Stuck in the middle with Chew
Chapter 11: An Orgy of Danger
Jabba's palace was bathed in a beautiful blue glow, akin to Aurora Borealis. Everyone's eyes dilated to the point of not showing any white within them. Vaginas and Penis became instantly erect and painful. The Cunt Creature danced slightly, then seductively walked over to Jabcour.
"Not seen you around here before, Handsome", the cunt creature stated. It then forced its many tongues into jabcour's mouth. Jabcour grunted in a mutual pleasure and massaged the tongue in reciprocation. They parted mouths temporarily to flirt passionately.
"I've never felt like this before with another creature" Jabcour lied to the cunt creatures face.
Greedo walked in at this moment, he had to sleep off the pain of being thrown off jabba's anus during the jabcour transition. He was now well rested and sported an erection that barely fit through the door.
"Jabba, I miss you. Let's…" Greedo said before his face dropped at what he was witnessing.
"What the fuck!?" Greedo screamed with the jealously of 10 cheetahs, "You've become a weird half rancour half space slug being, and you're making out with a cunt creature!" Greedo cried trying to hide the tears.
"Greedo" The fucked up slug said with regret, "I can explain".
Greedo suddenly had a horny expression on his face.
"You should have told me!" Greedo said with passion as he leapt up and cocked his dick like a shotgun, before shooting his green tinged jizz all over the cunt creatures massive penis.
The Cunt creature screamed in pleasure.
"Oh fuck yes, I love greedo jizz on my black cock of sexualness!" The cunt creature said but looked bored as fuck for no reason.
Then Jabcour, greedo and cunt creature all made out at the same time, sharing each other's disgusting tongues.
"NOW!" A scream rang out. Princess Leia fired her gun that she had stolen from Jabcour previously inside her massive pussy hole. It's froze Jabcour, greedo and cunt creature in a permanently sexual carbonite.
Everyone leapt for joy, knowing that now they were safe and no one had to have fucking weird slug children. The STIFFY beams powers were still in full effect, so they suddenly all started to masturbate angrily. Boba fett started to grind on the sexual carbonite statue of Jabcour and co. Princess Leia tried furiously to suck cunt creatures penis.
Luke and Obi one were busy sucking each other off and pretending the Sarlaac didn't exist. This pissed off the Sarlaac, who were notably the most jealous and lime-light obsessed creatures in the galaxy.
"Oi" the Sarlaac screamed, "Pay attention to me, you fucking self obsessed wankers!"
The pair turned around fast, the cocks slipping out of each other's mouths with force.
"Why do you disturb me" The sarlaac demanded.
"I need to be coated in your delicious sexual juices" Luke commanded. He ripped off his clothes that were held together with Velcro, just so he could rip them off in this very moment.
The Sarlaac became incredibly horny but annoyed.
"Your body reminds me of a little female mouse" The sarlaac said, "Which is my fucking kink, oh my GOD! However. This is the 50th time Jabba has sent twinks to me and I'm pissed off about it".
Luke felt like a cheap little Trollope, and he should.
"I guess I can do it this one last time, Just-" The Sarlaac said but stopped mid sentence. Obi wan was already rimming Luke's asshole and fingering his mouth hole.
"Can't you two stop fucking for five minutes?" The sarlaac boomed in anger, "that's it! If you belittle me once more, you can tell Jabba to shove his request up his arse!"
The duo were not listening, but were making enough moans and groans to deafen a humpback whale. Although the Sarlaac was annoyed, he really was turned on by watching the pair fuck each other. Without consent, the sarlaac inserted one of its teeth inside Obi Wan's butt, which was of course asking for it.
"What the actual cunty bollocky fuck nuggets are you doing!?" Obi Wan shouted at Mach 5 speed.
"Oh" The sarlaac said feeling a bit embarrassed, "I thought you wanted it. You deffo gave me all the signs."
Obi Wan was so annoyed, men always said that to him and it simply was not true. "It is never ok to insert anything into anyone without asking first" Obi wan suggested.
Obi Wan unfurled his 40 inch japsabre, and decapitated the sarlaac with one impressive flying leap over it's bonse.
Luke look horrified, but couldn't believe how sexy his man was in action.
"Oh Obi-wan" Luke said, "the way you killed him, really got me horny. I'll let you put anything in anywhere, you cunt fucker!"
Obi-wan granted the request. He fucked Luke for at least 4 hours before cumming all over his beautifully slender back.
"Oi" a voice rang out from the distance, "What the hell do you bumders think you are doing!?"
The pair looked scared and confused, like the readers of this fanfiction.
"Who are you?" Luke asked in terror.
"Me?!" The figure asks, "what about you!?"
Obi-wan used his Jedi mind-trick. "We are merely tourists, who are you!"
"I'm the park ranger of this national trust park" the ranger replied "I have to look after the endangered Sarlaac species!"
Luke and Obi-Wan both gulped in fear, it also helped remove the semen within their mouths.
"You haven't seen the sarlaac have you?" The ranger asked, "it's the last of it's kind!"
Luke shuffled, trying to hide the corpse of the sarlaac behind his sexy body.
"Wait a minute!" The ranger screamed, "Josiah! Oh please God no!".
The ranger was beside himself as he ran over to the corpse of his best friend, Josiah the Sarlaac.
"Who could have done this!?" The ranger screamed to the skies.
Obi-Wan quickly sucked up the japsabre back into himself, but the sound of the resheathing betrayed him.
"What was that?" The ranger asked suspiciously.
"What was what?" Obi-wan replied.
"That noise," the ranger noted, "that noise that sounded like someone putting a light sabre away into his japseye!".
The ranger smacked Obi-wan's willy with extreme force and the japsabre poked out instantly.
"You fucking ugly cunts!" The ranger screamed, "you killed him, didn't you!?"
Obi-wan tried to use his Jedi mind trick.
"No, it was you. You killed him yourself, you nob!" Obi-wan suggested persuasively.
"No I didn't" the ranger said, "Jedi-mind tricks don't work on rangers, you dumb selkath fuckers!"
"There's no need to be racist!" Luke said with conviction.
"I will hunt you down for the rest of your days", The ranger vowed, "I will find you wherever you may hide your stinky little willies and I will suck them then probably kill you with a knife or something!"
The scary threat made them shit themselves onto hallowed protected national trust grounds.
"You continue to violate my lands? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, fucking cunts. Hahahahahahahahahah, die bitch!" The ranger said calmly.
The ranger revealed a massive knife that was at least 4 inches long, akin to the rangers dick, no doubt. At the same moment, as Luke and Obi-wans lives flashed before their eyes, a strange whistling sound was heard from above. Within seconds, a strange figure fell from the sky and thrust a long thin pencil dick like sword straight into the rangers back, a bit like when Sephiroth kills Aerith.
"Ahhhhh that hurts, you fucking prick", the ranger said before dying.
The figure turned around to reveal that it was Lando.
"Lando!" Luke screamed and went to hug him, despite being completely nude. The nude hug caused Lando to become erect, stabbing Luke's face softly with the excitement.
"How did you even get here?" Luke asked shyly whilst trying to look cute.
"I fitted a danger tracker inside your scrotum years ago," Lando explained, "and when it goes off significantly, It teleports me into a battle like stance in order to save you."
Luke was in awe of his new black boyfriend, "But I thought the old lady dropped that tracker into the ocean in the end?" He asked.
"Well baby," Lando replied, "I went down and got it for you".
"Aww you shouldn't' have" Luke said, just like how Britney Spears does.
"If you are both quite finished" Obi-wan stated, bringing everyone back to reality. "The sarlaac is dead and now Jabcour won't fix hanbacca because he can't impregnate Luke without sarlaac juice."
"It sounds weird when you say it like that" Luke commented.
"Yes," Obi-wan stated, "but what are we going to do, what are we going to fucking do. Fucking help me, you don't understand. We are doomed, doomed, fucking doomed!"
"Shut the fuck up, you are the creepiest man I know" The super-sized Lando antagonised.
"You've got some cojones, mister" Obi-Wan replied
"Why don't you go run back to your momma" Lando Mocked.
Obi-wan became slightly fearful, "No. No!" He shyly replied
"Go and put on your dress" Lando commanded.
"ahhhhhhhhh" Obi-wan screamed as he ran away like a little bitch.
"Oh come on!" Lando shouted after him, "I was only playing".
Obi-wan ran off into the distance, never to be seen again.
"We need to go back to the others Lando," Luke commanded but in a sub way, "can you use your powers to fly back?"
"Obviously not", Lando shouted in Luke's face, "Don't be fucking dumb".
They then took a slow walk back across the desert, back to the others.
Back at Jabba's palace, everyone was fucking each other in a STIFFY beam forced orgy. Leia was inserting cunt creatures carbonite cock inside her overworked vagina. Hanbacca became so erect that the chained box was broken from within by the hard as steel boner. It then began to forcefully fuck darth vader. Darth Vader began to cry.
"This hurts, please stop" Darth Vadar said unconvincly.
"Where was your mercy when you force fucked us together?" Hanbacca mocked. It forced its bellend into darth vader without lube. Darth Vadar was screaming for help but secretly wanted his sex rougher than the healthcare assistants at the antenatal clinic.
Luke burst through the door with his new big black cocked boyfriend. Lando was resting his massive dick on Luke's head, because he's double the size of every other human.
Leia, hanbacca and Darth saw them and instantly came on their own faces. They then tried to hide the carbonited jabcour and cunt creature.
"What the fuck is that?" Luke asked, "Don't tell me you've basically killed jabcour?!"
"Well are you covered in sarlaac juice?" Leia suspiciously asked.
"There are no Sarlaac's left in the world" Luke stated which was basically the truth now.
The crew were devastated, but not as devastated as han x Chewie monster.
Suddenly, a crack of blue lightning cleaved Han and chewie intwain.
"Fuck you all, then I'm going fuck to you all!" A creepy voice stated.
It was emperor Palpatine!
The weird magic the emperor used to slice hanbacca in two now fully cured them. Han Solo was truly solo again, and chewbacca was there too.
"Oh my God!" Han cried out, "You've saved us palpatine! Thank you so much, oh my God!"
Palpatine was really pissed off by this, "NO! You can't be happy! I hate you all, you fucking cunts!"
Han Solo and Chewie weren't listening, they were so happy that they began to make out. Their tongues tangoed into each other's throats. Han started to angrily masturbate him self and Chewie's cocks together, and this time Chewie was enjoying every single second of it.
"Right that's it!" Palpatine said, "I'm gonna do something so incredibly shocking and terrifying, that none shall ever forget it or recover!"
End of chapter.
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