Baby Daddy Chapter 6

A/N: Just wanted to thank everyone who has liked or reviewed this story, even the negative ones ;) but if you don't like the Regina character, than this story is going to be a long one for you. Also I try to update at least twice a week but with my health and dialysis, I can't always promise what days that'll be.

Disclaimer: I don't own OUaT, just borrowing for shits and giggles.

Whales and Robins

Regina sat at her desk and punched the annoying man's number into the phone.

"Ah your Majesty, I was wondering when I'd hear from you."

"Cut the crap doctor. When can you do an ultrasound?"

Whale chuckled, "I see those pregnancy hormones are running rampant hmmm?"

"Do not test me today Victor!" Regina seethed into the phone.

"Okay okay keep the bun in the oven! How about you come round to the hospital at 9 tomorrow morning, we'll get a look first thing!"

"Fine, that's acceptable, I'll see you then," Regina was about to hang up when Whale interrupted her.

"Uh one more thing my Queen, concerning the potential father? I assume you'd like an update on my progress?"

"Oh, uh yes fine, how have the peasants responded to the fact one of them may have had the privilege of gracing my bedchambers?"

Whale couldn't help laughing, "Oh they're excited, too excited some of them. Bloody brooding wishing they could remember. I've got about 30-40 swabs. Still missing some, I still need to take mine, David's, I'm missing a couple dwarves, Jefferson..."

"WHAT, HOW, NOOOOO STOP!" Regina practically screamed into the phone.

Whale, misinterpreting said "But I thought the agreement was we'd test any willing males.."

"Let me set a few things straight," Regina all but whispered in a deadly voice. "Firstly I don't go to bed with married men, so you can cross David off your list."

"Wow an Evil Queen with morals, that's, different."

"Secondly," Regina continued as if she hadn't heard him, "Unless I was cursed, incapacitated, or poisoned, I did not and never will have sex with a munchkin."

"I believe they're called Dwarves."

"Thirdly, I would never sleep with you, not on a cold day in hell, you are literally one-step above the midgets, so don't even gross me out like that, I feel sick enough."

"Oh come now Mayor Mills, let's not pretend you don't notice the sexual tension between us. And I mean, ya you're a bitch, but you also happen to be the sexiest woman in Storybrooke or the Enchanted Forest. I'd have definitely banged you. And you could do much worse. Let's face it, I'm not exactly ugly, and I'm smart as hell, kid could do worse than me as his Papa."

"If you say the word 'bang' again, I'll be banging your head off a cement wall," Regina groaned.

"Is there anyone in particular that you could've ban...Uh fornicated with, that I should test first, any suitors that seem more likely, other than myself, I was thinking maybe the people that were in Storybrooke from the original curse might be the more likely candidates."

"I hate everything about this conversation but yes I suppose. People like Jefferson, Michael, I don't know, maybe move Robin Hood up that list too."

Whale was making notes as Regina was speaking, "Hood, okay, still need to get Hook, got Gold already."

"Oh my Gods this conversation is over, and Hook already ruled himself out!"

"And you trust a dirty Pirate? Okay. But Regina in all seriousness, we don't know how this baby was conceived. Could it have been a drunk, anger induced one-night stand, probably. But somebody cast this curse, how do you know it wasn't the father, to prevent you from knowing how this baby was conceived? I'm sorry but we need to test everybody, you could've been unconscious for all you know!"

"Fine!" Regina yelled.

"I'll see you tomorrow morning, until then go home, try to relax, stress isn't good for you or the baby. I'll see you at 9, if you have any problems call me."

"Fine, tomorrow at 9, goodbye!" Regina all but slammed the phone down. She knew Whale was egging her on but it still pissed her off. She was tired though and the day had progressed much quicker than she thought. It was almost 5pm already. Thinking Robin and Roland might be coming over soon she decided to pack it in for the day and head home. The least she could do was make sure they had a home cooked dinner.

By the time Regina pulled open and closed her front door, she was dashing to the bathroom. Baby thought her bladder was a trampoline in there. Afterwards she waddled into the kitchen, waddling, being the keyword. She had no idea how anyone found pregnant women attractive in any way. She decided she'd make some chicken Alfredo, not as good as her lasagna, but kids seemed to like it. She was just putting it into the oven to bake, after it nearly took her an hour to make, having to start and stop so many times, someone was being particularly active this evening, when the doorbell rang.

As quickly as her swollen feet would allow, she made her way slowly to the frontdoor. Opening it as gracefully as she could, "Welcome," she smiled at the 2 boys, "You have perfect timing, dinner should be ready in about 20 minutes, just enough time to show you around, and for you to wash-up."

Roland all but ran into Regina's legs, her bump resting almost comedically above his head. "Regina! I didn't get hit by any more metal wagons today!"

Robin and Regina looked at each other and chuckled lightly, putting her hand on Roland's shoulder she replied "They're called cars sweetie. Now come in, both of you." The three walked into the main foyer, Robin putting his hand on Regina's lower back to help her up the stairs. "Now normally I'd personally show you to your rooms, however, it's a lot of stairs, so."

Instead Regina pointed out which rooms they could use, and she paused when it came to the bathroom. "I'm sure you've never used a bathroom before, I'll have to show you how to use the faucets, it's very easy."

"Actually they taught us yesterday at Granny's, didn't they Roland."

Roland grinned widely at Regina, "We had a shower, rain fell from the sky from a silver thingy, it was so cool."

"Well then aren't you two just set then! Fresh towels are underneath the sink, I'll just be in the diningroom whenever you two are ready for dinner!"

Roland began to go up the stairs, Robin paused briefly, "It smells amazing, seriously thank you again for all your help Regina."

He chased up the stairs before Roland could get too far away from him, carrying both their satchels, leaving Regina to finish dinner.

The chicken Alfredo turned out to be a huge hit, with both son and father bestowing multiple compliments on the blushing brunette. Shortly after finishing, Roland couldn't keep his eyes open any longer, so Robin excused himself to put Roland to bed.

After cleaning the dishes Regina decided to retire to the couch in her study, trying to learn what she could about pregnancy and delivery when Robin came back in. "Ah there you are."

"Yes, you found me, everything okay with Roland?"

"Oh yes he's out for the night, sleeps like a bear in hibernation."

"That's good, can I get you anything to drink?"

"No I'm alright thank you." Robin said as he took a seat beside her on the couch. The baby was kicking up a storm, she thought either Robin's voice was bothering it, or it was kicking in excitement because it sensed it's Daddy. "I know this must sound crazy, we barely know each other but I just feel such a, a connection to you."

Regina ducked her head, nodding, "I know I feel it too, maybe we grew close during the missing year."

Robin couldn't help seeing what she was reading which had him blurting out "Do you think it could be mine?"

Regina bit into her plump bottom lip, and paused "Yes, maybe, I truly don't know. I just feel some kind of familiar-ness with you."

With that her phone rang, "Sorry just one moment," she apologized to Robin. She couldn't quite hold her phone, and the laptop she had been reading from, so she put the call on speaker, "Mayor Mills," she said into the phone.

"Regina, hey it's David. Just wanted to call and see how you and forest boy have made out tonight?" David immediately regretted using the term 'made out'.

Robin turned to her and smiled, not fully comprehending how these 'phones' completely worked yet. Regina shrugged apologetically, "Uh actually I'm not alone and, 'forest boy' as you called him is here, and can uh hear you dear," the baby started kicking once more, as Regina tried to rub her sore ribs.

"Forest boy here, although I do prefer man." Robin laughed.

"Oh uh right, sorry bout that, so I guess you've gotten them settled in then. How're you feeling Regina?"

Robin looked at her at the same time and said "May I?"

Regina just nodded as Robin slowly moved to put his hand on her stomach.

All at once a lot of things happened in a short amount of time. David was just saying "Regina?" into the phone again, when there was a burst of pink magic that seemed to burst from Regina's very swollen stomach, against Robin's hand, pushing against it.

"Oh my God's!" Regina cried.

"What the bloody..." Robin stuttered.

"Regina, Regina are you okay?! What's happening over there?! Regina!" David was hollering into the phone.

"I can feel it. The baby! Oh my, I can feel the magic!" tears were streaming down her face now. Robin was perplexed, having jumped off the couch, but slowly starting to smile, and crouched down beside her.

David fell silent on the other end, from what he understood this thief tried to touch her belly and now suddenly she could feel the baby inside her! He didn't like the feeling that left inside him. He glanced over at Snow and Emma who were both watching and listening to his side of the conversation intently.

Regina was completely sobbing now grasping her mouth and belly, the next words to leave her mouth had both men nearly fainting, "I can feel them."

Next: A continuation and this goes up to M rating, but with whom...? Sorry for the cliffhanger, but please rate and review :) we could all use the love right now.