Chapter 13
Yoka was now dead and everyone was like happy because she was kind of crazy and like a mad jester who laughed menacingly doing a joke with a gun and she wanted to destroy the earth when everyone remembered… NARANICA WAS POISONED AND HE COULD DIE IN ANY MOMENT LIKE HE COULD BE DEAD NOW GUYS THIS IS THRILLLLLLL::::::::!
Everyone knew they had to heal him so they took him out to the space and then they went back to earth and the space ship exploded because now there was no one to press the not self destruct button.
"WHERE CAN WE HEAL NARANCIA!?" asked Joseph in a hurry grabbing his head like if it was a mere apple.
"Erina sewed a city, maybe they have a hospital there" pointed Jotaro and everyone clapped because that was really smart.
Everybody grabbed a car and they started to drive to Erinas city and nothing happened in the travel and it was boring as fuck so im not going to say what happened but everyone could agree that the treasure wasnt the travel or the friends they made along the way or some stuid shit like that. After the travel, they reached Erinas city and they rushed in a hospital and asked for Narancia to get healed and Narancia got healed.
After 3 hours and 2 days, the doctors finished healiung Narancia nad they got close to Jotaro and say:
"The bill is 1204810000000 dollars" said the doctor that actually was Josuke because he could make everyone think that he was the best doctor in the world with his stand.
"WHAT?!" asked Joseph in disbelief "WE DONT HAVE THAT MONEY!"
"Well sorry guys but i already healed him so someone has to pay for it" asked Josuke with a sorry but i cant do anything face in his face.
"We will have to get a job" pointed Jotaro and everyone fainted in that moment because that was really smart guys, it was really smart. Luckly, Josuke was there to wake everyone up and so he did.
Kakyoin and Jotaro and Joseph and Polonareff and Narancia too walked out of the hospital and went to the town hall to ask Erina for jobs because she was the mayor.
"You could defend the city from an illegal mafia" pointed Erina while doing paperwork because now she was really busy.
"IT WOULDNT BE DIAVOLOS MAFIA?" asked Joseph in a worry because nobody wanted to touch Diavolo because he was just a really nice guy-
"No, his is the legal mafia" unworried Erina
"Oh, okay" said Joseph and everyone went in the city and out of the town hall to the city to search for the evil mafia.
"Let's ask Yown for help, he knows how to fight so he can helps us" pointed Kakyoin and everyone agreed with him and Jotaro clapped to that idea because it was also a really smart one.
Jotaro and the gang went to Yowns house and knocked on the door all at once and they asked for help and Yown gladly helped them because Yown is a nice guy too guys.
"First we should search in alleys" said Jotaro "Illegal things always happen in alleys" he added and everyone died because that was really smart and Josuke had to revive them all which incresed the total bill by a dollar per person which made 6 dollars more.
Everyone went into an alley and then they waited until someone with a long coat and a hat got closer to them.
"Do you want drugs?" asked the mysterious and sinister person opening his coat as much as he can to hide him and everyone that was buying him drugs.
"NO, WE WANT TO ARREST YOU!" screamed Yown shaking the man like a bag of chips.
"AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHH!" screamed the mean in fear with tears in his eyes and then they threw him to a cell and they started to interrogate him.
First, Polnareff tried to talk to him but he was really bad at being with other humans so he just did nothing and he left. After Polnareff came Kakyoin, and he could get a lot of information from him but he couldnt get enough because he wasnt intimidating enough so he called Jotaro and Jotaro intimidated him soooo much that the information came out of his ass in the form of shit.
"I DONT KNOW WHO IS THE BOSS OF MY MAFIA! HE IS MYSTERIOUS!" screamed the man in the form of farts.
"THEN TELL US SOMETHING" said Jotaro calmly slamming a table against his hand to intimidate the man even more.
"THE GUY THAT IS MY BOSS BUT MY BOSS IS THE BOSS OF THAT GUY IS HERE!" screamed the man shaking and he pointed to a house that was drawn in a map in the style of a map so it didnt look much like a house but still everyone knew where they had to go.
First Narancia started to shoot at the windows to scare the not so boss man so that he doesnt try to jump out of a window because maybe Narancia can shoot him. Then Jotaro went through the front door with a gun in his hands ready to shoot and Kakyoin went through the back door with a splash ready to emerald.
Everyone searched the entire house and there was only one place now… THE CLOSET!
Jotaro started to reach for the knob as a scary music with a lot of violins and flutes and evil guitars and screams of women started playing. Jotaro grabbed the knob and then he opened the door and inside the closet was… PESCI! (THE PINAPLE GUY THAT HAD A FISHING TOD STAND)
"You are under arrest" said Jotaro pointing at Pesci with his finger and summoning star platinum.
"GET AWAY!" cried Pesci swinging the fishing rod like a bat but it was useless because Jotaro broke the rod with a dynamic punch and Pesci started crying in pain and in fear and he started to twist in the floor like a snail while screaming and it was really sad guys, even Jotaro had to look away because it was really pathetic.
After Jotaro stopped looking away, everyone grabbed Pesci and they arrested him and they didnt even have to interrogate him like cool cops because Pesci was boring and he screamed all the information in the journey to jail. But now everyone knew who the second boss was so now they could ask the second boss who is the first boss and they could destroy the mafia.
The police gang went to the house of Angelo and they went in and they strated to threaten Angelo because… ANGELO WAS THE SECOND BOSS!
"HAHAHWaHHSAHDAWHD" luaghed Angelo and then he filled the room with water so that this stand can fuse with the water and kill everyone but Jotaro used star platinums super suck power to drink all the water before that could happen and then they arrested Angelo.
"Im not going to tell you anything" said Angelo with a serious face and then he cuted his tongue with a blade that he had behind his teeth and he swallowed his cutted tongue and died drowned by tongue.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Joseph Josetar "NOW WE COULD NEVER KNOW WHO IS THE FIRST BOSS!"
"We can investigate his house, maybe he has a clue" said Jotaro covering his eyes with his detective cap like a true detective and it was so smart that Kakyoin cried because he was so proud of him.
Everyone went inside and they started to search for clues because maybe there were any clues.
"HEY GUYS!" screamed Narancia from a room to the other rooms "I FOUND A CLUE!" he screamed like sending a message from a phone to other phones but instead of phones they were rooms.
Everyone went to Narancia and they saw… BLOOODOODDD! AND IT WAS ON THE FLOOR!
"This can be blood from the boss" said Narancia scratching his chin because he was trying to think and he did because he was right.
"We should send this blood to a DNA tester" said Jotaro grabbing some blood with a sponge and then he got on a car with everyone else and they drove to Speedwagon because he has a foundation and foundations do stuff like this.
"Analyze this please" said Jotaro handing the bloody sponge to Speedwagon.
"Of course!" said Speedwagon saying youre welcome with his hat like a true gentleman "Ill have the analysis ready for tomorrow"
"Okay" said Jotaro and he came tomorrow.
-The next day-
Jotaro and the detective gang went to the foundation and they saw Speedwagon who had a surprised and shocked and with fear face that was like WHAAAA!?
"What happened SPEEEDWAGON!?" asled Narancia shaking and biting his nails because he was afraid of Speedwagon face because it meant that he probably had bad news like that he ran over Narancias dog with his car or something like that.
"I have the analysis done" said Speedewaong shaking like one of those tube ballons with arms and a dumb face that are usually on the malls that dont have a name but they look like the dance or somehting.
"WHAT ARE THE RESULTS!?" asked screaming the asker screamer french man that is tower POlnareff.
"The DNA is… JONATHAN JOESTAR!" screamed Speedwagon and then he fainted on his beautiful hat because this information was just too much.
When the detective gnag heard that, they all got a serious face on their also serious but not so serious face and then they all started to go to the Jonathans house and they rushed inside with a lot of weapons and they cornered Jonathan.
"You are under arrest for having an illegal mafia" arrested Jotaro pointing at Jonathan with the intimidating finger of star platinum and threatening to do an even more intimidating star finger.
"I have no cabal" cried Jonathan in gentlemanliness.
"Tell that to the judge" said Jotaro like a cool cop and Kakyoin laughed because it was a funny joke and then they arrested Jonathan and now he was in jail.
"Case closed" said Kakyoin cleaning the dust of his hands with loud claps and then he went to his house with Jotaro to have a nice night after this hard day of work.
"Hmmmmm, something isnt right" thought Joseph using his incredible brain to figure out waht was wrong. "I know! I was with Jonathan the 7 of june when the blood was made!"
Joseph gathered again the entire gang and the interesting people of the city for a last investigation and he went to ask Speedwagon a thing.
"Speedwagon" said Joseph shaking his finger and walking from one side of the room to the other like a true interrogator "Is it possible that someone has your same DNA?"
"Well yes, brothers have the same DNA" asserted Speedwagon like the genius of science he was.
Everyone gasped when they heard that because they knew what it mean.
"That mean the true boss of the mafia is…" exclaimed Joseph doing a really long pause to increase the intrigue ofc the audience "YOWN!"
"It cant be!" screamed Erina who was there.
"WHAT!" screamed shocked Speedwagon and then he fainted.
"It is a possibility" said Jotaro and Kakyoin who were thinking and were smart.
"NOT MY KINSPERSON!" screamed Jonathan in shock
"QUELLE?!" shocked Polnareff in french.
Everyone stared at Yown with fear because maybe he was the leader of the illegal mafia and that could be dangerous becuase he can hurt them with illegal things he can have because he is illegal like a knife.
"Guys, its not me" clamed Yown and he sounded like he was telling the truth because he is a cloo dude.
"The proof says other thing" said Joseph and some cops that were there ran towards Yown to arrest him and then they freed Jonathan.
Everyone stared at Yown because now he was in jail because maybe he was a criminal.
"Do you have anything to say, Yown?" laughed Joseph like a true detective who has solved a hard case.
"No" said Yown with a sad face.
"Well then, we ll have to kill you tomorrow for doing illegal mafia things" said Joseph with a slightly sad face on his eyes.
"Thats right, the constitutions says it" said Erina because she knows this things because she is the mayor.
"WHAT!?" screamed Yown biting the bars with each scream so hard that they ended up looking like pens.
Everyone looked at Yown with sad faces because they couldnt do anything, Yown had to die.
"Im sorry Yown" said a random cop crying a lot of tears while loading a gun to kill Yown.
"NO!" screamed Yown so loud that the cops who were there fell to the floor from the shock and they died because i dont know the floor was poisoned or something.
"Yown?" asked Narancia in shock because he knows Yown really well and he knows Yown wouldnt do something as uncool as running away from a mortal battle which he has done now.
"YOU CANT FUCKING DO THIS" screamed… YOWN?
Everyone stared at Yown in shock as his face turned from a cool one to an angry and not cool one and he summoned a stand that looked like angel god but wasnt angel god because this one was like 5 meters tall and it looked like a super giant angel with chains and hell and fire all over its body and it was red and it had like 24 wings on each side of his back and in its face there was a literal door and it leaded to hell and in the top of the door there was… THE ACTUAL ANGEL GOD!
"WHAT IS HAPPENING!?" asked Speedwagon in shock waking up from his fainting and peeing his pants.
"You are going to die" said… YOWN? looking at Speedwagon with red eyes like a real killer.
"Who are you?" asked Jotaro summoning his stand because he was clearly dangerous.
"Im Yowns other personality, Yozel" introduced Yozel to himself and it was super scary.
(A.N. OMMHMHMHMMGMGMGMMG GUYSYSYYSYSSS BEST PLOT TWIST IN THE FUCKING WORLD THIS WAS A REALLY GOOD CHAPTER AND OMMGGGGG I CANT BELIEVE IT. Btw guys, Yozel comes from azazel because he is like an angel but also a demon or something its really smart guys i know. BUT REALLY LOOK FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER BECAUSE IT WILL BE FUCKING EPICCCC! I AM GOING TO DO THAT!)