Chapter 9
"HAHAHAHA!" laughed Zeppeli that now as satan.
"Well done, Zeppeli, well done, but you are still no rival for me" clapped DIO.
"MY NAME IS NO LONGER ZEPPELI! NOW IM SAT'ELI*!" (* is a demonic star) laughed Zeppeli screaming power. "NOW GET READY TO DIE, DIO!"
Sat'eli* started flying towards DIO with his gigant demon wings that looked like chiken and his gigant horns when DIO stopped time.
"You forgot this is the tower of the world, so it is my TOWER!" laughed DIO patting Sat'eli*s head to make fun of him and then he put The World on the tower of the world and they fused. The tower started to grow legs that looks like the legs of The Worlds and arms that looked like The Worlds and a head that looked like The Worlds and the eyes were windows and DIO was there and it had a ultra super canon that shooted cool things like steel or plutonium or even Yown where the belly button was. When the transformation stopped, The World looked like a super cool gigant robot that was as big as Sat'eli* and then the time unstopped.
"Let's kill him, Giorno!" announced DIO through a microphone that was in the head of the robot and it was heard all over the robot and Giorno that was in the canon heard him.
"AAHHH!" roared Sat'eli* trying to stab the gigant robot that now was The World with his horns.
"Shoot, Giorno!" screamed DIO and Giorno shot the canon and it hit Sat'eli* in the head.
"Get ready to perish" poetryed Giorno turning canon ball into a gigant plant with his power (HE DOES THAT REMEMBEFR?!) and using to plan to throw Sat'eli* into the ground.
"Well done, Giorno!" cheered DIO kneeing Sat'eli* in the face and throwing him in the air and then in the floor.
Sat'eli* started to fall to the floor but when he looked to the floor he saw… SPIKE TREES THAT GIORNO MADE!
"AHHHHHAAAAAAA!" suffered Sat'eli* as he was spiked with the trees.
"Let's finish this" smiled DIO jumping over Sat'eli* to elbow him and spike him even more.
When the gigant steel atomic robot that was The World was going to elbow kill Sat'eli* he threw a hellaser from his mouth and he disintegrated an arm of The World and then he unspiked himself.
"YOU CANT BEAT ME, DIO! NO ONE CANE!" screamed Sat'eli* making the sky shake with his devil screams.
"HEHEHE, THIS IS PART OF MY PLAN, YOU IDIOT SAT'ELI*!" laughed DIO and he grabbed Sat'eli* by the neck with his other hand "DO IT, SPEEDWAGON!"
"LETS DO THIS WITH SPEED!" roared Speedwagon throwing a super big saw hat that sawed Sat'eli* in half and now Sat'eli* didnt have legs.
After Sat'eli* lost his legs, DIO pulled out Sat'eli*s horns and he stabbed him in the eyes with them and then he streched them to make them straight which gave Sat'eli* better sight because now his eyes were like telescopes but it didnt matter because he was about to die or maybe he wasnt…
"SHOOT, GIORNO!" screamed DIO determined and Giorno shot in the horns that were on Sat'eli*s eyes and the canon balls reached inside his head and then Giorno turned them into plant bombs.
"Now the final blow!" roared DIO jumping out of the gigant robot The World to Sat'eli*s head.
DIO looked behind Sat'eli*s head and he saw that Jotaro was jumping towards him too but from the other side and DIO nodded to him and then they both called for his stands.
"ORAAA!" battlecried Jotaro
"MUDAAAA!" battlecried DIO
Both of them started to gatling punch Sat'eli*s head so hard that their fists were clashing against each toher through the jelly head and hell skull of Sat'eli* and the plant bombs inside his head exploded making a BOOOOOOOM! so strong that his brain splitted in two parts and each one escaped through an ear and the sound was really loud and there were lights with each punch that could be seen from other universes and the sound was so loud that it made mars and jupiter and even the moon explode. After gatling punching for 5 days, they stopped and looked at Sat'eli*s head all destroyed and jellyed.
"I, DIO, and GIORNO, the son of I, DIO, deafeted you." smiled DIO winningly and he hugged Giorno and then they brofisted just they were father and son so they fathersonfisted instead and then they grabbed their hands and started to walk back home.
"NOO OONEEEE DEFEATEED MEE!" said… SAT'ELI*S HEAD!
"OH NOOOO!" screamed Speedwagon "I FORGOT, YOU CANT KILL SATAN!"
"YEEEEES, YOU CAAAANTTTTT!" said Sat'eli*s head flying and his body was flying too and they joined back together again "GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" he roared.
Everyone started at Sat'eli* and Speedwagon screamed because it was terrifying af but then he stopped screaming and everyone looked at each other and then everyone said: "Get ready to die."
Everybody ran inside The World gigant robot house with canons and got ready to fight.
"HAHAAHA! YOU WONT BE ABLE TO USE THAT AGAIIIN!" laughed Sat'eli* and he started to fly into the sky with his satan wings and then he reached space and he started to do a ball of energy in his hands like a kamehamea.
"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOWW!" cried Speedwagon with Speed.
"Do it, Giorno" said DIO grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear him including Giorno.
Girono used his powers to make like eleven giant pterodacyl wings in the back of the giant The World robot that everyone was using and the flew to space and they punched Sat'eli* in the face and he stopped doing the kamehama and it exploded because it was powerful and it teared apart his arms but they got back to his body because he was satan.
"You cant STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Sat'eli* so hard that a laser ray like kameahama red came out of his mouth and it attacked the giant robot The World (A.N. the giant robot The World is really long so i will call it Tgrtw now k?)
"Yes we CAAAAAAAAAAANNN!" screamed Tgrtw and everyone that was inside it and they punched the laser ray and it exploded so Sat'eli*s head now looked like a pizza when you divide it with 8 people just this time there were like 21.
"HAHAHAHAH THIS WAS YOUR LAST MISTAKE!" laughed Sat'eli* and he grabbed the slices of his head that looked like a tomato when you pour ketchup no it and he threw them to Tgrtw and they were super sharp like 7 swords beecause he was satan so he can do things like this.
"AAAAAHH!" screamed Tgrtw punching the slicies of deadly ketchup tomato that used to be Sat'eli*s face and his hands were cutted but he didnt care because he was a robot so it didnt feel pain.
"Let's finish this!" cheered Erina and she sewed a giant holy sword that could kill all the satans they want like an excalibur.
Tgrtw grabbed the sword with both hands because it was so powerful they would expolde if they grab it with just one hand and they swung it in front of Sat'eli*s face and Sat'eli* put his hands in the air to show that he didnt want a fight and he gave a step backwards with fear on his face but it was useless, because Tgrtw stabbed him on the chest with exaclibur 2 and Sat'eli* died because he was satan and then they went back to the floor.
"HOOOWW DARE YOOUUUU!" cried Sat'eli*'s brian that now was Zeppeli and not Sat'eli* because it stopped being satan.
"That's what you get from being dumb!" joked Speedwagon with a smile on his face and he crossed his arms in a cool and funny way and everyone laughed so hard the started to do gymnastics and it looked like the circus of laugh because it looked really funny.
"NOW WHAT DO WITH YOU IDIOT!" punched Yown menacingly and Zeppeli's brain started crying.
"My foundation can do something with it" said Speedwagon grabbing Zeppeli and putting it inside a helicopter to take him to his foundation.
"Oh cool, lets read the journal" (newspaper in french) said Polnareff because he was boring and french "OH MAMMA MIA!" he screamed reading the headline
"What happens, Pol" said Kakyoin grabbing his shoulder to calm him down and giving him a refreshing emerald spalsh without emeralds.
"READ THE HEADLINE!" screamed Polnareff at Kakyoin face and Kakyoin read it.
BREAKING NEWS ZEPPELI HAS ESCAPED FROM THE SPEEDWAGON FOUNDATION EVERYONE RUN HE CAN KILL YOU WITH HIS WEIRD UGLY MOUSTACHE THAT LOOKS LIKE A CROISATN BECAUES HES ITALIAN.
"Oh no, this is bad" said Kakyoin covering his mouth with his hand to show that hes shocked "We should call Speedwagon" he said calling Speedwagon.
"Speedwagon, are you alright?" asked Jotaro who called Speedwagon first because he is the best just no because Yown is best than him but he was the best around here because Yown left to play somehing like pokemon on his switch or something.
"NOOO!" screamed Speedwagon "WE MADE A BODY FOR ZEPPELI SO WE CAN JAIL HIM BUT HE ESCAPED AND NOW HE CAN DESTROY THE WORLD AGAIN HELP ME!" he screamed.
"Ok" said Jotaro and he hung the phone.
"Get ready to die Jotaro…" drooled Zeppeli behind Jotaro holding a knife inside his neck.
Jotaro grabbed the knife before Zeppeli stabbed him and he threw him to the floor with a cool karate thing like a backflip and then he threw Zeppeli to the Speedwagon foundation really hard.
"THANK YOU JOTARO!" screamed Speedwagon in the phone because he called Jotaro again and then Jotaro hung the phone again.
Speedwagon grabbed the KOED Zeppeli in his arms like if he was a baby but the satan of the babies and he threw him inside a jail and he started to interrogate him.
"Why did you alomost kill everyone!?" intimidaetd menacingly Speedwagon shaking his hat with menacing intentions.
"My boss made me do it." cried Zeppeli covering his face with his hands so he isnt intmidated by the intimidating Speedwagon and his cool and sexy hat.
"WHO IS YOUR BOSS!" menaced Speedwagon moving his hat more because he was nervous because with this information he could save the world again and eveyone would love him even more.
"I CANT TELL YOU!" sobbed Zeppeli and then he died.
"OH NO! WHO COULDVE DONE THIZ!" screamed Speedwagon and he called Jotaro again but… HE WAS DEAD! Or maybe his phone was broken? Well find it out later guys.
"I need to investigate this" thought Speedwagon changing his cool sexy hat for a cool sexy and detectivish hat and he grabed a pipe to look more detective.
Speedwagon drove his car to where Jotaro was the last time he saw him and Jotaro wasnt there and Kakyoin wasnt there either.
"Hmmmm" thought Speedwagon scratching the hat he had on his chin "Where could they be…" he thought and then he saw a footprint on the floor.
"THIS CANT BE!" screamed Speedwagon "This footprint isnt from Jotaro or Kakyoin becuase… ITS FROM A WOMAN!" he screamed in shock.
Speedwagon knew that the footprint was from a woman because the footprint had a heel.
"This must be from her" realized Speedwagon and then he drove to Yowns house.
Speedwagon drove to Yowns house but he did it with speed like a wagon because he was in a hurry because MAYBE THE WORLD COULD END IF HE WAS TOO SLOW!
"WITH MORE SPEED!" screamed Speedwagon punchinng the throttle with a hat so hard that his hat went through the car.
After 30 second s,Speedwagon reached Yowns house and then he knocked on the door so hard the door fell and thne Yown opened the door.
"YOU HAVE TO SEE THIIS!" screamed Speedwagon showing the footprfint.
When Yown saw the footprint his mouth turned into a circle because he was in shock because he knew what was happening.
"LETS GO!" screamed Yown and he grabbed the car and started driving to a mysterious laboratory in the outsides of america.
Yown and Speedwagon reached the laboratory and they exploded to go inside it.
"GET READY TO DIE!" screamed Yown to a mysterious woman and a billion bodyguards
Yown jumped to the woman and Speedwagon fought the bodyguards. Speedwagon used magnet hats to attract all of the enemies to him and then he covered himself on armor hats and bomb hats and Speedwagon exploded and the bodyguards did too and they died except Speedwagon because he was protected by his hats and now it was only Yown and Speedwagon against the mysterious woman who was as tall as Yown which was really tall and she was waering a lab coat.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHH!" screamed Speedwagon running to the woman but she used a mysterious stantd that used chemicals to leave Speedwagon unconscious and now it was only Yown against the woman.
"Long time no see… SISTER!" said Yown determined.
(OMGGGGGGGGGG REALLY? GUYS YOWN HAS A SISTER THIS SIS FUCKING AMAZING I CANT EVEN STOP SCREAMING GUYSSSS! KEEP READING BECAUSE THIS CHAPTER ISNT OVER AND THERE IS STILLL THE BEST PART!)
"My name is Yoka" said Yowns sister so the reader could know
"I am going to revenge because what happened" said Yown walikng to Yoka slowly and shaking his fist in this waist.
"Oh?" asked curiously Yoka tilting her head with askingity "What happened?" she asked.
"YOU… KILLED… MY… MOTHER!" screamed Yown and his mouth was in fire because he was rage.
"Wrong, I am your mother" said Yoka and then she laughed because it was a joke and Yown laughed too because it was a funny joke and because you cant be someones sister and mother at the same time because that doest make sense guys.
"GER READY TO DIEE!" scremaed Yown and Angel god appeared behind him and it was going to punch her.
"I wont die" laughed Yoka and she made her mysterious stand appear and it punched Yowns punch so hard it stopped and it was amazing because Yown was so strong no one could stop him until now.
Everyone had their fists clashing in the air and a thunder appeared between their fists because they were really strong because this will be the battle of the century that will determine the furute of everything including you.