Chapter 19

Farzhung was stupid so he died from a heart attack because he used his funeral powers on himself so no epic fight against him sorry just no because he sucked.

Yown went to see the fireworks with everyone and everyone was kissing their couples except him because HE DIDNT HAVE ONE!
"Im jelous" cried Yown.

"You should get a couple" suggested Speedwagon.

"OAKY!" yelled Yown.

Yown slammed the door of the girls bathroom because that is the best place to find girls.

"DO YOU WANT A MAN? CAUSE I HAVE A REALLY GOOD ONE RIGHT HERE!" screamed Yown but all the girls ignored him so he left the bathroom crying.

Yown went to a park and he sat on a bench to console himslef.

"If you want to console yourself here is a playstation 5" said a mysterious voice and then he slammed the playstation 5 on Yowns face and he flew flying and then he felt better.

"WHO ARE YOU!?" screamed Yown spitting blood.

"I am Satans daughter" said this mysterious person.

"THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE SAtAN IS DEAD!" screamed Yown runing to punch her in the face because she was lying.

The mysterious person shaked to dodge the attack and then she magically teleported in Yowns back and then she threw Yown to the floor.

"OH NO MY PLASTATION 5!" cried Speedwagon and then he grabbed his playstation like if it was a dead body and then he began to cry.

"Satan had laid an egg before he died and it was hidden inside his dead body and i was born from this egg" said the mysterious person.

"THATS IMPOSSIBLE!" asserted Yown wisely "Only ugly things like birds come out of eggs and you arent ugly" said Yown and then he yelled and he teared his shirt apart because the lies were getting him REALLY ANGRY!

"Well it doesnt matter, i can buy a new one with my foundations" said Speedwagon and then he threw the playstation 5 to the trash.

"That is because an old witch cursed the egg so a human borns of it but it also cursed it to destroy society and that is why i have horns" asserted the mytserious person.

"Ah okay, whats your name?" asked Yown being a curious little boy.

"My name is Saran Bloodylust Vanhellburg but people call me Saran because it sound like Satan."

"Thats cool my name is Yown but people call me Yoyo!" answered Yown in a flirty way.

"Want to go on a date?" asked whispering Saran terrifyingly from behind.

"WHEN DID YOU GET BEHIND ME!" screamed Yown scraed with fear because that was really scary.

"Somewhen" answered Saran and then she gave Yown her number.

"Yown grabbed the number and then he called Kakyoin" said the narrator. (A.N. I READ THAT IS REALLY GOOD TO HAVE A NARRATOR CHARACTER SO NOW THERE IS ONE! HE WAS BEHIND A TREE AAALLLL THE TIME OKAY)

"What happens Yown?" asked Kakyoin from the phone.

"I GOT A DATE KAKYOIN!" screamed Yown.

"Oh, that is cool" answered Yown and then he hung up the phone because the screaming had caused him headache and also it broke the speaker of his phone.

"Jotaro" said Kakyoin.

"Yes?" asked Jotaro from the kitchen because he was baking for once because Kakyoin is usually the one who cooks.

"Yown has a date" replied Kakyoin.

"Good for him" said Jotaro and then he began to cook again.

"Yes" answered Kakyoin "Good for him".

Yown went to the date and Saran wasnt there.

"WHERE IS SHEE!" yelled Yown like an erupting volcano and everyone on the street run away because he was really powerful.

"Im here" said Saran from behind Yowns back and he screamed in pain because that was fucking terryfiyng.

"Lets go the the restaurant." asserted Yown with smartness.

"Both of them went into the restaurant" said the narrator hiding under a blanket that looked like a road in the road and then a car drove over him and he died.

(A.N. SORRY GUYS! I didnt know how to write him but it doesnt matter now because he is dead)

"What would you like to eat" said a snob waiter playing with his moustache.

"I WANT A BURGER WITHOUT LETTUCE AND WITH DOUBLE TOMATO" screamed Yown punching the table because he was hungry.

"I want this steak and this ice cream and this chips" said Saran pointing at the menu that the waiter had from behind his back and the waiter scared and screamed and then he said:

"Okay" and then he went to the kithcen.

The waiter came back with all the dishes and everyone began to eat.

Each of them began to eat really fast and stared at each other and then they did a defiant stare and began to eat as fast as they can.

"I CAN EAT THIS FASTER THAN YOU!" said Yown devouring the hamburger with just one bite.

"No you cant" said Saran from behind Yown and Yown got really scared and he began to scream like a duck.

Yown began to choke so he began to twist on the floor and roll while grabbing his throat so… HE STOPPED EATING!

"HA! I WON!" laughed Saran with the mouth full of ice cream.

"THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN DEFEATED!" screamed Yown spitting the burger to the floor with tears on his eyes because this was a humiliating defeat.

After that they got out of the reastaurant and they went to a mountain to throw fireworks because that is romantic or something.

"LOOOK!" screamed Yown "THAT FIREWORK HAS THE SHAPE OF A HEART!"

Saran looked at the heart firework and Yown got behind her back.

"OH YES IT DOES!" screamed Saran from behind the back of Yown and Yown began to run away screaming because that was terrifying and Saran began to roll on the floor laughing but she also was chasing Yown so she was rolling towards Yown.

Yown run into a hole and Yown fell on it and on the hole was a cave and on the cave there was a house.

"What is this?" asked Yown

"THIS IS MY HOUSE" laughed an evil witch from behind Yowns back.

"OH NO!" screamed Yown in fear.

The witch was about to kill Yown when… SARAN CAME FROM BEHIND HER AND SHE BROKE HER NECK!

"You deserve that for sucker" said Saran and then she spitted on the witch dead body.

"YOU KNOW HER!?" screamed Yown with fear.

"Yes" said Saran and a lighting happened and it made everything so scary.

"Is she the sister of the witch that haunted your egg?" asked Yown.

"Yes" said Saran and this time a thunder happened.

"Now the witch is going to kill us for killing her sister" asserted Yown.

"We have to kill her first so she doesnt kill us" asserted Saran more assertingly.

"Also this was a really good trap the witch almost got me" explained Yown.

(A.N. NOW YOU KNOW THIS WAS ALL A TARP YOWN EXPLAINED IT!)

Everyone got out of the trap hole cave house and they made a plan to kill the witch and also they took the dead body of the other witch and they gave it to Kira and he blew it up and then he fed it to his cat.

"Now we have a plan" said Saran "Lets go"

Saran and Yown went to the witchs house and… IT WAS AN UGLY SCHOOL!

"OH NO SCHOOL!" screamed Yown terrified.

"Yes, she is a techer, what a monster" sadi Saran in dissappointemtn.

They got inside and then a trap that the witch had activated and they died just no so they just fell unconscious and then they got up tied to a chair.

"Let me give you a class." said the teacher and then she grabbed some chalk.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Yown in pain and struggle and then he broke the ropes because he got so scared that his muscles grew like five times his size so the rope exploded (A.N. THATS BIOLOGY)

"THE PLAN SARAN!" screamed Yown and then he began to run towards the witch.

Saran used the power of her stand that teleports her behind people back to teleport behind the back of th witch.

"That is useless against my math powers!" screamed the witch "SQUARE ROOT!" she screamed (A.N. I KNOW THAT IS A MATH THING OR SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH ROOT IS A PLANT BUT THAT IS THE NAME OF THE ATTACK K!?)

Yown stopped running because he couldnt anymore and then he looked down… THERE WAS A ROOT LIKE A TREE AND IT WAS SQUARED!

"OH NO I CANT MOVE!" screamed Yown.

"ME NEITHER!" screamed Saran.

"My name is mathew like math but thats a boy name so my name is mathewss" said Mathewss.

"DONT DO MATHS!" cried Yown but his words were cruelly ignored.

Mathewss began to write maths on the chalkborad with chalk and when she stopped the answer was -100.

"This is your chance of defeating me" smirked Mathewss with the face of someone who has won.

"I DONT THINK SO!" laughed Yown and then he grabbed a table and he threw it against Mathewss.

"DIVISION!" screamed Mathewss pointing at the table that was coming to her and then the table divided into two smaller tables that were so small that Mathewss could break them with the face and only her nose would bleed.

"HOW!?" cried Yown.

"I told you you can never defeat me" laughed Mathewss cleaning the nose of her face.

"MAYBE YOWN CANT BUT I CAN!" screamed Saran teleporting behind Mathewss back because she could also teleport the square root.

"EQUATION!" screamed Mathewss and an euqation appeared on the air "My back is now poisoned and if you touch it without solving the equation you will die"

"OH NO! WHATS AN X!?" cried Saran because she couldnt solve the equation.

"EQUATIONAL BOMB!" screamed Mathewss and a bomb with an equation printed on it appeared "That bomb will explode if you dont solve the equation in a minute" asserted Mathewss and then she left the room.

"ILL SOLVE THIS!" screamed Yown and then he grabbed the bomb "OH NO I HAVE TO FIND THE X!"

"50 seconds" said the bomb.

"OH NO I DONT HAVE TIME!" cried Yown

"40 seconds" laughed the bomb.

"ILL BREAK IT!" screamed Yown throwing fire and ice and hell to the bomb with his stnad.

"30 seconds" said the bomb annoyed because that fire was hurting it.

"ITS UNBREAKABLE!" terrified Yown

"20 seconds" laughed the bomb with evil on its face.

"I KNOW WHAT TO DO!" screamed Yown

"10 seconds" feared the bomb because maybe Yown solved it.

Yown grabbed a pen and then he wrote on the bomb X = X.

"OH NO, YOU SOLVED IT!" cried the bomb and then it died.

"YEAH!" celebrated Yown and then they run to catch Mathewss.

They slammed the door against the office of Mathewss and Mathewss was there with a computer… SHE WAS PLAYING MINCRAFT!
"YOU ARE NOT A TEACHER, THATS WORSE THAN BEING A TEACHER!" gasped Yown in shock.

"I am a teacher" laughed Mathewss "I WAS TEACHING MINECRAFT BEFORE I TEACHED YOU HOW TO DIE!"

Mathewss casted a spell and it teleported Yown and Saran to minecraft.

"I DONT WANT TO BE IN MINECRAFT!" yelled Yown puncing the ground so hard that it turned into diamonds and now they had a full set of diamond armor and swords (A.N. THATS HOW THE DIAMONDS WERE MADE, THE PUNCHES THAT THE DINOSAURS MADE AGAINST THE GROUND TO WALK MADE STRENGTH AGAINST COAL AND IT TURNED INTO DIAMONDS BECAUSE OF THE STRENGTH!)

Then Yown kept punching the air so hard that it borke and a portal to the end appeared and they jumped to it and a dragon was on the other side.

"WE HAVE TO KILL HIM TO LEAAAVE!" yelled Yown and then he punched the dragon so hard that it exploded but it didnt die so Yown stabed him in the heart with his diamond sword and now the dragon exploded but it was a death explosion and it died so hard that Mathewss computer exploedd and Mathwess almost died because of the explosion.

"MY SACK AH!" screamed Mathewss grabing her sack of rocks.

(a.N. THATIS HOW JAPANESE SAY PAIN IN JAPANESE)

"Get ready to die" pointed Yown crawling out of the screen of the computer like the ring kid.

Mathewss screamed from fear and then Saran appeared on her back and she broke her neck and now Mathewss was dead.

"Whats happening hear!" screamed some security guy running through the door and then Saran teleported behind their back and Saran broke their necks and they died.

"IDIOTS!" said Mathewss like a ghost "IF I DIE SARAN CURSE WILL ACTIVATE AND SHE WILL DESTROY THE HUMANITY!"

"NO!" scream Yown in fear.

"YES!" said Mathewss and then she died.

Saran started to transform into a monster created by society.

"NOOO! THIS IS DANGEROUS!" screamed Speedwagon coming through the door.

"WHAT!?" said Yown because he didnt understand what was going on.

A lot of people came from behind the door and the wall and the curtains and under the tables.

"We were spying your date" said Jotaro and then he hugged Kakyoin.

Saran grew more horns and some satan wings and she looked like satan and then she grew super giant.

"WE HAVE TO KILL HER BEFORE SHE HAS THE POWER TO KILL US!" screamed Speedwagon throwing a stake hat at Yown "STAB HER IN THE HEART!"

"I cant" cried Yown.

"Why" asked Jotaro with impatience because he didnt want to die.

"Because" said Yown "I love her."

The Saran are Yown alive.

"OH NO!" screamed Speedwagon and then he used his hat phone to call the stake phone of Yown.

Yown answered the phone.

"YONW YOU HAVE TO KILL HER OR HER STOMACH WILL KILL YOU!" screamed Speedwagon and then he hung up the phone.

Yown accepted fate and then he usmmoned his stand.

He used his hell powers to absorb all the demons of Saran to himself and then he stabbed himself with the hat stake and Yown began to be eaten by light and then he exploded and dissappeared.

"WHAT?!" screamed Speedwagon "HE SACRIFIED HIMSELF FOR HER!"

"That is true love" pointed Kakyoin because the sacrifice touched his heart.

Speedwagon grabbed Saran who was unconscious and with tears on his eyes he said:

"He freed her from her curse"

Everyone looked at the sky and they saw the soul of Yown going to the sky like a ghost going to haunt heaven.

END OF PART 1