It was a long, grueling day for Mario. Getting up at the crack of dawn, snort some crystal meth and get greasin in the pipes. He'd have a very long day and was in a very sour mood.
When Mario got home, he could hear monstrous, mighty moans erupting from inside. He was flabbergasted! He tried to open the door but it was locked. He barged down the door and inside was Toad The Drug Trafficker raping his brother. He must have escaped from the Mushroom Kingdom State Penitentiary
"LUIGI" Mario cried.
"Help me a brother, he's about to give me the a Mechanical Prostate WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW" sputtered Luigi, his mouth filled with Toad's semen.
"You a hedonistic infested fungal piece of a shit, NOBODY RAPES A MY A BROTHER" shouted Mario. He then proceeded to punch Toad's face repeatedly.
"I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle. I'M SORRY, BUT YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE" screamed Mario. He then broke a picture of the brothers and proceeded to insert a shard of glass up Toad's urethra.
"WHERE ARE THE DRUGS WHERE ARE THEY YOU MUSHROOM MOTHERFUCKER" screamed Mario.
"IN THE COIN VAULT IN THE COIN VAULT" cried Toad.
"THATS IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS A FUCKING A NONSENSE!" screamed Mario. He proceeded to get on his P Wing and speed off. He stopped by Yoshi's pasta shop.
"Hey Mario" said Yoshi
"GIVE ME A THE FUCKING PASTA" roared Mario.
"Hey buddy, if your gonna have that attitude you can fuck off" said Yoshi.
"WRONG ANSWER" screamed Mario. He then pulled up his whopper gut and forced Yoshi to lick his belly button.
"THATS A MORE LIKE IT BITCH" he roared. Then he ate all of Yoshi's pasta.
Meanwhile
"Haw haw haw your mine now princess" chuckled Bowser.
"Fuck me silly Bowsy" giggled Peach, who was hogtied and strapped to a bed.
"Not so fast. A little taxation is in order. You've been a bad bad girl" Bowser wagged his finger. He poured hot candle wax over Peach's back. Then Mario crashed into the wall.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS" he screamed. He then proceeded to chop up Bowser and put him on a grill and made him into a kebab then chopped Peach up and ate her as well.
"MMMMMMMMMM, THATS A MORE LIKE IT" he growled longly. He then took out his M2 Browning and embarked on a killing spree, killing hundreds of civilians.
"AAAAAAAH, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE" one of them screamed.
"THATS A RIGHT, YOUR ALL A DOOMED" he laughed. He then headed for the Observatory. Rosalina was doing her pedicure when she heard the sound of a P Wing landing. She decided to investigate until she felt Mario gagging her from behind.
"You'd better do what I say bitch ehehehehehehe" he whispered sadistically into her ear before tying her up and glazing her in butter and shoving an apple in her mouth. He flew back the kingdom where he made an announcement.
"LISTEN UP SCROTES! THE PRINCESS AND BOWSER ARE A DEAD. THIS IS YOUR NEW PRINCESS AND I AM IN A CHARGE NOW". He then proceeded to dive Scrooge McDuck style into the coin vault
"HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO" he exclaimed as he proceeded to snort all of Toad's meth.
Then a team of doctors ran in and they began to put a straightjacket on him and strap him down to the bed. He was airlifted to the mental health ward in the Forest of Illusion by Ghastly Lake and admitted to a padded cell.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE" he bellowed.
King Boo then began to inject him with a shot of Haloperidol and Valium.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS AH OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Mario said as he relaxed.
"MEEEEEETTTTTHHHHHH" Mario demanded.
"No! No more methamphetamine for youuuuuuuuuuuu" said King Boo. "We will not tolerate this behaviour Mr Mario. I want him on monthly Haloperidol injections and a daily Valium shot until he shows improvement" said King Boo.
A day later
Mario was in the cell, shaking from his antipsychotic medication and eating his Yoshi Egg omelette and Mushroom Pops when he heard the door unlocking.
"Mr Mario, you have a visitor" said one of the doctors. Then the figure walked in.
"Luigi" said Mario.
"Yes a brother. When I heard about what a happened I had you admitted here. What you did was wrong but they pushed you and you need help" said Luigi.
"Thank you a brother" said Mario as they hugged.
"We have another friend of yours" the doctor said as they led in Yoshi in a straightjacket.
"Why is he a here" said Mario.
"He was depressed and tried to hang himself" said Mario.
"Yoshi' said Mario as he hugged his dinosaur friend. King Boo then floated in again and stroked his chin.
"I want him off his chops on Syrup of Shroom until he gets better" said King Boo.
They then all had a threesome and as a result King Boo had them in for longer.