The female Wii Fit Trainer was doing some push ups as she paused to let out a loud raunchy fart, going back to her exercise as she was doing this in the grassy soccer field near the Smash Mansion. Dark Pit and Lucas passed by, the two glancing at each other as various Pikmin were collecting small items around the soccer field.

"Look, the fitness trainer is stinkin' it up," Dark Pit stated as he drank his kool air.

Lucas chuckled as he brushed back his blonde hair. "Yeah. She couldn't think even if it hit her in the nuts."

The Wii Fit Trainer got up, glaring at the two youngsters as she placed her hands on her hips. "Excuse me?"

SITUATION 1

Wii Fit Trainer grabbed a tennis racket she farted out of her butt, smacking Dark Pit and Lucas with it, sending them high in the sky.

Princess Peach scoffed as she folded her arms together. "That was MY weapon!"

SITUATION 2

Wii Fit Trainer phoned Silver The Hedgehog, who appeared with several white cardboard boxes containing pizzas, with the fitness trainer farting into each box and then slamming them down on Dark Pit and Lucas.

Silver blinked as he was speechless. "Uhh... thanks?"

SITUATION 3

Wii Fit Trainer grabbed R.O.B., asking him to blast the two edgy teens with his laser. Shrugging, R.O.B. fired a super charged laser, fryign Dark Pit and Lucas as the Wii Fit Trainer then proceeded to fart on them.

"...You're welcome." R.O.B. stated as he left the Wii Fit Trainer to her farting.

SITUATION 4

Wii Fit Trainer gobbled a cannon, turning around and blasting cannonballs out with her loud farts, the cannonballs not only hitting Dark Pit and Lucas hard, but smelling bad as well.

"Talk shit... you get fit!" The Wii Fit Trainer stated as a cannonball was stuck in between her butt cheeks, trying to fart it out as she exploded instead.

SITUATION 5

Wii Fit Trainer did various poses while letting out different pitched farts for each one, causing Dark Pit and Lucas to look at each other with fright, being mentally confused.

SITUATION 6

Wii Fit Trainer dashed towards Dark Pit, jumping on him as she planted her fit fat ass on the dark angel's face, farting as much as possible to cause Dark Pit to panic, causing him to all down on Lucas, crushing the PSI blonde boy. Wii Fit Trainer smirked as she kept dropping brassy butt bombs on the two.

SITUATION 7

"...oh fuck it." Wii Fit Trainer stated as she grabbed a can of baked beans and ate it, clenching her fists and butt cheeks together as she farted a tuba toot so strong, it caused the entire soccer field to explode into flames, causing Dark Pit and Lucas to be burnt alive.