Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Pure Filth, Fluff, Slight Comedy, being silly during sex, Top Levi Ackerman, Bottom Erwin Smith, Levi just loves taking care of Erwin, Established Relationship, Married Couple, Emo Levi, tongue piercing, NEETwin, Erwin is big and muscly and hairy, he also wears glasses, Jockstrap, Sex Toys, Nipple Clamps, Cock Ring, Nipple Play, Spanking, Prostate Massage, Orgasm Denial, Rimming, Erwin's badonkadonks and mommy milkers in action, yes you read it right fellas, bara supremacy, angry and homophobic neighbor.

A/N: This fic is many things. First, it's my first attempt at PWP and thus, just as tagged, I took the opportunity to write pure filth. Second, it's my humble contribution to the NSFW Eruri Week 2021. Third and last—but most important of all—is that this is a gift fic for Cal who happens to be my very first beta ever and helped me a lot with my guardian angel Erwin fic. She loves bottom!Erwin, so I want to give her sth with that in mind. I had so much fun writing this and I hope you have fun reading it too, Cal!

Mini-glossary:

1. Bessatsu: the monthly magazine where the Attack on Titan manga is /

2. Futon: traditional Japanese /

3. Tatami: traditional Japanese floor /

4. NEET: Not in Education, Employment, or Training. In the context of Japan, they are aged 15-34 and not engaged in housework nor seeking work.


It's 7 AM and Petra is nowhere to be seen.

Levi glances away from his watch and taps his feet on the floor repeatedly behind the counter, a scowl on his face. When he hears the familiar sound of the automatic swing door opening, Levi's face lights up before coming back to a scowl—it's just another customer. He glares as the poor guy navigates himself through the aisles, grabs some items, and brings them gingerly to the counter. He visibly cowers in fear as his eyes meet Levi's and Levi clicks his pierced tongue at that. He has no time for this shit. In fact, he would've been able to go home a minute ago if only Petra had arrived.

Levi scans all of the man's items without missing a beat. "That'll be five hundred and twenty yen," he says, trying his best to sound at least like he's not about to commit first-degree murder and have his husband drive his getaway car.

After the timid man pays for the items and receives his change, he scurries to the door and that's when Levi sees Petra coming in. "Fucking finally," he muttered without thinking.

"I'm so sorry!" Petra bows with her hands pressed together above her head. "I swear I have my alarm turned on, but I just couldn't hear it. I'll go get changed and we can switch, alright?"

"Just hurry up," Levi says, and Petra does as told—rushing to the toilet with her bag in tow. Another customer comes in and by the time Levi hands her change, Petra has come back from the toilet, standing next to him in a green t-shirt with a large '7' on her right breast.

"I've loaded more small change for you," Levi says as he fishes his backpack from the storage room and heads over to the toilet.

"Thanks!" Levi hears Petra say before he locks the door and changes his outfit swiftly. He's wearing an Arigarnon Friends t-shirt now, his go-to among the multitude of black t-shirts of his favorite bands that he owns.

Once he exits the toilet, he immediately heads over to the ready-meals section. His eyes land on a couple of onigiris with a round yellow sticker on them. Discounted. They're going to expire today and no one has picked them up yet. He knows because he was the one who put the stickers on last night.

Levi takes three of those onigiris, one cup of instant ramen on the shelf across from it, and heads to the bookshelves near the door. He knows what he's looking for—a thick book with colorful, animated characters on its cover. Once he finds it, he carries it under his arm and brings it to the counter along with his other items. As he watches Petra scanning them all and putting them inside a plastic bag, he suddenly remembers something.

He makes a beeline to one of the aisles, quickly grabs a small blue package, and hands it over to Petra. She looks down at it, then back up to Levi's face before a smirk grows on her face. She says as she scans the item, "Say hi to Erwin for me." The smirk doesn't leave her face as she hands over Levi his plastic bag.

"Will do." Levi fakes a nonchalant tone despite his excitement as he takes the bag and leaves the store quickly. He can't wait to be home.

It takes less than ten minutes of striding and walking through hidden alleys for him to arrive at a three-story building in front of him, the cream paint on its walls has faded slightly and its identical doors are green-painted metals. Levi rummages through the back pocket of his black skinny jeans for his key before unlocking the first door in his line of sight. The door makes a loud creaking sound when he opens it and a baritone voice is heard from deep inside. "Welcome home, babe."

Ah. That voice. Levi always looks forward to hearing it every time he comes back home from his graveyard shifts. "I'm home," Levi greets back, tone revealing only slight enthusiasm even though he's absolutely stoked inside. He can't help it, sometimes his emotions don't translate well into actions nor words. But he doesn't have to worry so much. Erwin can read him well—just like how well one can see rocks on the bottom of a clean, shallow river.

As he locks the door behind him, his eye catches some plastic peeking out from the built-in mailbox behind the door. Levi's heart skips a bit. He pulls the handle in haste, revealing the contents inside, and he instantly feels his cock stir. "It's here," Levi shouts.

"It is?" A sound of shuffling feet later, Erwin stands by the end of the entryway, the top of his head almost touching the low ceiling, courtesy of his enormous build mixed with the tiny apartment. He is wearing a pair of browline glasses, a pair of fluffy slippers, a pale blue sweater, and light grey slacks that hug his bulky frame nicely. Anyone who looks at Erwin might think that there's diversity in the man's apparel. But contrary to popular belief, he has even less selection of outfits than Levi. Erwin's side of the wardrobe is only filled with ten identical sweaters and slacks, each of different colors. Levi doesn't care, though. His husband is drop-dead gorgeous regardless and he knows Erwin doesn't mind either since he doesn't need flashy outfits to go out in. He almost never gets out of the house in the first place. "Oh, apologies. I must've missed the mailman."

"Don't worry about it," Levi says before taking off his shoes and walks over to Erwin. He then wraps his hands around the man's waist and looks up at the blonde looming tall in front of him, blocking the light. Levi suddenly frowns. "Why are you so fucking tall?" Erwin is then pulled by the collar gently, making him lean down to Levi's height. Levi wastes no time in pressing their lips together, feeling Erwin's glasses knock on his face. There's also a tickling sensation where his chin makes contact with Erwin's scruffy beard. When Levi juts out his tongue and pokes it on Erwin's lips, Erwin quickly responds by opening his mouth for him. Levi loves it when Erwin knows exactly what he wants just from a little gesture like this.

Levi explores the inside of Erwin's mouth, slowly and sensually, pierced tongue meeting a bare one. His hand travels down from Erwin's collar to his sides, then to the back. And Levi is now feeling Erwin's plump ass through the man's slacks. His small hand feels like it's being buried under the soft mound.

When Erwin pulls back for air, a string of saliva stretches from his full, wide lips to Levi's thin ones. Erwin's blue eyes look dazed beneath the now-foggy glasses and his eyebrows raised as he mumbles almost intelligibly, "You seem hornier than usual."

"Fuck, you're right," Levi admitted as he feels his cock stirs again. Levi has always been more insatiable than his husband, but today he seems to be even more so. "I got hard seeing the parcel just now. Guess I'm too excited to play with you."

"I'll wash and join you. Would that be alright?"

"Sure. I'll just have a quick meal while you're—oh. Almost forgot." Levi fishes the thick book he bought at work from the plastic bag he is holding and hands it to Erwin. "This month's Bessatsu."

Erwin gasps, blue eyes suddenly light up when he sees the book and he smiles so wide Levi thinks he might tear his face open. Erwin looks so much younger whenever he gets excited about something like this, which is why Levi loves to spoil him rotten. It's an addicting feeling, really. Others might get high on drugs, but he gets high on making his hunk of a husband happy.

"How did you—I mean, I forgot to remind you about it." Erwin stammers as he takes the book from Levi and strides to the main room to place it on their small bookshelf. He quickly returns to his husband. "How did you know it's out?"

"I've been buying you Bessatsu ever since we started dating. I practically have their publishing schedule tattooed on my fucking dick now," Levi bites. Others would think he's being bitchy, but Erwin just laughs. He knows his husband's terrible attempt at humor like the back of his hand.

Erwin leans down on his own will now and lands a soft, sweet kiss on Levi's cheek. "Thank you, babe. I love you so much," the blonde then whispers to his ear.

"Love you too," Levi says softly, the corners of his mouth turning upward. He gives Erwin a peck on the cheek too before he lets the blonde bring the parcel in the mailbox to the bathroom.

Levi makes his way to the main room. It is a 10 square metres area with a small bookshelf on one corner and a clothes rack on another—blocking the closet. Between the two pieces of furniture is Levi's and Erwin's cloth hamper and above it is a tiny window, its curtains are drawn shut. When opened, Levi can see the quiet, residential street of southeastern Saitama, which he loves to stare at every time he gets his daily dose of afternoon smoke. Unfortunately for him, it's also the time their next-door neighbor usually walks her dog.

Levi curses inwardly.

He would've tried to be more civil to the old lady if only she didn't stop in front of their window every time she sees him, running her mouth about her poor, little, cute dog (her words) not needing to hear Levi and Erwin have sex every day and that they're going to hell. Levi always replies with a middle finger. He knows the old lady doesn't know what it means, but she gets angry anyway.

Levi halts his thoughts as he shifts his gaze to another corner of the room. An unrolled futon is laid there, a folding lap desk next to it. Erwin's laptop and gaming tools sit atop the desk and Levi quickly relocates it to the tatami. They don't have much space in the apartment, so Levi's folding desk has to function both as Erwin's gaming station and their makeshift dining table.

He quickly prepares himself a meal from the food he bought at the store. He tries to 'cook' and eat quickly because Erwin usually takes a shower pretty damn fast and he will not be caught with ramen halfway down his throat when Erwin comes out of that bathroom looking all submissive and breedable. Alas, that's exactly what happens.

He has finished both of his onigiris and is about to take the last bite of his ramen when Erwin totters to the main room, wearing nothing but his glasses and a navy blue jockstrap. Levi can see Erwin in his full glory like this—soft tummy, hairy pectorals and legs, meaty thighs and biceps. And of course. How can one forget Erwin's impressive, soft bulge showing from beneath the jockstrap with golden happy trails peeking slightly? His husband's nothing short but perfect in his eyes, a fucking Greek god sculpted perfectly for his viewing pleasure. It's true that he gets to see this every day, but Erwin always manages to knock the air out of him every time.

"I think we picked the right size, babe," Erwin's voice interrupts him from his ogling. But it only gets worse from here. Erwin turns around and shows Levi his backside before pulling one of his fat ass cheeks, revealing a shiny diamond-like object right where his hole is. "Does it look good? I couldn't see it through the mirror."

"Fuck," is all Levi can say. He must have choked on his saliva.

Erwin peeks over his shoulder at the sound and smirks when he sees Levi's expression. "That got you, huh."

"Just—just c'mere," Levi beckons Erwin over. He puts his ramen cup down on the desk before patting the space next to him on the futon.

Erwin walks over to him with his hips swaying awkwardly, face contorted. "I can feel it moving side to side inside me when I'm walking."

Levi frowns at him. "Should we get a smaller one next time? I think we can save up to get one that vibrates too."

"No, this is perfect. What I meant was it's good that it fills me up so much. I just need to get used to it." He says as a matter-of-factly. "And these are the nipple clamps." Erwin hands the item over by its chain.

"What about the cock ring?" Asks Levi as he puts the clamps on the desk, excitement bubbling in his belly.

Erwin bits his lower lip before stroking his shaft lightly over the jockstrap. "I'm already wearing it."

Levi chokes on his saliva. Again. "Well, fuck."

Erwin puts his hand on one of Levi's shoulders as support before sitting down carefully next to him. The moment he lets go of Levi's shoulder and sits properly, he yelps. "Wow, the pressure."

"Just lie down. Ass facing me," Levi instructs him. He gulps audibly when he sees Erwin lay down on his side on the futon with knees slightly bent, ass facing directly to him. The smaller man can see the way the anal plug moves slightly with the movement, Erwin's balls barely hidden by his thick thighs. "Yeah, just like that… What a good boy you are."

"Am I?" Erwin asks as he turns his head to peer at his husband.

"Of course you are, Erwin. Always so ready and pliant for me," he whispers as he rubs Erwin's delectable ass with his palm. "How did I manage to get such a hunky cumbucket like you, huh? Feels like I can't live a day without fucking your tight hole."

Erwin chuckles before replying with a relaxed smile. "Well… you take care of me so well and you accept me for me, even with my choice of lifestyle." He reaches for Levi's hand on his ass and intertwines it loosely, thumb rubbing the black, tungsten band on the ring finger gently. "How can I not fall for you, Levi? I suppose I'm the lucky one here."

Levi was trying to get Erwin turned on by starting with a dirty talk just now and he only expected a moan in response. But now that he hears a sweet and earnest answer from his husband, it makes him a little emotional. He has always been obsessed with the man ever since they knew each other from a gaming forum. It was love at first chat, so to speak, and everything just snowballed from there.

He knows Erwin loves him too and the blonde often tells him so—whereas Levi tends to be physically expressive, Erwin is verbally expressive. But to hear Erwin explicitly explain why and appreciate the things Levi does for him… It just makes Levi incredibly happy. "We're both lucky to have each other, then," Levi says as he bends down to softly kiss Erwin's lips, their hands still joined loosely.

Erwin kisses him back before pulling back slightly with a soft laugh. "Your breath smells like ramen."

"Shit, sorry about that." Levi sits straight up again. "I'll finish this quick and brush my teeth," he adds, gesturing to the ramen cup.

"No, it's alright. I don't mind. Come here." Erwin pulls Levi by their joined hands, but the smaller man lets it go and shakes his head instead.

"I've always complained about your morning breath so I gotta apply that standard to myself too," Levi argues. "Just lie down and let me finish my ramen. I'm almost done anyway."

This has Erwin nodding and lying back down on the futon, waiting patiently for his husband. With that, Levi gulps down the last bit of his ramen noodles and is about to drink the ramen soup when he takes a peek at Erwin again. He wants to make sure his husband is comfortable, and that's when he sees the diamond-like end of Erwin's anal plug glints under the lampshade as if it's teasing Levi, begging to be used. A naughty thought suddenly occurs to him.

Levi reaches out to grab the plug and twists it lightly, making Erwin gasp. The man looks back sharply over his shoulder with a confused look. "Didn't you say you're going to eat?"

Levi keeps twisting the plug around and responds with another question instead, "You lubed up the plug, right?"

"I… I did."

"Good boy."

Levi takes his ramen cup to his mouth with one hand and pulls the anal plug with another until only its tip is buried inside Erwin's hole. Then, at the moment he starts to take a sip of his ramen soup, he pushes the plug all the way inside. Erwin yelps loudly in surprise.

"Shhh… you should keep quiet or we'll get a noise complaint from that old hag again," Levi says before he continues sipping his ramen soup and fucking Erwin with the plug at the same time. He always knows he's good at multitasking.

Erwin heeds Levi's advice by covering his mouth with his hands but he still can't help the moans that escape them. Erwin is very loud in bed by default and Levi loves it, though the old lady next door (and her dog, Levi assumes) clearly don't share the same sentiment.

A squelching noise can be heard from the way the plug enters and exits Erwin's hole. Seems like Erwin was generous enough when applying the lube. When Levi finally empties the ramen cup, the plug is plunged deeply to its brim, Levi almost losing its grip on the toy. Erwin whimpers at that.

Levi puts the empty ramen cup down to roll Erwin on his back and spread the man's muscled and hairy legs. He smirks when he sees his ministrations have made Erwin's dick hard enough to create a full tent beneath the jockstrap, though of course, the blonde won't be able to cum until they take off the cock ring.

"Now, you're going to lay here while I go to the bathroom, 'kay?" After Erwin nods meekly, he continues. "A good boy won't move or touch himself until I'm back. Are you a good boy, babe?"

Erwin nods again, panting slightly now. "I am."

"You are what?"

"I am a good boy, and I… I won't move nor touch myself until you return, babe."

"That's more like it," Levi says before planting a soft kiss on Erwin's forehead.

The ramen cup and the plastic wraps of his onigiris are then thrown into the bin. A glass of water, a deliberately long teeth-brushing session, and a snatch of a lube bottle from the bathroom later, Levi returns to find Erwin in the same position he left him. Levi smiles.

He puts the lube down on the folding desk and straddles Erwin's hips, his husband's tenting cock trapped by Levi's clothed ass cheeks. He rotates his hips slightly just to tease Erwin's cock. In response, Erwin shoots out a whimper and grabs Levi on his side. Levi knows Erwin doesn't actually mind being a top, it's just that his NEET of a husband prefers not to make too much of an effort during sex and being a top often requires so much effort. What a pillow princess, Levi thinks to himself with a smirk. Levi guesses he can just ride Erwin to oblivion like he usually does whenever he feels like switching things up and needs his fill of Erwin's huge cock. But now, as he watches his husband laying down pliantly below him on the futon, exposing those defined, hairy pectorals of his and their matching cute protruding nipples, Levi thinks he will just stick to the plan to fuck his husband silly.

"Are you cold? Your nipples are really hard," Levi says, reaching out to flick Erwin's hard nipples back and forth with his forefingers repeatedly. Erwin's breath hitches at that but he doesn't respond, so Levi lightly rubs the tip of both Erwin's nipples with his thumb for a while. Then he presses his pads on the pink nubs intermittently.

He tries again. "Hmm?"

"They're always like this when exposed. You know this, babe. Y-you know how sensitive they are," Erwin says with a low grunt.

"Hmm… you're right. I mean, I guess I'm in luck. I've always loved your tits and these perky nipples." Levi is now alternating between squeezing Erwin's nipples lightly and rotating them roughly between his fingers. The gasps that flow out of Erwin's mouth sound so delicious and even though Levi has him straddled, he can feel Erwin's muscular thighs bucking behind him as if the blonde can't handle the sensation he's been receiving. Levi pinches Erwin's nipples really hard one last time, making the man groan, before bending down and licking Erwin's swollen left nipple like a kitten. His tongue juts in and out, teasing the hard nub. He really looks like a kitten trying to drink milk out of the bowl.

Levi suddenly looks up at his husband. "Do you think milk will come out of your tits if I suck them hard enough?"

Erwin laughs in a huff. "Maybe." He's being playful.

Levi notices that Erwin's face is red and he's craning his neck to look down at Levi lapping on his chest. Levi thinks it must not be very comfortable. The man must've been stretching his neck muscles so much to do that. "Just lie down and I'll take care of you," Levi murmurs as he lightly pushes his husband's head back down to the futon by the temple. Erwin obliges and moves his hands to card Levi's hair.

Levi turns his attention to Erwin's right nipple now and licks it roughly before putting the nub fully inside his mouth and sucking it to his heart's content. Erwin moans this time and Levi can feel the holds on his hair tighten. Erwin must be feeling extraordinary too—his nipple experiencing the rough texture of Levi's tongue and the smooth texture of the cold metal of Levi's tongue piercing. Levi peeks on Erwin's left breast with the corner of his eyes. It looks terribly lonely and in need of attention, so that's exactly what he gives. He pinches the nipple on that mound roughly, twists it, and pulls it until it retracts to its original position. Erwin cries out loudly now and this alarms Levi. "The neighbor," Levi warns him quickly amidst his sucking. Erwin lets go of Levi's hair now to cover his mouth, successfully drowning his cries.

Feeling secure that Erwin will not cost them another noise complaint, Levi continues his ministrations and moves his head to suckle on Erwin's left nipple while his fingers play with the other—rubbing, squeezing, twisting, pulling, repeat. His head tilts and twists as he sucks with eyes closed, eager to milk his husband's tits out. He bites lightly on the nipple occasionally too and licks it as an apology. Again and again.

Erwin responds so beautifully by arching his back, body bends like a bow. His hips wiggle under him and would've trashed around uncontrollably if only Levi doesn't strangle it with his own. Erwin might be bigger than him but he's much stronger than his husband. Just the thought of being able to dominate someone twice his size turns Levi on so much. He's already half-hard inside his jeans now. Similarly, the more Levi sucks, licks, squeezes, rubs, and twists his husband's nipples, the more he can feel Erwin's cock coming to life under his jockstrap, twitching wildly and becoming harder under Levi's ass. And when Erwin whines aloud and shiver overtakes his body, Levi panics. He pulls back and sits up straight to see the state his husband is in. Erwin is breathing harshly now, mouth covered by his hands. His face is beet red, but his nipples are even more so. They're standing proudly erect, slightly shiny due to Levi's saliva.

"Did you… did you come just now?"

It takes a while for Erwin to come down, remove his hands, and reply coherently. "...no. I got the cock ring on, remember?"

Ah, yes. Levi forgot about it. How could he forget about it? When Erwin told him he wanted to be pushed to the edge for their next play but be denied release, they picked and ordered the cock ring together.

"If I didn't wear it, I would've come just now, though," says Erwin.

Levi scoffs. "Your tits and nipples are just too damn sensitive."

"But you love them for it, don't you?" Erwin asks with a smirk before he bounces his hairy pecs playfully by flexing his pectoral muscles a la bodybuilder. Levi instantly laughs hard at the sight.

"You're such a himbo," Levi says with a grin as he bends down to kiss Erwin's lips lovingly. His chin feels slightly ticklish as it comes into contact with Erwin's scruffy beard. When he sits back up, he cups Erwin's full pectorals and squeezes them lightly with his hands. They're solid as a whole, but the area near the nipples are slightly soft. His palm can feel the blonde hairs on Erwin's chest too. "But you're right. I do love these mommy milkers."

"A what?"

"Mommy milkers, babe. That's what the internet brats call big boobs nowadays." Levi explains as he moves his hands around to feel his man's tits before pinching the nipples again. "You should've known about it. You're on the internet more often than me."

"Never heard of it, unfortunately," Erwin murmured with raised eyebrows.

Levi pauses his boob-grabbing as he fishes the nipple clamps from the folding desk. "Now before your nipples go soft, I'm going to put this on you. Tell me if it hurts and I'll stop, okay?"

Erwin nods.

Levi pinches the area around Erwin's left nipple to make it protrude more before putting on the clamp swiftly. He then does the same for the other nipple. When he hears no complaint from his husband, Levi proceeds to give the clamps a test by pulling on the chain connecting them. The clamp on the right nipple detaches, though, and Levi sighs. "Your right nipple isn't hard enough," is all the warning Erwin gets before Levi slaps the bud. Erwin cries out at that, but the nipple is stiff again now and Levi quickly reattaches the clamp. He does another test by pulling the chain and when both clamps successfully hang on for dear life on both nipples, Levi smiles in satisfaction.

"I think I've milked your tits enough. How 'bout you let me eat some cake?"

Erwin's face contorted in confusion at Levi's words. "What do you mean, babe?"

Levi piles two pillows on the futon next to Erwin's hips before standing up and half-rolling, half-lifting his husband so that the blonde man would lay facing down with his ass propped up on the pillows. Erwin chuckles when realization dawns upon him. "So this is what you meant by cake," he comments while wiggling his delectable ass. It looks even fuller with jockstrap bands shaping and supporting his ass cheeks.

"What else do you think I meant?" asks Levi before he puts his hands on Erwin's 'cakes' and squeezes them lightly. They're so full and soft. They feel wonderful. Levi kneads Erwin's ass cheeks in circles before pulling them apart, revealing the anal plug again. Then he lets go, rubs the top of one mound, and, out of nowhere, spanks the area light and quick. Erwin yelps in surprise.

"Do you like that, babe? Or do you want me to stop? I don't think we've tried this before." Levi whispers. He rubs the spanked area lovingly to soothe the pain.

"L-like," Erwin admits. He tries to peek over his shoulder at Levi. "I think I like that a lot, babe."

"Do you want me to spank you more, big guy?"

Erwin nods meekly. "Yes. More. Spank me more."

Levi smirks. "Sure."

When the next spank hits, Levi lets go of his control a little and purposefully makes the spank more powerful. Upon contact, Erwin's ass jiggles and the blonde man screams. Levi winces slightly. "Let me know if it gets too much, 'kay?" Levi rubs the area again. "Also, you might want to cover your mouth. You're getting loud again."

Erwin does as he is told and nods when asked if he's ready for more. Levi spanks him again with the same intensity. Then before Erwin has any chance to take a break, another spank comes unannounced. Erwin moans delightfully and Levi scoffs. "Wow… you really like this, huh. If I'd known that, we would've tried this sooner."

Levi rubs the soft mound again before delivering another slap. And then his hand moves downward, toward the area between Erwin's cheek and thigh, and he slaps there. Then he moves it slightly to the center, awfully close to Erwin's plugged hole and balls, and delivers another slap. This seems to be the area that makes Erwin lose his mind the most because Erwin throws his head back in pleasure and cries openly like a bitch in heat. Levi assumes it must be because of how it makes the plug pushed deeper inside him. Or perhaps it has something to do with Erwin's sensitive balls. Or maybe a combination of both.

Levi has another plan for Erwin's hole, though. So he stops torturing him there and moves back to the top of Erwin's ass cheeks, alternating between rubbing and slapping them a few times more until they turn a deep shade of pink, then closes the spanking session by leaning down and biting each of the mounds. Erwin whimpers in pain.

"How do you feel?" Levi asks his husband as he rests the side of his face on his husband's ass, cheek rubbing Erwin's ass softly.

"Nghh…" is all Levi can hear from above him.

Levi lifts his head up at that. "You okay, Erwin?" He asks as he starts to get wary.

After a few moments of silence, Erwin finally replies. "Yes, that was… that was really great," Erwin says amidst panting. "I would love to do it again next time."

Levi smiles at that. "Sure. We'll have to let your ass rest in the meantime, though." He then licks the reddened ass cheeks—making Erwin hiss at the burn—before giving them a gentle kiss as an apology. "They've done enough service for today."

Erwin suddenly laughs. He turns his head to Levi and flashes a lopsided smile. "You refer to them as if they're living creatures."

"I mean, they might as fucking well be. I swear your badonkadonks have a mind of their own."

Erwin raises one eyebrow. "Is that another word you learned on the internet?"

"No, Petra taught me that one. Said you have badonkadonks and when I asked what it meant, she said it means big ass. I think the description fits." Levi shrugs.

Erwin lets another chuckle before reaching a hand towards Levi. His knuckles caress the brunette's cheek softly. "I want to kiss you."

Levi leans into the touch and is tempted to fulfill his husband's request. But his head stays rested between Erwin's ass cheeks instead.

Levi gently relocates Erwin's hand from his cheek to the crown of his head and dips down to kiss the valley in front of him. His kisses descend slowly, but surely, to the plugged hole that has been teasing Levi since the very beginning. He grabs the handle carefully before pushing it deeper in the direction of Erwin's lower belly. He can feel the tip of the plug meeting a dead end and when Erwin lets out a very loud yelp at that, he knows he has hit the right spot.

"L-Levi, that's…" Erwin stammers.

"Your prostate. I know."

And Levi keeps on going. Now that he's found what he's looking for, he keeps on abusing that spot incessantly with the plug. Sometimes he jabs the plug on it—pulling out and pushing in brutally, and other times he keeps the plug inside, rubbing the sensitive area carefully with precision from side to side. His other hand joins him by rubbing Erwin's perineum, stimulating the prostate from the outside. Erwin moans and trashes around like a fish out of water. His hand, though, is kept steady in-between Levi's black locks, pulling whatever he can grab with his might. It hurts the smaller man's scalp, but he doesn't say nor do anything, too focused on pushing his husband to the limit. And as if not able to make up his mind, said husband constantly switches between pulling his ass away and pushing it back to the plug. "Babe, I—I don't think I can go on. Please, please… I need to cum." Levi can see Erwin with his head hanging low, he doesn't have enough energy to keep it up.

"Weren't you the one who wanted me to push you over the edge?"

"Y-yes, but…"

"Wasn't that the reason we bought all these toys last week?"

Erwin whimpers.

"You want to bail out now, babe?" Levi wiggles the plug on Erwin's prostate in the same time he pushes roughly at Erwin's perineum. The blonde man wails and Levi warns him, "Shhh… the old hag will hear you."

Erwin is too gone to hold back his voice nor cover his mouth with his hands now, though. He just looks completely out of it, arms limping on the futon by his sides and he is shaking uncontrollably with his ass high up, and prostate abused from the inside and out. In a way, Levi feels turned on by everything, but he also feels bad for stalling his husband's orgasm. Plus, Erwin is very loud and if he keeps on going, they might get in trouble. So Levi pulls away completely. The plug is removed from Erwin's hole now, leaving a gaping, wet cavern in its wake. To his surprise, Erwin actually lifts his head up and tries to peer at Levi around his shoulder. He looks so confused and lost. "What? No..."

Levi cursed inwardly. Despite the complaint earlier, Erwin seems to not actually want it to be over. Did he just discover his husband's masochistic side? Levi might just change his mind and insert the anal plug again to torture Erwin, but even he has almost reached his limit now, cock completely hard under his black skinny jeans. Levi can't wait to pound his husband to the futon, but there's just one last thing he needs to do.

Levi grabs Erwin's plump, reddened cheeks and pulls them apart to reveal the gaping hole further. Its entrance contracting and relaxing rhythmically as if searching for the object that has been plugging it for the past half an hour or so.

The brunette then dips down to kiss the area right above Erwin's hole before flattening his tongue and gives a long lick all the way up from the bottom of Erwin's scrotum to the top of his butt. Just as Erwin can feel the tongue piercing lapping on his skin, Levi's tongue can feel the soft texture of body hair around Erwin's anus in particular. Most people don't like it. Hate it, even—Levi included. Not because of the hair per se, but because the majority of men he had been with can't keep it clean enough to his standard. But Erwin, despite his NEET lifestyle, actually pays attention to his hygiene better than the average men—which is why whenever Erwin asked his husband if he should shave his body hair, the answer was always no. Erwin stopped asking after a while.

Erwin audibly sucks in a breath. "Levi?"

Levi is an impatient fellow, the exact opposite of his husband. He fucking hates waiting. Fucking hates dilly-dallying. He likes to cut straight to the chase. But in this exact moment, he can do nothing but take his sweet time peppering kisses on his husband's scrotum, above his anus, on the perineum, and all the surface area around Erwin's ass that Levi can reach. He can feel his husband who's practically on the edge of release and completely out of it just now relaxes under him. Erwin's ragged breath evens out slowly. And by the time it seems like Erwin has regained his sanity, Levi starts licking around Erwin's pink, puckered rim with the end of his tongue. Gentle at first. Slow. Teasing.

Erwin whimpers softly and Levi can't help but smile against Erwin's butt at the sound. So he picks up the pace. Not too much. Just a tad bit enough to make Erwin whimper louder. And after repeating that for a few minutes, making Erwin's twitching hole shine with saliva, he sticks out his tongue and dips it inside the anus. It doesn't go deep, only the point that Levi's tongue piercing touches Erwin's rim.

Levi can feel Erwin's legs shaking under him, but does nothing with it because his hands are still busy stretching Erwin's buttocks wide to give him easy access to the blonde's hole. His tongue jabs quickly and shallowly into it, then licks around the inner rim a few times. And when Levi starts to alternate between sucking around the hole and licking whatever his tongue can come into contact with, slurping sound races Erwin's moans in filling the small room that now feels so much warmer than before. Levi feels heady and completely drunk with lust. It feels like his fully hard cock is about to rip his jeans open with force. He wants to be inside Erwin. He needs to be inside Erwin.

So Levi moves back—leaving a trail of saliva between Erwin's shiny hole and his lips—and quickly takes off his Arigarnon Friends t-shirt. He stands up quickly, takes off his skinny jeans and brief next, and sighs in relief as his shaft is finally freed from its confines. Without a word, he takes the small blue package he bought from the store, pulls out a condom from the inside, and rolls it onto his cock. And lastly, just for good measure even though Erwin's hole is wet and moist enough with his saliva and the anal plug's lube, Levi takes the lube bottle from the folding desk and applies a generous amount on his cock.

Erwin is completely silent throughout all this process. The moment he hears Levi undressing, he already knows what's coming next and all he can do is enjoy the wait. He's looking forward to being railed just as Levi is looking forward to railing him.

After finishing his preparation, Levi crouches down on Erwin's pliant form, ass still up in the air. Levi frowns. "I think I want to see your face while I fuck you," he says as he traces a line on Erwin's buttocks with his finger. "Besides, I can't play with the nipple clamps this way."

When Erwin tries to roll on his own, Levi stops him. He just remembers that Erwin's ass cheeks have just been freshly spanked and fucking him with his bare ass against the futon might not be the most comfortable thing for his husband. So he stands back up, lifts Erwin a little by the hips, and rolls him around so that his upper back is on the futon but the lower back is propped up on the pillows. It's quite a feat for a man of Levi's size to be able to manhandle someone twice his size that easily.

Levi then takes a moment to admire the sight in front of him.

Erwin's glasses are slightly crooked now and it droops down low on the bridge of his aristocratic nose. He's biting his bottom lip, probably the blonde's attempt at keeping quiet and not bothering their neighbor—his husband has always been so polite and considerate, Levi thinks they're gonna be the death of him. His face is scarlet and his brilliant blue eyes are hazy. The impressive, defined pectorals are still decorated prettily with the nipple clamps. They seem to have hung on pretty well to Erwin's nipples, neither have snapped off. Levi's gaze lowers and he can see Erwin's legs spread wide, supported by the pillows on his lower back. There's an obvious hard-on beneath the jockstrap and, without thinking, Levi reaches out to pull the tiny fabric down slowly. Erwin's cock springs up to his stomach the moment it's completely freed. Levi can see that it's completely red and is really hard now. And despite not being touched at all, it twitches on its own as if pleasured by the open-air alone. On its base is a black snap cock ring, the item that has been preventing his husband from release since the very beginning of their play today.

All in all, Erwin hasn't even been fucked yet. But he looks thoroughly fucked already.

Levi can't decide if he pities the man or is happy that Erwin trusts him enough to bring him such intense pleasure and torture. What he can decide, though, is to be on his knees in front of Erwin, lay both of Erwin's heels on his shoulders, almost bending the blonde in half, and angle his cock on Erwin's waiting hole.

"Are you ready?" Levi searches his husband's eyes.

Erwin nods, hands planted on the futon by his sides for balance.

Levi pushes into the heat slowly and is not surprised at all to find that it has been met with such little resistance. The head of his cock slips in easily past Erwin's entrance and he can hear the man mewling softly. Levi keeps on going, both hands now holding Erwin's meaty legs that rest on his body. The deeper Levi goes in, the harder Erwin's mewl becomes. And Levi doesn't stop. He doesn't take a break. Keeping the same speed, he pushes into the heat that's getting tighter and tighter, his cock entering the area that the plug couldn't reach before.

It's very logical to think that a man of Levi's height wouldn't be so well-endowed down there. But Erwin can attest that Levi defies that logic. His extra height has to go somewhere anyway.

Levi doesn't push to the hilt, though. He stops halfway before pulling out until only his cock head is buried inside. Erwin whines openly. And Levi pushes in again, still stopping halfway, and pulls out almost completely. Almost.

He repeats this process slowly, deliberately teasing Erwin who can't even push down to meet him due to his suspended hips and ass. And even though it's torturing Levi too since all he wants is to be inside his husband fully, he restrains himself from doing so. Levi's rare instance of patience proves to be fruitful, though, because Erwin's incredible patience and self-control soon vanish, leaving himself desperate enough to reach his arms forward, as if asking Levi for a hug, and with a fucked out face begs him sweetly, brokenly, "Fuck me silly, babe, p-please… I need it… Come on, please."

There isn't a proper word that can describe how elated Levi feels upon hearing that. His hips push forward in one go, burying himself deeply inside Erwin's hole, scrotum snugs the blonde's sweet plump ass. And to town he goes. There is no more inhibition now. All hell breaks loose. He pumps himself inside Erwin like there's no tomorrow, like they're not already fucking each other almost every morning every time Levi comes home. And Levi thinks he's gone mad. He's consumed by the all-powerful lust and all he can think of is to thrust and thrust and enjoy the way the deeper area of Erwin's ass is gripping him like a vice.

But as he looks down at his husband, he realizes that the blonde has gone mad too. The feeling is mutual. This is something they and only they share with each other and no one else. No one gets to see Levi like this. And certainly, no one gets to see Erwin—a blonde hunk that looks like he could crush Levi into a pulp even though the honorable man could never even hurt a fly—like this. Levi almost comes when he sees it.

Erwin has his eyes rolled back, so far gone with pleasure. His glasses are still crooked like before, and his face glistens with sweat. His mouth opens wide and from it comes either unfiltered moans, a repeated fuck me take me, a breathless more and harder, or a ton of pleases.

Levi wants to kiss him. He wants to kiss him so bad. So he leans down but, "Fuck!"

He can't reach Erwin's lips. Levi has always have a thing for big, tall blonde men and Erwin checks all of those boxes easily. But sometimes he curses his own taste when the logistics are in the way of pleasure like this.

So to compensate, he pushes his husband's long legs by the back of his knees, making them bracket Erwin's head and folds the man's body further in half—ass is lifted on the air even more and Levi's cock perpendicular to the ground. Levi has to crouch a little and stretches his body to meet Erwin's lips, but he manages to kiss him finally. All wet and sloppy and uncoordinated, so much so that he misses his aim a lot. His kisses and licks meet Erwin's teeth or beard instead (a soft clinking sound is heard when Levi's tongue piercing knocks on Erwin's teeth). It's messy, but it's fine because this is Erwin. His Erwin. And from the way Erwin completely melts under him, Levi knows Erwin is more than fine with this too.

When Levi pulls back for air, his eyes catch something he almost forgot Erwin is using. Levi lets go of Erwin's leg to hook his index finger on the nipple clamps' chain and pulls.

Erwin screams.

"Shhh… a good boy should be quiet," Levi coos. He's tugging on the chain as he pounds Erwin against the pillows. "Didn't you say you're a good boy, babe? Are you? Are you a good boy?"

"I-I'm…" Erwin tries to reply, but his mouth is thick with saliva. It travels down his chin as a form of drool. He gulps before he can finally continue. "I'm a—I'm a good boy, babe. Yes. Only for you."

"Then you need to keep quiet, babe," Levi says as he uses his other hand to cover Erwin's mouth. Both of Erwin's legs are free now, and they're sprawled open against Levi's body. "Or do you really enjoy letting the old hag know how much you enjoy being fucked stupid every morning by me? You like that, don't you? Being my own personal cumbucket."

Levi expects Erwin to shake his head, but instead, he nods meekly. Levi laughs as he picks up his thrusting speed. He can feel his heart exploding in his chest, pre-cum spilling into the condom. He's almost there.

Erwin moans louder, but thankfully still drowned by Levi's hand.

"Goddamn, what a naughty boy you are, Erwin. Who would've thought someone as big as you," Levi stops pounding. He then pulls his cock back to its tip. "Loves." He then thrust back to the hilt. "To." He pulls. "Be." Thrusts. "Bred." Pulls. "Silly". Thrusts.

Erwin is murmuring something intelligible under his hand, but Levi can't hear it.

"Sorry, what did you say, babe?" Levi lifts his hand.

It takes a while until Erwin can even utter something comprehensible. "C-cum…" Erwin whines weakly. "Want…"

Levi slows down his pounding, eyebrows frown in confusion. "You want to cum?" Levi asks in haste and Erwin nods in reply, tears streaming down the blonde's cheeks now. Levi licks them eagerly, tongue piercing brushing Erwin's face in the meanwhile. "Okay. Let's do it together, then." And with that, Levi continues his pounding. It isn't long either until he snaps off both of Erwin's nipple clamps in haste, throwing them randomly across the room, and spoils one nipple with his mouth while his fingers spoiling the other. Erwin's nipples should be much, much more sensitive than before now. Levi can't even begin to imagine what Erwin is feeling right now, sensitive nipples abused to no end while his hole is fucked greedily by Levi's cock.

Erwin screams loudly again and Levi has to cover his mouth with his free hand again.

Levi knows Erwin is ready to cum anytime now. He just has to take off the cock ring. But he waits for a few more thrusts until his own muscle tension increase, pelvic starting to move with no control, and he feels his own orgasm coming.

When it does, he quickly snaps off Erwin's cock ring before he loses his own conscience. Waves of pleasure overcome them both as they reach climax. Semen comes out of Erwin's slit in strong spurts, decorating his and Levi's stomach with white. Levi's comes out of his slit in a steady flow, trapped inside the condom and snugged comfortably inside Erwin's tight heat. Erwin's helpless whines are effectively drowned by Levi's palm whereas Levi's groans echo very, very loudly in the small space of their studio apartment.

He pulls out and slumps down onto his husband's large body, completely spent and is ready to just rest his eyes a little.

Then he hears a loud, overbearing noise of their wall being slammed repeatedly from the other side.

"Go to a love hotel, you freaks!" A loud, high-pitched voice is heard behind the wall.

The spark of annoyance inside him gives Levi extra energy to lift his head up and shouts back, "Suck a cock, old hag!"

Then they hear loud footsteps from their neighbor's side of the wall. A sound of a door being opened and closed later, they hear an incessant knocking on their own door. "Come out, you freaks!" The neighbor shouts. "I want to talk to you!"

Levi groans and buries his face on his husband's pectorals instead, ignoring her. "Ugh! I fucking hate her! We're so gonna move next month!"

Erwin treads his finger on his husband's black locks, some strands wet with sweat now. "It will be difficult to find something within our budget, though," he pants.

"Don't fucking care. We can move north to the mountains, away from these suburban homophobes."

"Hmm…" Erwin tests the idea calmly in his head. His fingers curl Levi's hair playfully now. To say that Levi loves the sensation so much is an understatement. "The internet connection will be bad in the mountains, I assume."

Levi sighs. "Yeah. We both can't live without the internet. Especially you."

Erwin chuckles softly. He wraps his arms around Levi's small frame now, their bodies cuddling each other snugly. "You know me so well, babe."

"Of course I do, you humongous NEET," Levi replies haughtily as he snuggles closer to Erwin, ignoring the voices behind the door to focus on the feeling of Erwin's warm, big hands rubbing his back. He closes his eyes as he thinks about the predicament that he's in.

He has very little in this world. A humble job, a rented tiny apartment, an almost nonexistent savings, and Erwin Smith—his stay-at-home husband whom he loves dearly and loves him back just as much.

Levi smiles.

He realizes he has very little in this world indeed.

But now that he thinks about it, Erwin Smith is not little at all.


"little"

end.


A/N: Thank you to the awesome Laz for beta-reading this filth! XD Also, you might already know this, Cal. But I'm genuinely becoming a bottomwin stan and I'm LOVING IT!

PS. I found it funny that Levi was so aware & careful of Erwin being too loud during sex, but it was actually him groaning loud during climax that pissed the neighbor off at the end lol.

PSS. If anyone wants to be mutuals on Twitter, my username is neolavender123 hehe.