So glad you all liked the last chapter, y'all really got me going to write this one. Hope you like it too!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD
"What's up Pervy Sage?"
"Ah, there you are! I need you to test these two gadgets for me."
"Right... Do you even know how to use them?"
"I think I've figured it out, which is why I'll be testing them on you."
"Okay, what do you need?"
"Just give me a strand of your hair and I'll do the rest!"
"Sure." Naruto did as instructed and watched his godfather tinker with the machine.
"And here we go!Stand back a bit just in case." Jiraiya giggled as he set the machine on the floor.
They watched in awe as an exact replica of Naruto was made.
"It worked! It actually worked!"
"I didn't think you could pull it off, Pervy Sage." Naruto looked at his replica in awe.
"And now for the second part!"
"The second part?" Both Naruto's looked confused.
"I'm gonna use the gender bending gun on you." Jiraiya told the replica.
"W-What? I thought you were gonna use it on him." The replica pointed at the original.
"Oh, I'll use it on him when he least expects it but I wanna see if changing your gender will affect you in... Different ways if you catch my meaning."
"But—."
"No use arguing about it! I've already decided!" Jiraiya instantly blasted the replica with the gun and watched with glee as he began changing into a woman.
"Fuck..." The replica groaned.
"It worked as well! Truly amazing!"
"Why do I look so attractive as a woman?" Naruto muttered to himself.
"I have boobs! And a bigger ass!" The replica felt up her crotch, "My dick! It's gone!"
"Well duh! You, my goddaughter are a woman now! I gotta say, you have some nice ones..."
"Ew, Pervy Sage. It was weird when we first met and saying it now doesn't make it better." Naruto cringed, and the replica nodded in agreement.
"Whatever... What should we call you?" Jiraiya hummed, "How about... Naruko?"
"Wow, that's the best you came up with?" Both Naruto's rolled their eyes.
"I don't hear any bright ideas coming from either of you."
"Fine, Naruko it is." The replica shrugged.
"Great! Now, I want you to look at these two pictures and tell me which one turns you on." Jiraiya pulled out a picture of a naked man and woman.
"Gross, I don't wanna see a dude's dick." Naruko instantly turned away from the man's picture.
"Naruko is obviously still me, save for the fact that I'm a guy and she's a girl."
"What an idiot." Naruko rolled her eyes.
"Hey! I just wanted to make sure!"
"Anyway, do we have separate rooms?"
"Oh yeah, yours is the one on the left and Naruto's on the right."
"Cool, I'm gonna go to my room so no one better bother me." Naruko narrowed her eyes as she entered and locked her room.
"Do you think...?"
"Obviously, I think that's the first thing any guy would do if they turned into a woman."
"Very true." Jiraiya nodded.
"I just realized that her boobs are almost as big as this red haired Devil that was watching me while I was out doing research and there was even a black haired girl with bigger boobs."
"Please tell me you got pictures!"
"Pervy Sage, it's a school. I'm not gonna get caught taking pictures of the students."
"In that case I'll just have you and Naruko attend this school."
"Of course you will."
"And you're a shinobi! No one should be able to catch you taking a few pictures! You idiot!"
"How're you even going to enrol us in school anyway?
"Don't even worry about it." Jiraiya waved him off, "Give me a few days and you'll be good to go."
A few days later...
"What're we going to do with clothes for you?" Jiraiya tapped his cheek as he looked at Naruko.
"What do you mean? I'll just wear this."
"I think we all know that's not the best idea... It's a bit tight on you anyway."
"What the hell am I supposed to wear to school then?"
"Oh don't worry about that! You have a uniform!" Jiraiya threw them their uniforms.
"Can I wear an orange shirt below this?"
"I'm not wearing a skirt... Why is this so short? I could probably jump and show everyone everything downstairs."
"I know, isn't it great?!"
Naruto and Naruko looked at Jiraiya weirdly.
"I'm not talking about you! I mean the other school girls! It'll give you a lot of opportunities for research!"
"Right..."
"Anyway, put your stuff on. Your first day is in thirty minutes."
"Pervy Sage, I don't have a bra or panties..."
"That sounds like a you problem, Naruko."
"What the hell am I supposed to do? Go commando?"
Jiraiya shrugged, "Get some girl friends and then go shopping with them."
"Jiraiya..." Naruko growled.
"Don't stress about it! The girl's uniform is pretty thin anyway. Everyone would see your nipples, bra or not. As for the other thing, just make sure no one is behind you when going up a flight of stairs." Jiraiya cackled.
"All right, let's go before I lose my fucking mind." Naruko grumbled as she entered her room to put on her uniform.
A few minutes went by before she left her room, still grumbling to herself.
"Have fun kids! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!" He smiled happily as he handed them a few notebooks and cameras, "For research."
On the road...
"You excited, Naruko?"
"It's gonna take me a little bit to fully get used to that name, especially since we have practically every class together."
"At least gym classes are gendered. I don't want any guys ogling me. Gross." Naruko shuddered.
"Hey, it's that guy we met a few days ago. Let's go say hi."
"Sure." Naruko shrugged.
"Yo, Issei!"
"Ah, Naruto— Wow, w-who is this? Are you siblings?"
Naruko deadpanned, "Dude, we literally look the same. Except I'm obviously a girl."
"R-Right... Say, do you have a boy—."
"Not interested."
"In having a boyfriend?"
"Boys in general."
"So, are you a lesbian?"
Naruko looked at Naruto, who merely shrugged.
"Yes." She said.
"Your nose is bleeding, Issei." Naruto pointed out.
"It is? Must be the heat."
"The sun isn't even visible." Naruko pointed out.
"R-Right... What's your name anyway?"
"Naruko."
"Ha, easy to remember..." Issei chuckled awkwardly as he tried not to blatantly stare at the girl's chest. "They're seriously big."
"Anyway, today is our first day and we don't wanna be late." Naruto started walking again, with Naruko following shortly after.
"Maybe if I stay behind I can—."
Naruko stopped and slowly turned around, "You think you're slick? You're walking in front of me or else I'll break your balls."
"Jeez, what's with your temper?" Naruto asked.
"No clue. I think it's just the discomfort these clothes give me. These clothes really rub me wrong."
"I can see that." Naruto looked at Naruko's nipples poking through her shirt.
"Hey, stop looking."
"What? It's not like I'm seeing you naked... Wait a minute, it's not fair."
"What isn't?"
"You know what I look like naked but I don't know what you look like."
"Shouldn't you know? I literally look like the jutsu we created."
"Well yeah, but you look slightly more feminine and the privates were covered by clouds."
"Oh yeah... Anyway, I'm not showing you."
"Eh? Why not?"
"Because you might get a boner and I don't wanna see that."
"You know what they say, 'love yourself'."
"I don't think that's what they refer to..."
"What're you guys talking about?" Issei looked back at them curiously.
"How we're gonna peep on girls." Naruko said.
Issei stopped abruptly, "You peek on girls too?"
"Ever since we were little. It wasn't that often and we didn't actively go out of our way to do it but it certainly got worse when we met our godfather."
Naruto nodded, "He's a super pervert. Probably the most perverted man in the world."
"In the world?" Issei whispered in awe.
"Yep. Do you know the Icha-Icha series?"
"Don't tell me—!"
"That's right. Our godfather is the author."
Issei gasped and dropped to his knees, "You have to let me meet him, please! I have to meet the man who created the most perfect books in the world!"
"I guess you can meet him some time." Naruto shrugged.
"I love you guys!"
Kuoh Academy...
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki."
"And I'm Naruko Uzumaki..." She cringed at seeing all the boys leering at her and some girls glaring at her.
"She's so hot!"
"Look at her boobs!"
"Do you think she has a boyfriend."
"She better not steal Kiba away!"
"I wish I had her chest..."
"Listen up boys! I don't have a boyfriend—."
The boys cheered.
"And I'm not getting one. Fuck you all."
The entire classes looked at her in shock.
"You girls can hit me up any time though."
"She bats for the same team!" A boy in glasses cried out.
"That's still hot dude!" The bald guy next to him, cried as well.
"I didn't say it wasn't!"
Wanted to get another short one out.
What type of shenanigans do you guys want to see Naruto and Naruko get into?
In case it wasn't obvious -it should be- Naruko will not be paired up with a guy.
On another note, Rias and Naruko apparently have similar measurements.
Rias [B99-W58-H90 cm] or [B39-W23-H35 in]
Naruko [B86-W56-H85 cm] or [B34-W23-H33 in]
Just something I found to be interesting.