Oh, this… it's normal!
Ok for a long time I knew that my fanfic was bad so I planned on rewriting it. Though I was too lazy and didn't have time to do it. Also, this is between Dressrosa and Punk Hazard.
I have updated this, grammar corrections, and added dialogue.
Also disclaimer: I don't own One Piece
(–°^°)–
The sun was rising and the moon was gone. Brook was on lookout duty, alert for anything. The rest were sleeping, including Law, Kin'emon, and Momonosuke though they had a bit of trouble sleeping in the Sunny at first.
(~°•°)~
Usopp was having trouble sleeping, the cause was the new guests, specifically Kin'emon. Kin'emon was staring at Law. Usually, Usopp was used to shenanigans in the crew, but knowing someone was awake as you sleep, three days straight, he's had enough.
"GO TO SLEEP OR TAKE WATCH!"
"Sorry Usopp-kun, I honestly feel safe around the crew, but I still feel uneasy around Law-kun being around. So I can't help but feel that I must stay and watch him." Kin'emon had his hand on a sword next to his hip, looking ready for some kind of battle. He's still mad at Law for cutting his body into pieces, but his grudge has gotten smaller since the incident with Punk Hazard.
Usopp sweats as he remembers the reason for the unease and proudly proclaims, "Kin'emon, grow up already. It wasn't like you got killed or anything. If it was me I would've gotten over it already!"
The green-haired swordsman snorted, "liar if you were in his shoes I bet you'd stay away from Law as possible, look you're shaking!"
Usopp pointed to Zoro in rage and embarrassment, "Shut up! If you were in his shoes I bet you would be glaring with that one eye of yours, acting more like an asshole!"
Of course not to pass the opportunity of messing with the swordsman Sanji interjects, "I'm agreeing with long-nose on this one, mosshead will act like the asshole he is towards Law."
"Eh? What was that shit-cook! You wanna fight!?" Zoro had pulled one of his swords halfway as a threat.
Of course, Sanji was easily angered by Zoro, and the two started fighting in the room, getting the attention of everyone else in the room.
"Shishishi! Don't worry samurai guy! Torao won't do that anymore!" Luffy was sitting cross-legged in his hammock using it as a swing.
"Mugiwara I thought I told you to call me by my name." Law had been awake the whole time, hiding under his spotted hat, listening to the whole conversation.
Luffy shook his head in disagreement, "No. Your name's too hard to pro-prunice pronusce… like that word."
Law sighed and dipped his head, "you mean pronounce, then why not Law then?"
Luffy pouted, "Law's a dumb name for a pirate especially because you're a supernova."
Usopp gasped "how the hell were you able to say 'especially'! When you can't even say 'pronounce'?!"
"Usopp! I can say prune juice!" Luffy had bonked Usopp's head.
"Goddammit, that hurt! That wasn't even the right word!" Usopp was rubbing a bump that was quickly forming.
*BAMM!*
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS! SOME PEOPLE NEED THE PEACE AND QUIET!"
Suddenly the door to the boys' cabin opened, a slight crack in the door. It was their navigator, Nami, who entered. You could also hear the faint screaming of "not super!" And a bit of laughing "hahaha~," "fufufufu~", "yohohoho~." Also just a big bang.
"NAMI~SWAN!" Like a girl on her period, Sanji switched from fighting Zoro to a puddle of water at Nami's feet.
Nami holding her fist menacingly, "Shut up!". Then suddenly Sanji was into oblivion, "N-Nwami~swan…"
Zoro snorted at the chef's mood swing.
"And what the hell are you snorting for! You're a part of the ruckus!" Nami had quickly gone to Zoro's side and punched him as well.
"And you two! Why can't you be like Law and Kin'emon, QUIET!" Nami had started screaming.
Usopp mumbled, "yet you're the one screaming here…"
Quietly, only Kin'emon and Law noticed Chopper getting inside the room with some kind of ointment, possibly for the injuries the boys had attained.
As the two swordsmen watched Chopper getting inside, Nami had punched both Usopp and Luffy to silence. "S-swarry…"
(~°•°)~
So as two days passed, the guest had gotten quite used to the ruckus and unusualness of the Strawhats and had gotten rather comfortable with letting their guard down. Even when Caesar was nearby or gone from their sight.
Another problem arose for one of the people on the ship. The New Year was slowly coming and Law was dreading it as usual.
(/^~^)/
Law has been counting down the days that have passed and already knew what to do when New Year's came. He's been doing this every single year he's been alive after he got this fruit. The crew noticed Law's eyes were darting back and forth. In the beginning, they were worried but most put it off as Law getting nervous for Dressrosa.
Sanji was slowly waking up just as the sun rose, he had to cook breakfast for his crew after all. As he stood up, he sensed something was different in Law and Luffy's hammocks, he shrugged it off as Luffy being himself and Law had been jittery the past few days.
Law and Kin'emon were the second to wake up. The first thing they noticed when they woke up was the familiar yet somewhat different person in Luffy's hammock, from their haki, but with the weird things the Straw Hats had done. They put it off as usual and went off outside.
While the two swordsmen walked towards the deck, Law went in another direction towards the bathrooms. Kin'emon noticed but dismissed it as nothing and continued without Law.
And as time passed the Straw Hats woke up, one by one, until only Luffy was left. No one minded it since Luffy stayed asleep until breakfast was ready unless he had the previous watch.
(/^~^)/
"Nami~swan! Robin~chwan! Breakfast is ready-" A figure ran past by and everyone knew it was Luffy "- And all you bastards too!"
Inside, Luffy already had his fork and knife in hand, banging on the table. Though one thing different was that the cardinal was buttoned up, rather than it being unbuttoned and open.
"MESHI! MESHI! MES-!"
After giving the ladies their food first, as the saying goes "ladies first." Sanji interrupted his captain's chanting by putting the food in front of him.
So as breakfast passed no one noticed anything different. Though one crew member noticed the little difference and made a little investigation while it was breakfast, Robin was wearing a small knowing smile that unnerved Law. The doctor was already uneasy with the change this morning when he woke up. If Robin was smirking and what she considered funny was unnerving so this did not help with his uneasiness.
As breakfast was close to ending, people with Haki or just heightened senses noticed something was off with Law and Luffy. Robin, deciding to ease everyone's worries, interrupted every conversation that was happening. "Ahh… captain, don't you think it would be a nice time to explain to the crew about the weird atmosphere?"
Luffy was confused, "what are you talking about Robin, everything is normal to me?"
Law had sighed and hoped whatever it was, they didn't notice his change "Mugiwara she means the change in your spirit…"
Luffy scratched his head… "What?"
Robin laughed, "fufufu, what he and I mean is the changes in your body."
Luffy was still confused.
Sanji had just enough so he kicked his captain in the head, "she means what happened to your body rubber-brain! Whatever the hell that means!"
"Oh! That I can show you!" Luffy's eyes showed that he understood and suddenly…
…
..
.
"WHAT THE HELL!"
(/°~')– (POV)
Zoro was feeling indifferent, so what if his captain was a girl now, he was still his captain. And mentally he knows that his captain is a guy so it wasn't a big deal that he opened his top. And so what if he basically… flashed him…
OK! It was not ok but it would be stupid if he started acting stupid, like the shitcook, so he need to stay indifferent…he just can't believe his captain can still surprise him.
(/~3~)– (POV)
Sanji was in a state of shock. This kind of state of shock hasn't happened since Momoiro Island, the island that had the Kamabakka Queendom in it. The island that had been filled by okamas. The island was his never-ending nightmare. The place where guys are…*gulp*... women.
Let's just say Sanji was not awake, and unconscious.
(/$^$)– (POV)
Nami feels like she should be used to Luffy and his crazy antics, but… Seriously! What the hell happened for Luffy to turn into a girl. The first thing that happened when her crew entered the New World was to declare war on a POWERFUL FISHMAN! AGAINST HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FISHMAN!
And that wasn't even the worst part so… WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED FOR HIM TO TURN INTO A GIRL!
(/=~=)– (POV)
Usopp supposes that with all the bat-shit crazy stuff they have been through… Luffy turning into a girl is not the weirdest thing that has happened. So as his friend and his crew member… he continues eating…
Never mind he passed out on his food...
(/*~*)– (POV)
Chopper was starry-eyed. Luffy, his captain, had turned into a girl! That's so cool! Even after so long into our adventure there's still a bunch of fun stuff they haven't discovered! So Chopper had his mouth open in awe, unable to speak, and stopped eating. His mind started racing to try to see why it had happened and the after-effects.
(/^-^)– (POV)
Robin was amused at the crew's and the guests' reactions to Luffy's… reveal. When she interrupted the conversations during breakfast she knew quite well what she had asked the captain. When she was with the revolutionaries she learned some important information considering the Monkey family, but from what Dragon told her… it was more to that. However, for some reason, she can't quite remember what Dragon had told her.
So Robin just sat there wondering what she had forgotten, noticing a certain sleep-deprived captain's reaction.
(/=~*)– (POV)
Franky was in between yelling "SUPER!" or just… passing out. And, it's only been a short time since they entered the New World. Specifically, they have only been to two islands including the SUPER Fishman island.
So Franky just stayed there stuck in between posing and just sitting in his seat in shock.
(/°•°)– (POV)
Brook was really happy, after being isolated for 50 years, he had found a new crew to be in, and a new captain to follow. But sadly shortly after being in the crew, the next island the crew had entered they were separated for two years and that had broken his heart… Though he doesn't have a heart! Yohohoho! However, he would always enjoy every moment with his crew. Even his captain turning into his opposite gender would break his nonexistent heart...
What Brook did after yelling with the crew was laugh.
(/-_-)– (POV)
Law was in a state of shock, his mouth was gaping. Mugiwara had turned into a girl… HOW!
He was about to scream an important question that will reveal something important to a specific group of people and help with Robin's wandering mind
(/°^°)– (POV)
Kin'emon was amused, he had forgotten something quite entertaining he was told by a cat and dog for whatever short brief time he was with them. It was a story considering two legends.
(/°3°)– (POV)
Momonosuke was just in shock…. Luffy-dono had turned into a GIRL!
(–°^°)–
After just a minute of absolute silence, people started to react.
Zoro had started to sputter.
Sanji had fainted.
Nami was screaming wordlessly.
Usopp had fainted on his food.
Chopper was starry-eyed.
Robin was smirking.
Franky was stuck halfway posing his signature pose.
Brook was laughing.
Law was yelling.
Kin'emon was smiling.
Momonosuke was gaping.
But the one thing that got everyone's attention was Law, specifically the question that should be asked.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU TURN INTO A GIRL!?"
Luffy was laughing at everyone's reaction, "Shishishi! Torao everyone can turn into a girl!" Luffy was thinking specifically of Ivankov when Law asked that question, so technically everyone can turn into a girl.
After his chuckles lessened. Brook made the question easier to understand, "Luffy-san what Law-wan means is how you, specifically, turned into a girl."
But before Luffy could make possibly another answer that messed with everyone's heads more, Robin had answered the question instead. "Luffy-san's condition here is quite simple and humorous. He or should I say she, turns into a girl once a year, from what I heard from Dragon. However, I can't remember how that started right now."
Nami finally stopped wordlessly screaming, came back to her senses, and screamed at her captain, "What the hell did your family do!"
Nami's scream woke everyone out of their stupor. Robin was listening closely to know what she had forgotten. And unknown to everyone Law was paying extra attention to the answer.
Luffy laughed harder, "SHISHISHI! The story's really funny! The first time I remembered Ace turning into a girl—"
(~°•°)~
"AAHHGGG! ACE YOU LOST YOUR FAMILY JEWELS!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE BRAT!"
Luffy had recently arrived at Mt. Colubo Gramps had left him at the bandits for a while now, and had just started chasing after Ace.
(~°•°)~
"—and that's how it was!"
Most of the people screamed, "That doesn't explain anything!"
Law, being one of the people who didn't scream, sighed, "Did anyone tell you why you changed?..."
Luffy brightened up at that "Oh Yeah! Gramps said something about it when he visited and I asked him about it!"
Law was getting irritated now, "and what was it?..."
Luffy remembered what his Gramps told him, "Oh! He said he and Roger back in the day had been fighting on an island! And then he told me that the island they were fighting at had a bunch of witches. Then the witch got angry and said that they had to be turned into a girl or something!"
Robin hummed at the answer finally remembering what she forgot, "to be specific Garp the Hero and Gold Roger had fought on an island that resided in the New World, the island had contained people with the devil fruits that complemented each other like magic. And from what I remember from Dragon is that when Garp and Roger had been fighting, they caused quite a scene and created massive amounts of destruction on the island. This caused the people that resided there to put a curse on them. The curse was to turn specific people into their opposite genders. They specifically targeted people with the D in their names. Like Monkey D Garp, Gol D Roger, and of course our captain Monkey D Luffy."
After what Robin had said was silence. However, Law had broken that silence.
"Mugiwara it's your God damn forsaken family fault…"
Even though Law was sure he said that to himself, he said that rather loudly that it instantly had everyone's attention.
"Yohoho! Law-san do you also turn into a girl?" Brook had questioned the pirate-doctor and there was no way of escape.
Realizing they heard him he cursed, "Damn you heard… well if I'm going to come clean might as well be all the way" he muttered.
Law sighed "my full name is Trafalgar Water D Law."
At that everyone was shocked once again, they didn't know they had another D onboard the ship
Robin laughed realizing why he was cursing the Monkey family, "Fufufu it seems that Law here also turns into a girl once a year."