Baby Daddy Chapter 5

A/N: I apologize beforehand for any spelling, grammatical mistakes, I'm legally blind so I have to rely on dictation and the reader function on my phone when writing/reading any story. Also if I misrepresent how someone or something looked on the show, this is why…Have a good weekend!

Disclaimer: I don't own OUaT or ABC or Disney etcetc… this is just for fun.

Hooked

Regina arrived at her office a little before 10, and decided it was late enough to call Emma. She was curious how Henry's first night went, more than anything.

"Sheriff Swan."

"Emma, how was your night?"

"Regina! My night? How the hell was your night with Prince Charming and Snow White?! God there's a threesome that'll haunt my dreams!"

"Really Miss Swan, do try to focus dear. Nothing, I can assure you nothing, happened with your parents or I in any capacity. From what I gather your mother slept like a log. Aside from that there was no bonding, no hand holding, no sing-a-longs. Now answer my question. How did you settle in and how's my son?!"

"Okay okay calm your ti-"

"Do NOT finish that sentence Miss Swan!"

"Ugh are we really back to that your Majesty?"

"Back to what?" Regina replied, finding her patience running thin that day, it didn't help someone was elbowing her in the ribs either as she sat at her desk.

"The 'Miss Swan' thing. I thought, I dunno we maybe started becoming friends or friendlier in Neverland, you started calling me Emma, maybe we could stick to that?"

"If I call you Emma will you answer my damn question already?"

"Yes."

"Fine, Emmmmmmmma," Regina purred into the phone, "My dear, would you tell me how your night went?"

Emma gulped, Gods, that tone of voice had Emma picturing how far different her night could've gone had Regina been there saying her name like that. Emma wasn't sure when she started having these thoughts and feelings. She wasn't blind, from the moment she saw Regina she could admit the other woman was hot as fuck with an attitude to match, but the feelings? Maybe in Neverland? She came to accept them though after regaining her memories in New York. Heck maybe those fake memories just added to the feelings too. She coughed a couple times to clear her throat and dirty thoughts of the mayor in her bed purring her name, before saying "Our night was fine. We packed up yesterday, with, well some help from Hook, I mean there's only so much he can do with one hand, anyways, and brought what we needed to the loft. We were pretty beat so we grabbed a pizza and crashed. Just at Granny's now. I stepped away to take your call."

"Good that's, good. Although while in your care could you try to feed my son something other than takeout and maybe a vegetable or something green once a day? On another note, speaking of that filthy pirate, you've any idea of his whereabouts, with our history he's someone I'd like to keep an eye on you see."

"Uh actually I'm looking at him right now. He's sitting at the bar at Granny's, drinking what I'm going to assume is rum, in a coffee cup though."

"Really, perhaps you could relay a message to him? Ask him to drop by my office as soon as he can, like now perhaps if he's done with his liquid breakfast?"

Emma snorted "Sure thing. Anything else your highness?"

"Not at the moment Sheriff. Although I guess I should inform you, I spoke with Robin Hood this morning. He asked for materials for his men to build a community in the forest. I'll make the necessary arrangements with the hardware store in town but perhaps you could supervise. And uh one other thing, I um invited him and his young son to stay with me until he can find more suitable accommodations."

"What?! You invited some strange man into your home?"

"Would you calm down it's not like I invited him into my bed!" or did she, Regina couldn't help thinking about who the father was.

"How do you know it's safe? How do you know he won't attack you?!"

"I can take care of myself Emma."

"Fine but I don't like this. I don't know or trust pine breathe!"

"Well noted. Now deliver that message to guyliner before he's too inebriated to walk and let me know how the construction goes and how long you think those people will have to board at Granny's before it's complete."

"Alright I'll uh talk to you later, tell baby I said bye."

"I'll be sure to pass on the message, goodbye."

Regina hung up her phone, before searching for a few numbers she knew she'd need. She was making the necessary calls and arrangements when there was a knock at the door and David poked his head in. She found she wasn't overly upset to see him, but nevertheless a bit confused as she had been wishing to speak to Hook. She held up a finger as she concluded her conversation for the building supplies.

"David what are you doing here dear, miss me already?"

David just chuckled, "Actually, I ran into Whale, and it seems word of your pregnancy has spread rather fast. He does have an idea though to determine the father as long as the men who came back are willing, he suggested taking a DNA swab and comparing it to the baby, once they're born. It's not perfect and it'll take time but unless we all get our memories back beforehand than it's really the best case scenario."

"I don't really see any other options, although I did ask for Hook to come over here now, I figured maybe he would know something or point me in some sort of direction. Not to mention maybe he knows more about who cast the curse this time," Regina frowned while standing up trying to get more comfortable, but failing.

"Makes sense. You okay? Whale said to let him know and he'd start swabbing willing subjects immediately."

"What's he going to say? Hey you think you could've banged the Queen in the Enchanted Forest and gotten her pregnant?"

David rubbed the back of his neck "Well maybe a bit more elegantly than that although, it is Whale, so maybe I stand corrected," he couldn't help but chuckle.

David sent a text off to Whale, to tell him to begin, just as he looked up to speak to Regina again the door opened and Hook swaggered in, in all his black leather glory.

"Aye, love I hear you requested a meeting with me," Hook smirked at Regina. He couldn't help letting his eyes wander up and down her figure. "I must say your Majesty, I've never found a pregnant woman attractive before, but you would break that mold wouldn't you. In fact you're positively glowing my Queen, your new curves look fantastic," he said while taking a step forward to get closer to Regina. Her breasts looked positively delicious and that was saying something because she already had fantastic cleavage beforehand.

Next thing he knew David was stepping into his vision putting himself between him and the Queen. "Back off pirate," David snarled, holding up his hand so Hook didn't come any closer.

Hook simply put up his hands and nodded his head. "You wanted to see me?" he directed his question to Regina.

"Yes, I have some questions for you regarding our time in the Enchanted Forest. The time only you can remember."

"Aye, of course love whatever I can tell you, to help of course," he said with a wink.

Regina rolled her eyes, she couldn't believe she was going to say the next sentence, especially in front of an audience even if it was just David. "Can I assume this isn't yours then?" she said while holding her stomach and glancing down at it, before looking back up at the pirate.

Hook actually laughed, "I may have flirted with you relentlessly love, and even tried a few times to get into those tight leather pants and corsets again, but alas you denied me every time. So no I'm not the father, shame that is though, part pirate part evil Queen what a glorious combination, if you'd like to try again," he said lecherously.

After being boggled by the initial question, David said "Hey watch it." He hated the way Hook was acting, talking and especially looking at Regina. He was also angry that he seemed to imply that him and Regina had been intimate in the past. He knew he had no reason to care who she had slept with but it bothered him that somebody as sleazy as Hook had ever been allowed to touch her body.

"Oh thank the Gods," Regina said throwing up her hands. "Well excluding yourself did you maybe notice me hanging around with someone else, any potential fathers you could think of?"

"You were pretty depressed when I left, missing your boy, although now that I think about it that bow and arrow guy was starting to hang around you a lot. I can't say what happened after I left but it seemed like you were on your way to being friends if you weren't already."

"Robin Hood?"

"Aye that's him, aside from that, Snow was pestering you a lot but I doubt she fathered your child," Hook said laughing lightly.

Regina took this new information in. Could it be possible that Robin Hood was the father of her child? She didn't know him very well, she didn't know him at all, she supposed in the looks department she could do a lot worse. But that didn't matter when it came to her unborn baby, what mattered was the baby was healthy and once born happy that was it. Her thoughts were interrupted by Hook speaking again but this time to David.

"What about you mate, did you ever make up with the Princess?"

"What are you talking about, Snow?" David asked.

"Aye, you guys were fighting when I left, you had been fighting almost the entire time if I'm being honest."

"And you know what we were fighting about? Why would you know what we were fighting about?"

Hook chuckled, "Don't worry we didn't become friends or anything but I did perhaps get you a little inebriated one night after one of your rows with Snow, and you poured your heart out. On rum of course."

"So what were we arguing about?"

"Actually something both you and the Queen have in common, you were both missing your children. However not even a couple weeks after being in the Enchanted Forest, Snow told you that she wanted to have a new baby. That you may never get Emma back and that she wanted to be a mother. You didn't want another baby with her, you didn't want to replace Emma with another child. You weren't against children in the future but according to you, Snow seemed to imply, you could just replace Emma with a new babe. You fought about it for months, it was quite annoying. I'm sure if the Queen could remember she would tell you too, I heard you confide in her at one point when you were both very low and missing your children, but you both seemed to have the same mentality that a new baby couldn't replace the children that you had lost."

David was floored, he just rubbed his hands up and down his face.

Regina was shocked to say the least, although if she thought about it, it wasn't that surprising. Snow was always very selfish, clearly that hadn't changed but she would have thought that maybe she would have taken her husband's feelings into consideration. "Well unless you got her pregnant right towards the end of our stay in the forest, I think it's safe to say since she's not showing that she's not pregnant. Although now that you have Emma back, you wouldn't be replacing her." Regina tried not to cringe thinking about the two charming's fornicating like bunnies to make a baby.

David just blew a breath of air out of his mouth. "Is there any way that you won't mention this to Snow?" he asked Hook.

"My lips are sealed your Majesty. Anything else I can do for either of you before I depart for the harbour?"

Both David and Regina were too shocked about what they had learned from Hook to think of anything else to ask him. They both just shook their heads. Hook bowed and with one last look at Regina and a wink he turned and left. David sat down on the couch and Regina sat next to him.

"Wow," David said.

"Yes, quite," Regina replied.

Regina didn't know what to say "Unlike your wife I can keep a secret, I won't say anything to Snow either." The baby gave her a very hard kick after that, making Regina grimace. It hadn't stopped moving ever since she had spoken to Emma on the phone earlier. She couldn't believe she was even going to do what she was about to do, but glancing at David she said "Would you mind trying again? I really need them to settle down."

David looked over at Regina, scooted right beside her so his thigh was up against hers, and put his large hand on her stomach. "Whoever the father turns out to be is a lucky guy, any baby is a blessing, I hope what Hook said didn't offend you. That you think I don't like babies or children or something like that."

Regina could feel it, the baby was already calming down at the sound of David's voice and his gentle touch against her stomach. "On the contrary dear, I hope you aren't disgusted by me. Clearly I felt the same in the Enchanted Forest, that I didn't want another child to replace Henry, however it seems that that happened anyways. I don't have my memories but I swear I would never try to replace Henry, he is everything to me." She was beginning to get teary eyed, she couldn't help it thinking of Henry, thinking of this new baby, not knowing who the father was, Henry not knowing he was going to be a big brother, it was all becoming too much.

"I don't think that at all Regina. I think you raised Henry very well, and he is an amazing child, and that's a testament to how well you did with him. You're going to be just as amazing with this baby, and they are the luckiest baby ever, they have you as their mother. If I know nothing else about you, I know how fiercely you love your children, and that you would do literally anything for their health and happiness."

David took his hand off of Regina's stomach, he couldn't feel the baby kicking anymore, and leaned over slowly and wrapped it around her shoulder, pulling her into a reluctant hug. He put his hand at the back of her head just like he did when he would hug Emma.

Regina didn't want to cave into his arms, but she eventually did. These stupid pregnancy hormones were making her seek comfort wherever she could it seemed. He was so warm and big. She knew she could just curl up into him if she so desired. Her chin rested on his shoulder as she tried not to feel his solid upper body against hers. Emma's previous threesome comment now ringing in her head.

After a couple awkward moments where both tried not to think about how comfortable they were with one another, they pulled apart. Regina wiped her eyes, and tried to make sure she looked semi presentable "Thank you, I'm sorry you have to keep seeing me in this state."

"Oh please, as Hook blatantly pointed out, you still look devastatingly beautiful, besides I like being the baby whisperer. Maybe I could start a new business, instead of being the deputy, I could just sooth all the pregnant women around town," he said grinning.

Regina just rolled her eyes, but smiled back at him. "Speaking of deputy, you should get to work, I need to make a a few more phone calls and talk to Whale about an ultrasound."

"Of course, will you call me if you need anything? And I know you didn't like it but you should really think about someone staying the night with you, at least until this little one comes."

"Actually, I ran into Robin Hood earlier, Granny's is very cramped, so I invited him and his son to stay with me until they've built their camp in the woods."

David frowned, he didn't know Robin Hood, only knew that he was a bandit in the Enchanted Forest. Although he supposed he couldn't judge him for that fact alone as his wife was once a bandit as well. "Oh well I guess that takes care of that for now, at least you won't be alone." He got up and walked towards her door.

Regina got up as well and walked back behind her desk. She tried not to look at David's broad shoulders, and delectable looking ass in his jeans. Shaking her head of her inappropriate thoughts she said "Have a good day dear, and thank you for sorting out the paternity tests with Whale."

David stopped just at the door and turned towards her "Of course your Majesty, I live to serve your every whim," he mock bowed, before opening the door and leaving. He didn't feel better after the visit. He didn't feel better about what Hook said, he didn't feel better about Robin Hood moving in with Regina. The only thing he felt good about was that he calmed the baby down again. Trying to focus on that as he reached his cruiser, he got in and headed to the police station.

Up next :: Regina talks to Whale and a surprise reveal (no not the father yet).

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