FOUR YEARS FROM NOW...

For what it's worth; some promises are meant to be broken. When you promise your spouse to meet her after lunch, but a last minute highly important business meeting occurs, it's okay to break that promise. When you promise your child to be present for their acting debut at the school's play, but you took the wrong turn and accidentally ran over a unsuspecting jogger, it's okay to break that promise. When you and your sibling promise each other to forever be there for one another and not allow absolutely anything to drive a deep wedge in your perfect relationship, yet something eventually did and the only way to fix this terrible error is to walk away from each other's lives and end all communications...that promise needed to be broken.

Most things in life never go according to plan.

Lemy Loud knew that very well for it occurred to him on a daily basis.

Somehow, someway things would start out great for the kid, but the flaws and effects of his plans would reel themselves to bite him on the ass most of the time. Take for example his latest conundrum; unprecedented house fire.

Walking around downtown a poster nailed to a light post had caught Lemy's attention. Auditions for a rock band, a garage band to be exact, but to the rock n roll loving metalhead it meant one simple thing, his first step towards stardom. After all, the greats and hall of famers of past, including his own mother got started that way and he was ready to follow in their footsteps. Just one small problem though, he had no instrument to show up to the audition with. His last guitar got stolen right under him at the park during a small music festival. His father having spend quite a sizeable amount on the musical instrument refused to purchase a new one for him. Instead Lincoln told his son to work for his dreams. So here he was, raking up dried up leaves for $20 at best for a brand new, used up at best, electric guitar. If only it were so easy.

Taking a quick break Lemy leaned into the rake. That gardening stick keeping his entire body weight in place as he used one hand to pull out a pack of smokes from his jacket's pocket. Lupa offered to give him her extra pack for $10, not even the actual price for said pack of cigarettes at the local stores. Now he needed to even out that loss with these $20 he was about to receive, but again that promise he made to the home owner about cleaning up his yard was about to get broken.

Taking out his lighter, he flicked it a couple of times before getting the flame to pop out. As he lit up his smoke a wandering bumble bee of all creatures had decided to harass the poor boy at that very moment. Needless to say, Lemy freaked out and dropped the still flickering lighter on the ground, right on the mass pile of dried up, easily flammable leaves.

Now here he was about 30 minutes later witnessing his dad and the homeowner argue back and forth as the local firefighters wrapped up their quick work after extinguishing said fire that had spread across the now scorched yard and into the equally burned wooden patio of the front entrance of the house. His payment had been cancelled for sure and his father would now likely be a couple of hundred dollars short in the upcoming monthly bank statement because of him.

With a strong facepalm, Lemy groaned as things failed to once again go his way.

Back Home...

The ride had been quick, but the conversation occuring inside was very erratic as son and father argued back and forth over the incident that the boy had unintentionally caused. Now here he was in the living room, sited on the family couch and listening to his father lecture him about this day's misfortune.

"I still have no idea how you managed to nearly burn down an entire house down? Like...what...how?" Lincoln exasperated.

"It was...a bee." Lemy replied with a low tone, rubbing the back of his neck.

Lincoln simply stared at him with actual confusion, "Let's just... you've got to be more careful and alert of your surroundings son. I'm just glad that nobody got hurt, except for my bank account."

Lemy couldn't help it and gave out a small grin at that last statement. Looking up at his dad still looking at him, he quickly dropped the smile. Lincoln in return extended a smile across his face and began to chuckle, "I guess it is funny when you think about it."

Lincoln sat down next to his only son and allowed his body to finally relaxed after a long day. Looking over at Lemy, Lincoln patted him on the head, playfully messing up his hair. Lemy smiled back at his father's random acts of carefree attitude. The man could never be stern for that long, sure he got easily exasperated with the various problems his kids created, but simply allowed reason and logic to guide him as a parent. Mom on the other hand, now that's someone Lemy was a tad bit more worried to piss off more than his father however, good thing she was out of town working on a new album with her band.

"Well...hate to do this to you son, but I got to call your mother." Lincoln told him.

"... Please don't." Lemy begged him.

"Nah, she's gonna love to hear this." Lincoln grinned with excitement.

Later that day...

Not much was available in the fridge, most of the good food was frozen solid and he wasn't going to go through the process of defrosting followed by working the stove. Last time he tried, Lacy and him smoked up the entire kitchen with the smoke alarm going wild. Lincoln almost broke his neck running down the stairs with the fire extinguisher, yeah they both almost caused their father's death for being incompetent cooks. Lemy opted for a simple ham and cheese sandwich and placed the ingredients on the cooking table to start. As he started preparing his bread, Lupa came into the kitchen to grab a soda can from the fridge and leaned on the kitchen counter.

"I sell you my smoke sticks and you immediately attempt to become the local arsonist huh?" She remarked.

"Accident..." Lemy rolled his eyes, not wanting this story to spread any further.

"There are no accidents." Lupa spoke in a very mocking Asian accent.

Lemy again rolled his eyes and focused on his food that he was hungry to consume. Lupa took a quick drink from her can, rejoicing on the taste as Lemy fixed up his meal for the day. She walked up behind him and crossed both arms over his back by the neck, much to his annoyance.

"Do you mind?"

"Nah, I like using you as furniture." Lupa smiled, clearly aiming to irritate him.

She moved her arms down on both sides of his shoulders and began to caress his chest while resting her chin on the crook of his neck. Lemy chewed on his sandwich not really understanding what she was doing, a simple eyebrow raise was his sole indicator to her. Lifting her head up she moved her mouth right next to his ear, a devilish smile having formed on her.

"Nobody is home." She spoke in a seductive tone, "I can get underneath the table and suck your dick dry."

Now poor Lemy, at that moment all he could do was choke hard on the ham and bread that was half way down his throat. Lupa loosened up her hug and gave her brother room to violently cough as much as he would after giving out such proposal. She really loved to tease him during his most invulnerable moments. Once his breathing calmed down and the food inside him was no longer clogged up he wiped his mouth with one hand and tilted his head just enough to see that damn white haired goth smirking at him. Sure enough he was blushing, no guy wouldn't after being asked such a question, unless you happened to be either a sex addict or a complete douchebag who enjoyed scoring with multiple women then it wouldn't had mattered. Regaining his composure he saw the situation and chose to amuse her request, two can play that game.

"You sure? You might choke on it. That's a tiny mouth you got there." Lemy smirked back at her.

"I like it rough." Lupa planted a long kiss on his cheek followed by her tongue licking his smooth skin clean.

"Okay fuck off!" Lemy laughed, gently shoving her away.

Somethings never did change in the family, for example; the constant sexual teasing and intercourse amongst family members of the opposite gender or same at most times was the number one custom still in practice. It sure started with the previous generation. Lincoln and most if not all of his sisters decided to break social taboo and give in to their carnal desires for one another. From that constant sinful sex, they ended up breeding and soon enough, Lemy and all of his sisters came to be. He came to terms with the fact that he was an incest abomination long ago and no longer held any ill will towards his parents, his sister took much longer to accept the reality of the situation and the subject is still too touchy for her to talk about out loud. And as it now appears, it looks like Lincoln's kids are following their parents footsteps into practicing incestuous adultery at all times. At least the beginning stages of being cautious about getting caught and seriously grounded. Their parents, actual brother and sisters could shag each other no problem, but their kids weren't allowed to commit the same sin as them? Hypocrisy or actual good parenting? Hard to tell honestly.

"Come on Lem, don't ruin the mood." Lupa pouted.

Her big innocent puppy eyes were extremely difficult to ignore. Lemy had no idea how she managed to become such an amazing manipulator, yet he didn't mind it one bit at all. Placing down his half eaten sandwich and standing up from his seat, Lemy walked up to his sister whom he towered by four inches and damn was he proud about no longer being shorter than her. Grabbing her by the hips he dove in for the kiss which she embraced without question as she grabbed ahold of his hair and back and aggressively kissed him back. Both siblings kept on trading kisses at a much more heated pace, the heat on both of their lower regions increasing with excitement. Lemy lowered his hands down her waist and grabbed her by the thighs. Understanding the message Lupa raised both legs up in the air as Lemy held her in place against the fridge. Locking her legs to his waist she begged him for more as her tongue rolled out and her red face increased in color. Lemy ceased the make out session and lustfully looked her in the eyes just as he started thrusting and grinding his hips against hers. Oh she loved that, she really loved that indeed.

"Fuck...take them off!" Lupa moaned.

"Not in the kitchen I'm not." Lemy grunted with each thrust to her soaking central region.

The dry humping carried on for another full minute and both were feeling their respective climaxes approaching. Lemy grunted louder and picked up his speed as Lupa dug her nails deeper into his back and tensed up all her muscles, both anticipating the upcoming eruption that was about to be. Unfortunately for Lemy Loud, things never went according to plan.

"Can you guys seriously not?"

Lemy immediately let go and dropped Lupa to the floor as his heart skipped a beat and the hairs on his neck shot straight up. If he wasn't blushing already, he was sure hot red at getting caught boning his sister, without the actual penetration, but still. Turning around he only saw his other sister Lacy who stood by the kitchen entrance looking at both of them with clear annoyance. Still wearing her school's soccer uniform and carrying her athletic bag with her, she looked tired and dirty, a real workout she had gone through. Must be five in the afternoon, that's always the time that Lacy got back from practicing at the park. Lincoln had to be outside still since he went to pick her up.

"Ouch." Lupa groaned, but quickly glared at her sporty sister, "You are such a fucking mood killing cockblock! I'm going to stab you."

"Yeesh sorry, I didn't mean to walk in on the two of you doing it in the common area of the house." Lacy rolled her eyes at them both.

"W-where's dad?" Lemy yelped.

It wasn't much that he feared what his parents may say for giving in to the incest, but he just feared the idea of getting caught in the middle of sex that terrified him. He would die of absolute embarrassment if that were to ever happen. Lacy got a free pass since she already knew of them both fooling around, but any other grown up, yeah he would definitely jump of the roof or into incoming traffic and hope the impacts killed him quickly rather than face utter embarrassment in front of any strangers, his parents included.

"Outside talking with the neighbor." Lacy pointed backwards at the front door.

"Fucking hell, I'm pissed now." Lupa got to her feet and dusted herself.

"Well, you are both sixteen. Control yourselves better." Lacy stated back.

And just like that, Lupa and Lacy climbed up the stairs arguing all the way. Lemy on his part simply sat back down on his seat and calmly ate his sandwich again. He too was sexually frustrated at the rude interruption and wished to have at least let it all out right then and there. He wasn't going to complain, one quick session in his room with the availability of the internet and he would relieve all the pent up tension that he and Lupa had build up together. Shit, talk about a crappy day. Then again who knows, maybe Lupa will sneak into his room late at night and finish the job. She does love to sexually abuse him in his sleep. He didn't mind her weird kinks, as long as they didn't got way too weird for him. Pegging and whipping? That is a serious no-no for him. At least Lacy was more tame, but energetic when she got the urge to jump his pants too.

Yeah, Lemy Loud, sixteen year old inbred son of Lincoln Loud and Luna Loud, high school sophomore with average to shit grades and a bad habit of getting into the most ridiculous, unexpected scenarios was constantly having sexual encounters with both of his half sisters. He may suck at everything else in life, but at home? At home he had it all.

Not everything however.

Someone was missing in his life. Someone close to his heart that he dearly missed. The only person that showed him more love than even his own parents could willingly offer. It had been four years since he last saw her, four years since he had last spoken to her. Before Lupa and Lacy, his sister Lyra was the only girl in his life that he loved the most. All the fun and games they used to have, the many adventures they both themselves got involved with, the various times they spoke with open hearts to one another. Lyra was the greatest sister any young kid could ever ask for. How much he would give to go back in time and be around her again, enjoy her company before she took off for university all across the country and called Los Angeles her new home. Lupa and Lacy, he loved them too, they were always there for him, both as family and sexual partners, but Lyra...she was totally something else in his eyes and mind. A divine human of absolute purity that he truly missed very much.

Without noticing Lemy's eyes had watered up a bit remembering Lyra. With one thumb he swiped away the tears that were threatening to fall out. It was pointless to emotionally suffer in silence. It's been four years, she had a life of her own over in the Golden State, she wasn't going to come back to the small town of Royal Woods and waste away her talents here of all places. He wanted the best for her, was happy to know that she was out there following and achieving her dreams, just like he will soon enough in the near future.

But still...

"I really miss you, Lyra." Lemy sighed with a heavy heart.

The following morning...

Lemy awoke with dissatisfaction. He had been having such a wonderful dream, but it came to an abrupt end rather quick. It involved Madison Square Garden, Lynyrd Skynyrd, a badass karate fight and a certain brunette that he dearly missed. One can sleep for eight hours straight, but in dreamland it feels less than 30 minutes before the credits rolled and the brain reactivated to full potential for the brand new day ahead. Grumbling he got up from bed and started to get dressed for the day. Hopping on one foot to get his leg into his pants he looked over at the side of the room that used to contain a second bed. In fact that whole side once belonged to Lyra, it was mostly empty space now that she was gone. Only a matress with many carton and plastic boxes filled with different items occupied that entire side now. He had been meaning to set up a battery drumset, before changing his mind and opting for a larger entertainment system to play video games and watch cable television in. Until he got the money it would remain as it is however, just an empty section void of any physical reminders of the person who used to dwell in here.

"Yeah..." Lemy begrudgingly looked on.

Downstairs the whole family was already sited at the table. Only Lemy was missing out and down he came with hunger on his mind. Lincoln, Lynn, Lucy, Lupa and Lacy already had a head start with their breakfast as he sat down with his own plate.

"Morning son." Lincoln said.

"Morning Dad, everybody." Lemy pierced his scramble eggs with the fork and guided them to his mouth.

"Morning." Everybody else replied.

"Shake off the sleep kid, you don't want to be a lazy boy like your old man here." Lynn smugly eyed Lincoln who shook his head with a smile.

"I fear that malevolent spirits of the night may be haunting my poor nephew, yet again." Lucy declared.

"I don't...think...no?" Lincoln reassured her, even though he wasn't fully sure himself.

It was a Sunday morning and that meant that tomorrow was going to be Monday, to Lemy that only meant another long week of school and everything that came along with it. Lacy was the exact opposite, she enjoyed attending school, but not for academic reasons, but to simply run around the soccer field, chasing and kicking the white and blue ball around the vast green field behind the school. Lupa simply went for it was mandatory, but if she had her way she would gladly burn down the place in order to have an extended vacation, probably blame it on Lemy, who's the arsonist now huh?

As everyone finished up their plates, Lincoln cleared his throat to gain everyone's attention.

"Okay kids, last night I got an unexpected phone call, one that brought excitement to both Lynn and Lucy, but much more to me and Luna who got the news herself." Lincoln told his three kids, "Now that you're all here I'm happy to tell all three of you that your big sister is coming home from L.A. on Thursday for a surprise visit!"

"Lyra is coming back? Alright!" Lacy cheered on

"Sure why not?" Lupa shrugged.

Lemy could not believe his father's words. She was coming back, she was actually coming home. After so long he would finally see her again. Be able to speak to her, interact with her, simply...be around her. The one person that had been missing in his life was returning to him, a wish he had been hoping for many years to come true. It didn't show, but the excitement within him was higher than anyone's else on that table, he was too stunned to show any actual emotions. The one girl in his life that got away was on her way.

"Lyra..." Lemy spoke her name with great sanctity.