Stuck in the Middle With Chew
Chapter 5:
Scared STIFFY
A bead of sweat slowly rolled down Emperor Palpatine's wrinkly and leathery back, before enveloping itself within the emperor's tight asshole. It absorbed itself within, giving the emperor a giddy rush of excitement. The emperor had been suspended naked in his self-induced sex swing for 5 hours and his assistants were beginning to worry about his well-being.
'Emperor… Sir', one timid space assistant uttered 'are you ok? Your space pizza hut delivery is going cold'. The emperor swung his head around like a crazed owl and stared intensely at the increasingly scared assistant. 'I believe I told you all to stay out of my sex lair!?' The emperor boomed. The assistant's penis shrivelled within himself in fear, as if a mouse were to hide from a hungry cat.
The emperor flew towards the assistant as if magnetised and grasped at the assistants' testes and scrotum. Instantaneously, a surge of electricity loosed from the emperor's witchy hand. It hurtled straight through the assistant's penis, causing an intense erection as if standing attention to its betters. 'I will keep you on the precipice of ejaculation for eternity, and you know full well that is within my power!' Palpatine mocked with wicked glee. 'Please sir!', the assistant pleaded 'Let me cum!' The emperor conducted the most intense electrical current through the assistant's body. The assistant splattered the walls with jizzum before bursting into an intense blue flame, leaving behind an aroused ashy silhouette on the floor.
Palpatine floated towards the intercom system, wearing nothing but a sinister grin. With a quick flick of the switch, he left an ominous message to the rest of the space crew. 'Listen to me now, space assistants!' Palpatine screamed, 'If anyone else dares to disturb my important work, I will slice all your willies off and eat them for breakfast!'. The menacing warning reverberated around the space mess hall, creating a solemn atmosphere. Even the twi'lek whores looked upset, as they gave their work ordered blow jobs that were mandatory for all emperor Palpatine's workers during their breaks.
Meanwhile, on Vader's super star destroyer, the intense sexual atmosphere was cumming to a head, pun intended. Han Solo, Darth Vader and C3Po were busy triple penetrating Chewbacca's hairy bussy, whilst Princess Leia was forcefully shoving gonk droid within her increasingly gaping vagina. 'Oh yes!' Screamed Leia, 'vibrate on my itty-bitty polka dot slitty clitty'. Gonk droid purred in delight as he activated vibro-matic setting number 11. This caused Leia to scream as she experienced a small episode of vaginal tearing. 'Oh, fucking Christ! I can't even see my vaginal tearing specialist because he's only in the space clinics on Mondays!' Leia cried out as she fell off gonk droid smacking straight into the one of the control panels for the ship. Suddenly the ship began to swear from side to side vigorously – as if evasive manoeuvres were activated. The three penises within Chewie's supple and sweet anus, flung out like missiles released from SAM site. The sudden dismissal of sexual attention to Chewie's prison purse, causes the wookiee to ejaculate all over the port side of the cabin. The thick viscous wookiee butter coats some nearby exposed power cables initiating a total power outage throughout the ship. The spaceship suddenly plumets out of its geostationary orbit, causing its various passengers to fly up and against the space roof. As the spaceship plumets, it loses its position within the STIFFY beams gaze.
The emergency power regen kicks and carries the crew safely back down to the ground. They begin to regain consciousness and realise all of the things they have been doing to each other. 'Oh man' Darth Vader cries out, 'I'm really sorry guys, like honestly so. I did all these things to you and I didn't even ask if you wanted it or whatever. I'm a real piece of shit!' Darth Vader becomes incredibly tearful and runs to the corner to bury his face within his black latex hands which are coated thinly with sperm. Han turns to Chewie but Chewie averts his gaze in embarrassment. Chewie could not come to terms with the fact that he had felt so good with so many willies in his little bum bum. Chewie let out a sad growl as he started to fiddle his thumbs. Han slowly shuffled himself over to Chewie and met his eyes. 'Pal' Han softly consoled, 'I just want you to know I'll always love you Chew Chew. And what we did was perhaps the most fun I've ever had since I accidentally caught my penis in the space vacuum cleaner back on the millennium falcon last week'. Chewie let out a disbelieving purr. 'No Chewie! I definitely didn't do it on purpose', Han retorted with an uneasy argumentative tone.
The three droids stared at Princess Leia as she moistened her labia with some normal saline usually used to clean wounds prior to dressing. The pleasure of the clean made her screech like a noon wraith longing for its long-lost lover. 'Ma'am' C3PO inquired, 'we are no longer in the effects of the STIFFY beam, there is no need to continuously pleasure thine self in such a gross and provocatively public way'. Princess Leia momentarily removed the many fingers within her vulva and stared at C3PO. 'There was a STIFFY beam?' the princess replied whilst applying various milking machines to all three of her nipples. Han, overhearing the conversation, came to a sudden realisation around the events taken place prior. 'STIFFY beam!?' he cried out in shock. 'Yes' Darth Vader interrupted, 'I had helped create the STIFFY beam with the emperor many years ago, when he was in one of his famous horny moods.' Han turned to Chewie who was crying into his furry paws. 'so, all this stuff we did with Chewie was out of my control?' Han inquired. 'Actually' Darth replied, 'It doesn't affect human males. The colour drained out of Han's face as he realised he did indeed reveal the highest of sexual passions upon his best friend, it was no longer about alleviating Chewie's claustrophobic anxieties. Chewie rose up as if he was about to strike down the corruption within the government. His eyes fixated upon Han as if he was about to scream. Han trembling in fear; eyes furtively trying to locate an exit; small puddle of urine forming within Han's posing pouch. That's when Chewie did something that no one would expect. He took Han's hand and forcibly pushed it into Chewie's anus, until it reached Han's elbow. Han screamed as his hand performs an unwarranted colonoscopy. Darth, Leia and the droids watch with horrified expressions as the arm is swallowed deeper and deeper within Chewie's growler. Han becomes increasingly terrified, as he panickily tries to push himself away from the gaping ass and its blackhole like envelopment.
Back within the banjo string shaped douche star, the emperor watches as the ship he had so desperately wanted for his own private jerkmate session, drops out of the control of the STIFFY beam. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' the emperor screams. This caused one of the terrified but concerned assistants, to check on the emperor and his petrified squealings. 'Oh, Palpatine!' the assistant said, 'Are you alright, your most beautiful greatness!?'. Suddenly Palpatine unveils a light-sabre beam from inside his japs-eye. He uses his penis sabre to cleave the assistant in twain. 'I said, no, damn, interruptions, EVER!' Palpatine shrieked. He swung back to the screen that priorly observed the spaceship within a limbo of sexual passion. He furiously bashed his hands and feet on the dashboard. 'What could have happened!? I made sure everything was perfect'. He reluctantly threw his famous black cloak over his bonce and levitated out of the door with a stampede like fashion that would make a cheetah look slow. He pushed out a small alien previously piloting his craft, of whom fell fast into the blackhole motherfucker. He took the grand theft autoed ride straight out to where Darth's ship had previously been. His eyes scanned the area before noting a small radar blip indicating a ship below. His eyes squinted as he created a menacingly toothy grin. 'I will have my sexual voyeuristic session with Han and Darth. I will ship them so hard, and I will harness their special spunk elixirs!' He declared. His maniacal laugh echoes the entire galaxy, creating a deep dark foreboding feeling for the next chapter.
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