Chapter 17
"WHO IS THE ZOMBI?" asked Yown punching the air because he couldnt wait to kill him.
No one said anything and this was getting a little bit boring so Yown started to punch everyone until the zombi said they were the zombi.
Suddenly someone touched Yowns shoulder while he was punching Speedwagon who was obviously the zombi but Yown still punched him just in case and then Yown turned back to see who touched him.
Yown looked back and he saw… YOZEL ZOMBI! Jk Yozel was a ghost and there cant be a zombi ghost because that would be really stupid and it wouldnt make sense instead it was… OKUYASU (Remember he died?)
"OKUYASU!?" shocked Speedwagon and Yown.
"Yes" said Okuyasu and then he high fived Yown because he was back.
Yown high fived with Okuyasu but IT WAS ACTUALLY A TRAP BECAUSE YOWN CLAPPED THE HAND AND YOWNS ARM WAS THE HANDED AND NOW YOWN HAD LOST HIS ARM!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" screamed Yown twisting in the floor with pain and kicking the floor so hard because of the pain that it looked like an earthquake.
"OH NO WE CANT KILL OKUYASU WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?" yelled Speedwagon grabbing his hat because he didnt want it to be the handed.
Okuyasu started to move the hand menacingly and everyone run away because it was just to scary.
"HE IS GOING TO DESTROY THE TOWN!" cried Erina like a worried mayor which she was.
When Erina screamed that, a mysterious figure opened the door of his house and then he started walking towards Okuyasu.
"I'm not going to let you destroy this town" said KIRA taking his jacket suit off to fight better.
"Come closer and you will speak to my hand" laughed Okuyasu showing that his funny sense of humor hadnt died.
"I know" said Kira really seriously and then he summoned Killer queen.
Kira and his stand started to do weird poses with his hands to do a secret technique like a ninja and then he touched the ground and explosions started to move underground.
"Those explosions are too weak to break the ground" laughed Okuyasu slapping his leg like a cowboy but now with the hand because he still wanted his knee of course.
"Look under your feet" said Kira menacingly and Okuyasu did.
When Okuyasu looked he saw… A SEWER!
"OH NOO!" freaked out Okuyasu and then he explosion opened the sewer before Okuyasu could move and he started to fly away just like a car in a volcano and then he reached space but his body was made little pieces before it reached there so when Okuyasu was in the space he just looked like fish food and Kars ate it from his space house because he was hungry because in the space there isnt food.
Kira put on his suit jacket back and he started to walk back to his home when everyone jumped against him and started screaming like angry monkeys because he was just Kira, the mortal enemy of Yown, but when they did that Kira said:
"Remember i touched the floor" said Kira and everyone got up things they had nearby like a mailbox or a hat like if Kira had said the floor is lava and Yown kept jumping like an angry monkey because if he jumped he didnt touch the floro.
Kira just began to walk with style back to his house and then he locked the door quickly because maybe Yown got inside and that would be really scary.
Yown tried to knock on Kiras door but then he remembered… HE DIDNT HAVE AN ARM! So Yown started to screamed and twist in the floor like a screaming octopus.
"WE NEED HELP!" screamed Speedwagon "WHO ARE WE GOING TO CALL?"
"JOSUKE!" sang Joseph like a cool song from a movie and then they started to write Josukes name on the phone when… A THUNDER THUNDERED THE PHONE!
"WHAT?!" asked Joseph in disbelif.
Everyone looked at the origin of the thunder and it was… GOD!
"Someone killed my son and they are going to pay for their sins!" screamed madly God showing his angry hand through a cloud and Satans dad wasnt here because it didnt exist.
"OH NO!" screamed Erina "YOWN DOESNT HAVE A HAND AND DIO OR DIAVOLO ARENT HERE! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!" she cried.
"I, DIO, am here" said DIO walking into the scene really cool and dramatic and then he stopped time but when he did God just laughed.
"Time doesnt affect me" laughed God like the funniest clowin in the world.
"I, DIO, know, but this way they won't annoy me" asserted DIO with dominance and God got angry because that was a really good answer so God tried to punch him from a cloud but DIO grabbed GODs gigant fist and they started to go to the center of the earth.
"You are going to burn" luaghed God because the earthe core was really hot.
"There is something you haven't thought, God" laughed DIO and God got angry so he began to punch faster "When the time is stopped, the fire is stopped too so it doesn't burn"
"WHAAATT!?" screamed God really shocked and then they reached the earth core.
DIO threw Gods fist aside and it got stuck in a rock and DIO began to run through his arm until he reached the cloud that God was hiding on and then DIO jumped to attack God in the face.
"You idiot, i am going to block your attack" laughed God.
"DIAVOLO, NOW!"! screamed DIO and God gasped because this was shocking
Diavolo came out of the bush that he was hiding in and then he king crimsoned God to erase time and when the time stopped being erased… GOD WAS DEAD BECAUSE DIO KILLED HIS NOSE AND AN EYE!
DIO unstopped time and then DIO and Diavolo brofisted again and they left and Gods body fell and it was like seven and a half meters wide and it crushed like half of the earth because it was God.
"Okay that was cool but what do we do with Yown and Kira?" asked Kakyoin and no one knew just no because someone knew… YOWN!
Yown got up and then he threw down Kiras door with a kick.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" screamed Kiras wife "IM GOING TO CALL THE POLICE!"
"I am the police" said Yown really cooly and then he punched Kira and he broke Kiras nose.
"AAAAAAHH!" screamed Kira in pain and then Yown grabbed his face and then he teared it apart until Kira lost his face.
"Im going to fist your face but I dont have a fist and you dont have a face" said Yown really intimidating.
Yown began to kick Kira who was on the floor screaming as his family watched in terror and then Yown got tired an he left to the hospital and Kira was left on the floor unconscious and crying.
"WOW THAT WAS INSTEAD!" laughed Speedwagon and it was really funny.
Yown then went to the hospital and Josuke gave him his arm back and Kira went the next day when he woke up.
The next day Yown woke up because Erina was screaming inside his house.
"SOMEONE TOOK THE CITY!" creid Erina
"WHO!?" asked Yown in shock waking up from his bed.
"THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA!" answered Erina and then Yown began to run to the white house.
"Who are you?" asked the president in a really elegant blue suit.
"I AM YOWN AND I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU!" screamed Yown
"Security" said the president and then he began to work on a paper again.
The fbi came and they tried to take Yown to his home but they didnt know that Yown had the power to take his home to Yown so Yown grabbed his home and then he threw it one the fbi and all of them died because a house is stronger than a gun like in rock papper scissors.
"GIVE BACK THE TOWN!" screamed Yown shaking the president.
"No" said the president and then he used the lasers that all presidents have in their eyes for protection to push Yown back where his house used to be but it was uselles because Yown was stronger than the lasers so the lazers pushed the president away and he turned around the world and when he was coming back from the other side of the world Yown used his super punch to make the president spit blood.
"STOP IT!" screamed the president and then he used his ultimate power, a contract.
The president pulled out a contract that said: "I ll give you the city if you destroy Russia and give me a cool robot they have" and Yown had to do that because it was a contract.
The president took Yown to a place where they had a lot of spy things like a watch or galsses that can see through walls or a spy team!
The team was made by: Yown, Abbaccio, Fugo and… KIRA!
"Okay, team" said Polpo because he was the hacker of the team because he was a nerd and he cant move "Get in the spy ship and go to russia"
Everyone got on the spy ship and they began to drive to russia thruogh the sea in an epic adenture and the saw a kraken.
When they reached, they saw a big castel and they knew they had to go inside because Polpo told them to.
First they took some random guards that were on the entrance and they killed them and they stole their clothes.
When they were disguised as them, they got inside the castle and everyone thought that they were normal russian soldiers.
They walked through the castle but they didnt found the leader of the castle so they asked a soldier that was there.
"Where is the leader and the secret information?" asked Kira because he was the one that knew how to talk.
"They are in the screet room but no one knows how to get there" answered the soldier "Also why dont you have a gun? All the soldiers have guns" he kept saying.
"OH NO HE GOT US!" screamed Yown
"Maybe its because you arent guards and you are just diguised as guards" shooted the soldier and then he began to shoot everyone with his gun or thats what he would have said if Kira hadnt made him explode.
"Now its your turn Abbaccio" said Polpo through a microphone to a speaker that everyone had inside their ears "Use your stand to know where the room is" Polpo said and Abbaccio did.
Abbaccio turned his stand into the russian leader and they followed him to the secret room.
"OH NO THERE IS A PUZZLE AND A DNA DETECTOR TO GO IN!" screamed Yown because they were in trouble because now they couldnt go in.
"Don't worry" said Kira and then he exploded the door and inside the secret room was… NO ONE!
"WHY ISNT THE LEADER HERE!?" screamed Yown punching the computers that were inside the secret room and making them explode.
"He probably left because he saw us coming" answered Fugo because he was the smart one.
"THAT MEANS THIS IS A TARP!" screamed Yown and everyone run out of the secret room because Kira had exploded the door so the door didnt close and everyone was safe from the trap and then the secret room exploeded.
"Where do we go now?" asked Abbaccio.
"We should follow the footprints that are one the floor" pointed Fugo to the footprints on the floor and everyone followed them.
The footprints leaded to a room.
"LETS GO INSIDE!" screamed Yown but he was stopped by Fugo.
"Wait, maybe there are soldiers inside" asserted Fugo really wisely and then he used his stand to spread virus through the room and when the virus left the went inside and everyone was dead thanks to the virus and then everyone kept walking but… THE FOOTPRINTS LEADED TO A WALL!
"There is a secret door behind the wall" asserted Fugo and thn he threw the virus inside the secret room and Kira blew up the door but… INSIDE THE ROOM THERE WERE A LOT OF SOLDIERS WHO WERE POINTING THEIR GUNS AT YOWN AND THE GANG BECAUSE THEY WERENT DEAD BECAUSE THEY WERE WERAING. FACE MASKS!
Everyone raised their hands in a surrender way because they couldnt fight against soooo much guns and a mysterious shadow clapped and laughed from behind a shadow in a throne that was in the room. It was… THE PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA.
"Take them to the spy jail" ordered the president of Russia but that was a mistake because when the soldiers got near Yown to arrest him, he killed them all with a super sonic stare and the power of his stand so now there was only the president of Russia.
"TAKE THAT SHADOW OF YOUR FACE!" ordered Yown.
"Okay" said the president of Russia and he pointed a flashlight at his face.
His face was… ROHAN KISHIBE!
"ROHAN!?" screamed Yown "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!"
"I was" answered Rohan "But i wrote cant die on myself before dying so i came back to life"
"WHAT A MONSTER!" yelled Yown in pain.
"And now I became the presdinte of Russia to revenge myslef for what you did to me!" said Rohan calmly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Yown with fear in his face because Rohan was unkillable because he wrote that on himself.
"But first im going to take to jail" said Rohan and then he wrote on everyone except Yown goes to jail.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed everyone except Yown jumping and twisting and trying to not go to jail and it looked like they were dancing and all the soldiers laughed at them as they were going inside the jail and then they were locked.
"Now its just yo and me" said Rohan with a creepy smile on his face like an alligator and he really looked like an alligator spceially because he was wearing and alligator pijama because he really liked it.
TO BE CONTINUED...