tomorrow we will be giving baskets of grain and other house essentials to the townsfolk so please spread the word we shall give these baskets everyday for a moon to help our cousins common folk." With that I took out my staff and walked down to the center of town. A quick ritual later and the whole cities drainage vanished and was replaced with a vanishing waste system. I then did a quick air cleansing ritual to rid the city of the lingering stench. I then cast a wide range restoration charm with my staff and brought all the houses back to original standing. This was met with the cheering of the small folk. "Your King Aerys is my cousin across the narrow sea. I have come at his request to help improve his kingdom and to reform our trade treatises for new ones as we have a new empire now. Over the next moon we will be handing out house supplies to all who come there is a limit of 2 baskets per person. You may collect baskets for your smaller children 2 extra baskets per child. Any local orphanages should arrange a day with me to speak about potential donations. I hope you will all be as welcoming as my cousins wife Rhaella while we are here."
With that I turned and walked back to the red keep while the crowds cheered as they could breathe deeply without eating shit with every breath for once. I entered and went to my chambers before pulling out and unshrinking the manor trunk. Me and my husband who I noted had all three children went down and went to bed. I left some milk with the house elves and went to sleep needing it for what was sure to be a trying day tomorrow.

A/N next chapter will be townsfolk getting stuff and a dinner with all of the five orphanage owners in the local inn. was gonna put it in here but I felt this was a good end for this chapter. This is crossposted on my AO3 account