Been pretty uninspired recently and work has me really tired all the time so I don't have a lot of time to write. Once again hoping I can get some rhythm beforeI start uni.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD
"Kid! Change of plans! We're stealing some shit from Azazel!" Jiraiya barged into Naruto's room.
"Right now? The sun isn't even out yet?" Naruto groaned.
"Who cares about the sun? I've just found out that Azazel is an inventor—."
"I thought he was a pervert?"
"That too. So we're gonna go and 'borrow' some of his stuff for research." Jiraiya giggled.
"Why can we never have a normal day?" Naruto groaned, "What exactly are we 'borrowing' anyway?"
"A gender-swap ray gun and doppelgänger machine!"
"Why not just make shadow clones?"
"You fool! Shadow clones are fragile useless pieces of shit for what I have planned! And then there's also the gender-swap gun! It's the key to a completely new understanding of sex!"
Naruto cringed, "So you're gonna have sex with a dude?"
"Hell no! I'm gonna have sex with another woman as a woman! I'll finally be able to write that in my books! Oh, it'll be amazing!"
"Hmm..."
"Don't worry kid, you can give it a shot when you find yourself a few girls."
"I didn't—."
"Anyway! Let's get going! Time's a wasting!"
"Shouldn't we leave a note or something?"
"That's lame! Just leave a shadow clone to tell them why we're leaving."
"I didn't think he'd just have his stuff in a closet..."
"For such a smart guy that's pretty dumb."
"Hey, I thought I told you to keep watch on the door!" Jiraiya grumbled.
"Bah! Whatever! It's way too early for anyone to be up an about here."
"Would you look at that! He's a fan of my Icha-Icha series! Wow, he even got the first book for all the series!"
"What a surprise." Naruto rolled his eyes as he walked back to the door.
"I guess I could sign his stuff for the trouble this might cause him."
"How considerate." Naruto said sarcastically.
"Gosh, lose the attitude kid. We'll be starting training soon."
"We better or I'll either go back to Italy or Kyoto."
"Ok, just finishing these last few signatures... And done! There's a school nearby, Kuoh Academy, with most of the students being female so I want you—."
"You want me to go do some research."
"Exactly. Try and get something from the Devils too, will ya?"
"Yessir." Naruto gave a mock salute before walking away.
"You didn't even ask where the school is!" Jiraiya called after him.
"I'll find it myself, it shouldn't be too hard..."
Jiraiya shrugged before looking at the devices, "How do I use these things anyway? You'd think there'd be some manual or something..."
Later that day...
"I guess I should get to finding the school now..." Naruto walked around lazily as he slurped on some ramen.
His attention was caught by a petite white haired girl staring at him.
Naruto blinked, "Can I help you?"
He looked her up and down, taking notice of all her features and what she was wearing.
The girl didn't say anything, instead she continued staring at him before pulling out a bag of cookies.
Naruto decided to study her some more, pulling out another cup of ramen himself.
"A Devil with chakra..."
"Other people might be weirded out being stared at like this, you know?"
"And you're not?" She asked.
"If you were a dude I would be. But seeing as you're a pretty girl, I think I'll let it slide."
She didn't say anything but he could see the small blush adorning her cheeks.
Naruto took out a third cup of ramen, waiting with interest to see where this interaction would lead.
"You always eat that much ramen?" She asked.
"What can I say? It's the food of the Gods." He shrugged, "You're one to talk, considering you just pulled out a second bag of cookies.
She shrugged as well before approaching him.
Naruto eyed her as she stopped right before him and handed him a pamphlet.
"Later." She said unemotionally before walking off.
Naruto looked at the girl's behind, "Nice ass..."
He looked down at the pamphlet with curiosity, "Ahhhh, I'll make sure to try this later. Better make sure Pervy Sage doesn't get his hands on this..."
He mumbled to himself before pocketing the pamphlet, "Forgot to ask where Kuoh Academy is..."
He looked around again before finding a young man with a uniform.
"Hey you." Naruto grabbed the guys shoulder.
The young man turned around before quickly lifting his arms to protect his face, "Don't hurt me! I don't have any money!"
"Eh? I just want to know where Kuoh Academy is."
"Oh... Why?"
"None of your business. You go there?"
"I-I do..." The boy gulped.
"Great! You can take me there then."
"Okay... You're not gonna kill me are you?"
"Bwahaha! You're funny." Naruto wrapped his arm around the young man, "Lead the way."
"R-Right."
"What's your name?"
"Issei..." He squeaked.
"Cool, I'm Naruto."
"Are you gonna be attending Kuoh?" Issei asked.
"Hm? Dunno, depends I guess. School's never really been for me."
Issei sighed in relief.
"Why so relieved about it?" Naruto asked in amusement.
"Don't take this the wrong way but the school definitely doesn't need another blond pretty boy, especially one as intimidating as you."
"Bwahahaha! A pretty boy! Oh man, I've never heard anyone my age actually call me that. It was usually older women trying to get into my pants back in Kyoto."
"Milfs? You're not a virgin?" Issei looked at Naruto with admiration and jealousy.
"Oh, I'm still a virgin and when I say older women I mean women in their early and late twenties."
"At least you have women chasing after you. They don't even pay me any attention... Except for when they're beating me up after catching me peeping on them."
"Ah, a hopeless pervert. Don't fret, my godfather is the biggest pervert I have ever met and he still gets women to sleep with him."
"So there's a chance?!"
"Don't know about that... I'm still not sure how he does it."
Issei looked down dejectedly.
Naruto hummed as he noticed the girl he met earlier walking ahead of them, "You know who that is?"
Issei looked up, "That's Koneko. She's a first year in the Occult Research Club, very popular too."
"Occult Research Club..." Naruto suppressed a laugh.
"Oh yeah, very hard to get into. It's very selective of its members and it only has four members, including her."
"Interesting. I wonder what the requirements are."
Issei shrugged, "No one knows. You can't exactly apply after all. The only way to get in is to be personally invited by its president. Its surprisingly just a strict as the student council when it comes to new members..."
"Good to know..." Naruto smiled as they arrived at the school, "Where is the girls changing room?"
"Oh, it's over there..." Issei trailed off as he pointed Naruto to its direction.
"Thanks, I'm off to do my research. I'll see you later, maybe."
A few hours later...
"What're you doing, Rias?"
"Watching this guy..."
"Oh? Anyone I know?"
"Not likely, I've never seen him before. I've been checking to see if he'll leave any time soon whenever I have a chance but he's still there."
"What's he doing?"
"Peeping on girls."
"How original." Akeno looked out the window, "He's cute though."
Rias hummed, "He hasn't moved at all from that tree. He even avoided getting beat up by the Kendo club when they caught the Perverted Trio. He was laughing a lot..."
"What an achievement. They always pummel anyone who spies on them."
"Yes, not sure what he said to them but they left him completely alone afterwards."
"You think he's gonna attend the school?"
"I haven't heard anything about a new student..."
They continued watching him take down notes when a toad suddenly hopped up beside him. He looked at it with a bored expression before hopping down the tree along with it.
"Is he following that toad?" Akeno asked in amusement.
"He is... What a strange guy."
"My closet is open... Oh no! My Icha-Icha collection!" Azazel scrambled to make sure all the books were still present. "They're still here... What's this? 'Borrowing some of your gadgets. I signed the books as thanks'."
Azazel blinked in confusion, "The author of Icha-Icha broke into my apartment...?"
Just woke up and wrote this so pretty cool I guess.
Can anyone tell me how the doppelgänger machine works exactly?