Stuck in the middle with Chew

Chapter 9: No Cunt Left Behind

The cunt creature screeched so loud that Princess Leia's tits deflated, causing her brother to suddenly become less interested in sex with her. He slapped his own cock out of her hands and suddenly realised the situation, they were going to die a most horrific and sexy death. The cunt creature started to rub its clit covered hands all over fem Vader's tits.

'Ooh my', fem Vader giggled, 'I'll have to charge you extra for this kinky encounter, you naughty fuck flannel'.

The cunt creature then suddenly unsheathed its massive 20 inch long cock-like but sharp nails, and sliced fem Vader's tits clean off. Fem Vader screamed and ran around at Mach 2 speed whilst also very sharply biting the sides of mallotobucks womb with the sharpness of a gerbil.

'AHHH MY FUCKING CUNT!' A booming voice could be heard from outside the confines of mallatobucks squishy and macaroni in a pot like vagina.

The cunt creature took off its speedos and unfurled a cock the size of 12 anacondas.

'You know you want to suck on my fucking penis, Luke skywalker!' The cunt creature mocked.

'How do you know my name?' Luke asked whilst trying to dodge fem Vader, who was still running around like a right silly twat.

'I know all things, and I especially know that your willy is small and fucking stinks!'

Luke skywalker was very upset by this, but Leia came to his defence.

'His dick may be smaller than a runner bean,' Leia said whilst laughing uncontrollably, 'but it doesn't stink because he washed with lynx Africa'

'Don't you mean space lynx Africa?' The cunt creature asked whilst wondering if he should take his bra off or not.

Fem Vader was still running, but unfortunately he didn't see the cunt creatures massive dick and pierced it with his 15 inch heels. The cunt creature began to cry.

'Ah!' Leia cried in excitement, 'it's weakness is it doesn't like pain!'

Leia then began to rip the many city's off the cunt creature and this made it incredibly sad. Luke skywalker then took out his jabsaber and cut the creatures head off.

'Oh' Leia stated, 'I didn't think of doing something so simple'

But just as Leia said that, the cunt creature regrew all its clits and two heads appeared at the bloody stump of it's neck.

'You think you can get rid of me that easily!?' The cunt creature whispered at about 5 decibels.

The cunt creature then suddenly climbed onto Luke skywalker, and both of its mouths began to snog Luke skywalker slimy but satisfying anus.

Lando was beginning to get quite disturbed by what was happening, and placed his face into a bucket of nearby acid.

Fem Vader stopped his running and quickly cauterised his tit wounds, before coming up with a cunning plan. He quickly and quietly relayed it to Leia, who silently nodded in agreement.

'Oh cunt creature!' Leia said seductively.

The cunt creature turned around and its jaws dropped. Leia was suddenly naked and shoving Fem Vader within her vagina whilst sexually moaning and saying 'oh yes, daddy fuck me with your entire body. This story is definitely going far off it's original topic'

The non-canon sexual ness of the situation caught the attention of the cunt creature and it immediately jizzed all over Lando's half eroded face. It came over shyly to Leia who was surely committing hundreds of arrest-able offences, and looked longingly at the situation.

'NOW!' She screamed.

The cunt creature turned around suddenly and the real fem Vader was behind them, and she quickly shoved the cunt creatures bollocks in a nearby blender. The creature howled in pain and died very quickly of bollock haemorrhaging. They all cheered.

'So, if Fem Vader is here. Who was being shoved in your pussy?' Luke asked whilst trying to dry his slimy asshole.

'It was a simply Jedi mind trick m'boy' Fem Vader noted. No one else seemed to question this, so it was accepted as fact.

'How do we get out of here?' Lando asked incomprehensibly due to the fact the acid had melted his lips off.

Fem Vader decided that enough was enough. He grabbed Luke skywalkers little willy and sucked it.

'AHHHHHHHHH' Luke screamed out 'I'm a gay virgin' he lied.

Fem Vader looked at his as if he had just suggested that wario ware co op was a good idea. 'I am merely helping us escape', She noted.

With the willy sucking, a huge and orange pulsating light sabre emerged from Luke's jap. Fem Vader used the super charged jap sabre to carve his way out of the disgusting fucking womb.

Mallatobuck screamed as an internal caesarean was performed on her. As the tiny Crew squeezed out of womb hole, they regained their size, except lando who now doubled his normal size and would be considered a freak for the rest of his life.

'Impossible!' Mallotobuck yelled at the top of her lungs, 'You are all still alive'.

'Too bad, YOU, will die' Darth Vader stated and very quickly decapitated Mallatobuck, he then used her head and skull fucked it for a few minutes whilst everyone watched on in secret horny horror.

'Wait a minute' Leia exclaimed, 'You're a man again!' Leia exclaimed as she watched her father's penis penetrate the severed head of a wookiee.

'Where's Chewie and Han Solo?' Luke asked.

Mallatobuck had been experimenting on both Han and Chewie whilst everyone was trapped within her own vagina. In some sick experiment, she had combined Han Solo and Chewbaccas DNA so they were a freaky joined mutated fuck.

'HEEEEEELLP USS!' the fused duo cried out in agony. 'SHE HAS FUSED US, WE CANNOT THINK THROUGH THE PAIN. WE CAN NO LONGER GET ERECT'!

'A life not worth living, surely' Vader replied.

He lifted his samurai sword ready for a mercy kill-

'Wait' Leia cried out, 'I think we can fix them, but it means visiting a most disgusting thing'

'ANYTHING' Hanbacca cried out, 'FREE US FROM PAIN AND A LACK OF HORNINESS'

The group quickly bundled themselves into a nearby Starcraft and flew the space craft out.

'Where we heading, daughter?' Man Vader asked.

'We go to Tattooine, to Hutt Castle'. She replied

'Oh fuck no!' Luke creamed in fear.

The flight was long, but thankfully they were able to listen to Jane McDonald's Hold the covers back album.

Eventually they arrived outside of Hutt Castle, it stunk of fish and piss on the outside. Many creatures were pierced to the walls of the castle, as if to warn people or even arouse them if so inclined. Leia and the gang pushed on through the disgusting atmosphere and came to the door, which was 35 feet tall. Leia jumped up and was able to grab the door knocker and give it a damn good banging.

'OOOH NA CHOONA NIPPLE PINCHY WINCHY CHOO CHAAAA' a voice bellowed out

'Erm, my fat slug dialect is a little rusty' Leia stated to the gang, 'but I'll give it a little go, WHOOOO AAH POOPER SHOOTER NURPLE CHOO NA WHOO'

'What did you say Leia?' Luke asked with a child-like inquisition.

'I asked if he spoke English,' she stated, 'either that or I asked if his mum wants me to tongue her fat pussy'.

The doors swung open.

'COME IN' A voice from within bellowed.

As they walked in, Leia noticed Jabba's mum was sat on a couch seductively whilst winking like she had a Tourette's tick.

'Oh shit' Leia announced whilst quickly undressing. 'You guys go on ahead, I think I have a pussy I need to lick'.

Everyone else continues on and eventually, after a 35 minute journey through Jabba's Castle, they find Jabba.

Jabba was sat on a throne, with greedo adjacent. Greedo was attached to Jabba via a tube connected to Greedos mouth and nostrils which forced him to breath through jabba's anus. Every breath made him ejaculate more and more, creating a new off white painted colour to Jabba's Palace.

'WHAT BRINGS YOU TO ME?' Jabba asks with the caps lock on.

'Look, we need your help!' Luke pleads.

'Why would I help you,' Jabba asks 'I am your enemy remember!?"

'Well,' Luke states and then gestures towards Hanbacca.

'Help me!' It cries in a distorted tone.

'Oh fucking christ!' Jabba cried out and falls off his throne and onto greedo who unleashes a massive jizz splurge that coats Luke's face.

'What the fuck have you done to them?' Jabba asks as he climbs off Greedo and reinstates him with a nearby bellows.

'Mallatobuck did it, with her weird science' Luke replies.

'I will help you' Jabba states, 'But it will cost you'

'Anything' Luke cries out.

'In that case', Jabba states, 'I will help you, If I can make you pregnant with my millions of slug babies!'

Wow guys, this has been such a long time. I hope you enjoyed what I wrote. What will happen next I wonder. I genuinely don't know as I make this crap up on the fucking spot!

Please leave a review and tell me how emotionally scarred you are from this.