Got a few comments of people telling me how much they hated the inclusion of Naruko and how they're dropping the story so I took a second to think about it and then went on about my day since I actually don't give a shit.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD

"Are you just gonna go commando for the rest of the day?" Naruto asked, slurping on some noodles.

"I guess I am."

"What if someone, you know, sees it?"

"I doubt anyone would actually have the balls/boobs to do anything if they did."

Somewhere else in the school a girl sneezed, causing her to drop the tray of tea she had just made.

"Hmm, yeah you should never say shit like that because now someone will do it."

"Then I'll rip their arms off."

"That's a bit extreme, Naruko... You're kinda scary now."

"Don't be a wimp. It's not like I'm threatening to break your arms." Naruko shrugged.

"At least try to sit like any other girl who wears a skirt does. You're just showing your stuff to anyone who looks."

"I already told you, no one's gonna—."

"The girl from the other day is looking at us."

"White haired Devil chick with chakra?"

"Yeah. She's coming this way too."

The twins waited patiently for the girl to approach them.

"You haven't looked at the pamphlet yet." She said.

"Right..." Naruto scratched his head awkwardly, "I didn't catch your name last time by the way."

"Koneko."

"How did you know he hasn't looked at the pamphlet yet?" Naruko asked in amusement and shifted the position of her legs.

Koneko's nose twitched and her eyes quickly darted to Naruko's crotch before looking away, "He would've approached me if he had..."

"Interesting... Maybe you should take a look at it later, Naruto."

"Hmm." He slurped on his noodles.

"Or give it to me instead."

"Hmm." He continued slurping on noodles.

Naruko smiled and turned to Koneko, "Is that all you came to say?"

"No... Why are you not wearing any panties?"

"How'd you know? Taking a peek or something?" Naruko cackled.

"No, but I could see from afar."

"I told you people could see it." Naruto said.

"Yeah, that might be explain all the people looking over this way... I guess this school is just full of perverts."

Koneko nodded, "They just get overshadowed by the Perverted Trio."

Naruko raised an eyebrow in curiosity, "Are you saying you're a pervert too?"

"I- No, of course not... If you wanna meet a pervert you should talk to Akeno."

"Is she as perverted as Issei?" Naruto asked.

"No one's as perverted as that loser."

"You'd be surprised." The twins chuckled.

"Hm, I guess I'll be off then."

"Hold on there." Naruko stood up and hugged Koneko from behind, "I wanna meet this Akeno chick."

Koneko froze, "Why do you not have a bra either?"

"That's why I wanna meet her." Naruko pressed her boobs further on Koneko's back, "Unless you wanna help me pick out stuff?"

"N-No, I'll take you to her..." Koneko wiggled herself out of the girl's grasp and began walking away.

Naruko turned to Naruto, "It's so fun being a girl! I can do stuff like that and not get thrown in jail like you would!"

"I wouldn't get thrown in jail..."

"You sure?"

"Yeah... I mean, Pervy Sage is still walking around doing what he does."

"Pervy Sage doesn't have boobs to rub a girl's back with. If you were to rub a girl's back with your dick she'd probably call the cops on you."

"Hey, she could be into it for all you know."

"I meant in the school like this."

"Hmm, nope, she could still be into it. People like to do stuff in public."

"How would you know what people are into?"

"What do you mean how would I know? We're literally the same person and we live with the world's biggest pervert."

Naruko hummed, "Good point."

"Are you two coming or what?" Koneko looked back at them.

"Right behind ya!"

"So what's this Akeno girl like?" Naruto asked.

"She's into S and M..." Koneko said.

"She'd definitely get along with Pervy Sage."

"No way, he'd definitely creep her out." Naruko scoffed.

"Hey, you think he's into any of that?" Naruto asked with a cackle.

Naruko shrugged, "He could be, considering how much he let himself get beat up by Tsunade."

Naruto blinked, "Does that mean we're masochists...?"

Naruko blinked back at him, "There's no way... Right?"

"We could ask this girl about it. She might be able to tell." Naruto suggested.

"Please stop talking about your perversions in front of me." Koneko grumbled.

"Possible perversions." Naruto corrected.

"It isn't nice to assume things, ya know?"

Koneko rolled her eyes.

"So you're here to ask Akeno to be your friend so that you have someone to pick up clothes with you?" Rias asked.

"That's right." Naruko gave a thumbs up.

"And you?"

"I'm just tagging along." Naruto shrugged.

"I see. Do you mind, Akeno?"

"I would absolutely love to help this cutie out!" Akeno licked her lips.

Naruko giggled nervously at the look she was getting.

"Actually, we also wanted to ask if there was a way to tell if we're into S and M." Naruto added.

"Okay, I think I'm gonna leave now." Kiba smiled awkwardly before leaving.

"And why would you be asking that here?" Rias blushed.

"Koneko told us that Akeno was into it."

"That's not something you just tell people, Koneko." Rias sighed.

"Sorry, I guess." Koneko shrugged.

"Oh my..." Akeno shivered, "I could certainly think of a few things..."

"Great! What things... exactly?" Naruto asked hesitantly.

"We'd need privacy for that and I need time to get some things ready." She licked her lips, "For the both of you?"

Naruto nodded.

Akeno moaned, "Even better~."

"Just so you know, pegging me is completely off the table."

"Awww, pity."

"Akeno, please take this type of talk elsewhere..." Rias groaned in embarrassment.

"But it's so fun to tease you~!"

"I hate perverts..." Koneko grumbled.

Hey, sorry this is so pathetically short. I just got a bit of a break from Uni stuff and I've been working on the next chapter for the 3 stories. Just wanted to put this out. Hopefully I can start making longer chapters for this story soon.

I wanted to ask who you all wanted to see be paired up with Naruto and Naruko. And so you are aware, they'll both be with Akeno (if that somehow wasn't obvious)

You can suggest others to be with the two of them as well, and a reason why if you have one.