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A few days later...
"You know… When you said we'd be visiting the Vatican I didn't exactly think we'd be breaking in…"
"Well what else would we be doing?"
"Oh I don't know, walking in like normal people?"
"Pshhh, normal people… There's no way I'd be able to do my research like that. No, we need to not be seen for me to actually get the good shit."
Naruto frowned, "Seriously? Why was this the first thing we did?"
"I'm gonna go on ahead, you go around too and find some girls your age." Jiraiya ignored his question.
"Why?"
"Because I'm gonna go look for the MILF's!"
"Wouldn't it be NILF's?"
"It's not as catchy kid."
"Whatever… Anyway, let's say I wanted to talk to someone—."
"Why would you wanna do that? We're here to perv on- Sorry, acquire research on the Church gals and maybe see some Angels if we're lucky."
"I don't know, maybe I see someone interesting and I wanna get to know them."
Jiraiya rolled his eyes, "Fiiiine, put this behind your neck and you should be able to speak to the locals." He handed him a piece of paper with kanji on it.
"How's it work?" Naruto asked as he placed it on his neck.
Jiraiya sputtered, "I don't have the time to tell you that! Just go get me some research."
"You owe me an extra long training session after this. Maybe even teach me Senjutsu now?"
"You better not be talking about the crap that Yokai use in this world."
"Obviously not." Naruto rolled his eyes.
Jiraiya hummed in thought, "If you find me something good then I'll do it. But it has to be really good." Jiraiya reached into his short shirt kimono, "Take this camera for good measure."
"Where'd you get this?"
"I snagged it from a tourist. Enough questions kid, get to work!"
"You still haven't told me how we're getting into the Vatican…"
"Ha! Figure it out! If you can't do that then just figure out another way to find some research but it has to be something related with Church women. Later!"
"Stupid old man." Naruto grumbled in annoyance as he looked at his surroundings, "I don't really wanna do this but if it's for my training…"
He shrugged his shoulders and walked around with no real destination. To see where the wind took him, or something like that.
He deadpanned when he noticed all the women he passed by wore robes, "What else was I expecting. Of course this wouldn't be easy."
He was about to give up until he caught a glimpse of the outfits the Exorcists wore, "Ohoho, Pervy Sage is gonna love this."
"Aaah~ I can't wait to take a nice bath." One of the girls sighed.
The shorter-haired girl nodded in agreement, "It's always nice after a long mission."
"They're really pretty…" Naruto thought absentmindedly as he discreetly tailed them, "I feel gross following them like this… I hate you, Pervy Sage."
"I sure hope they don't end up going into the Church itself… That would be more troublesome."
To his relief that wasn't the case. They ended up entering what seemed to be a shower room exclusively for female Exorcists.
He observed his surroundings and was concerned that there wasn't anybody around. He somewhat hoped that Jiraiya got caught and was currently being beat up.
"That should be enough time for them to get into the showers." He looked up and noticed some windows and a tree next to them, "How convenient."
He walked up the tree nonchalantly and sat down, "Let's see what we're working with here…" He hummed as he used the camera to zoom into the shower.
He took a few seconds to really appreciate their bodies before taking the pictures, "Those robes don't do them justice."
"They sure don't, hehe." Jiraiya giggled next to him.
"What the hell!" Naruto screamed quietly, "When did you get here? Why are you here?"
"Well you see, I had snuck into the women's changing rooms like the legend that I am and I found a nice looking lady." Jiraiya made groping motions.
"Oh yeah? Did you get anything?"
"Ah… No…"
"Why not?"
"Well, for whatever reason I sneezed before I could take a picture. It was pretty loud and I had to run." Jiraiya scratched his cheek in embarrassment, "Ah! But I did memorize all her curves!"
"Of course you did." Naruto rolled his eyes as he went back to taking pictures of the two young Exorcists.
Jiraiya took a quick peek at his godson's work, "Oh you found some nice ones! I approve."
"Keep quiet, I'm trying to concentrate."
"I don't blame you!" Jiraiya grinned.
"Do you really have to act like that towards girls that are probably my age?"
"Listen kid, as long as they've got curves it doesn't matter how old they are."
Naruto looked at his godfather in disappointment, "I can't believe you just said that…"
"Once I fully educate you then you'll understand."
"Xenovia! Irina! Get out of the shower now!"
"Sister Griselda? What's wrong?"
"There's a pervert around here and we haven't caught him."
Naruto turned to Jiraiya again, "You didn't say they were still chasing you."
"I thought I shook them off with a shadow clone…"
"Hello, who might you two be?" A voice from behind them asked.
Naruto and Jiraiya turned around slowly.
What they saw was probably the most beautiful woman they had ever laid their eyes upon.
"Are you seeing this, kid?"
"An Angel." Naruto nodded.
"No, you idiot!" Jiraiya smacked the boy, "I'm talking about those melons!"
"Melons?" The Angel tilted her head cutely.
"Gah!" Jiraiya's nose leaked blood as he saw that, "Quick! Take a picture before she takes me out!"
"Take you out? Oh no please don't think that! I just want to talk."
"She's an airhead! Quick, Naruto! We gotta flee! This isn't a battle we can win."
Naruto rolled his eyes, "She's super beautiful but you don't have to be so dramatic."
"There you are!" Griselda shouted from below them, flanked by the now dressed Xenovia and Irina.
"Lady Gabriel, let us take care of these two!" Xenovia requested.
"I don't think there's any need. You won't run, right?" Gabriel asked them.
Jiraiya hummed in thought, "Stay and talk with a giant breasted Angel and possibly be arrested for breaking into the Vatican or leave the country with what we've already collected?"
Naruto yawned as he noticed it would take Jiraiya a while to come up with a decision, so he decided to introduce himself.
He hopped down from the tree, "Naruto Uzumaki, a pleasure to meet you."
"Griselda Quarta… Wish I could say the same but it really isn't."
Naruto nodded, "Yeah… This is just the way he is unfortunately, I just get dragged into his perversions."
"Is that so?" Griselda raised an eyebrow.
"I usually just do it in return for extra training sessions nowadays."
Griselda looked him up and noticed that while he was speaking with them nonchalantly his guard was also up.
"All right, kid. We're free to go." Jiraiya said as he hopped down the tree as well.
"What?!" Xenovia and Irina looked shocked.
"Your boss just let us go. She only asked that we come back in a few days."
"When Michael gets here. I want him to meet Naruto…" Gabriel explained as she made her way down next to the Exorcists.
"Why not keep them here until Lord Michael gets here instead? This way we can keep an eye on them." Griselda suggested.
"No, that won't be necessary. They want to explore the city some more and I don't really want them to think they're prisoners." Gabriel nodded, indicating that they could leave.
Jiraiya nodded back and Naruto smiled at Irina and Xenovia, "Can't wait to meet you again!"
"What a happy smile… Genuine and fake." Griselda noted.
"It was strange…"
Griselda turned to Gabriel, "Pardon?"
"I mistook the boy for an Angel…"
The three Exorcists made sounds of confusion. Only Griselda made her thoughts known, "His soul was that pure?"
Gabriel nodded, "Strangely enough he also felt like a Demon. I've never encountered someone with such a pure soul and so much hate at the same time. Both his and at the same time someone else's."
Xenovia and Irina looked at each other in confusion. While Griselda looked at the retreating pair with renowned interest, "What makes you think they'll actually be back?
Gabriel giggled, "Didn't you hear? He wants to meet Xenovia and Irina again. He doesn't strike me as someone who would lie."