"Ok, listen up kid! Now that we got your stupid ramen—."
"Hey!"
"We should—"
"Pervy Sage?" Naruto looked confused as his teacher started drooling.
"Do you see all these women?! They're so hot! Oh boy, that scroll has blessed us!" Jiraiya's head turned constantly as he giggled.
"Umm the women are very…. Uh, beautiful but you just said that this might be a dangerous place so shouldn't—"
"Kid, shut the hell up. Since when have you been a voice of reason?"
"I may not be the smartest person in the world but that doesn't make me dumb either, you dumb pervert!"
"Hey! Don't call me dumb! That's very insulting." Jiraiya crossed his arms.
Naruto glared at him.
Jiraiya sighed in disappointment, "Fineeee, we'll take a look to gather information before checking out the women. But don't do anything stupid."
"It's not like they'll be going anywhere. You'll have your chance to perve on them later."
A few hours later...
"This is all your fault kid."
"How's this my fault?!"
"I told you not to do anything stupid and what's the first thing you do? Something stupid."
"How was I supposed to know we'd get captured when all I did was walk up a tree?!
Jiraiya scratched his chin, "I actually wouldn't have expected that either but considering these very fine ladies and lanky men came to apprehend us for being "chakra wielding humans" I can only assume it's your fault."
Naruto's eyes twitched, "They literally told us to let go of our transformations so isn't it both of our faults?"
"I guess." Jiraiya shrugged.
"Anyway," Naruto's voice lowered to a whisper, "Can't you do something to get us out of this mess!"
Jiraiya laughed boisterously, "Of course I can! Who do you think you're talking to?"
"Then do something!" Naruto hissed.
"And give up this fine view?" He gestured at a female vixen in front of them, "You're crazy. Besides, I want to know where and who they're taking us to. We might be able to get some answers."
"What view? Her kimono covers everything. Anyway, do we have to go with them? You're a spy, you can just get the answers whenever you want!"
"First of all, you can see a beautiful outline of her ass and second of all, I can get answers whenever I want but I don't believe we're in any kind of danger though nor will we be in any. We're not here to cause trouble so everything should be fine."
"Ok… I trust you, Pervy Sage."
"Of course you should! When have I ever lied to you?"
Naruto looked at him knowingly.
"Actually, yeah, don't answer that…"
"You think they might tell us where they're taking us if I ask?"
"I don't know kid." Jiraiya shrugged, "Give it a shot."
Naruto cleared his throat, "Ummm, would you mind telling us where you're taking us?"
"We're escorting you to see Lady Yasaka." One of them answered.
"Oooh a lady. You think she's hot?" Jiraiya asked Naruto.
Naruto rolled his eyes, "I don't know."
"It's a rhetorical question, brat. She probably is." Jiraiya giggled.
"Hehe. What did I tell you?" Jiraiya tried not to drool.
"Yes… I have eyes, Pervy Sage." Naruto looked away with a blush.
"I appreciate you allowing yourselves to be escorted without making a fuss. I am Yasaka, leader of the Yokai here in Kyoto."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Lady Yasaka." Jiraiya bowed slightly as to continue ogling at her chest.
Yasaka nodded, "Who might you two be? And what is your business here?"
Jiraiya smirked as he stood up, "Glad you asked! I am the man who has no enemies in the—."
"Be quiet! I'm not listening to your stupid introduction a second time in my lifetime!" Naruto interrupted.
"Eh?! Why not! What's wrong with it?!"
"It's horrible! It makes me want to tear off my ears!"
"Stupid brat! You simply have no taste! You're jealous that you don't have an introduction like I do!"
"I'd rather not have one at all if it was anything like that!"
"As amusing as this is…" Yasaka interrupted with a small laugh, "I must ask you again, who are you and what are you doing here?"
Naruto sighed, "I'm really sorry about the pervert. You can just ignore him."
"You little shit…" Jiraiya grinded his teeth.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki and this is my godfather Jiraiya."
"I'm surprised you introduced me as your godfather, you almost never do that!"
"It's embarrassing since you're a pervy old geezer."
"It's a pleasure to meet you then, Naruto and Jiraiya." She smiled softly.
"R-Right…" Naruto gulped.
"The pleasure is all ours." Jiraiya giggled.
"When exactly did you arrive? I have to say that it felt as if you appeared out of thin air and I will admit that I was a bit concerned you had bad intentions."
"The only thing you have to be worried about with Pervy Sage is that he'll peek on you during moments you're most exposed."
"Come on, Naruto, stop making me look so bad!" Jiraiya frowned before turning over to Yasaka, "We apologize if we caused any sort of panic. We're sort of just… passing through the area."
"I'm glad then, I will admit I was still a bit nervous when you arrived… Especially concerning you, Naruto… Or rather your second chakra?" Yasaka gazed at Naruto's abdomen.
Naruto stiffened slightly, meanwhile Jiraiya laughed.
"The brat? Hahaha! He's harmless, he wouldn't hurt a fly I'd say."
Yasaka hummed, "That's good to know but seeing as how you deflected my observation perhaps I do have a valid reason to worry? I would appreciate it if you were honest with me."
Naruto looked at Jiraiya who merely shrugged.
"All you need to know is that as long as I'm around then there's no reason to worry about his second chakra."
"Hmmm… I'm sorry for being so serious, I'm sure you can understand."
"No need to apologize, Lady Yasaka. We're glad that we could have such a civil conversation with you."
Yasaka nodded, "I assume you have no place to stay?"
Jiraiya laughed, "We also have no money…"
"You may stay as guests for as long as you need. In return, I ask that you answer a few of my questions."
"Of course! We thank you!"
Naruto leaned closer to his teacher to whisper, "You're okay with this? Is it safe to answer her questions?"
"I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be…"
Naruto narrowed his eyes, "You're just agreeing 'cause of her chest, aren't you?"
"Duh! Just look at those bazongas! You can't tell me you wouldn't motorboat them if you were given the chance?"
"I—." Naruto looked at the smiling Yokai, "Yeah…"
"Good boy. You're getting closer to becoming a man of culture like me."
Naruto scoffed, "You're more of a degenerate."
"Possibly… You have my notes, right? I'm getting inspiration and I think we both know the perfect way to earn money on this world."
"Oh gosh… I have to read over more of your shit?"
"You bet!"
Not sure how I feel about this chapter. Hope you enjoyed it somewhat.