"...So, how do you like the donut?" Ganondorf asked the female Wii Fit Trainer, wearing a green apron and a white hat. "Is it pretty good? Fine? Tasty?"
The Wii Fit Trainer smiled, munching on a vanilla frosted donut that she held in her right hand, sitting down on the soft, fluffy pink chair. "It's great! The taste is smooth enough to fit right within my balanced stomach, and the fat that comes with it burns off greatly!" She then leaned forward, letting out a brassy fart as she sighed of relief, waving the air with her left hand. "And it has a nice feeling when I break wind!"
"Hey! Keep your stinky butt gas to a minimum!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she puffed her face cheeks, her stubby hands on her body as she glared at the Wii Fit Trainer. The enraged pink female puffball also had a green apron and a white hat. "I don't want my wonderful donut shop to stink of things that aren't doughnuts!"
The Wii Fit Trainer waved at Jigglypuff with her right hand. "Sorry, Jiggs. I'll keep my unfitting gas to a minimum." She then farted again as she giggled, with Jigglypuff growling as Ganondorf simply shook his head, proceeding to make a new batch of donuts.
"Why do almost all the girls here get gassy...?" Ganondorf muttered to himself as he stuffed a chocolate covered donut in his mouth.