[Ozpin reading Disclaimer]
Young Weiss: Father... [sniff] ...I don't want to say goodbye.
Jacques: Well, that's quite selfish, Weiss. I'm dying.
"That's your dad?" Yang asked Weiss who was surprised herself.
"Y-yes" Weiss stammered.
"It seems Father isn't as cold in this universe as he is in ours" Winter said.
Richard: It truly is a tragedy! I cannot believe someone would poison our afternoon brandy! What bittersweet fortune that I was somehow spared!
"Who is that?" Blake asked.
"I don't know?" Weiss said her brow wrinkling as she watched the man who probably poisoned her Father.
Jacques: Yes, it truly is a blessing that you are well my brother, Richard Traitoro Hellsing. But as I die... the authority of our sacred organization falls to... ...my precious daughter.
Weiss subconsciously straightened her back and fixed her posture a small smile at the screen for new position.
"Does Father have a brother?" Weiss asked her sister.
"If he has, he never told us" Winter said.
"Is no one going bring up the fact that his last name is Traitoro?" Qrow asked.
"We already know he's a traitor?" Winter asked confused.
Young Weiss: What?
Ozpin: What?
Richard: Yes, with great honor- [stammers] R-roll it back?
"So, he poisoned Father in order to gain control of the organization" Winter said.
Jacques: Weiss... You must stand taller than us all now, and lead the men and women of the Hellsing organization.
Richard: wHAA?!THAT'S UH, [Richard continues to stammer] [with great struggle and disbelief] T-THAT'S GREAT! YAAAAY!
"He doesn't sound happy" Coco said.
Jacques: If you should ever find yourself in peril, know that deep in a forgotten underground dungeon, there is one man you can count on.
"Ah, I think he's talking about Jaune?!" Nora said with her usual excitement.
Young Weiss: But Ozpin doesn't live in the dungeon. He lives under the stairs.
Salem snickered at the unintended jab at her former lover while Ozpin pretended, he never heard that drinking his mug in order to hide embarrassment.
Ozpin: Hmm.
Jacques: Goodbye, my starling...and- BLUKH-KLH! ...that was my favorite pillow.
Weiss: Father! No! [Weiss sobbing]
"Oh no, Weiss!" Ruby cried hugging her best friend.
"What the hell are you doing you dunce!" Weiss shouted at unexpected assault.
"You were crying so I thought I should hug you" Ruby said.
"That is other me you dunce!" She yelled.
Richard: ...Ozpin, did you know you have paid vacation days?
"So, he's trying to get him out of the way?" Winter inferred rhetorically.
Ozpin: Ooooh.
"And just going let my sister be killed!" Winter seeing Ozpin turn a blind eye to Richard's schemes.
? [O-S]: Sorry sir, no sign of her.
Richard: So did you actually search for her... ...or did you all go to the fucking Sunglasses Hut!?
Sunglasses Man [O-S]: We did both.
"Wow, there very bad at their job" Jaune said.
Richard: To hell with this!
Sunglasses Man [O-S]: ...why can't we do both?
Richard: If you want your family murdered, I guess you do it yourself. Again.
Young Weiss: What do I do? Walter's in Brazil, I'm in a vent, and my uncle's trying to murder me... I suppose my only hope lies... ...in the dungeon.
"Cue ominous music!" yang shouted to the ire of the audience unfortunately ominous music did not play.
? [o-s]: By the way, would you like this extra pair of Oakleys?
"Are they even actual hitmen?" Roman said in wonder at their stupidity.
Richard: It's 9 fucking PM!
Young Weiss: I made it But however will I know which door is- It's... definitely this door. But I wish it wasn't.
Richard: You! There you are, my precious little niece. I was afraid you'd left before your succession ceremony. I wanted to give you your parting gifts. There are eleven. In fact, twelve... INCLUDING THE ONE IN THE CHAMBER!
Young Weiss: You killed my father!
Richard: No, no... the poison killed your father. I MURDERED your father.
"Well I mean he's correct" Qrow said in a halfhearted tone probably trying to lift the spirits of his acquaintances to no avail.
Young Weiss: Then I guess you belong DOWN HERE! Oh God, there's so many stairs! Where...? Where...? Where is he? Oh, God damn it, Dad. He's dead! "Oh Weiss! You can't have a puppy! That's too much responsibility."
"No way! He can't be dead!" Ruby cried.
"He's probably asleep or something after all this is just a flash back" Weiss surmised.
Richard: Forgetting to feed one's gimp is a common mistake. Jacques was quite forgetful. Just like how he forgot I existed. And soon, the world will forget all about you-
[Slurping noises]
Richard: What the fuck is that?
[continued slurping noises]
Richard: Ah...um? Excuse me.
Alucard: Hold on. Let me get some sip.
Sunglasses Man: He said excuse-
Alucard: I SAID LET ME GET SOME SIP!
"You do not get between a man and his sip" Ren said sagely while his eyes flickered to Nora.
"Or woman" he added while Nora smiled.
Richard: [wails in a high-pitched tone]
Alucard: [growls]
Young Weiss: [quivering whimpering]
I don't care if you are my father's gimp-vampire-boyfriend. You stay back!
"Gimp-vampire-boyfriend? Just what does your dad do behind the curtain?" Yang asked
"I don't believe my Father was actually like that, Yang" Wiess told her.
Alucard: Oh... So Jacques an *actual* daddy now.
"Really, Weiss~" Yang said suggestively.
"Sh-shut up!" Weiss said.
Young Weiss: Well he... He was...
Alucard: Ooh, don't tell me... Jacques died and made you the successor... and that dick over there is trying to murder you.
"Wow, he guessed that in one go" Taiyang said.
"Doesn't he have mind control powers?" Summer asked.
"Yes, yes he does" Taiyang remembered.
Young Weiss: Actually, yeah, that's plot synopsis basically.
Alucard: So then. How do you want to handle this?
Young Weiss: You work for me now.
"Go Weiss!" Ruby said with encouragement.
Alucard: Ohhh?
Young Weiss: I am Weiss Schnee Hellsing, of the Hellsing organization. If you served my father, you serve me.
Alucard: All right then... But I require long walks at night.
Young Weiss: Will you behave yourself?
Alucard: More or less. And in return...
Richard: DIE!
"OH NO!" Team RWBY and JNPR shouted.
Alucard: I will protect you with my lives.
Ruby and others let out a sigh of relief that Weiss wasn't shot.
Young Weiss: Then your first order is... keep your arm steady.
"Holy shit, Weiss" Yang said, jaw gaping she thought that Jaune would kill him not her.
Richard: No. No! NO!
"Well I don't feel sorry for that dude" Coco said nonchalantly.
Alucard: OZPIN! How you doing, buddy? You look... moisturized? You get some work done?
"Wow what's with the sudden mood shift?" Yang asked.
"He probably just hiding his anger" Blake said.
Ozpin: I have been seeing a doctor, and he's administered a rather... unorthodox treatment.
"Is it just me or did he get younger?" Yang asked.
Weiss turned to look at her partner "You just noticed that?" she asked.
Alucard: Shot in the dark: was it vampire DNA?
Ozpin: It was a spa day. A deep tissue massage and a face mask... of vampire DNA.
"So, they turned Ozpin into a vampire?" Ruby asked.
"Nah, they probably just turned him into a ghoul or something" Nora
Alucard: ff, if you wanted one of those you could've just asked me.
Weiss: Ozpin.
Ozpin: Ma'am.
Weiss: I'm saying this out of courtesy. If you've betrayed us, I will personally mount your head over a urinal in our men's room.
Ruby: That explains the third floor restrooms! Which are now... currently in the first floor restrooms.
"Holy shit you actually did that!?" Yang asked.
"I mean probably?" Weiss said.
Alucard: Now, now now. Before we start throwing around words, like "betrayal" or "cucked", let's let Ozpin explain himself.
Ozpin: I'm betraying you.
Alucard: Aw, you cuck!
"That's not how that word is supposed to be used" Ren said to himself.
Ruby: Is he just using words he learned on social media again?
Weiss: You treasonous little dish-washer! After all these years, you're stabbing us in the back! And for what?!
Ozpin: I'm just doing my job, ma'am. What you fail to understand is that I am a butler second, and a vampire hunter first.
"So, your betraying your employer all because you want to stab a Vampire?" Winter asked Ozpin who didn't reply staring intently at the screen.
Velvet: ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฉ๐ช๐ณ๐ข ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ข๐ช! [You are neither!] ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข...[You are...] ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ๐ถ. [You are already dead.]
"Holy shit Velvet! That was awesome" Coco said while Velvet blushed under the praise.
Ozpin: ๐๐ข๐ช, ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ข. ๐ฟ๐๐ข๐ค, ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐๐จ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐? [Yes, you are. But what am I?]
"COCO!" Velvet yelled trying to hold Coco back from mauling Ozpin.
"It's just another universe, it's not me!" Velvet yelled trying to reason with Coco.
"He still killed you I'm going to break his legs!" Coco yelled.
"If it's any consolation I'm sorry about what my other self-did" Ozpin yelled.
Coco: VELVET! Your gun looks ridiculo-
Sun: [๐๐๐๐!]
"Sun!" Blake yelled in surprise.
"His gun does look ridiculous" Ruby observed.
Coco [internally]: ๐๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ! ๐๐ฏ ๐ป๐ฆ ๐ง๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต๐ฉ?! ๐๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต ๐ด๐ค๐ฉ๐ธรค๐ฃ๐ช๐ด๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ป๐ธ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ถ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ?! [onion and bacon pie] ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ชร๐ฃ๐ช๐ฆ๐ณ?! [brand of wheat beer from Germany] ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ช๐ฏ๐จ "๐๐ข๐ญ๐ต ๐ฅ๐ช๐ค๐ฉ ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐๐ช๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฆ๐ด๐ต?!" [German song by Rio Reiser] ๐๐ด ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฎ๐บ๐ด๐ฆ๐ญ๐ง ๐ถ๐ฑ? [Out-loud] AT LEAST PAY MY CAB FARE, YOU MUTE SHIT-HEEL!
Random Guy: Ma'am, are you alright?
Heinkel: I'm fine! How is Coco? Can we save her?
Random Guy: Like... in Tupperware containers? Because I didn't bring any.
"That's in bad taste" Coco said bitterly getting over her anger.
Heinkel: Damn him! ๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐๐! ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ - ๐ค๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ - ๐๐! Zhen Velvet and I could be together again... forever.
"Wait were we-" Coco said looking at Velvet who was mirroring her red face and shock.
Random Guy: Were you two.. lesbia-
"We don't like each other that way!" Velvet yelled in embarrassment.
"No one said anything about you two?!" Yang said.
Heinkel: Zhe bible says a Man should not lay with another MAN as he vould a voman.
"Isn't that homophobic?" Blake asked.
Random Guy: Oh I get it..
Random Guy: Yeah, that makes sense.
Wait, so it's kosher as long as I'm not fucking a dude in the vagina?
Ozpin: Now with the chaff out of the way, How about we finish what we started fifty years ago?
Alucard: Hold that thought Ozpin. Weiss. I want to hear you say it. I... NEED ...to hear it.
Weiss: ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐ผ!
"WHOOO!" the audience cheered ready for a climatic showdown.
Alucard: ๐๐๐๐-๐๐๐-๐๐๐-๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐! Alright! But I'm gonna have to make one.
Adam [o-s]: Hold on a moment. Ze frauleins might want to take a step back! You're in zhe ๐ด๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐ด๐ฉ ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ!
"Oh, come on we were just about to see a fight you cockblocker!" Yang yelled.
Alucard: Ya, I'm getting balls like a Smurf here.
Blake: Come ladies. Let's let zhe boys have zheir fun.
Weiss: Ruby, come.
Ruby: Master?
Alucard: Go with Mommy, Ruby. Daddy's got work to do.
"Wow, Ruby never knew you were into that kind of stuff" Blake teased her younger leader with a straight face while Ruby sputtered and blushed red.
Ruby: Am I your child in this scenario?
Alucard: Ruby, our group relationship can best be summarized as "tags on PornHub", now go.
Ruby: Fine, ๐ซ๐๐ . And to you, Ozpin C. Dornez... ...thank you for the cannon.
Ozpin: And thank you for your service... Ruby Rose.
"He's still a bad guy though" Ruby said.
Ruby: You're still a right bellend though.
Blake: Everyone aboard the SS Schutzstaffel, or as ve like to call it, the SS SS-
Weiss:[๐๐๐๐!]
"Wow! It seems like Weiss is taking no shit" Yang exclaimed excitedly.
"I hate this guy version of me!" Blake said.
Alucard: So, how are we gonna do this? You gonna come at me? Should I come at you? Should we come together? Ooh, at the same time? Oh, you'll come. THEY ALWAYS COME! Okay, at least make a joke about getting a HANDY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y! ๐ ๐๐๐๐ก ๐ก๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐'๐ง๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ข๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐๐ก๐-๐-๐-๐-๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐!
"Ozpin's actually beating him!" Weiss exclaimed with worry.
"Jaune can't hurt him because of those wires!" Ruby yelled aggravated.
Ozpin: Hmm. Not inaccurate.
Alucard: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉ! Hey, you ever heard of ๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐?!
"Yes, Jaune's familiar should be able to defeat him!" Yang yelled.
Ozpin: Not much, how about you?
"He cut the dog in half?! How strong are those wire's?" Blake wondered.
Alucard: First you kill my dog, then you ๐ผ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐?!
Alucard: ๐ผ๐, ๐๐๐พ๐!
Ozpin: ๐ฒ๐พ๐๐ you getting so upset?
Alucard: Okay. I know it's filthy rich coming from me, but your powers are bullshit!
"I never thought I'd see a guy more bullshit than that vampire" Qrow told Taiyang.
Adam: Hold on is zhat... Oh, I know it, I know it... didn't we send him on a mission?
"What a minute" Adam said staring intently at the screen.
"That's Corsac!" He realized.
"How the hell is that traitor alive!?"
"Was he in the dog the entire time?" Ilia asked shocked.
Dr. Merlot: Hmm.. That's one of the Albains.
"You can't even remember your own personal soldiers?" Ironwood gritted his teeth his mechanical arm gripping the wood of the handlebar like a lifeline as he stared at Adam who gave no response.
Adam: Ah, the funny one who swore a lot!
Dr. Merlot: Aye, nein. That was his bruder.
Corsac: I- I'm alive? Seems like things are looking up for this Albain-[starts to groan in pain & agony]
"What Ozpin can control people with his wires now!?" Weiss yelled.
"But that's impossible! Wires can't move like that!" Ruby yelled.
"Maybe that's his superpower?" Yang interjected.
"What?" Weiss asked.
"Well, we say some fang vampires have superpowers, I mean Roman can control cards and Nora can control bullets. So why can't Ozpin control his wires?" Yang explained.
"Yang... that's the smartest thing you ever said" Weiss praised eliciting a loud "hey!" from Yang.
Adam: Ah it was Corsac.
Mr. Merlot: Ahhh.
Ozpin: Time to put this dog on a leash.
Alucard: No, Mama, he was my dog, I'll do it!
"I hate Old Yeller" Ruby muttered she hated that book because Old Yeller died in the end.
Ozpin: I'm sure you're wondering why I went through all of this.. Why I abandoned my home and duty, just to kill you.
Alucard: Oh, because you want to fuck me.
"Wait,what?" Qrow said shocked.
While Ozpin spat out his coffee in surprise.
White Fang soldier: Fire!
White Fang soldier: You seems so angry, but you'd be so much prettier, if you smiled more.
[deranged giggling]
"Uh" Ruby said in disgust recoiling from the scene.
Weiss: These fools die with a smile on their face. Their religion is death and carnage. A cult of nihilism.
Ruby:๐๐ก๐๐ง ๐'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ข๐ซ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐-๐๐๐!
Adam: Fun Fact: in Jonestown it was actually mostly Flavor Aid. A less popular competing brand. Let me assure you though, we are not here for cyanide und valium. Ve are here.. for glory! After the var, ve vere ousted und scorned. Nuremberg REALLY wanted to settle the score there. We lost our purpose, but worse- we lost our chance at za one true gift that could be awarded men like us.. a true gloryful death. Vithout glory our deaths would be meaningless. So in zis towering vall of civilization of peace und stagnation.. we had to break through! Little by little we carved away und finally! We could see our glory on zhe other side. There with vicious steel und crimson heart stood Hellsing! So danke schoen dear frauleins for finally giving us the happy ending we so desperately craved. From our majestic glory hole.
"Oh My God" Sienna put her head in her hands.
"That was the most cringiest speech I've ever heard" she told Adam who gritted his teeth in anger.
Weiss: And there it is.
Oscar [o-s]: Hey, I give it an 8 out of 10.
"What a minute! Was that Oscar!?" Weiss yelled in shock.
Ruby: Oscar? W-was that Oscar?
Weiss: Oh, sweetie, no. Oscar's dead.
Ruby: I swear I just heard him.
Sun: Hmm?
Weiss: Maybe it was that guy.
"I don't think so" Yang said obviously.
Ruby: I kind of doubt it...?
Weiss: Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to find out if my sword will fit in the Adam's glory hole. Do me a favor and clean up the rest of this mess.
Sun: Mmm.
Weiss: Fucking... White Fang about everything!
Ruby: You wouldn't happen to be French, would you?
Sun: Uh-uh.
Ruby: Didn't think so. Did you just shoot me with a- ๐ถ๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!
"Oh My God" Ruby stated looking at the screens.
Ruby: Fuck me jogging. He's a ๐ต๐จ๐๐ฐ-๐ญ๐ผ๐ช๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ-๐พ๐ฌ๐น๐ฌ๐พ๐ถ๐ณ๐ญ?! Oscar was right. ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐บ๐ถ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐.
Oscar: I'd call him a wolf in sheep's clothing, but he's dressed like a Fang so...
Ruby: He's a fucking White Fang! Also.. Hi?!
"So, Oscar's voice wasn't my imagination!" Ruby said giddy.
"But how am I still alive? I thought Ilia killed me?" Oscar said.
Oscar: รง๐ข ๐ง๐ข๐ช๐ต ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐จ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ด, ๐ฎ๐ข ๐ค๐ฉรจ๐ณ๐ฆ! [Long time, no see, my dear!]
Ruby: Oscar? Why are you-
Oscar: When you took my blood you had my consent. Thus, I am part of you now, Ruby.
"So, it's like Jaune and his familiar's! Except Oscar isn't a ghoul!" Nora said.
Ruby: So... you're finally inside of me. How does it feel?
[Oscar chuckles suggestively] Let's put a pin in that. First, let put down "Kibbles and Bitch" over there.
Ruby: So he's also a ghost?! ๐พ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐?!
"He may be as powerful as Jaune!" Glynda exclaimed in horror.
"How the hell is that monkey so OP!?" Yang yelled in anger.
"That's racist!" Blake yelled back coming to Sun's defense.
"I don't care! Your boyfriend is beating up my sister!" Yang told her back.
"Wha-S-Sun's not my boyfriend" Blake retorted face like a cherry.
Oscar: ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด, ๐ฎ๐ข ๐ค๐ฉรจ๐ณ๐ฆ! [Come now, my dear!] The only way to kill a werewolf is a silver bullet.
Ruby: Ugh, that's a shame. I left all me silver bullets back home. Literally.
Oscar: There's another way, but... it's pretty gauche.
Ruby: Oh, my God.
"Wha, where's all that money coming from?" Pyrrha asked.
Oscar: Welcome to the First White National Bank of the Schutzstaffel. Gold.. Silver.. copper from air conditioners... and they think they are too big to fail. But all we have to do is shove ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต in his heart.
"How are they going to do that when he can turn into smoke?" Yang asked not getting any answer.
Ruby: Then it's time I showed this "Nazi Werewolf in London" ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐!
["An American Werewolf in London" reference]
Oscar: He hit you! What are you going to do about it?!
Ruby: ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ป ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ด ๐ฏ๐จ๐น๐ซ๐ฌ๐น!
"Holy shit, that's a huge missile!" Nora yelled.
"Hit him Ruby!" Yang cheered.
Oscar: Holy shit, it's almost as big as my love for you.
Ruby: You mean your erection?
Ruby and Oscar blushed at Alternate Ruby's question while Taiyang glared holy murder at Oscar.
Oscar: That is what I call it, oui.
Ruby: Sorry. This Red Riding Hood ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ป๐ฌ๐บ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ช๐ฒ!
"That's a good line, can I steal that line?" Ruby asked.
"Well, I mean she's yourself sooo...?" Summer shrugged not knowing how to answer her daughter.
Oscar: ๐ป๐รจ๐ ๐ รฉ๐๐๐รฉ, ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ ๐ดรฉ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐๐๐! [Very sorry, Big Bad Wolf!] Huff and puff and blow me!
"That was bad" Yang told Oscar who immediately prostrated himself in embarrassment.
Sun:[Cartoonishly high-pitched squeal]
Ruby: "Huff and puff and blo-" That was the best you had?
Oscar: I had one for Red Riding Hood, but then you said yours.
Ruby: Good, yours was probably gross anyway. Also, get out of me boob!
Oscar: But there's so much space in here!
Ozpin: 'Course... It always has to be about you, doesn't it? Your constant need for validation? For attention. Like a screaming child. To think someone so juvenile could be so powerful.. sickens me to my core. Which is exactly why one must spare the child... Which is exactly why one must spare the child... ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐๐ก ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ง๐ค๐! Wait...!
"What! That's Corsac!" Winter yelled.
"Does that mean Alucard casted an illusion" Ironwood hypothesized.
"Argh!" Weiss felt a headache coming 'just how many powers does he have!?' she thought.
Alucard: After all these years you finally get to stick it in me... ...and you put it in the wrong hole.
Ozpin: ๐ฟ๐๐! ๐ผ๐๐๐!
"He's-he's becoming younger!" Glynda said in shock.
"How!" Weiss yelled in fustration.
"It's seems it might be a byproduct of my vampirification" Ozpin theorized remembering his younger state when he killed Cardin.
Alucard: Oh, look at you. You've gone from Daddy to ๐๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐~ and all because you wanted this! And here it is folks! The return of...
Ozpin: [In a younger voice] Bite your fucking tongue!
Alucard: Jolly-Ozzy! Oh, how many years has it been?
'God damn it!' Ozpin thought even now he couldn't escape that nickname when he died and possessed this body, everyone called him Jolly-Ozzy.
His host didn't mind but he certainly did! He thought this while his own students laughed at him!
Oh, and now his ex-wife was joining in on the fun.
'How sweet' he thought with a tic in his eye and hiding his expression with his mug.
Kid Opzin: Fuck you, that nickname was never clever!
Alucard: Aw, Jolly-Ozzy doesn't like his nickname? Jolly-Ozzy's being a sad lad!
Kid Ozpin: Fuck!
Alucard: Ah, but if only we have the opportunity! Could have avoided all the sexual tension and treachery.
Yang who caught that last line was perplexed.
"What?" Yang asked.
Kid Ozpin: Excuse me?
Alucard?: Please, we both know the reason you sold your soul was because you never got to hear: (In a young female's voice) ๐๐ฉ๐ฏ! Ozpin-๐ด๐ข๐ฏ! ๐๐ข๐ช๐ด๐ถ๐ฌ๐ช ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ถ! [Ahn! Mister Ozpin! I love it very much!] [Normal voice] Hehe-haha! You know, I mean, unironically.
"What he can shapeshift now?!" Weiss yelled.
Salem and Ozpin stared at the screen 'That's me!" Salem thought.
But it wasn't 'her' but her human form.
Walter: Cut it out...
Alucard (Girl): That's right, it's a blast from your past with that sass and loli ass! Am I moรฉ enough for you?
Kid Ozpin: Why can't you take this seriously?!
Alucard(Girl):๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ช๐จ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ! ๐ผ๐ฃ๐ ๐'๐ข ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช! That or my pussy. But really you're dodging a bullet there. ๐๐ฐ๐ธ๐ด of teeth.
"EW!" All the girls shouted in disgust at Alucard's line.
Kid Ozpin: For the love of-
Alucard(girl): ๐i๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ข ๐ด๐ฉ๐ขr๐ฌ!
Kid Ozpin: ๐จ๐๐๐๐!
"This was a great episode!" Yang yelled.
"It was very action-packed" Weiss agreed.
"And I killed a werewolf!" Ruby chimed.
"Well then the next episode should be starting soon" Blake said.
Hey Guys! I got some good news and bad news, so bad news first school's starting up in a couple weeks so i'll try to finish chapter 10 before school starts.
The good news is THAT TOWER OF GOD AND NOBLESSE ARE GETTING ANIME ADAPTATION'S. Yes I am so excited! If these to webtoon get a good adaptation that means webtoon like God of Highschool and Unordinary could be getting adaptations as well for those who don't know what going on watch Chibi Reviews video of it. That's all the news i have for you today please favorite, follow and review and see you later!