"So, uh, where's the Wii Fit Trainer?" Silver asked nervously as he and R.O.B. were sitting on a couch out on the green grass near the Smash Mansion's fountain that lead into the All Star mode of Melee, seeing Dry Bowser race around with Toadette and Petey Piranha while the Flintstones and Rubbles walked by in an endless loop of recycled walking animation.
"Beats me. She wanted to do some inner searching." ROB responded, the robot noticing several Pikmin carrying various things towards Olimar and his ship.
Silver brushed back his silver quills as he let out a sigh, folding his arms together. "You know, I wonder how we could all fit in this big nut shack we call the Smash Mansion. I mean, it seems all grand, but... something seems off."
"I know what you mean." ROB responded as he noticed Robbie Rotten and his three stooges running after Sonic. "It's like we are number one but every time we say one, we actually take a good look at ourselves and ask... is this all we're meant to be?"
Awkward silence as Silver and ROB were suddenly blasted by a giant gas blast from the flatulent female Wii Fit Trainer, who was farting on the slowly melting wooden bench as her farting big butt was tooting protein poots.
"Yeah! That feels SO good!" Wii Fit Trainer laughed as she blushed from arousal. "I can't wait to do this to Samus! She'll love it."
"Nice," Woodman stated as he was planting new trees, ya know IN THE GRASS.
Robbie Rotten was about to get Sonic with his bunch of banana peels, when he turned around to see the farting Wii Fit Trainer. He gasped as he placed his right hand on his chest, feeling something he didn't know he could feel for the first time in his life since moving away from Lazytown... love.