Aizawa was in his sleeping bag pretending to be asleep. He just wanted to snooze for a few minutes before the bell rings.
"Hey Kacchan, do you think Hawks' wings would taste good?" Izuku said.
Aizawa furrowed his eyebrows as his students walked past him supposedly to their seats at the back of the class.
"Wait what? " Aizawa thought.
"Deku, you dumbass! There isn't a lot of meat on his wings." Katsuki said.
Aizawa was speechless. His students were talking about cannibalism.
"But still. Do you think he would taste like chicken?" Izuku said.
Katsuki clicked his tongue.
"Deku, we both know humans taste like pork. We already tried some when we were little." Katsuki said.
"When they were little? " Aizawa thought.
"I know, but they didn't have a mutant quirk. What if having a bird mutant quirk makes him taste like a bird?" Izuku asked.
Katsuki hummed.
"Good question, maybe we will find out later this week when Amajiki brings his stash to lunch." Katsuki said.
"Amajiki?! " Aizawa thought.
"But I'm already starving for more! Eh, it probably doesn't even matter. The brain and the muscle are the tastiest part anyways!" Izuku added.
"Shh! Not so loud!" Katsuki whispered as he pointed at the yellow sleeping bag.
"Good, they know I'm asleep. " Aizawa thought.
Aizawa tried to forget what he heard until he heard another peculiar conversation.
"Hey Mina?" Denki said.
"Huh?" Mina said.
"Did you know if you electrocute underwater they will leave no burn marks?" Denki said.
"No." Mina replied.
"Well, guess what I learned yesterday while swimming." Denki said.
" Are...Are my students' psychopaths ?!" Aizawa thought.
Aizawa yawned before trying to drift back asleep. He figured he's suffering from sleep deprivation.
"So...Tenya. Did the plan work?" Ochako said.
"Yeah, kidnapping Tensei wasn't that hard." Tenya said.
"Tensei?! " Shouta thought. He remembered the time he spent with him five years ago with Crawler.
"I mean he's in a wheelchair. What was he gonna do? Run?" Ochako added.
Tenya laughed.
Aizawa tried to pinch himself to see if he was dreaming. He flinched when he felt pain.
"Psst. Shoto. What are we gonna do about your darling?" Momo said.
Shoto shook his head and said, "Nothing. Their family and their boyfriend are dead. Who's the police gonna believe? Endeavor's Son or Them."
"True. Sorry for asking a dumb question." Momo said.
The Class was interrupted when Tamaki barged in.
"Guys, I got that special delicacy for lunch we all love!" Tamaki said.
The class cheered.
Aizawa widened his eyes. He was thrown off guard by the fact Tamaki was not only speaking clearly but also yelling.
Aizawa had enough.
His class' eyes widened when they saw Aizawa shot up in his sleeping bag.
"Class will start soon. I...just realized I forgot something from the Faculty Room." Aizawa lied.
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"Naomasa. Please come arrest my class!" Shouta said.
"Wait...why didn't you tell Nezu?" Tsukauchi asked,
"Nezu probably already knows. He knows everything for Pete's sake! I don't know why he would let this slide." Shouta said.
"Shouta. A confession isn't enough to arrest them." Tsukauchi said.
"I will find proof! Just hold them in the cell. It will be the last time I ask you for a favor." Shouta.
Naomasa sighed before agreeing.
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When Aizawa returned to class he was thrown off by how quiet his class was.
He raised an eyebrow when they burst out laughing.
"Naomasa just told us! You fell for our prank!" Mina said.
"Wait...Naomasa was in on this?" Aizawa said.
"Yeah!" Denki said.
Aizawa was furious.
"Detention! All of you!" Aizawa said.
"Wait what?!" The Class whined.
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Later that day, Naomasa was hospitalized after Aizawa scared him half to death. Aizawa himself had to call an ambulance.
Naomasa decided to not press any charges. Now, he is resting at home on extended leave to recover from his trauma.
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A/N: I feel hypocritical. I feel bad for how Naomasa gets abused by Writers in fanfics but it's so fun to make him suffer!