The female Wii Fit Trainer was running around Delfino Plaza, keeping herself in shape as she was sweating, with Link and Samus Aran in her Varia armor watching her from a bench on the street looking towards the beach.
"She's really taking this fit thing serious," Link whispered to Samus while holding onto his Master Sword.
Samus sighed as she nodded her head, her right hand on her cannon. "Well of course. She's the Wii Fit Trainer. You got to expect her to stay in perfect shape."
The Wii Fit Trainer then paused, stretching her arms in the air as she let out a huge fart that echoed all throughout Delfino Plaza, sighing of relief as she began running again, with Link and Samus eying each other again.
"Oh yeah... this hot city is gonna feel the burn from that one!" The Wii Fit Trainer laughed as she briefly fanned the air, before continuing her run, letting out smaller poots in the process.
"Does she have to fart like that at every moment?" Link asked as he rubbed his right arm with his left hand sheepishly.
Samus sighed as she shrugged, shaking her head. "Well, it's a Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus fanfic. It's not a surprise."
The farting Wii Fit Trainer was running through the grassy fields surrounding the Smash Mansion when she stopped to see Pichu crying at the blue fountain nearby, prompting interest in her as she decided to run on over.
"What's wrong, Pichu?" WFT asked the electric mouse Pokemon, looking down at her.
Pichu shook her head as she glanced up at the trainer, sniffling. "Oh, it's just that I lost my cheesecake and Dark Pit took it from me!"
"Oh, so that edgy punk stole your precious snack, huh?" WiiFit stated as she stretched her arms, letting out a bubbly fart that caused the water to bubble up. "Well, he's not going to get away with this. Jump into my sweaty shirt, Pichu!"
"...can I just ride on top of your head?" Pichu responded as she didn't want to smell the Wii Fit Trainer's stinky sweat.
"Hrm... good point. And my pants are too smelly for anyone to handle. All right, young one, hold onto my hair!" Wii Fit proclaimed as she let Pichu climb onto her, with the fitness trainer blasting away at high speeds due to her powerful farting.
A blue robed Dark Pit was practicing his yoga skills as he was knocked down by the gassy Wii Fit Trainer, groaning in pain as he couldn't feel his bones. "Why do all the girls here fart...?"
"Because it's funny." Waluigi yawned as he was practicing his tennis skills on the tennis court nearby, having seen enough farting females to know where this would be going.