Chapter 11

(A.N. HEY GUYS BEFORE I THIS AMAZING AND EPIC AND FULL OF EPCIITY CHAPTER BEGINS I WANT TO SAY THAT THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT GUYS YOU ARE EPIC TOO! I SAY THIS BECAUSE THE FANFIC HAS BEEN GETTING A LOT OF SUPPORT LATELY SO THANK YOU REALLY! ALSO I WANT TO ANSWER A GUY THAT TOLD ME THAT HOW COULD SPEEDWAGON SEE STANDS IF HE DOESNT HAVE ONE, DUDE, SPEEDWAGON ISNT THE BLIND DUDE, HE HAS EYES AND HE DOESNT NEED A STAND BECAUSE HE IS REALLY COOL AND HAS A HAT AND SOMETHIME A HAMMER SO HE CAN KILL STANDS WITHOUT ONE. I THOUGHT THAT I EXPLAINED THAT BUT MAYBE I DIDNT OR MAYBE I DID IT BAD BUT ANYWAYS GUYS, ILL TRY TO WRITE 985320583 TIMES BETTER SO YOU GUYS CAN UNDERSTAND AND BE EPICATED WITH EVERYTHING. SO THANK YOU GUYS NOW ENJOY THE BEST CHAPTER YOULL READ IN YOUR LIFE UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THE OTHER CHAPTERS)

Wham was there and everyone was there too and Caesar was squished by a rock so he was there too but dead and everyone wanted to kill Wham because he killed Caesar.

"You can not defeat me" said Wham showing his muscles so everyone can admire them and hiding from the light that the hole on the celling was making.

"Oh yeah?" smuged Okuyasu "Well how about THIS!" he said and he thehanded the leg of Wham.

"Ouch" said Wham calmly in a calm voice that made it show like he didnt feel pain but trust me guys, he felt a lot of pain.

When Wham said that he did a squat like super sayan and he started screaming and a leg sttarted to grow where his leg used to be before Okuyasu deleted it and after 1 and a half seconds his leg was back again.

"OH NOOOO!" cried Okuyasu "HE IS UNKILLABLE! UNKILLABLE! UNKILLABLEEEEEE!" he said shaking both of his fists to the skies with tears in his eyes because he knew he couldnt kill Wham.

"OH YEAH!?" challenged Yown "WELL HOW ABOUT THIS!" he said throwing ice and chains with his stand and freezing Wham and then chaining him.

The chains went around the cold and freezed Wham a lot of times and then they threw him to the sky and they slammed him into a wall that was there and the ice broke in a lot of little pieces and Wham broke too and there was a lot of blood because his heart was now in the air and broken and it seemed like he had died but… HE DIDNT!
The blood tubes that were in the pieces of Wham started to join together like vacuums sucking themselves mutually and after a bit of time Wham was back again and alive and his leg was there too.

"DAMN IT!" cursed Yown and Okuyasu covered Narancia ears because he is little kid so he cant hear bad words like that "IT ALMOST WORKED!"

After that it was Narancias turn and he couldnt do much because he just had a gun and a plane so he started to distract Wham with plane tricks which were really cool but werent killing Wham and they just were useful to distract people while Okuyasu and Yown made a plan because they were the smart guys just no because Caesar was but now he isnt because he is dead.

"OKAY SO WE LL DO THIS" said Yown and then he started to whisper in Okuyasus ear and I couldnt hear what he was saying so I cant tell you what he said so we ll just have to wait and see what they do, okay?

"DO IT NARANCIA!" screamed Yown and Narancia did it. What did he do? Keep reading to find out!

Narancia dropped a rope from his plane and he started to move the plan aroiund Wham and after sometime, Wham was tied by a lot of a long rope.

"NOW ITS OUR TURN!" screamed Yown and Okuyasu at the same time and they started to use their black hole powers and hand powers to delete Wham until there was nothing of him so he couldnt regenerate, and that is how Wham died.

After that, what was left of the cop gang started to walk through a hallway that went to the room that Kars was in, but they didnt know that… KARS HAD EVEN MORE TRAPS!

Meanwhile in Karss room

"Go and do what we planned Acdc" said a mysterious and shadowy and dark figure that was Kars but it was so dark that no one could see his face.

"Yes" said Acdc and he went and did what Kars planned.

Meanwhile where the Yown gang

Everyone was walking with shadow in their eyes and big muscle shoulders except Narancia because he doesnt have muscles but he doesnt need them because he has a plane. They walked in the hall when they… WERE SURPRISED BY A SURPRISE ATTACK BECAUSE ACDC FELL FROM THE CELLING WITH KNIVES AND BLOOD TUBES AND A GUN!

"Die" said Acdc shooting the gun but Narancia shot hardest so Acdcs eye was stabbed by a bullet and his shot was piereced by Narancias bullet.

"HA, YOU DIED!" laughed Narancia doing a funny dance to show how much he won.

"I dont need my eye to survive" said Acdc getting up from the floor and pulling both of his eyes out to prove that he doesnt need them and then he threw them to Narancia.

"OH NO! THAT IS GROSS!" screamed Narancia grabbing his mouth so he doesnt puke and stopping dancing.

"Now im going to kill you" laughed Acdc like a crazy ancient pillar man and he sent his bloody tube to strangle Yown and Narancia and maybe Okuyasu too.

"No, you wont do that" stopped Okuyasu karating the bloody tubes with his hand like a karate chop and the tubes were deleted because it was the hand of the hand.

"Oh no!" scremed Acdc "My only weekness! Delete my bloody tubes!" he screamed in shock and then he started crying like a baby and it was a little bit pathetic but still cool because Acdc had big muscles that he had trained intensely during the middle ages.

"Now get ready to die" whispered Okuyasu menacingly like a heavy metal star and he deleted Acdc with his hand and now Acdc was dead too, only Kars was left.

Everyone walked to the end of the hallway where Kars was and they kicked the door to open it like a cool cop but… THERE WAS NO ONE INSIDE THE ROOM! Everyone ran in the room so angry that they broke everything they touched and Yown broke a walk because Okuyasu accidentaly pushed him against it. Suddenly they heard a creepy laugh… IT WAS KARS! AND HE WAS GRABBING IN THE FUCKING CELLING!

"You fell for my trap again!" he laughed even more crazily than Acdc and…

Suddenly… THE ROOM EXPLODED! AND EVERYONE WENT FLYING!

"How could this... happen" coughed Okuyasu who was now splitted in half because of the explosion and then he died like a hero and his name went onto the legends alongside people like Napoleon, Claus, Mickey mouse or Obama.

Now it was just Narancia and Yown against the evil Kars. They got up from the floor and started walking towards Kars when a mysterious shadow that had a shadow covering his face and another one covering his eyes came from behind him. It was… THE FUCKING KIRA ONCE MORE!

"Do you think I worked alone?" Kars laughed.

"He doesnt, I work with him" laughed Kira uncomfortably because he didnt want or liked to laugh but he had to because Kars was laughing because it was part of the contract.

"Well then, LETS KILL YOU!" screamed Yown fisting Kiras face and breaking his nose but it didnt matter because he brought a spare face in his pocket that he stole from the gal that could make faces.

"I will fight Kars and youll fight Kira, okay?" asserted Narancia doing an intimidating pose with his plane but it didnt work because he was a baby. And that is how the battles began.

Kira against Yown

Kira looked Yowns eyes and he saw that same stare that had beat him like 5 times so he got scared and he started to run away.

"OH NO HE RUNS REALLY FAST I CANT CATCH HIM! CATCH HIM WITH YOUR PLANE NARANCIA!" screamed Yown and so they exchanged rivals.

The chase between Narancia and Kira

Kira was running really fast and Narancia couldnt catch him so he got onto his plane and that way he could fly and go faster so he would catch Kira.

"OH NO!" cried Kira and he used his ultimate technique and he touched the floor "If you come any closer, I will explode the whole earth" laughed Kira evily because he was evil tying his evil tie in a really evil way.

"OH NO WHAT DO I DO!" cried Narancia and he started to think.

Narancia thought for some minutes and he made some plans in his mind but he could only do one so he had to choose carefully and finally he made his decision. Narancia aimed at Kiras hand and he shot it until he had no hand and that way he couldnt explode the earth.

"DAMN YOU!" screamed the handless Kira and he exploded his clothes to make a really big cloud of dust so Narancia couldnt follow him and he ran away once more.

"Mission failed…" sadded Narancia sad grabbing his head to show that he was sad and he started to fly back to Yown sadly.

When Narancia reached where Yown was he saw… THE MOST EPIC AND AMAZING AND FUCKING BATTLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD! YOWN WAS FIGHTING KARS GUYS THIS IS A FUCKING EPIC FIGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENS LIKE ONCE A YEAR SO YOU HAVE TO REALLY PAY ATTEINTION GUYS!

Yown started to punch faster than light like a million times a second really angry and Kars was punching really strong like if he was throwing an everest made out of elephants made of steel and the elephants were actually bombs so they exploded when they touched Yown making the impact even more powerful, that strong his punches were guys.

Each time they punched each other, the earth started to shake and it sounded like a dog being crushed by a wardrobe inside a bell that moves when wardrobes hit dogs and white circles appeared in their punches that were like the size of 7 suns and 29 moons because they were really strong and nothing could get like 1029093 meters close to them because they would die if they do that because the battle was really powerful.

"DIE KARS!" screamed Yown punching punches

"DIE YOU, YOWN!" laughed Kars punching punches that punched Yowns punches and he laughed because he was winnign.

"YOWN IS LOSING!?" screamed Narancia in shock, it was something unbelievable.

Kars and Yown keep punching each other punched but Kars was winning because Yowns fists were breaking each time because even if he could punch Kars so fast that he would die without knowing, Kars could punch so hard that he could destroy 01924184 Yowns with one punch.

"AAAAAAAAAHHH!" screamed Yown punching so fast that steam was coming out of his body and then he started screaming of pain because… KARS DESTRYOED HIS ARMS AND KNOW THEY LOOKED LIKE SAUSAGES WITH BLOODY BLACK HOLES TAHT WERE ACTUALLY RED BECAUSE THEY WERE FILLED WITH BLOOD AT THE END.

Yown was lying in the floor defeated and the whole world was in shock, Yown had lost. Kars started to get closer to Yown to finish him and he raised his fist in a smile like when you are going to ask the teacher to go to the bathroom but you didnt want to go to the bathroom and you were just going to go for an evil and forbidden walk. Kars laughed with his fist still raised when… HIS FIST EXPLODED IN BULLETS THAT NARANCIA SHOT!

"THANK YOU NARANCIA!" screamed Yown with a happy smile on his face and then he kick Kars into the air and then he got up in a really cool jump.

Yown jumped into the air with his really powerful legs and he summoned his stand, Angel God, to punch Kars. While he was doing so a cool epic music that had guitars and a choir and a piano and some violin started playing and it sounded like:

Yoyo, go go. Yoyo go go. Fist in the wrist, kick in the peak. Yown can defeat it with just a hit. He is the hero of the world and of DIO too of course. No one can defeat him cause…

Yown has won. Yown has won. Yown has won. He is the best in the world.

Yown has won. Yown has won. Yown has won. He is like a freezing cold.

He is the coolest one around, go with him if you have a mouth, because…

YOWN HAS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

It was a really cool song and it was amazing and it made everyone in the place happy because it meant that Yown will win except Kars because that means he is going to lose. Yown started to punch Kars with his stand because he didnt have fist and it was increadibly powerful, each hit felt like America falling over him. Yown hit him so many times that when he ended, Kars looked more like a pizza than like a car. After 140329 seconds and 3295835634965 punches, Yown finished so he raised Angel Gods fist one last time and he hit Kars really hard screaming "POWAAA!" and Kars went flying into space and he was in fire like a reverse meteorite because he was going really fast and it was like in the anime but even more strong. It was so strong that Kars crashed against a rocket and the rocket fell to earth but Kars stayed in space and he built a new house there.

Meanwhile where Yown

A rocket started to fall and Yown was really tired and Narancia was healing Yowns arms. The rocket fell to the ground like a normal meteorite in a really loud KABBBBBAAAAAAAAAAM! and it made a crater. Suddenly the door of the rocket opened and out of it came… YOKA! REMEMBER SHE RAN AWAY IN A ROCKET LAST TIME!?

(WOW THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST EPIC CHAPTER UNTIL NOW JUST WOW BECAUSE WOOOOOWW. IT HAS BEEN REALLY INTENSE AND THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE THE FIGHT BETWEEN YOKA AND YOWN BUT YOWN IS REALLY INJURED AND HE DOESNT HAVE ARMS! HOW IS HE GOING TO WIN!? FIND IT OUT NEXT TIME PLEASE!)