1st Chapter: 2nd chance

So what you're telling me is I died where I come from. But you're gonna reincarnate me into dxd universe? Like hell that sounds great but fuck man that's traumatic ya know. Hard for me to believe it, can I at least be reincarnated as myself? You probably can make a sacred gear that creates things plsss and also chakra. I said in a puppy-eye voice.

(in another world a spiky blonde sneeze -who's using my dattebayo?-)

That's a lot coming from you what are you gonna do with all that power if I were to give it to you? If i were to bestow you this power you have to promise me to do something. In order for you to get what you want my son. Respond a man with long white hair with a white robe.

HE IS A VERY INTERESTING, TO SAY THE LEAST. HE MAY JUST CHANGE EVERYTHING FOR THE BETTER OR WORSE. Spoke an intimating voice named the big red.

I replied: honestly change for the better since I'm not that time of character to go off the rails. Probably help issei be better ya know. What else is there to do just sit there and be a pawn to anyone? Like hell no like Jesus sorry for saying words in vain. Wait do I say god or Jewish or father how do I say it.

Say it how you like it to be just don't use any derogatory names my son but if I do give you this power. Believe a lot of people will come for you whether it be good or bad. Just know you'll be the next god since I can't bring myself to go back. I failed all of them. Father told me.

And that's okay, ill be able to just bring as a baby or sumn also give me wings but like an angel/fallen/devil/gold wings and my aura dark blue/royal purple? I asked.

Do not ask too much for something way too big of a responsibility to yourself. Remember you are just a mere mortal. DON'T MAKE DEMANDS. Spoken in a threatening way to myself

Go ahead and suck it big red I don't care ill die. Btw I was gonna fused with issei later on in the story may be permanent for it to be better ya know make new stuff lolol. Suck it big red you know you like me you're probably being entertained by me better than dxd story combined haha. I said.

IN SOME WAYS YOU ARE RIGHT MORTAL BUT ILL ALLOW IT, FOR NOW, I LIKE YOUR SPUNK IS THAT HOW YOU MORTALS SAY IT?

Oh, Christ on a dick you sound like a boomer no matter ill take that as a compliment. I replied to him.

What I say not too long ago my son just you know ill make you a llama. He told me

(anime depression kicks in) -sad OwO face- nuuuuuuuu pls nooooo I wanna help Issei plss I'm sorry dad please don't I repent nuuuu. I tell him whole heartily ( Hashirama and naruto sneeze and both say why do I feel sadness?)

I accept you're forgiveness just know everyone will know of your presence but won't be able to locate you till around kokabiel sounds good? He told in his gracious voice

I accept it. I have to anyways so ill just be myself and rein on issei's porn addiction as well as progress further so he or should we/i will be able to protect the harem heh.

THEN WE SHALL LET YOU HELP THIS WORLD AND BRING ME ENTERTAINMENT I HAVE NOT HAD MUCH EXCITEMENT IN MANY GIGAYEARS(MULTIPLE BILLIONS OF YEARS) SO DON'T BY ANY CHANCE FAIL OR ILL TORTURE YOU FOR ETERNITY!

….. yyyy, Yesss yessir I won't fail you (I'm fucken scared shitless ya better believe it)

You have a hard road ahead of you my son you better be careful and here a gift of mine I combine those evil pieces with the cards Gabriel you will eventually use and I pack a king card, 4 queen cards, 4 jack cards, and you get the rest also an ace is like a joker an allrounder or a surprise okay. Hope you remember that. Now go my son we will another time with my siblings.

( As you're wonderful narrator around this time many people notice the birth of a new god those in the realms, the underworld, and earth)

This energy don't tell me, it's a new god has been born this gonna be a lot of paperwork and troublesome (look at his sister she glows a little) very strange indeed.

( bot shikaku Nara and Shikamaru Nara look at each other and say did someone just use our line?)

Archangel Gabriel do you feel that could it be the holy father? One of the seraph says.

I don't know this energy is soothing but new, find out where it is from it might be a Father reborn (fear the worst is yet to come) How is the system responding to it?

Looks all good except for a new log-in with ? marks instead of a name, says Uriel the archangel.

Strange very strange says the beautiful woman archangel.

-In another part in the underworld- Mmm it seems it is about to get more lively around here let's see what they have to offer. Says a man with black hair with blonde highlight bangs.

(It's about a 5-year-old child name Christopher Torres who suddenly become conscience and smiles brightly)

What's making you so happy- Asks a tomboyish chestnut hair girl

Tell us pls come were best friends aren't we- a young boy with brown hair

Honestly, I'm thinking about food especially ramen mmm. I say to them.

Both young issei and Irina say to me, you always want ramen you're a dork.

Hey ramen and watermelon smoothies are the best in the world ya know. I said to them. Before our parent came to get us so we can go to our own house respectively.

(different Universe outside the dimensional gap) Sir, are you ready to begin? Asked a light silky blonde Blonde Valkyrie.

Hello Lord-sama pay attention to us we are talking to you. Said a Brunette with Sparta spartan armor.

Hey you two realize Lord-Sama has exhausted his energy let him get some shut-eye. Said a black haired, dark skinned elf with a halo spartan armor numbered 001.

To my viewers yes I feel you're presence but do I care hell no imma train and enroll in all sorts of martial arts also defs on power go suck it I'm going to be a mystery hehe sorry not sorry I tone down the horny on issei so he van be more relatable also ara ara heheeh.

End Chapter: 2nd chance