MDS/N 1: I passed Richard76310's challenge about Casey Reporting to Beckman about our favorite couple's canoodling in public and on missions to Lord Rapier. This was his response, which I hope you'll agree, is both unique and incredibly laugh out loud hilarious.

MDS/N 2: Do not read this story in public or while on a bus/train/plane, or really any public transport. Side effects from this story include, but are not limited to, giggling like a little school girl, uproarious guffawing, and possible side-splitting laughter.

MDS/N 3: If you haven't read Lord Rapier's deliciously erotic tale, "Two Sides of Sarah" you might just check it out. Please note that it is an M rated story and does involve the topic of sex, so it is not for anyone under the age of 18.

None of us own anything but our own whits and sometimes not even them. Needless to say, we are all borrowing Mr. Fedak's toys and returning them only a little tarnished.

Authors note: It is only due to the desire and lust that I have for the women created by Fedak and Schwartz that I am able to bring forth the ideas I have expressed here. I also want to thank Markey, for believing I could do something I absolutely believed I couldn't.

What Happened This Time?

Chapter 6: Creamy goodness

Guest Written By:

Lord Rapier

The NSA logo is replaced by the face of General Diane Beckman as the screen turns on. The General is shocked to see Colonel John Casey banging his head against the briefing room table. "Colonel!" Casey doesn't look up; he continues to leave his forehead resting on the table. In a no-nonsense voice, Beckman demands "Colonel can I assume that this strange behavior I am witnessing has something to do with this notice from the California Department of Health shutting down the Orange Orange and access to Castle.

Casey looks up and moans loudly, "please General send a hit squad, have them take me out, tell them I'm a traitor, tell them," he gasps, "I bad mouthed the Gipper". General Beckman seems to be growing annoyed, "Colonel Casey stop these theatrics immediately and give me a proper SITREP. Casey groans and pleads, "Must I General"? Colonel Casey what has gotten into you, I am ordering a full and proper report, NOW!".

"Well General it appears that the Bartowskis had a craving for a midnight snack and decided the best please to, ugh, appease that craving was Orange Orange". It seems that Agent Walker's screams were so loud the police were summoned". "When they arrived, the sun had risen and when they looked in the window, they decided it would be best to call the Department of Health". "Since I was listed as an emergency contact, I was called down to speak to the health inspector". "Please General isn't that enough". Beckman is clearly annoyed, "Colonel complete your report".

Reluctantly Casey continues, "When I arrived, I showed the police my credentials and they agreed to let me handle the situation". "The Health Inspector was pasting a closure notice on the window, and I asked him to explain, please General no more". Beckman scowls, and Casey continues, the inspector explained that when he walked into the store, Sarah was covered head to toe in orange yogurt and, General please don't make me". Beckman growls, "continue". Casey swallows hard, 'it seems that the Health Inspector considers that both the bowls Bartowski was eating his yogurt from were unsanitary". "Colonel Casey did you say BOTH bowls"? Casey makes a face of disgust, "Yes General both bowls".

Diane Beckman brushes a wisp of hair back behind her ear, and mutters "intriguing". Casey says" I'm sorry General I didn't catch that". Beckman straightens her uniform and addresses Casey again, "Colonel I have decided that it is time for me to take a hands on approach in these goings on, Have Bartowski and Walker report to my home…I mean my office NLT 1200 hours tomorrow for a full de-briefing". Casey is shocked, "General"? Beckman continues, ignoring the interruption, "and Colonel have them bring 2 pints of the evidence with them I am going to conduct a thorough investigation". "General nooooo!" Beckman thinks a moment, "better yet have them text me their ETA, I will pick them up at the airport myself, that will be all Colonel, you have your orders, Beckman out". The screen goes back to the NSA logo, Casey throws his head back and screams AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH".

Next, we see Chuck and Sarah board an aircraft carrying a cooler. The story continues…

MDS A/N 4: How is everyone finding this multiple author mini series? Please leave a review and I will be sharing them with the other authors. Thank you for your time and attention.