"EVERYONE, GET IN HERE!" The female Wii Fit Trainer stated on her cellphone to the Wario Bros and Wolf O' Donnell, as all three rival characters were summoned from the white skinned human Smasher pulling them right through the cellphone.
Wario was stripped of his clothing aside from his underwear, making everyone else puke in disgust. Wolf was reading the news about the government being terrible again in the local newspaper. And Waluigi was having Cherrios, because he was watching a random episode of Seinfeld in the Assist Trophy and Pokeball Pokemon lounge.
"This better be fucking good." Waluigi remarked as he glared at the Wii Fit Trainer, his bowl of cereal half empty. "I'm missing Kramer and Newman doing dumb shenanigans for this!"
"We have an important manner to discuss." Wii Fit Trainer stated as she bent over and farted out a waffle maker, picking it up and holding it with her hands. "Have we found out just why did the waffles disappear that one time?"
Looking at each other, the villainous males simply shook their heads, causing the Wii Fit Trainer to let out a wet fart in disappointment.
"No, but whoever it was that did it sure picked a bad time." Wolf remarked as he began flipping through the pages of his newspaper. "Because I'm more curious about the news."
"...and I want to get back to looking at my glorious butt in these panties," Wario stated, with it actually being a thong that looked exactly like the Master Ball upside down.
The Wii Fit Trainer puked and farted at the same time, mainly in disgust of seeing Wario without clothes. The males just shrugged as they left the gym and headed back to their own rooms, with everyone else screaming upon seeing Wario in nothing but his underwear.