Takefuru Kuma
The oddly talented stray without common sense
"What do you mean buying companies and riding helicopters aren't normal?!"
Gojo Satoru
The arrogant man god and beloved partner in crime
"Trenti iced coffee, 12 pumps vanilla, 12 pumps hazelnut, 12 pumps caramel, 5 pumps skinny mocha, a splash of soy, coffee to the star on the siren's head, ice, double blended!"
Geto Suguru
The iconic man bun who's secretly a prankster
"Remember: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig it up."
Ieiri Shoko
The exasperated doctor with eyebags
"Stop jumping off buildings and breaking windows to make a grand entrance, I don't get paid to heal you."
Masamichi Yaga
The scary principal who makes cute creepy dolls
"For the last time, Panda is not an actual panda."
Mei Mei
The sugar mommy with money eyes
"How about you become my sugar baby?"
Iori Utahime
The underclassmen who's always being teased
"All I need is beer and peace."
Zenin Naoya
The misogynistic hidden weapon issues boy
"WTF— STOP KICKING ME YOU DAMNED WOMAN!!!"
Nanami Kento
The hilariously stoic bread lover with too much stress
"You do not bloom the yeast by putting flowers in it."
Haibara Yuu
The "there can only be one sunshine" meme
"So you're telling me I've been watering a fake plant all along-"
Ryomen Sukuna's
fingers
The crusty thousand year fingers that share the same name with a pumpkin
"I AM NOT A PUMPKIN FINGER YOU DAMNED BRAT!!!"
Cat Gojo
The cat carbon copy version of Gojo who triggers all the jealousy
"Scoff, smirk, HISS, purr~"