After her long and grueling journey, the farting Wii Fit Trainer finally managed to track down Dark Pit, who was hiding in a cave near Brinstar as she placed her hands on her hips, with Pichu jumping off the trainer's hair as she stood next to the gassy human.
"All right, edge boy... there's no where to run!" Wii Fit snapped as she pointed her right index finger at Dark Pit, unleashing a loud trumpet like fart. "Give back Pichu's cheesecake, or else!"
"Or else what, you big dumpster?" Dark Pit scoffed as he then chucked a deflated soccer ball at the Wii Fit Trainer, dashing further into the cave.
Pichu took a look at the deflated ball as she tilted her head to the right. "I think I've seen this code before... 15284181."
"Huh. It feels like these might be its production code... or rather the numbers for certain chapters." Wii Fit commented as she shrugged, shaking her head as she picked up Pichu. "That doesn't natter much. Let's go get your cheesecake back." She then got into running position, her hands on her knees as she let out one thunderous tuba toot as the bassy fart caused her to go blasting off at the speed of light, managing to catch up with Dark Pit with no expenses spared.
"W-what!? How the hell did you catch up so quick?" Dark Pit spat as he squinted his eyes.
"Because the powers of staying in shape grant me to keep up with anyone, and my farts help me lose any unneeded weight!" The Wii Fit Trainer exclaimed as she then body slammed Dark Pit, planting her smelly butt on his face as she began letting loose wet sloppy farts, sighing of relief as she smiled, placing her hands on her hips. "
Several minutes passed as the Wii Fit Trainer kept breaking wind on Dark Pit, who wasn't able to get up as her flatulent rear was doing a good enough job to prevent him from doing anything. Pichu noticed this as she felt a bit bad.
"Umm, Ms. Wii Fit? I think he had enough..." Pichu pointed out while rubbing the back of her head.
Wii Fit laughed as she began fanning the air, enjoying her rotten eggy smells. "Oh, I could go all day. My undies and pants might be soaked in sweat and gas, but it won't stop me from-"
"S-stop!" Dark Pit muffled as he was just a few moments away from fainting, having had enough, his words still muffled. "The stupid cheesecake is in my sack over there! Just let me be!"
The Wii FIt Trainer stopped farting as she lifted herself off of Dark Pit, letting him catch his breath as Pichu grabbed the sack and glanced in, squealing to finally find her cheesecake in it. The Wii Fit Trainer smiled in joy for Pichu getting her prized treats back, looking back at the exhausted Dark Pit as he could barely move. For good measures though, Wii Fit Trainer let out one more bassy fart that turned bubbly as it was enough to knock the black winged angel out, with Pichu's eyes widening in shock.
"Why did you do that?" Pichu meekly asked.
The Wii Fit Trainer smiled as she let out one more extra wet fart for satisfaction. "Farting is funny."