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"Swear!" Ruby and Summer shouted while Torchwick just rolled his eyes.
(Scene: Weiss on the phone)
ALUCARD: Say it!
WEISS: Fuck you.
ALUCARD: After you say it.
WEISS: You're really going to force me on this?
ALUCARD: I'm at half mast! I need to hear this!
WEISS: Fine! You were right!
Yang looked at the screen shocked "Holy shit" Wiess glared at her daring her to say something.
ALUCARD: Hnnn-nn-nn-nn-nng-nng-ngr-ngr-ngr...!
Weiss made a disgusted face while the rest of RBY chuckled.
WEISS: Jump up your own ass and DIE!
ALUCARD: Ahhhhh! Houston... we have nooo problems.
(Cardin breaks into the Hellsing Mansion, audibly shocking Ruby and Oscar)
"Oh no, Cardin!" Ruby yelled as the non-villainous students glared at the team "WHAT!" Cardin yelled in exasperation.
CARDIN: Raargh!
ALUCARD: OK, dude, I just- I just finished, I'm gonna need like, five minutes over here to recharge-
(Alucard and Cardin trade blows)
Never mind, we're back in business!
"Break his Legs Jaune!" Nora cheered.
RUBY: I've got him! (attempts to strike Cardin, who counters with a bayonet that almost hits her) OH! (trembles in fear)
"Eep!" Ruby squealed before sighing in relief "I didn't die".
ALUCARD: Ah great, and now she's triggered. Could be all day with it...
(Ruby turns catatonic)
Ruby: The good Lord has handed down a blessing to ya filthy heathens as a sign of good will... A small private Vatican jet. Now, if you would be so very Christian-like to ship your sorry pale ass out! (Ruby remains catatonic) And take your trigger happy harlot with ya! And the woman!
OSCAR: (after finishing his soft drink) ...Donc quoi?
"I'm not a woman!" Oscar yelled at Cardin.
ALUCARD: Man, I don't know what I find funnier: The Catholic Church strong-arming you into helping us, or the fact that you obviously haven't seen what I did to the statue of Big J~!
(beat; view changes to Christ the Redeemer adorned with a rainbow-colored flag labelled "420YOLOSWAG4JESUS")
Then all the Christians in the room started shouting expletives and curse words at Alucard.
CARDIN: AAAAAAAAAARGH...!
(Title sequence)
(Scene: London)
RENALDO: Di banner won't-a come-a down. I think it's a constrictor knot.
ALUCARD: (muffled) What- What do you mean, you "forgot the song"? Okay, screw- screw it, no screw it! Screw it! Just, t-take my phone and hit "Random". No, just hit "Random". Okay. Three, two...
(Alucard, Ruby and Oscar enter the room to the sound of Alucard's ringtone)
(normal) No, okay, turn it off, turn it off! (music cut-off) It didn't work. It did not work.
"I think it did~" Yang said with a sly smile.
WEISS: Following your example?
ALUCARD: Ooh, catty! Oh shit, is that Cindy?!
Cinder's eyes widened "I'm here?".
BODYGUARD: Excuse me sir, you're going to have to-
ALUCARD: Get out of my way!
THE QUEEN: Well, well, well. If it isn't Allie. Your skin is still as smooth as the day I felt it on my own...
Eyes widening again "I'm the Queen?" Cinder asked rhetorically before smirking while Salem rolled her eyes.
ALUCARD: You know it. Reminds me of when I'd keep your bed warm during the Blitz.
Mercury's and Emerald eyes widened before looking back and forth from the and Cinder who's attention seemed to only be on the screen.
"I can see it" Mercury whispered into Emerald's ear. She blushed and pushed Mercury away thinking 'No she's mine!' with a small blush on her face.
THE QUEEN: Those were better days. I was younger, beautiful...
ALUCARD: Oh shut up, you old hag! I'd still wreck you like Diana!
THE QUEEN: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, you know exactly what to say to moisten me up...
"UH!" Torchwick and Mercury said before being shut up by Cinder and Emerald glare.
IRONWOOD: Gah, I can never have sex again!
WEISS: Alucard... if you please.
ALUCARD: You're right. Enough focusing on the past... Instead, let's focus on the past! Back in World War II, Ozpin and I were part of a top-secret government operation called "Operation Fang Control". Ozpin was fifteen, and I'm pretty sure if I'm remembering correctly, I was a girl...
"Wait if he was a girl then that implies..." Emerald looked at Cinder who glared at her.
"Finish that sentence, I dare you" she said in a clipped tone "Eep!" Emerald squealed before looking away.
REGINALD: Wait a second; then that implies that the Queen-
ALUCARD: INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN, REGGIE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS! (beat) But yeah, we were under orders to stick it sideways to a group of White Fang scientist whackjobs interested in creating a vampire army. And did we!
"Well seems like he missed a spot" Weiss snarked.
WEISS: Seems you missed a spot.
Weiss blushed while RBY chuckled "echo" said Yang.
ALUCARD: Are you g- Are you gonna do this right now? In front of everybody?
WEISS: The point is, enough members have survived and are planning on finishing their mission. They've established a base in Brazil, and are using the name-
BLAKE: "White Fang".
(Weiss and Russel gasp; Coco and Oscar train their guns on Blake)
Warten Sie! How do you say... "Do not shoot ze messenger".
"Blake?"
"yes Ruby?"
"why are you a cat-boy?"
"I don't know" Blake answered while Yang laughed perversely in the background.
ALUCARD: Ah... the return of the Y-boner... with a vengeance!
"Why does he have a boner anyway?" Blake asked herself.
WEISS: How did he get in here?
OZPIN: We had over a dozen guards.
ALUCARD: Those were ours? I mean oh my God, how did he get through the guuuardss-ss-ks?!
"I shouldn't even expect anything less" Weiss said with a throbbing vein on her forehead.
BLAKE: (after placing a TV on the table) My commanding officer, Ze Major, would like to personally introduce himself... along with our vonderful organization. (tries to acquire video feed, to no avail) ...What? (tries again)
"Oh my god" Sienna sighed seeing the tomfoolery on screen Adam grinded his teeth and was shaking in anger and embarrassment 'come on Blake your making White Fang look like fools'. All the while Blake shook her head with a blush one her face and Weiss and Jaune sweat dropped 'these are our enemies'.
ADAM: (audio only) Blake?
BLAKE: It's not working, Major!
ADAM: Did you click "TV" zen "Power"?
BLAKE: Oh vait, I'm on Video 2.
ADAM: Nein! Video 1!
BLAKE: (acquires video feed) Got it!
ADAM: Hellooo~!
ALUCARD: He-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! He's still so fucking fat! (continues laughing) He's like a Nazi Louis C.K., ha-ha-ha-ha! Wait, wait! No, no; Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan...!
"Gur-hrk!" Adam made a strangled noise as he looked in disgust at his body how was he was he supposed to strike fear in humans if he looked like that!
ADAM: Ah, if it isn't ze memorable Alucard... his provider, Sir Weiss... ze Bean Counters... und of course - very interesting to see, by ze vay - ze Vatican. How does it feel to vork vith your svorn enemies, Father Thrush?
RUSSEL: Not as painful as your obnoxious voice.
ADAM: Ah, come on! Ve used to be friends with ze Vatican! Remember how you aided us in our escape from Germany?
Gasp! The entire audience turn around and looked at Russel who was being studied by his own team Cardin himself was gaping at him "You helped those animals?"
Cardin asked unaware at the glares being sent by the audience.
"Different universe?" Russel squeaked hoping to appease his leader's anger still angry Cardin pivoted his sight towards the screen and so did the audience.
RUSSEL: Gur-hrk!
ADAM: Uh-oh, I guess they veren't supposed to know zat~!
WEISS: So that's how you knew about them.
RUSSEL:: Arrtf! (resigned sigh) ...Yes.
ADAM: I'm sure you're chomping at the bit to find out vhat ve have in store for you, nein?
WEISS: White Fang army.
ADAM: ...Wow, just... kill all ze fun! Put ze fun in camps, vhy don't you?
"Yeah, why don't you?" Adam shot at the humans people just sighed and ignored the stubborn bull.
ALUCARD: Yeah, you Fun-White Fang.
WEISS: Get to the fucking point!
ADAM: Vell, mind me if it seems a little too American for you, but... at some time, some place, somezing vill attack you. Maybe. Probably. Could be happening right noooow~!
ALUCARD: Fingers crossed!
ADAM: But rest assured, zis is no simple incursion... (in background) We have prepared studiously, und soon, ze fruits of our endless dedication will run wild. Und ze blood of Britain shall flow out the English Channel!
- simultaneously with Adam speaking in background -
BLAKE: Fräulein... Fräulein... Fräulein...! HEY, FRÄULEIN!
RUBY: Oi!
(beat)
BLAKE: Ve would make beautiful children.
"I-uh WHAT?" Ruby yelled somehow managing to change to the color of her cloak
"Blake" Yang said her eyes were red and her hair flaming
"what did you just say?".
Blake raised her hands in a placating manner "uh-ah different universe?"
Blake hoping that would work "oh yea why's your nose bleeding".
"Uh-ugh" was Blake's smart response.
sure enough a small trickle of red was pouring from her nostrils.
"You were thinking about "doing stuff" to my sister weren't you" Yang yelled enraged her ignored Blake's pleas as she punched her in her face. In the end of the row Adam watched seething. 'So this is how weak you've become, my love' he thought.
- background speech ends -
RUBY: Uh...! (blushes)
(Alucard shoots Blake in the face)
ALUCARD: Was that boy/girl bugging you?
Blake sighed in relief as she held her nose that had broken when Yang punched her "thank god" she muttered under breath.
ADAM: Und like zhat, ze var begins!
ALUCARD: Whoops! Did I just accidentally a war?
WEISS: Police Girl...
(Ruby shoots the TV to pieces)
RUBY: ...Huh. They would've looked rather nice, actually.
"Wait-What!" Ruby said in surprise at her own action this started turning gears in RWBY's thoughts and they started to think about their leader and … you know what stopping there, nope!
WEISS: Alright now; Alucard, clean that u- (notices all traces of Blake have disappeared) ...o- ...oh (!)
"Where did I go?"
"Maybe your like Cardin?" Ruby inferred.
"Maybe" Weiss said as they tried to wrap their head around Blake's disappearing act.
ALUCARD: Oh wow! Looks like he was self-cleaning! And/or magical.
THE QUEEN: Weiss? Alucard?
ALUCARD: Yes, sugarlips?
THE QUEEN: When you find him, and when you kill him... I want you to record it, so I can fall asleep to it every night.
Everyone sat together in shocked silence while Cinder's smile turned into a full on shit eating grin. 'That does sound like her' Roman thought looking at her.
ALUCARD: Jesus fucking CHRIST, I'VE MISSED YOU!
"As i said before I can see it" Mercury said before being hit in the gut by Emerald.
RUSSEL: HEY!
ALUCARD: Oh shut up.
(Scene: White Fang HQ)
DOCTOR MERLOT: Ah, Major, I think that vent vell.
ADAM: You zhink it vent vell? Herr Doctor, I was there. Und much like our former boss... (flashback to Sienna being mauled by his subordinates) ...I killed it!
"You killed me!" Sienna whirled around and said incredulously to Adam.
"Different universe!?" he yelled though he was already planning to kill her before watching this universe.
BLAKE: Let us hope ze Major does not end up ze same! We do not have ze freezer space to store all ze incidental leftovers!
MAJOR: Ah, Doctor, usually it is a faux pas to give a pet as a gift... but I love him!
"A pet?!" Blake said in rage growling at the Adam.
DOCTOR MERLOT: Major, I am so sorry for his disrespectful disposition!
BLAKE: (chuckling)
MAJOR: Ah, don't vorry. I much enjoy some playful cattiness in my staff.
BLAKE: Nya!
MAJOR: Nonezheless, it is time for phase two of our operation: Our fräulein's excursion to ze English Channel!
(Scene change)
SOLDIER: Sir! There's an inbound helicopter trying to land!
OFFICER: That seems odd. Commander Violet, do you know-? (Violet emits an inhuman growl) ...OH GOD, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE PURPLE! (Violet kills the officer)
(Scene change)
NORA: Zhis is mein favorite kind of ship: Running wis blood und seamen.
"Wait-what?" Nora stopped and looked at screen before yelling.
"I'M A VILLAIN!" at the top of her lungs forcing the rest the audience to cover their ears.
"Nora it's alright it's another universe" Ren said.
"But that means I have Jaune, I don't want to fight you fearless leader" Nora whined.
"Well think of it like this, we'll see who's stronger you or Jaune" the frown suddenly turned to a grin.
"Is no one going to comment on what Other-Nora said?" Yang asked.
"No" Weiss replied.
(beat)
VIOLET: What?
NORA: Ze game!
VIOLET: What game?
NORA: You lose! LOL, I'm so random!
"That's definitely Nora" Jaune said suppressing a sigh.
(beat)
VIOLET: Uh... so... The ship is now under your command, Miss Valkyrie.
NORA: Ah~, danke schön~, Captain! Tell me, how did it feel slaughtering your kinsmen, turning zhem into ghouls, betraying your family und country... all for ze selfish desire to become an immortal vampire?
Roman laughed "he must feel like a cunt" he said.
(beat)
VIOLET: Wow, uh, when you put it like that, I feel like kind of a cunt!
NORA: Oh, but you know what might make you feel better, Captain?
VIOLET: Uh, what's that-?
(Nora branndishes a shotgun in his face)
NORA: ...Checking your privilege. (shoots Violet)
"Ooh!" the audience said at the backstab did they feel sorry for him, not he was a cunt.
(Scene: London)
ALUCARD: Ozpin... if I may confide in you...
"He's going make a dick joke isn't he?" Glynda said.
OZPIN: I temper my sense of decency in expectation.
ALUCARD: I am positively throbbing over these guys returning!
"Knew it" Glynda muttered.
OZPIN: Well, if it lasts for more than four hours...
ALUCARD: Walter, do you know my top three favorite things I've killed are? Third is the Turks... Second is White Fang... Can you guess the first?
OZPIN: Your father?
"WHAT!" the audience yelled as commotion sued.
ALUCARD: (claps) Nailed it!
EVERYONE BE QUIET! and the theater silent before Ruby "Why would Jaune kill his own father?!"
JAUNE'S DAD IN THIS WORLD MAKES RAVEN LOOK LIKE A GOOD PARENT everyone's eyes widened Raven herself looked shocked.
(Scene change)
CARDIN: I see! Now it's open season for these heathen swine!
RUSSEL: (phone) Cardin, while I mirror your fervor to lay still upon the soulless jowls of the English Church... we have a much bigger foe knocking at our door.
CARDIN: They knock at the door of Hellsing... and as the wolf huffs and puffs, we shall skewer these pigs ourselves!
"Isn't it blow?" Ruby said innocently causing the entire audience to do spit takes.
"What?" Ruby said when everyone's eyes were on her Yang put a hand on her shoulder.
"You don't need to know" she said leaving Ruby.
RUSSEL: I do not know the metaphor on which you draw... but regardless, we must set aside the quarrels of our houses, and unite under the banner of God.
CARDIN: Ah, I see! So this... is a crusade!
RUSSEL: No, no, no-no-no-no! We don't say that anymore; we're calling it, ah... Damn, what do the American cows say?
CARDIN: "Peacekeeping"?
RUSSEL: Right...! Now... shall we, keep the peace?
"I need to find out about "Americans"" Ironwood said something about that name felt weird but he didn't know why.
WHITE FANG GRUNTS: FOR WHITE FANG! (attempt to gun Cardin down, who skewers them all with bayonets)
CARDIN: (to himself) Only until it's time to slide in the knife!
"Well Cardin seems to be hyped up!" Yang said.
"I can't believe I am saying this, but White Fang should fear Cardin" Weiss said.
(Scene change)
IRONWOOD: We lost communication with the vessel eighteen hours ago. Currently, it's resting in the Atlantic 300 kilometers off the coast of Pauling.
WEISS: Have you acquired visual via satellite?
OFFICER: Yes, and they've left a rather... cryptic message that we've yet to make any sense of.
(Satellite picture shows a vessel with "THE CAKE IS A LIE" painted in blood)
"Wait- wuh what does that mean?" Weiss said incredulously what type of message is that?
WEISS: ...I... I don't get this. I don't get it.
IRONWOOD: None of us know what it means either!
INTEGRA: Is it a reference or something?
"I know it, it's Portal, it's a Portal reference" Jaune yelled excitedly with his hand pointing at the screen causing the entire room to look at him as he chuckled nervously.
OFFICER: Of course, there was one other shot we had, which looks to be someone sitting in the middle with a yellow parasol. Seems a tad random if you ask me.
(Scene change)
NORA: Rainbow! Tacos! Doctor Who! Homestuck!
(Scene change)
WEISS: This person looks like they're begging for attention...
IRONWOOD: And they're about to get it! The Special Air Service has deployed two platoons via helicopter! They'll have visual any moment now.
(beat)
OZPIN: Ma'am?
WEISS: Wait for it...
"What, just because they have vampires mean my men are going to die" Ironwood said.
(beat)
OPERATOR: We've lost both helis!
Ironwood grit his teeth in anger how was his military so outmatched in this world.
OFFICERS: Hmm?! Oh?!
OPERATOR: And that was Portal, by the way. That's Portal. That's... what it's from...
IRONWOOD: (whimpering)
WEISS: Well, this has been fun. Always nice playing audience to this menagerie you call a military... Since it seems like you've got this one on lockdown, I'll leave you to it.
'My military isn't a menagerie" Ironwood thought.
IRONWOOD: Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Uh, based on new information that has been presented to us, uh, we have decided we... require the Hellsing Organization and their services.
WEISS: You know, it's amazing how much time and people we could save if you'd just ask us in the first place. Ozpin?
(Ozpin chuckles as he and Weiss leave the room)
OZPIN: We're talking a hefty game, Sir Weiss. Three hundred kilometers into the Atlantic and they seem to be able to annihilate anything we send at them.
WEISS: And we can't send a submarine; it could be a depth charge showcase down there.
OZPIN: Can't go at it from the sides, can't go at it from below...
WEISS: So our only option is to hit that son of a bitch from above.
Winter and Ironwood nodded at that statement it was a good strategy.
OZPIN: Well, we do have one option... However, it was decommissioned in 1998.
ALUCARD: The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird... An advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 feet!
"The Blackbird what's that?" Ruby asked "An aircraft reaching Mach 3, that's impossible!" Winter said.
WEISS: You sure do seem to know a lot about it...
ALUCARD: DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!
(Scene: Nora sings to the tune 'of"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley)
NORA: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get zhis from any ozher guy
(intercom) I~ just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
(intercom) Gotta make you understand
(intercom) Never gonna give you up
- simutaneously with RvW intercom singing -
WHITE FANG GRUNT: Ze hell is she singing now?
"Oh god" Ren said putting his head in his hands.
"What, what's wrong?" Jaune "when Nora first heard this song she wouldn't stop singing it constantly, for a month".
WHITE FANG GRUNT: I have no idea; I think it was popular a couple years back.
WHITE FANG GRUNT: At least she is no longer on about ze ponies, and ze friendship,and ze wrapping up of the winter!
- intercom singing ends -
NORA: Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you
(music cut-off)
(ragged horrified breathing) IT'S HIM! LIKE ZE MAJOR SAID!
"Wa-what who's he?" Yang asked.
WHITE FANG OFFICER: Uh, mein fräulein Valkyrie, the- the song was nice, so you don't need to-|
NORA: PREPARE FOR COMBAAAT! IT'S ALUCAAAAARD!
"Oh," Yang said intelligently.
WHITE FANG OFFICER: Focus your fire! We are going to tear zhat aircraft apart!
ALUCARD: (satisfied growl)
(Alucard pilots the Blackbird through enemy fire without taking damage)
NORA: (thinking) Zey say no man can kill you, Alucard? Zat's because you don't send a man to do a WOMAN'S job!
"Oh, god she's one of those types of people" Torchwick said.
(Nora takes the Blackbird down (which explodes) with her shotgun, only for Alucard to immediately reform)
NORA: VHAT?!
(Alucard flies straight into the ship, killing all Nazis on-board (bar Nora) and setting the ship on fire; he then stands up in the inferno while a terrified Nora hides elsewhere)
ALUCARD: So...
NORA: AAH!
(Both enemies come face-to-face)
ALUCARD: ...Nice ship you got here.
"Well I gotta give Allie points for the epic entrance and lines" Yang said.
NORA: I- ...I am Nora Valkyrie.. und I COMMAND YOUR RESPECT! (trains her shotgun on Alucard)
ALUCARD: No. You demand my attention. (Nora starts firing bullets) Ow! Oof!
NORA: I don't have to take zis from you...! You racist, cisgendered, patriarch-propagating, misogynisticPIG!
(Alucard deliberately catches a bullet with his teeth, to Nora's shock)
"Whoa, he caught it in his mouth!" Nora yelled.
"How strong do you have to be to do that" she asked.
"Really strong" Pyrrha said.
ALUCARD: (garbled) ...The funny thing is... (chomps bullet to dust; normal voice) ...in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference! So in other words, Miss Valkyrie... CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
"Oooh, callback to Nora line's" Yang said.
" (socks Nora in the jaw)
NORA: AAH-guahh...! Owuh!
(Alucard takes the shotgun, then grips Nora by the neck, causing her to choke)
V-v-vait...! Vhat are you-?!
ALUCARD: (as he pushes the barrel into Nora's chest) Oh? Haven't you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation? You bitches love cannons. (fires bullet, causing Nora to emit a blood-curdling scream)
"Well-I mean not like that" Ruby stuttered.
(Scene: Lights come on in the White Fang HQ)
ADAM: Gentlemen... Operation Valkyrie Bait is a rezounding success! Alucard is now exactly vhere ve need him to be so we can move forward viss our little... surprise.
"I WAS BAIT!?" Nora yelled, she would of probably pummeled Adam with her fists if not for the rest of JPR trying to hold her down.
However, before ve begin our next phase, I vould like to take some time to address a rumor floating around ze fleet... Some of you have come to believe zat I... like... var. I vish to dash zese rumors! I do not like var...
Most of the Audience sighed in relief at those words maybe Adam wasn't as insane as he seemed in this world.
I. (beat) Love. (beat) Var!
And in an instant those hopes were dashed.
Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war...
You get up in ze morning, you get into your shitty car, und you see a rich CEO, who works half as hard as you do, drive down ze street in his Porsche. Class war!
You make it to vork, und you find out zat ze annual drug test is today, und you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents! Drug war.
But zen... you find out zat ze only ones being called in for testing are your black und Hispanic co-vorkers. Race war!
Zen you try und post about it on your Facebook, but zen all your friends start arguing about vat's right und vat's wrong! Flame war.
You finally get home, und you decide to relax by watching a program about: "Who gets ze box?" "What's in ze box?" "How much is vat's in ze box vorth?" Storage Wars. Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu... hmm...
Vat I am telling you, my Nazi army of one sousand vampires, is that I am a purveyor of war. And wis your help over ze years, ve are now at the precipice of our true goal. You see, I vant a simple var... No class wars, no drug wars, no race wars, no flame wars, und CERTAINLY - no COLD WARS! Blueballed for forty years...
Vat I vant is a var zat only ve can bring. A true... var! A GERMAN... var! The sequel you've all been vaiting for...!
I! WANT! WORLD! WAR! THREEEE!
"World War 3?" Ruby said fearfully Yang's eyes were red with anger while Blake and Weiss looked shocked.
"He said world war 3, just how bad were the other two wars." Winter said.
(Nazi soldiers perform the White Fang salute, then repeat "SIEG HEIL!" ten times)
(Several protagonists are shown, with Alucard the last to appear)
ALUCARD: Hu-hu-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he! He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! AHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAA...! (beat) I better not miss a damn thing.
"WE BETTER NOT EITHER!" Nora yelled at the top of her lungs the audience agreeing with her.
So! here I am with a new chapter so the reason why i am so late is because i am rewatching the Fate series I just finished Fate Stay Night and now starting UBW so yeah that's the reason why i am so late if you want to please check out another of my stories called Custom Fate Servant Sheets. So please Favorite, follow and review and bye!