Wii Fit Trainer's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Wii Fit Trainer joins the Super Smash Bros, but when the gassy monarch, Princess Peach Toadstool, insists that she's a better farter, the spunky Wii Fit Trainer decides to balance the situation by firmly putting Peach in her place and become a better gas blaster. The intense confrontation between the Wii Fit Trainer and Peach is going to stink faster than their farting big butts...

37. Chapter 37

The female Wii Fit Trainer watched as Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, and Toad were all running around on the Mushroom Kingdom stage all wearing cat suits, with Mario's being yellow while Luigi, Peach, and Toad had green, pink, and blue respectively. The Wii Fit Trainer then watched as Peach paused, her butt in the air as she farted loudly, her cat tail moving from her gas blast.

"Meow! That feels oh so good!" Peach commented as she turned to the Wii Fit Trainer, sticking her tongue out. "It's too bad you can't fart in this great, comfy suit, Wii Shit Trainer!"

The Wii Fit Trainer growled as she pointed at Peach. "I'm jealous that you get such a great suit and I don't! I demand a cat suit!"

Suddenly a super bell appeared, with the Wii Fit Trainer grabbing it as she obtained a cat suit, hers being black. Mario, Luigi, and Toad all gasped as Peach's eyes lit up.

"How do I look?" The Wii Fit Trainer stated as she aimed her butt at Peach, farting in her cat suit as she watched the gas blast Peach in the face. "Does it make me more fit?"

"Yuck! You are a walking contradiction!" Peach commented as she waved the Wii Fit Trainer's flatulence away from her face, shaking her head in disgust and jealously.

Then they both sing 'Walking Contradiction' by Green Day, all while farting in their cat suits. Mario, Luigi, and Toad both looked at each other as they shrugged, going back to playing with each other.

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Chun Li decided to test her stinky might and went to place to partake in a fellow fart off, spotting the ever so stinky Wii Fart Trainer doing her thing nearby.

"I must say that this is more fun than I anticipated it being!" Chun Li proclaimed while doing some good stretches that made her farts fly right out of her. "I never thought to stretch about like this before my fights!"

"You need to let your body relax regardless of what it is that you'll do. Farting can help dictate what kind of context you want to be in!"

"That certainly makes me feel better." Chun Li commented with a laugh for she was starting to get sweaty from all her fit farting. "Goodness; I feel like I'm a volcano!"

"Yes; that's the spirit!" "Just keep letting loose like that!"

"Well if you insist then it can't be all that bad." Chun Li responded with a smile.