Chapter 15
(HEY GUYS BEFORE THE CHAPTER BEGINS I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING: AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER EVERYONE FELL ON THE EVIL TRAPDOOR BUT THAT WAS A LIE! JOTARO DIDNT FELL IN IT BECAUSE IT WAS AN OBVIOUS TRAP AND HE SAVED KAKYOIN AND KAKYOIN SAVED EVERYONE WITH HIS STAND TAIL SO ONLY JOTARO DODGED THE TRAPDOOR BUT HE RESCUED EVERYONE AND NOW NO ONE FELL ON THE TRAP SO THATS ALL GUYS! LOVE THE CHAPTER!)
Everone was save now (I SAID IT EARLIER) and now were searching for Yozel because he was evil.
"He is probably under this trapdoor" pointed Kakyoin.
"WE SHOULD DIG A TUNNEL NEAR THE TRAPDOOR!" screamed Yown "WE WOULD GO WHERE HE IS BUT THROUGH A DIFFERENT PATH TO CONFUSE HIM!"
"That is a good plan" added Josuke who was there and he was tired of Jotaro and Kakyoin always speaking.
Yown started to dig a hole with his great stand until he stopped when he reached a room like laboratory and everyone entered there and they saw… YOZEL! AND HE WAS A FUCKING SHOGT SOUL!
"Oh, a secret path" smiled Yozel with the smile of someone who knew they could win.
"THAT WAS YOUR STAND!?" screamed Speedwagon with fear because he was scared of ghosts.
"Yes, i can control souls because i have the power of hell" laughed Yozel between laughs.
"OH NO!" screamed POlnareff "THAT IS HOW YOU DID THISISISI! frenched Polnareff pointing at his soul.
"Yes" smiled Yozel "Now i have to do my plan"
"OH NO HIS PLAN" screamed Narancia and he summoned his plane and he started to shoot to Yozel but… HE WAS A GHOST AND THE BULLETS WENT THROUGH HIM!
"I see you want to die" laughed Yozel with a lot of anger like a mad parrot and then… NARANCIA WAS DEAD!
"H-H...Ow" blooded Narancia leaving blood on the floor because he was now dead.
"MY BODY!" cried Joseph because now that Narancia was dead in his body.
"HE HAS MORE POWER!" cried Speedwagon with fear in his pants.
"WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!" raged Yown punching his soul to punch Yozels soul but it didnt work.
"Yes, we have to stop" cheered Erina.
"You cant, my plan is unstoppable!" laughed Yozel with an evil laugh like a witch who has just ate a tree that used to be a human.
"What is your plan" ordered Jotaro with an angry face with a lot of lines.
"Oh, so you are interested" laughed Yozel "Then i am going to tell you: I am going to use my soul powers to bring every soul of dead people back to life to make them my slaves so i have the best mafia in the world!" he explained
"Oh no" said Diavolo with an intimidating Josuke voice "That is a really good plan, he would beat even the mafia of I, the great Diavolo" he exclaimed.
"Yes! And i would be… UNSTOPPABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he roared opening his mouth as much as he can so that China hears his roar.
"We will stop you" threatend Jotaro pointing at Yozel with star platinum.
"I have put a bomb in the door of hell, it will explode in 5 minutes and when it does I will be unstoppable" laughed Yozel so much that he started to have spasms.
"OH NO!" gasped Speedwagon
Everyone left to get ready for the war and to make plans and to leave space for Joseph to cry for his body when… THE BOMB EXPLODDED! And Yozels laugh could be heard eeeeeeverywhere.
Everyone looked at the laguh and then at where it was coming from and they saw… Yozel… AND ALL THE DEAD PEOPLE IN THE WORRLDDD!
All the souls of the dead people were on his army and everyone stared at the souls like Enstin, Hitler, Obama and also Okuyasu was there but he was good so he joined Yozels army and so did the other good souls.
"THE WORLD IS MINE!" laguhed Yozel and Dio stared at Yozel with hat when he said that and then the war started.
Everyone started to run to Yozel and Erina sew bikes so everyone goes faster and a lot of souls attacked the guys but they dodged them until Enstin punched Polnareff and he fell and started to fight Enstin but everyone kept running to Yozel.
When the souls attacked everyone, Erina sew a super mini plane for Yown and he grabbed it and he started to fly to Yozel and everyone started to fight souls.
Jotaro fought the soul of Hitler.
"YOU CANT BEAT ME!" laughed Hitler sending a lot of soldiers to fight.
"I am going to kill you in one second" asserted Jotaro and one second later Hitler had died.
Meanwhile Einstni.
"I have discovered a formula to teleport" bored Enstin really boringly until Polnareff fell asleep because it was really boring but… THIS WAS ENSTIN PLAN BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY SMART! So Enstin teleported to Polnareffbut… KAKYOIN EMERLADED ENSTINS BACK BECAUSE KAKYOIN WAS EVEN SMARTER!
Then Erina was fighting a random guy but she sewed the soul to hell so the soul couldnt get out.
Joseph was destroying hunders of hundres of souls with his crazy plans and funny puns.
Jonathan was fighting Obama and he beated him so now Jonathan wasnt fightin no one.
Everyone kept fighting when a soul stepped and smoke came out of his feet and it sounded everywhere and every fight in the world stopped to look at the powerful soul. It was… JESUS!
Everyone killed the souls they were fighting and started to walk towards Jesus and summoning their stands.
First Jotaro stopped time and tried to kill Jesus but Jesuss stopped time twive as harder as him so Jotaro was stopped instead and Jesus punched him really hard but he didnt kill him because killing is a sin and Jesus doesnt sin.
"You have to try better to touch me" karated Jesus grabbing his glowing circle to use it as a ninja star.
Erina sewed a cross and then made it satanic because everyone knew that Jesus is like an antisatanic vampire but Jesus cut the cross with his chrstian ninja star so now he had no weakness.
Kakyoin emeralded Jesus but Jesus created emeralds so it didnt affect him.
Diavolo erased time to punch Jesus but Jesus erased Diavolos erased time so instead Diavolo was punched and then Jesus tried to kill Diavolo because his name means satan in italy and everyone knows that killing satan is not a sin but Polnareff who woke up stabbed Jesus just he didnt because actually Jesus stabbed Polnareff because you cant stab Jesus and Polnareff fell unconscious.
"WE HAVE TO MAKE A PLAN OR DIAVOLO WILL DIE!" cried Joseph trying to attack Jesus but he couldnt because attacking Jesus is a sin and he died for your sins so he doesnt let anyone sin.
Jesus raised his cross to crucify Diavolo when everyone heard a loud motorcycle go all brrrrr
and everyone stared at it when… SOMEONE PUNCHED JESUSIN THE FACE! It was… DIO! DOING THE COOLEST ENTRANCE EVER!
After punching Jesus, his motorcycle landed the jump and then it skidded all pffffum and he jumped out of his moto and Giorno jumped out of the sidecar that was on the moto.
"I, DIO, will kill Jesus" he asserted "Giorno, give them wings to run away" ordered DIO.
Giorno nodded and then he gave wings to everyone and they all started flying towards Yozel when… SATAN PUNCHED DIAVOLO AND THEN HE TEARED APART HIS WINGS!
"Keep going" said Giorno "He can handle Satan himself".
Diavolo and Satan started to punch each other with their stands just Satan didnt have a stand but he was punching King Crimson and shockwaves were appearing everyone and they were making everything on the floor explode. They keep the punches a lot until Diavolos back touched DIOs back and so the duo battle began.
DIO started at Diavolos eyes and Diavolo started at DIOs eyes and then they nodded each other and they both summoned their stands.
Meanwhile Satan and Jesus wanted to kill each other but they couldnt because they were in a duo fight and you cant touch your partner in a duo fight.
Jesus wrapped his fist in holy energy and it was all white and Satan wrapped his fist in satanic energy and it looked all dark and red and they both punched but they were interrupted by DIOs the worlds and Diavolos king crimsons fist.
"Do it, DIO" asserted Diavolo and DIO stopped time and when Jesus saw this, he stopped time twice as hard but he didnt count with… DIAVOLOL! Diavolo used his king crimson to erase the time that Jesus had stopped and now there was only DIOs stopped time so DIO could kill Jesus.
DIO raised his fist with one hand and grabbed Jesus necks with the other and he stared at his eyes with a cool stare and then he began to froze Jesus with one hand (WHY DIDNT DIO USE FREEZE IN PART 3?!) .
After some stopped time, Jesus was fully frozen and so DIO threw him in the air and he wrapped the worlds fist with time to make it stronger and it was all grey and with energy and he tried to punch Jesus but… A SATANIC BEAM CAME OUT OF THE SKY!
The beam hit both DIO and Jesus and it almost killed DIO because it was really powerful but since Jesus was covered in ice, he wasnt affected by the pain and instead the ice just melted.
"Dont think Jesus is the only one with powers" laughed Satan like a Satan "I can stop time twice as hard as Diavolo"
"This seems like a hard fight for I, DIO, and also for you, Diavolo" laughed DIO doing a cool fighting pose and Diavolo joined the pose to do a duo fighting pose.
"But we, DIO and the great Diavolo, won't lose" added Diavolo to DIOs phrase and then the real fight began.
Punches were exchanged for other punches and there were a lot of jumps in time that made the battle seem even more godly.
Dio threw a really strong punch at Jesus face but Jesus was tired so he just raised his hand with calm and DIOs fist was stopped with a loud and powerful shockwave but Jesus didnt even react to it.
"Enough" intimidated Jesus "Time to end this" he said.
When Jesus said that, he began to rise in the sky with a holy light that came from the coulds and there were a lot of people singing and praying because it was holy and then Jesus began to being wrapped in the light.
Suddenly, something came down from heaven, it was… Heavens door. Heavens door started to write on the covered by holy light like a caterpillar Jesus and it was giving him a lot of powers and then, heavens door flew back to the heaven with his angel wings and Jesus came out of the light with a big light explosion that blinded everyone and when everyone stopped being blind except for the bllind guy because he is always blind, everyone saw… JESUS THROWING FIRE FROM HIS SEVEN KUNG FU HANDS AND FLYING WITH HIS BUTTERFLY WINGS!
"This ends here" said Jesus in a calm way and a second later he punched DIO and it was so fast that it was like if he stopped time but he didnt because DIO could have seen if he had.
DIO went flying through the battlefield and some rocks exploded and some because DIO crashed against them.
"Let's finish this, DIO" said Diavolo giving DIO a hand to help him get up.
"Yes, Diavolo" asserted DIO menacingly getting up with the help of Diavolo.
Both DIO and Diavolo summoned their stands and then they started to count to three. When they reached three… SATAN DIED WITH THE MARK OF DIOS FIST ON HIS FACE!
"WHAT?!" asked Jesus with a shock on his twenty nine faces because heavens door gave him that.
"If we, DIO and Diavolo, use our powers at the same time, you, Jesus, can do nothing to stop it!" explained DIO while brofisting Diavolo like true friends.
"Well, it does not matter, you still can not defeat me" explained Jesus really calmly like a true wise god and then he used his holy powers to wrap himself in a holy light sphere that grew bigger in size each second and that disintegrated everything that it touched so no one could touch Jesus and Jesus would kill everyone in this war.
"Oh no…" cursed Diavolo covering his eyes from the blindness that Jesus was making with his power "We can't touch him"
"Maybe, but we, DIO and Diavolo, can still defeat him" laughed DIO and then he looked at Diavolo and they both nodded because they both knew what to do.
DIO, Diavolo, King crimson and the world placede all their hands together and they started to charge all their powers in one point like an energy sphere and they all were screaming to release more power. The power sphere grew like the size of a big person and then everyone extended their hands to release a time ray against Jesus and his holy orb. The orb and the ray clashed and light started to appear, both of them were fighting and doing energy sounds and doing all the strength they could.
"You, Jesus, can't win" laughed DIO "Our, DIO and Diavolo, time ray has a special power: everything that touches it goes back in time."
"WHAT?!" shocked Jesus with true fear in his face.
Suddenly, the orb started to become smaller and smaller because it was going back in time until the orb stopped existing and then the ray directly hit Jesus who started to go back in all of the years of his life while DIO and Diavolo were screaming with power and energy because they were doing the most powerful attack in the world. When they stopped doing the time ray, what was left of Jesus was only a baby, DIO and Diavolo stared at it with the stared of someone who has won and is proud of it but also the stare of someone who hates their enemy because it almost destroyed the world, and then Diavolo stomped over baby Jesus and baby Jesus died in an explosion of blood and guts.
"Well done, Diavolo" said DIO grabbing Diavolos hand with strength to do an air arm wrestle.
"Good job, DIO" said Diavolo doing strength in the arm wreslte because he didnt want to lose.
The camera zoomed out of their arm wrestling and it moved back to Yown who was flying towards Yozel to fight him. Now there was only one battle left.