Welcome to a rewrite of Total Switched Island, I didn't like where the first one was going so I decided to redo it. And I even reshuffled the cast so I hope you enjoy this new fic.
"Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Mclean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! Here's the deal, 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team member's walk down the dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat and leave Total Drama Island, for good." Chris introduces.
We then cut to the campfire area where Chris holds a stick with a marshmallow.
"Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle. Black flies. Grizzly bears. Disgusting camp food and each other." Chris continues.
"Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... Total Drama Island." Chris finishes.
(After theme song)
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island. All right, it's time to meet our first 11 campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little T.Oed, that's probably why. Sky, what's up?" Chris says as a boat pulls up with Sky in it.
"Nothing much, I thought we were staying in a resort." Sky said.
"Yeah there was a change of plans." Chris explained.
"Alright then." Sky shrugged before grabbing her bags and heading to the dock.
"DJ." Chris introduces as a boat pulls up with DJ in it.
"Yo, Chris Mclean. How's it going? Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?" DJ greets the host.
"Yo dawg this is it, Camp Wawanakwa." Chris explains happily.
"Hmph looked a lot different on the application form." DJ muttered looking around.
Another boat pulled up with a teenage girl named Gwen.
"Hey Gwen what's up." Chris greets the goth girl.
"You mean we're staying here?" Gwen asked incredulously.
"No, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with A.C. That-a-way." Chris explains with a smile on his face.
"I did not sign up for this." Gwen proclaims angrily.
"Actually you kinda did." Chris argued with a smirk holding up a contract.
"Ugh fine, I'll stay." Gwen huffed.
"Good choice." Chris said.
Another boat showed up with a teenage boy named Geoff.
"Chris Mclean! 'Sup man! It's an honor to meet you, man!" Geoff greeted happily.
"The Geoff-Ster. Welcome to the island, man." Chris welcomed the party dude.
"Thanks, man." Geoff said with glee.
"They say man one more time, I'm gonna puke." Gwen said, crossing her arms.
A boat pulls up with Sierra on it.
Soon Sierra comes out of the boat squealing and begins hugging Chris.
"OMG you're Chris McLean. I'm one of your biggest fans!" Sierra said happily.
Gwen covers her ears from all the squealing.
"Always nice to meet a fan, but please head to the dock." Chris smirked.
Sierra nodded and walked over to the dock.
Another boat shows up with a teenage girl named Heather in sunglasses.
"Heather." Chris introduced.
DJ and Sierra looked in fear at Heather, Sky gave a blank look, while Gwen crossed her arms in disinterest and Geoff walked to Heather.
"Yo dudette I'm Geoff and I guess we're your new friends for the next 8 weeks." Geoff introduces oblivious to the fact Heather was glaring.
"Wonderful." Heather replied sarcastically.
Suddenly everyone heard rock music and turned to see a teenager Duncan with his foot on a beatbox heading torwards the campgrounds on a boat.
Duncan then jumped off the boat and looked at his surroundings with a sneer.
"Duncan dude glad you could make it." Chris said happily not caring about the gaze Duncan was giving him.
"I don't like surprises." Duncan said threateningly holding up a fist.
"Yeah you're parole officer warned me about that dude. He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you returned to juvie." Chris explained with a smirk.
"Okay then." Duncan sniffs with a smirk.
"Meet you at the campfire gorgeous." Duncan flirts with Heather.
"Drop dead you skeeze." Heather exclaimed angrily.
Soon another boat shows up with B on it.
B steps out of the boat and waves to his fellow campers.
"Hey B." Chris greeted.
B waved to Chris and Chris began speaking "Not much of a talker huh."
B nodded before going to the end of the dock.
Chris then hears loud breathing and turns to see a teenager named Harold peering over Chris himself.
"So, you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?" Harold questions.
"You got it." Chris confirms.
"Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills." Harold cheers to himself.
"Contestant Number Ten is Mike." Chris introduces the teenager named Mike to the others.
"Hi guys I'm Mike." Mike rubbed the back of his head as he went over to the rest of the contestants.
"Hey Mike, I'm Sky. Nice to meet you." Sky waved to Mike.
"Thanks." Mike said happily.
Soon another boat shows up with Jasmine on it, she gets out of the boat to greet the others "G'day mates."
"Hi Jasmine." Chris said.
"Weird there's no resort but hey I can handle it." Jasmine shrugged as she walked to the end of the dock.
"Our next camper is Noah." Chris introduces Noah.
"You got my memo about my life threatening allergies?" Noah asked pessimistically.
"Pretty sure someone did." Chris shrugged.
"Good. Is this where we're staying?" Noah asked.
"No, it's your mother's house and we're throwing a party." Duncan sarcastically commented with a smirk.
"Cute. Nice piercings, original. Do them yourself?" Noah asks with pessimism.
Duncan then grabs Noah's lip angrily. "Yeah you want one?"
"No thanks can I have my lip back please?" Noah asks, making Duncan let go of Noah's lip. "Thanks."
"What's up, ya'll? Leshawna's in the house." Leshawna then shows up with a smirk high fiving Chris. "Yo baby, hey how are you doing? How's it going? Feel free to quit now, save yourself the trouble cause I came to win."
Harold gasps in awe at Leshawna.
Soon another boat shows up carrying Amy and Sammy.
Amy and Sammy get off the boat with their bags.
"Ladies, Amy and Samey, welcome to your new home for the next eight weeks." Chris said.
"Uh my name is Sammy." Sammy corrected.
"But Amy says everyone calls you Samey." Chris pointed out.
"Well yes but my real name is Sammy." Sammy explained.
"Oh whatever I guess." Chris shrugged.
Amy began speaking to Sammy angrily "Stop making me look weak, Samey and start carrying my bags."
Some of the cast glared at Amy and were sympathetic to Sammy.
A boat shows up with Max on it, he then jumps off.
"Mwahahahahahaha, tremble one fear contestants at my evil." Max maniacally laughed.
"Welcome Max, please head to the end of the dock." Chris said angrily.
"Yes sir." Max said nicely before heading to the end of the dock.
Another boat shows up and it ends up being Cody.
"Cody! The Codster, the Code Meister!" Chris says pointing finger guns at Cody.
"Dude psyched to be here, man. I see the ladies have already arrived. All right." Cody said happily looking around happily at the girls.
Soon a boat pulled up with Jo on it.
"Jo. Nice. Glad you could make it." Chris said.
Jo then spoke to the rest of the cast "Stay outta my way if you value your kiwis."
"Is that a threat, I don't take very kindly to threats." Heather said angrily.
"Oh no I'm so scared whatever will I do?" Jo smirked.
Chris begins speaking "Alright campers settle down, it's time to meet our next camper."
Soon another boat shows up carrying Rodney.
"Sup Rodney." Chris said.
"Nothing much." Rodney shrugged as he went to the end of the dock.
"And here comes Courtney." Chris introduces as Courtney shows up in a boat waving to the other campers, Chris then helped her down from the boat.
"Thank you. Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all." Courtney introduces herself.
"How's it going, I'm Geoff." Geoff said happily, shaking Courtney's hand.
"Nice to meet you Geoff." Courtney said happily.
Soon another boat shows up with Dave on it.
"Our next camper is Dave everyone." Chris said happily.
"So, this is the place huh?" Dave asked, forcing a smile.
"It sure is." Chris smirked.
"Great." Dave sighed.
Dave then walked over to the end of the dock.
The final boat pulled up with Dawn on it.
"Dawn, good to see you." Chris said happily.
Dawn then walks over to the contestants "Greetings everyone I am Dawn it is so nice to meet you all."
Dawn then stood next to B and began speaking to him "Your aura is an exceptionally purplish green oh but it suits you though."
B smiles at this.
"Alright campers it's time to take your picture." Chris said.
"But this dock is starting to become unstable we should probably not do that." Dawn protested.
"Fine, whatever. Meet me at the campfire at ten minutes." Chris told the contestants.
We then cut to Chris and the twenty two campers at the campfire.
"This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be you cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win 100,000 dollars!" Chris explained.
"Excuse me? What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her." Duncan said.
"They're not co-ed, are they?" Heather asked incredulously.
"Noooo. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other." Chris said.
"This cannot be happening." Gwen said with pessimism.
"Aw come on Gwen it could be fun." Sky said patting Gwen's back.
"Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there." Chris said.
"Gwen, DJ, Heather, Sierra, Cody, Sammy, Amy, Dave, Jasmine, Max, and Mike you guys are now the Screaming Gophers." Chris announced as he threw a green banner with a gopher on it to Cody.
"Cool I'm a Gopher." Cody said happily.
"The rest of you Geoff, Leshawna, Courtney, Noah, Rodney, Sky, Harold, Duncan, Dawn, B, Jo move to your right." Chris said which the aforementioned people did.
"You guys will be the Killer Bass." Chris said, giving Harold a red banner with a bass on it.
"Awesome, it's like amazing." Harold said in awe.
"All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition." Chris explains.
Confessional:
"You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest." Chris explained in the confessional.
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"Um okay… So far this sucks." Gwen said, annoyed.
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"This is so unfair I auditioned for Total Drama to get away from Amy." Sammy said meekly.
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"OMG I actually got to meet Chris McLean, this is so awesome." Sierra squealed.
Confessionals End
"All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west." Chris said.
We cut to the girl cabins where the girls on the Gophers are unpacking.
"Bunk Beds? Isn't that a little summer camp?" Heather asked incredulously.
"That's the idea genius." Gwen explained stoically.
"Oh shut up weird goth girl." Heather said angrily.
The girls left their bags in the cabins, and they went outside.
"Where are the outlets I have to plug in my straightening iron?" Amy asked angrily.
"There are some in the communal bathrooms. Just across the way." Chris explains.
"Communal bathrooms? But...I'm not Catholic…" Amy says confused.
"It means we shower together idiot." Gwen said angrily.
Amy paid no attention to this insult but was instead furious about the communal bathroom "No, why must this happen to me?!" Amy screamed.
Geoff then begins speaking to Chris "Excuse me, Chris? Is there, uh, a chaperone of any kind in this facility here?" Geoff asked curiously.
"You're all teenagers, as old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp. So other than myself. You'll be unsupervised. You've got half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge, starting now." Chris explained happily.
"Okay then." Geoff shrugged.
We then cut to the Mess Hall where Chef Hatchet was cooking food for the campers. "Listen up I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day! So grab your tray get your food, and sit your butts down."
"Excuse me sir will we be getting all the major food groups?" DJ asked.
"Yeah because I get hyperbolic real bad if I don't get enough sugar." Harold explained.
"You'll get a whole lot of shut the heck up." Chef said angrily.
"Have a cow." Cody whispered to Dave who giggled.
"What was that, come closer toothpick, I didn't quite hear you." Chef glared at Cody.
"Uh I didn't say anything important." Cody gulped.
"I'm sure you didn't." Chef glowered at the Tech Geek making Cody run off with his food.
"Yo scrawny kid give me yo plate." Chef told Dave.
Chef then scooped up a sloppy joe and put it on Dave's burger, Dave looked at the sloppy joe weirdly and walked to his table.
"Yo what's up girl." Leshawna said to Jo only for her to roll her eyes and leave silently.
"Oh it's gonna be like that is it?" Leshawna glared.
"NEXT!" Chef shouted.
Sky and Gwen were waiting in line together.
"Excuse me, my trainer says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, or white flour." Sky said, standing next to Gwen.
"I'm sure that won't be a problem." Gwen said grossed out.
"Okay." Sky said happily before Gwen began speaking.
"Okay I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day but I think mine just moved." Gwen said.
Chef brought out a meat tenderizer and smashed the meat on the Sloppy Joe.
"Okay thanks." Gwen forced a smile before leaving.
"How's everything doing here?" Chris asked happily.
"Yo my man, can we order a pizza?" Geoff asked the host.
"What was that?!" Chef asked angrily.
"It's cool G brown slop is cool right guys." Geoff said in fear. The other campers nodded in fear of what would happen to them if they didn't.
"Your first challenge begins, in one hour!" Chris says before leaving.
"What do you think they'll make us do?" Sammy asks in fear. "It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?" DJ said confidently.
Later we cut to all 22 campers on top of a cliff.
"Oh sh*." DJ said.
Author's Note: And so it begins, hope you enjoyed it and I'll see you later.
Screaming Gophers: Gwen, DJ, Heather, Sierra, Cody, Sammy, Amy, Dave, Jasmine, Max, Mike
Killer Bass: Geoff, Leshawna, Courtney, Noah, Rodney, Sky, Harold, Duncan, Dawn, B, Jo