Chapter 2

Tadaaa! I'm back but like not really. I will finish the whole D fam and have some snips and bits but anyways I have continued this after like… 4 years. I'm so sorry, but thank you for keeping up. When I first wrote this it was during my middle school and high school happened and now I got back to it...

"WHHAAA!?" Everyone had their jaws open, even Luffy.

"Torao! How come you still look like yourself?" Luffy pointed at his own chest that while not as big as Nami's and Robin's still existed.

"The same way yours aren't enormous and lean like the rest of you, devil fruit." Law scoffed and put his hand out.

"Room"

The next thing they know two pairs of towels appear. They seem to be wrapped around what they assume are Law's assets appear, Robin has the urge to try to see and Chopper wants to ask the doctor about the medical applications of extra skin and muscle, and the removal of it.

Sanji got himself out of his trance "OK! Get that away from here, we're all still finishing up our food, let's continue this conversation out on the deck where-" Sanji looked around him noticing some people still out of it "-when we all get ourselves… calmed down."

The crew nodded and continued with an awkward atmosphere that fixed itself quickly by Luffy's hands stealing food from everyone's plates. With that the crew was back in motion, forgetting the entire situation.

When everyone went out on the deck, people kept going on as usual, until around noon when the crew was starting to ask Luffy about what kind of situations and shenanigans she's been in as a girl.

The crew, about to ask questions, got interrupted by a call on their Den-Den Mushi.

"Puru-puru-puru… Puru-puru-puru…"

Usopp asked, "should we answer that?"

Luffy without hesitation headed straight for the snail and said "I'm Luffy! I'm gonna become king of the pirates!... And who are you?..."

(–°^°)–

At Marineford Sengoku felt like he was forgetting something important regarding today, but ever since his retirement he's said "fuck it" to about everything. That was different for the current Fleet Admiral, Akainu was sensing that today was not going to be easy, even if he had a perfect breakfast earlier.

Akainu stood up from his chair, hoping that the calm would continue. He knew that the Vice Admirals and Admirals were going to be at the yearly debriefing but it never starts quietly.

It usually started with some loud screaming and a bunch of traumatized Petty Officers but he just can't remember why. He always remembers that Garp has been skipping out on these meetings. Because of that, he made it mandatory unless they had good reason to not be there.

The intercoms rang out "All free Vice Admirals and above head to the meeting room, debrief starts in 10"

(–°^°)–

Slowly everyone started walking to the meeting room, anxious. It never goes well and with the mandatory attendance, Vice Admirals and Admirals are going to be there if they weren't busy.

Smoker being a new Vice Admiral felt some apprehension since he only got promoted the past year and wasn't there the previous meeting.

However, when they all arrived the majority couldn't seem to find where Garp was and their worry got worse. They knew the rule was specially made for him, and if he wasn't here, Akainu would get mad.

Sengoku made the worry get worse by saying "do any of you know where Garp is?"

Usually, he wouldn't be allowed in but Sengoku was the person to drag Garp around, just behind Tsuru. And with his question, the majority just forgot he was now a General Inspector instead of a Fleet Admiral and was worried about where the hell Garp was.

They all started to sweat, they never knew what kind of trouble Garp could make. So while they were anxious they all sat in their respective seats and waited. The people attending: Smoker, Tsuru, Momonga, Bastille, Doberman, Onigumo, Strawberry, Tokikake, Gion, Borsalino, Issho, and Sengoku, looked at each other, evaluating.

There were a couple of missing seats and the vast majority of the Vice Admirals were not there since they were either too far and were just busy. It was quite a complicated mess, but Akainu waved it off since the majority of the info gets passed to the Vice Admirals that go to the meeting therefore to him except for one person.

When Akainu arrived and sat in his chair and did roll call for who was able to make it and if Garp arrived. His veins popped out when he called Garp and got no response, he just skipped him and decided to come back to him if by some hope Garp arrived late.

So after all that roll call, Akainu is about to call Garp once again. When-

"Yo! Sengoku has the meeting started yet?" All their heads snapped at the door, they knew only one person would say that without any politeness… But…

Eyes have popped out of their sockets

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" Tokikake screamed.

Tokikake was usually a relaxed guy and with his habit of knowing pretty women, he would usually recognize this woman straight away, especially if she was a Vice Admiral.

In front of them was a woman with some huge assets, with arms of steel and legs to boot. The only odd thing was that she was in an oversized outfit for men but it fit her quite nicely, in a baggy formal way. Everyone could see that she had a wide grin on her face.

The "mysterious" person tilted her head slightly making some of the men blush, even if it was more assessing and she looked more mature than cute, she pulled it off.

"What in damn hell are you guys ogling at?" She scoffed at the blatant eyes from Tokikae and Borsalino checking her out but she sharpened her eyes when she noticed a couple of the Absolute Justice members' (Doberman, Onigumo, and Akainu) gazes were more of an assessment if she was a threat. "And watch your glares there, I can still beat your asses even if you guys are higher ranking."

But when her eyes met Sengoku's who was sitting by the side watching the commotion eating some rice crackers, she said "Oi Senny move over, and give me some of that, when is this meeting about to start?"

Without remorse, she started to walk towards Sengoku, took Garp's seat, and moved it more towards Sengoku. And, without hesitation took one of the former Fleet Admirals crackers and just started eating.

The meeting just got tenser. No one stole from Sengoku's stash unless you wanted to get beat, but everyone was more surprised he let the lady get some and just continued eating with just a grunt of approval.

"Glad to see you here…" His eyes glinted in a mischievous glint, "Garp."

Everyone double-checked to see if what he said was true by shaking their heads back and forth to try and see Garp, hoping that moving their heads back and forth would help explain how this woman could be Garp.

Gion, one of the few women in the group, got out of her stupor and asked, "How the hell is this woman?" She pointed at the woman munching on some crackers "Garp?"

Gion was pretty straightforward if a bit hotheaded, she was one of the few candidates to be Admiral. And being friends with Tsuru she would know if Garp was a woman.

Tsuru tried to help Gion understand that the woman was Garp "Gion, the woman is Garp, he changes every New Year's since the fight against Roger on the island Camelot."

Smoker was the next to get the shock off, and shook his head "that still doesn't explain why Garp turns into a woman."

Tsuru just sighed and continued hoping it'll help "Do any of you know what the island Camelot is?"

Most shook their heads but Strawberry with his straight face said "It's an island filled with devil fruit users who think it's magic, they're fairly isolated but powerful. They have a weird relationship with the abilities that seem to pass on their children but only actually come out when they eat their family's representative devil fruit."

Doberman interrupted Strawberry by saying "ah, yes those 'witches' and 'wizards' hold a coming of age ceremony when the children become 7, saying it was a special number or something" Doberman rolled his eyes.

Tsuru nodded "They are extremely powerful since it is all based on bloodline, and with the limited fruits they have vast knowledge and textbooks about their fruits."

She pointed at Garp "And this numbskull had a fight against Roger on their island that resulted with them being cursed to turn into their opposite gender every New Year's."

Garp suddenly laughed "Bwahaha! So that's why you guys didn't recognize me!"

Garp pointed to his face and asked Sengoku "do I look that different, Senny? And I could've sworn I told some of you."

Sengoku laughed and Tsuru sighed "No you didn't Garp, remember what you did around this time every year."

Garp beamed "Oh Yeah! I would usually be in East Blue and shopping with my granddaughters!"

The awkwardness that came from that was deafening, and Akainu without remorse and with signs of exhaustion continued.

"Update the staff on this and next time" he glared at Garp "arrive on time."

Garp just ignored him and continued eating crackers and barely paying attention unless something caught his ear.

Most just shook their heads and figured Garp had the stupidity/courage to talk to the former Fleet Admiral without being intimidated, and just threatened everyone in the room. Of course, it was Garp.

Many things went through everyone's head though.

"How come we never noticed?"

"Did Roger turn into a girl too?"

"Grandaughters?"

The talk was fairly normal, Smoker was talking about heading to the New World at the end of this meeting. Momonga talked about his patrols in paradise and that he wanted to patrol the New World for a bit. Bastille was going to be following Issho (Fujitora) to Dressrosa. Doberman and Onigumo were planning on staying in Paradise. And Strawberry wanted to follow a lead with pirates attacking islands in paradise. Gion and Tokikake were following Garp, even if they had a lot of questions for her. Borsalino (Kizaru) just told them about what he did slowly and crudely. And Sengoku popped in saying he'd follow Issho too.

When the meeting was over, Garp was about to haul ass and was about to leave. When-

"Garp."

Akainu had his hand rubbing his temples, "next time no more surprises."

Garp smirked, "actually now that I think about it, I've been to a couple of meetings."

Momonga and Bastille actually remember seeing her a couple of times but dismissed her either as another Vice Admiral or one of Tsuru's subordinates she dragged along. Some people were still confused "what? how?"

Garp smirked "I've been to the yearly debriefs you just haven't noticed me until now. You should've seen it when I first transformed, Senny and Tsuru had the best reactions."

(~°•°)~

Sengoku hadn't been promoted to Fleet Admiral yet, instead, they were Vice Admirals with Sengoku on his way for a promotion to Admiral and Garp recently promoted to Vice Admiral. The entire day both Sengoku and Tsuru had been hearing panicked screams and shouting all around the headquarters.

They decided to ignore it since they were drinking to celebrate New Year's and the promotion Garp had. Usually, this duo was a trio, but Garp was most likely still in his room getting his usual crackers and sake.

Then suddenly-

A woman had popped out of nowhere, with her clothes being baggy over her body?

"Senny! Tsuru! The witch's curse actually happened! I've been turned into a GIRL! HELP ME!"

All the two could do was laugh, they're drunk from the sake and wine they bought and Garp's screaming wasn't helping. So at this point, they thought they were being delusional and just laughed.

"HA! T-Tsuru I think I'm seeing things but this young lady just came in our r-room saying she's G-Garp! HAahaah!" Sengoku was swaying at this time and was pointing at the woman that barged in.

Tsuru stood up and wobbled a bit and walked towards this "Garp". She stood with her face serious to a confused one with this "Garp" and poked her. On her Tits.

"I-I don't r-remember Garp having tits like t-these!" She then started to grope the chest and started sobbing. "Whyyyy, why does this female Garp have bigger boobs than me!" she whined.

The next thing the woman knows is that Tsuru started poking at her own chest saying "grow dammit."

Sengoku started laughing more to the point he fell backwards on his chair and poked at his own chest. "A-Am I going to t-turn into a girl t-too?"

The woman then just facepalmed and started to try to take the alcohol away, the other two did not want that and started to whine about her being mean by taking the alcohol away. She just shook her head and continued, and seeing as their plan not working they started inviting her to join.

Tsuru shoved her a huge glass of wine and said "No! Drink instead."

Sengoku fist pumped and shoved his glass of sake towards her "yeah! If you are Garp then you should be here drinking with us!"

Seeing her plan not working "Garp" joins right in, giving up and just decided to just drink.

(–°^°)–

It's later at night around three and the trio was still partying. A Petty Officer was sent to deliver the message to the three Vice Admirals that the yearly debrief will occur later that day since the headquarters was in a panic and a majority are most likely going to be hungover.

Instead, what the Petty Officer sees in the room was horrific and traumatizing. An attractive lady was shirtless and was drinking non-stop with Vice Admiral Sengoku and Vice Admiral Tsuru.

The two kept drinking while chanting "Garp! Garp! Garp! Garp!"

And the Petty Officer was fascinated and couldn't look away so when "Garp" finished her drink she sated headbanging and screaming but then passed out.

The Petty Officer was shaken out of it by the other two screaming in celebration and then passing out. So here they were passed out, and a Petty Officer trying to deliver a message about the update, instead just closed the door and left.

That was the day Momonga decided to get promoted as soon as possible and remove that from his memory.

(~°•°)~

"Now that you guys know that, I'm going to head on out! I need to see if I can get some discounts!" Garp leaves and starts heading to his office. Tokikake and Gion pick up their things and follow after him, with Tsuru and Sengoku talking amongst themselves before following after.

Smoker wants to follow just to ask some questions but he has to leave so he starts heading for the docks. Seeing as the meeting was ending people were starting to head out as well, with Akainu last looking over the documents and trying to relieve his headache caused by Garp.

And Momonga, well he just stood blankly, recalling he was one of the men traumatized by Garp, not by his training.

(–°^°)–

Garp was walking to his office then remembered Coby had access to his grandson's Den-Den Mushi number. He changed course and started heading towards the dock where Coby was getting his ship ready for the Reverie.

He needed to talk with his family.

AND viola, I'm done with Garp with a flashback I added last minute of the old marine trio.