Meanwhile… back in the land of Wano…Nami, Luffy, Robin, Franky, Sanji and Ussop were looking for Zoro.
"How the heck did Zoro kill a group of samurai?!" Ussop asked Nami.
"No, the bigger question is: why?" Nami replied before drinking tea.
"AH HA HA HA! This news article is way funnier!" Luffy laughed. Nami slapped him in the back of the head.
"For Neptune's sake, Luffy! Stop reading about Buggy!" She yelled making a stupid face. Luffy cried in a loud voice, causing Ussop to cover his tan ears.
"Relax, Nami. He just finds the papers funny! He's still worried about Zoro! Yo ho ho!" Brook laughed. He drank tea and it went right through his skeletal lower jaw.
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT IN THIS CONVERSATION!"
"Take a chill pill, Nami."
"Says the excited rubber boy!"
"Uggghh..." Ussop banged his head on a table. Luffy laughed and pat his back.
Robin silently watched them argue as she held a "child" named Momonosuke in her arms. She sweat once he grabbed her breasts. She had flashbacks of her giving him a bath and bathing with him.
'Stop it, Robin, Stop it! But I can't... Not when he's holding my breasts this tight, oh... It feels so good but... So wrong! Is it...? No it can't be—'
"Robin Kun!" Franky said as he shook her shoulder.
"Huh?" Robin and Momo looked up at him.
"Are you okay?" Franky kindly asked.
"She's fine. She's probably thinking about Zoro!" Momonosuke grinned.
'Yeah... Zoro... Poor man...' Robin thought.
"Why don't you discuss with us how we can find Zoro? You don't have to stand in the dark!" Franky offered his giant, mechanical, red hand.
"... Okay." Robin put the strange child down and followed Franky to the other straw hats.
Momonosuke crossed his arms and made a grumpy face. He didn't care one bit about Zoro, only his perverted goals. Because little did they know his actual age.
He followed the two in anger.
"Do you think he's in prison? I mean it's kinda obvious." Luffy said as Sanji gave him some deer meat to eat. He then stuffed his face.
"Naaaah this place has weak prisons compared to Impel Down!" Franky said.
"Yeah... Sure..." Robin fanned herself softly. Momonosuke cuddled her legs. She hid him under her kimono and tiptoed to the back. Using her Devil Fruit abilities, Robin sprouted multiple arms and legs on Sanji's Robin sculpture to pretend she's there.
"Maybe we should disguise as samurai, sneak in, and grab him!" Ussop said confidently.
"Man... You love to lie!" Nami crossed her arms.
"I always wanted to be a samurai! Sounds cool!" Luffy pumped his fist in the air.
"I'll try not to kick my legs too much. What about you, Robin?... Robin?... OH COME ON! THAT'S JUST MY STATUE!" Sanji said as he shook her arms.
Robin's arms dissapeared. She walked back into the room, her face looking red through her make-up. Momonosuke looked red also.
"... I wanna know what you did with Robin Chan..." Sanji crossed his arms as he glared at Momonosuke.
"Nothing special, Blondie. We just played hide and seek." Momonosuke sneakily grinned.
"Yeah. It was lots of fun. I felt like a ch-child again." Robin stuttered, trying not to look like she was lying.
'It was fun, alright... Man, it felt so good when he rubbed my legs...' Robin thought. She only had much more dirty thoughts after that. Her body shifted.
"Thinking about me, Robin Chan?" Sanji asked with big pink hearts in his eyes.
"Yes. You." Robin lied.
"Well we don't have time to play hide and seek and think about Sanji! Come on! We need some samurai disguises!" Luffy ordered with a big smile on his face.
The Straw Hat pirates walked out of the dojo and went to the prison gate. They saw a bunch of knocked out samurai, so they stripped them and put on their kimonos as disguises. The disguise was too big for Momonosuke, so they went to Kin'emon's house. Kin'emon is a samurai from Wano Country. He posed as Momonosuke's father during the journey to Zou (see the anime or manga for more details).
His devil fruit, the Fuku Fuku no Mi, allows him to transform objects placed on a person's heads into various kinds of clothing, which disappear once removed.
"Oh my gosh! I'm under arrest! Please don't arrest me! I'm not longer a thug!" Kin'emon went on his knees, not knowing they were the Straw Hats.
"Woah woah, Kin'emon! It's okay! It's the straw hats! They're just in disguises!" Momo said.
"Yeah! We came here so you could make Momonosuke a disguise." Ussop added.
"Why are you disguised as samurai? Didn't I tell you guys to be villagers and try not to cause any trouble?!" Kin'emon said as he pointed a thick, pale finger at them.
"Well... Ya see... Zoro wasn't too good at that. He got arrested for slashing someone and beating some samurai. We wanna sneak in, and break him out!" Luffy explained.
"...ugh fine... I'll do what I must." Kin'emon said, pressing his fingers above his nose in frustration. He put an apple on Momonosuke's head and turned it into a samurai disguise with stilts to make the kid look taller.
"There we go." Kin'emon nodded.
"Wooooahh! Awesome!" Momonosuke smiled.
He then conjured up disguises for the straw hats and himself. They snuck into the prison tower hoping that they wouldn't get caught.
Later on, the newly allied BABA crew made it to Whole Cake island. Bonney devoured all sorts of objects made of candy. Her crew members tried to stop her from eating the whole town as Buggy and Alvida looked around the place.
"Hmmm... This place is home to a yonko, huh? If we sold Big mom's endless supply of candy, we could make big money!" Buggy had Berri signs in his eyes.
"It won't be that easy, Buggy. Big Mom is the only yonko who has maneh children. Some of those children about as angry if not slightly powerful as her. It takes a lot ta earn the fat woman's trust." Alvida said honestly.
"Well if Luffy nearly beat her, then so can I!" Buggy used a disembodied hand to point at himself.
"No no... Ah really don't wanna loose a long time friend!" Alvida shook Buggy.
"Then what should we do?!" Buggy goofily yelled.
"Bonney looks a lot like Big Mom. And she has about as big of an appetite. Pink haired women who eat a lot, why don't we manipulate her via Jewelery Bonney? I mean Bonney has a huge crush on you after all..." Galdino hinted.
The three took a good look at Bonney who was chomping away at a cookie stop sign. He brothers and cousins talked to the women in the island.
"Hmmm... You might be ugly, but you have a brain." Alvida insulted and complimented the man at the same time, causing him to be a bit confused.
"I thought we were gonna drop off Bonney and ditch her crew here!" Buggy angrily said.
"You'd make great bait though, Captain. Try fake flirting with her." Galdino smirked.
"Like Ah said... we made an alliance with the Bonney pirates."
"Ugh I just want her gone!" Buggy's nose steamed.
"No flirting, no extra berries from Big Mom's famous treats." Alvida smirked.
"Fine! Christ, you guys are so manipulative!
Buggy combed his hair back and put his hands in his pocket. He did a crab walk towards Bobney's crew. He wiped off his make-up, knowing how much she loved him without it.
Andy, Andrew and Adrian all laughed at him.
"Oh shut up, guys! He's perfect~" Bonney smirked. "What do you want?"
Buggy tried not to frown in anger at Bonney's relatives.
"I would like to take you on... A date. But we have to invite big mom so she can throw us an awesome p-party... we can have all the sweets we want!" Buggy said shakily.
"AHHH I'd love to! Oh my gosh yes Buggy-sama!" She ran up to him then hugged him so hard his arms popped off.
Andy and Adrian picked them up and gave them to the two. Bonney backed away, still looking excited, and let Buggy his arms back on.
"Okay, so where's Big Mom's base exactly?" Andrew asked.
"We'd have to ask one of her many sons and daughters about that. But I don't think they'll trust us so easily." Bonney explained.
"Greaaaat..." Buggy sighed.
And so the two crews talked to Charlotte Pudding, asking where Big Mom was. Only for her to immediately say that she was lost. The other children didn't know as well, and the only one who knew her whereabouts was Charlotte Oven, who said she was at Wano.
"Great greaaaat... Now I gotta sail all the way to Wano with the crazy pink haired bimbo and her crew!" Buggy crossed his arms.
"Goody!" Bonney clapped. She then grabbed giant gramcrackers from the building and ate them.
"Don't eat any parts of the buildings! Bad enough Mother often wreaks the place!" Oven angrily shouted, his hair glowing orange.
Bonney's crew mates pulled her away from the sugary building, as the Buggy pirates walked away. They all headed back to the Jewelry Margherita and sailed off to look for Wano.
"Um... Bonney." Andy said, looking through a telescope.
"What is it?" Bonney asked as she held onto Buggy.
"I think the Marines are catching up to us from Fron island... I see Grount, Zappa and... A lady? With green hair?! Who is she?!" Andy panicked.
"Prepare the cannons, men!" Alvida yelled.
'And I thought things couldn't get any worse...' Buggy thought. He got out a gun and Bonney ate some leftover gram cracker. Galdino made a wax shield and weapon.
The marine forces readied their weapons and devil fruits as well. They aimed their cannons back at the pink and yellow ship.
"Jeronica you ready?!" Grount asked as he lit a cannon.
"I'm always ready, Grount!" The green haired woman said.
"Me too, Grount!" Zappa added as he squeezed Jeronica's much smaller hand.
"EVERYONE FIRE!" Vice Admiral Prodi yelled. The four shot at the Jewelry Margherita along with the cannons.
The BABA shot back, parts of the two ships exploding and catching on fire!
"Daaamn they are packin' more than before!" Andy yelled, having been nearly knocked back by a cannon ball.
"That's because they didn't see us sneak past them, moron!" Adrien slapped the back of his brother's head. He then twirled the gun and shot at Jeronica.
Her Southbird, Joel, caught the bullet and spat it back at him, shooting him in the shoulder.
"ADRIEN!" Andy cried, catching his brother.
"Hey, ugly bitch! Don't let your bird play with bullets alright?!" Andy growled.
"WHAT did you call my sweet pudding pie?!" Zappa angrily said.
Jeronica teared up. She had flashbacks to her old pirate crew calling her "ugly bitch". She hugged him tight as the Southbird stayed on her shoulder.
"You heard me! NOW DIE!" Andy shot at them with tears in his eyes.
Zappa got out two swords and deflected the bullets shot at his girlfriend and her pet.
"LOVE SLASHING!" He shouted as he sent two flying swords toward the men.
Else where in the frenzy, Buggy split his body into pieces dodging Grount's animal arm attacks.
"So you guys wanna go see Big Mom, eh? WHAT FOR WHEN SHE'S GONNA DIE BY MY HANDS?!" Grount's sarcastic voice rose into a yell. He kept trying to scratch Buggy into pieces, only to get kicked by Jewelry Bonney.
"Because she'll offer me the greatest sweets in the world! That's why! And we're not letting you crazy marines murder her!" Bonney growled. She then grabbed the giant animal arm and swung him into a cannon ball cannon.
Grount grunted in pain, blood bursting out of his mouth.
"N-nice job, Bonney..." Buggy said as his pieces fell onto the deck.
Grount growled as he slowly got up.
"OOOOOHHH SO KIND!" Bonney swayed her hips.
He turned his arms large, hairy and dark red with claws once more, trying to slash Bonney and Buggy. He hit them with\ blows so powerful that they caused devastating, wide-reaching shockwaves. The ship split in half, causing Galdino, Alvida, the circus performers and the Jewelry brothers to hold on for dear life!
"Quick! Catch the pirates! We need to send them to the World Government! Especially Buggy!" Prodi said as the sky got darker.
"Adrian, hold on tight as you can!" Andy said as he held his brother's hand.
"I'm trying I'm t-trying!" Adrian said between coughs.
Alvida slipped off the ship and nearly fell into the water, until Galdino grabbed her jacket with his teeth.
Grount blasted steam out of his left arm, engulfing the BABA's vision. He grabbed the crew members with his gigantic hands, only to fall over from the ship's broken sections and drop them into the ocean.
"DAMNIT!" He shouted in anger as a storm brewed up.
"YOU HAD ONE JOB, KID!" Prodi angrily shouted.
The wind rocked the damaged ships roughly as the rain poured hard. The Marine crew was forced to retreat as the BABA crew was washed out to sea.
Buggy opened his eyes dizzily and coughed up water. He looked beside him and saw Galdino, Buggy, Alvida, Bonney and the rest of their crew members on cots. There were hot towels on their heads and bandages on their injuries.
"What the... where are we?" Buggy asked.
"Welcome to Wano, Muggy!" Luffy chuckled. He looked just as beat up as him.
"IT'S BUGGY YOU STRETCHY MORON!" Buggy yelled at him.
"Right right! I only remember your face! Especially your nose!" Luffy laughed, angering the clown more.
"We saw you all stranded on the shoreline, so Chopper decided to nurse you all back, since apparently you're one of Luffy's friends." Sanji said before sipping tea.
Chopper put away some bandages.
"I saw you in the news paper too! Just try not to shoot anyone in my crew, okay?" Luffy said as Zoro glared at them. They busted him out of the prison during the thunder storm.
"But why'd you shoot Bonney?" Sanji asked.
"She was trying to forcibly kiss and have sex with me that's why! Any other questions?!" Buggy glared with black eyes..
"Yeah, why'd you shoot your crew members?" Nami added.
"I have no clue they did nothing to me! Apparently I'm bonkers in the head just like her! It's funny... The things you do when you're in love!" Buggy put his hands on his head.
"I feel your pain, man..." Sanji said as he looked at Nami.
"In love? With who?" Nami said as Momonosuke sat next to her.
"... Don't tell any of my members or even the Jewelry family I said this but... I'm in love with Jewelery Bonney." Buggy's scratched up face turned pink. Sanji poured three more cups and gave them to Luffy, Nami, and Zoro.
"Huh. So you shoot her, then you fall in love. That's something ya don't see everyday." Zoro said before drinking tea Sanji poured.
"That's all sorts of twit sted. Honestly this island hadn't been that mentally stable itself. Especially Kaido and Big Mom." Nami said.
Momonosuke starred at Bonney's passed out body. He had a feeling she had something he wanted.
"The marines are after us, so it's best to keep hidden from the officers here..."
"Samurai. There's no marine officers here." Sanji whispered before drinking.
"1...2...3...4...5... Where's the others? Shouldn't there be 9 of you? I remember seeing a skeleton and a guy with a long nose." Buggy said.
"They're at a raid. Oh my goodness I hope they'll be okay!" Chopper said nervously.
"What damn raid?" Buggy reasonably said.
"The raid with Black Maria..." Sanji added.
"They'll be fine, I'm sure of it. They always make it out okay." Nami reassured.
"Never heard of her." Buggy said, digging his ear.
Bonney woke up then cuddled Buggy's chest, happy that he was okay. She checked to see if her brothers were okay too, not even bothering to ask about where they were or how they got there.
"They'll be alright. We pressed most of the saltwater out of them and patched their wounds." Chopper said to her.
"Thank you. Wait, are you the Straw hat pirates?" Bonney's eye widened.
"Well, there's only half of us here, but yeah." Luffy said.
"Can you tell me how you get an endless supply of meat?!" Bonney pulled his kimono.
"Oh, well we kinda stole it. But I ate red bean soup and Karibou has my supply of meat right now. It's in his mud dimension but you probably won't like the aftertaste! Eh heh heh!" Luffy chuckled.
"Do you know where Big Mom is?" Bonney asked with a more serious look on her face.
"Banging Kaido." Luffy casually said.
"LUFFY!" Nami angrily yelled.
"I don't wanna imagine big mom's cum face." Saniji gulped.
"What, what else would two giant drunks do?" Luffy asked.
"So I guess I'm not the only female pirate in love. And where exactly is Kaido with her?"
"The crazy thing is that... We don't know... We only know that the beast pirates made an alliance with Big Mom and the others are at the raid!" Zoro explained.
"Two yonkos forming an alliance? Well, we're screwed." Buggy said.
End of Chapter 5