Part 3 2
Jio got out of hell but OH WHAT A BAD LUCK! He stepped over a dogs shit!
"Gross" said Jio looking at his shoe in dissappointment and then he kept walking but little did he know that this was a trap.
A wird man appeared in front of the gung, he was wearing a clown and he was scary. He was the joker!
The joker laughed and everyone stared at him uncomfortably.
"Watch out, I think he may be an enemy" warned Jaku using his incredible obesrbation powers.
"Okay, then Ill attack him to see what he does" said Jio and then he began to run.
"Not so fast" laughed the joker and then he used his stand. It was… THE SHIT ON JIOS SHOE!
The shit jumped on Jios face and it was so gross that Jio had to stop running to puke and clean his fcce.
"Thats my stand, prankster poop" laughed the joker pulling a knife.
The joker run to stab Jio but Jaku stopped him using his bow and his arrow but the joker dodged it and now Jaku had no arrows so he threw the bow at the jokier.
"HA! Orphan!" joked the joker and everyone laughed and it made Jaku cry.
Next Speedwagon attacked using his antismell hat but it was useless because Speedwaong run away scared because the joker knife was too scary and now only Reimi could save the gang just she couldnt because the joker couldnt see her.
"Part threenished" laughed the joker and then he tried to stab Jio but Jaku stopped him again throwing a branch that was around there.
"There once were two parents and kid but then the parents fell and die" laughed the joker but Jaku wasnt affected.
"I took away his hearing" smiled Jio and then Jaku jumped over Jio in a combined attack but the joker had more jokes on his sleeve.
The joker pulled out a gun and shooted at Jaku but it didnt shoot bullets like a normal gun, it shooted… DEAD PARENTS!
Jaku began to cry as dead parents surrounded him.
"OH NO! THE JOKER AND HIS TRICKS ARE TOO POWERFUL!" cursed Jio making a plan.
Jio took away his smell so that he cant smeel the shit and then he attacked the joker.
"My stand can do more things than smell bad" laughed the joker.
"Like what?" asked Jio approaching.
"THIS!" laughed the joker throwing a moke bomb.
Jio began to run so that the Joker doesnt run away but it was A TRAP!
The shit was in the middle of the smoke and Jio tripped over it and he broke a lot of things like his watch or his reputation.
"HaHa!" laughed the joker because he was won.
Suddenly an screaming person came back and he threw a sewer lid at the joker and the joker fell to the floor with blood on his face.
"I forgot my anti knifes hat at home" said Speedwagon so cool.
Speedwagon then reached the joker but not with speed as his name says.
"NO SPEEDWAGON!" warned Jio "THAT IS A TRAP!"
The joker began to laugh because… HE THREW LAUGH GAS AT SPEEDWAGON!
"IDIOT YOULL DIE TO!" screamed Speedwagon.
"Im immune to laughing gas because I eat it everyday" laughed the joker.
Speedwagon began to laugh and then he fell unconscious because laughing is evil ike th joker I guess
The joker then called for a car and it was as small as an ant because that funny I guess and then from the car appeared three weird clowns.
Jaku killed all of the clowns and then he tried to kill the joker but h remembered his parents first so he began to cry.
Jio then got up and he punched the joker before it could do any other trick but that was a trick on itslef because he punched a poop shaped Joker so he began to clean his fist.
"You cant kill me! Society taught you to do so!" laughed the joker.
Jio then had a plan, he punched the joker with his fist full of shit and it stained the joker coat of an ugly brown and it also gave him a sickness because thats how sickness works, dirty things are sick.
"NOOO MY COAT!" coughed the joker because he was dying from the disease.
Everyone approached the joker but THAT WAS A TRAP!
The joker filled the floor with sticky poop so no one could move and then HE PULLED OUT A BOMB FROM HIS COAT!
"boooom!" said the jokefr like a bomb ghost and then he laughed.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed everyone and then everyone blew up.
The joker was in the floor bloody but laughing becuase he killed everyone but then everyone appeared.
"We learnt from your tricks" said Jio grabing Speedwagons hats shaped like them but they were blew up.
The joker just laughed and then he died and then he stopped laughing but he neveer stopped smilign.
After that the gang searched in the jokers coat for informatkion but they only could find jokes like a lot of papers tied to each other and they were infinite and also a lot of poker cards and ballons and guns and bombs and they had to run away sometimes a few times because the bombs exploded and that was dangerous.
In the end they went to their base but they didnt find nothing in the coat.
"What do we do now?" asked Speedwagon confused.
"Well have to search for info somehow" answered Jaku.
Then the earth began to shake and the building exploded.
It was… GOZILA
"OH NO GOZILA!" screamed and pointed Speedwagon and then he fell unconscious.
Everyone then stared at Gozila and they jumped agaisnt it but godzila just fell to floor and cried.
It turned out gozila was good and wsa scared of the powerful Jaku and of Jio.
After that gozila explained why its there but in gozila language so no one understood it so they just stood there and noded.
After taht.
Gozila.
Head.
EXPLODEDDEDEDDDDD!
"HOW WHO!?" screamed Speedwaong.
Who did this? Lets find out!
IN the top of a skyscapper.
There was someone with a laser gun.
It was… THE JOKER.
"HA! PRANK!" he laughed.
"Joker…" threatend Jio with a fist like a bat.
After that the joker guns explosion happend and every flew away and died just no because the story goes on.
Everyone got together in a place far away.
"I HATE THAT JOKER!" cursed Speedwagon frustrated.
"Now we dont have a home" asserted Reimi.
After that evertone built a house out of sand because they were on a desert.
"I have a sand castle!" smiled Speedwagon.
Then the joker came and it stomped on it and Speedwagon cried.
"JIO! THE JOKER IS HEAR!" cried Speedwagon.
Jio punchde
Joker flew.
"AAAAAAH!" laughed the joker.
"Give up, clown" said Jaku.
The joker crossed his fingers like a cross and he intimidated Jaku while screaming parents and Jaku now was crying on the floor.
"NO JAKU DONT LISTEN TO HIM!" screamed Jio and then he made Jaku deaf.
Now Jaku couldnt hear but he couldnt stop crying because he had feeling so he just stood in the floor like a scared dog.
"Its just you and me" said the Joker "Clown and half demon half vampire, it sounds like a joke" he luaghed.
"YOU ARE THE JOKE!" screamed Jio angry.
Jio punched the joker and the joker flew but HE HAD A MIRROR!
"OH NO IT REFLECTED MY PUNCH LIKE A CLOWN!" screamed Jio and then he flew too.
Then they both got up and the joker used his clown powers to summon useless guns and he mixed the useless guns with his real gun.
"Lets play russina rullet" laughed the joker and then they sat on a sand table that was there.
They began to shot guns at their own face as fast as posible.
"I WILL SHOT MORE GUNS THAN YOU!" screamed Jio shooting guns.
"HA, YOUD LIKE TO!" joked the joker.
After some hours they run out of guns.
"WHICH ONE IS THE REAL GUN!" screamed Jio scared and offended.
"THIS ONE!" laughed the joker and then he shot Jio on the chest but… OH NO! THERE WAS THE MIRROR ON HIS CHEST!
"OH NO!" laughed the joker and then he was shot as well.
Both of them lied on the floor spitting blood and the joker was laughing.
"Good game" smiled Jio.
"YEs!" laughed Joker "Good game"
After that Speedwagon came with a sewer lid hat and he slammed the lid at the jokers face.
"Is he dead?" asked Speedwagon crying because he had killed a man.
"I think so" said Jaku with his extreme powers of observation tapping the joker with a stick.
"Good" said Jio and then they healed him.
After that they began to found their way back to their city where there house was until it exploded.
When they reached there they saw…
A BOMB! A JOKER BOMB! They knew that because it had a joker face drawn on it.
"THIS IS HIS FINAL JOKE!" screamed Speedwagon.
The bomb open his mouth and began to speak.
"MAKE ME LAUGH OR ILL EXPLODE!" it laughed like the joker
"We need jokes" explained Reimi.
"Knock knock" said Speedwagon.
"Whos there?" asked the bomb.
"Hat" said Speedwagon.
"Hat who?" asked the bomb.
"Hat hat hat hat" laughed Speedwagon because it was funny but the bomb didnt laugh, in fact, only Speedwagon was laughing and then he began to laugh uncomfortably and then he went to the corner crying so he didnt make anymore jokes.
"Its my turn" said Jaku.
Jaku approached the bomb and then he did a funny face.
"Dead parents!" screamed the bomb and then Jaku began to cry too and now he was in the corner too.
Reimi then tried to do jokes but the bomb couldnt sense her so she couldnt do anything.
Now only Jio could do the joke
Jio approached the bomb intimidatingly.
He spanked his face and then he open his mouth to speak.
"Two people are walking and the middle one falls down" said Jio and the crickets laughed which means the joke was bad because the crickets had a horrible sense of humour.
"I tried…" said Jio disappointed.
Jio began to walk to the corner and Jaku got up to help him because he was so humiliated he could fall unconcious in any moment and if that happened he could die. Speedwagon got up too and he began to run towards Jio and Jaku when he fell between the two. GET IT?! THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE WALKING AND THE MIDDLE ONE FELL! ITS FUNNY!
The bomb began laughing becuase it got it and then it exploded to destroy itself but it was a small explosin because they managed to make him laugh.
"Well done" said a ghost clapping in the corner, it was the joker.
Only Reimi could see him because she was a ghost so she told everyone but the joker said.
The joker clapped and laughed and the vanished.
"He laughed of you" explained Reimi.
"HOW DOES HE DARE!" meanced Jaku with his fist in a quiet but screaming way. "I wouldk ill him if he werent dead" he said and then he calmed down.
After that the gang began to make plans to kill the werewolfs.
The first battle was really dangerous and it almost killed everyone a lot of times but they won and they knew that more battles were to come.
The gang laughed and ate and drank while making plans and battle moves.
But they didnt knew that someone was under the table on they were eating.
The person under the table laughed because everything was going as planned.
Whos that mysterious person? FIND IT OUT NEXT TIME LPEASE!