Author's Note: Welp it's the final chapter before the merge. I'm so happy I made it this far. Just to hint at one of the returnees, one is the girl.
LaCuevademigustos: The boys will have to try extra hard to win this then. Dave has gained an ally and an enemy on the same day which will both help and hurt him. About the Dave and Sky conversation, yeah Sky probably should've mentioned her boyfriend herself, but I figured Sammy would probably want to clarify things with Dave.
Screaming Gophers: Gwen, Cody, Sammy, Dave, Mike
Killer Bass: Geoff, Leshawna, Sky, Duncan, Jo
"Last time on Total Drama Island… A note from a secret admirer got Sammy and Sky to figure out who it was. It was no surprise that it turned out to be Dave but he was turned down due to Sky having a boyfriend, harsh." Chris recapped "Dawn was eliminated for being on the bottom of the social chain and Gwen confronted Dave on his scheming which eliminated DJ. And now, let's see what in store for our campers on this weeks episode, of Total... Drama... Island!"
(After theme song)
We then see Chris and Chef inside the Mess Hall standing next to the door when the ten contestants walked in.
"What? No breakfast?" Cody asked weirded out.
"Oh, don't worry bro." Chris reassured him "There will be plenty of food later on." Chris then started giggling with Chef.
"What are you two bozos so giggly about?" Leshawna asked suspiciously.
Chris and Chef just giggled harder at this before Chris began speaking "Congratulations to the Final Ten campers for making the halfway point in the competition."
"Man, I'm so stoked to be here, woohoo." Geoff cheered.
"The two teams will become one next week. But first all the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin and boys will stay in the Bass cabin. This week's challenge is as old as time itself, a battle of the sexes!"
Dave smirked at Gwen who glared at him.
"After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge. And then you'll a have a bite to eat." Chris said, making him and Chef giggle before Chris continued "Ready for a little good news? This week, one will be kicked off."
The campers cheered at this and Chris went back to talking "It's all for reward and it's a good one. Okay, time to relocate. Let's move!"
We then see Dave about to leave the Screaming Gophers cabin while Sky was about to get in.
"So I guess we're on separate teams again." Dave chuckled awkwardly.
"Yeah I guess so, don't go too easy on me." Sky said playfully.
"I don't plan to." Dave smiles back before leaving the cabin.
Soon we see Sky about to go in when Leshawna and Jo show up.
"Alright then, hopefully the girls won't be as rude as Jo here." Leshawna jokes.
"At least they aren't as big and loud as you are." Jo smirked.
"That another big girl joke?" Leshawna asked angrily before Sky broke up the fight "Girls, let's just go inside and try to make a good impression."
Soon we see Gwen and Sammy opening the door for the three girls.
"Hi girls, you can come in if you'd like." Sammy said timidly.
"Yeah, also try not to argue too much, we could hear it from inside." Gwen told them.
"Alright then, you heard her let's go." Sky said happily.
We then see Cody, Dave, and Mike about to walk in the cabin by opening the door but then a water bucket pours water all over them.
"Ahahahahaha!" Duncan laughed making Cody, Dave, and Mike glare at him before Mike gasped and turned into Chester "Darn kids, back in my day we actually welcomed our visitors."
"At least the water is clean." Dave said awkwardly, making Cody look away from him.
Confessional:
"Gwen told me that we should vote Dave next time when it comes to it, but Dave is my friend and helped me with my romance problem and I don't think I can go against him, I'm conflicted here." Cody admitted.
Confessional Ends
Soon we see the teams sitting down on separate benches at the tables waiting for the challenge to start.
"It's time for today's challenge." Chris announced.
"Where's breakfast dude?" Geoff asked making Chris and Chef laugh again.
"Oh stop laughing already, we know you're scheming so just tell us." Dave said angrily.
Chris stopped laughing, "Let's just tell them today's challenge is, The Brunch of Disgustingness. You'll be getting a nine-course meal. Each member of each team must finish each dish. You will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross, or just as gross, just that it will likely be... gross."
"Tell them what they'll get if they win Chris!" Chef said in a game show host tone.
"The winning team spends two days at a local five-star resort. Where they'll be pampered, eat gormet food, and be given antibiotics against anything they may have caught wile participating in this challenge! The losing team will go hungry tonight. And spent the next two days here, on Total Drama Island, with Chef." Chris pointed a thumb to Chef who wore a creepy smile making the contestants gulp.
"Take a whiff boys," Leshawna taunted. "'Cause all I smell is victory for me and my girls!"
"Oh please, I've eaten worse food at prison." Duncan rolled his eyes.
"Let's begin the challenge." Chris said with a smile. "First, some hor d'oeuvres." Chef handed the teams, plates of kidney-shaped meat.
"Ooh meatballs I'm scared." Mike said sarcastically.
"Technically you're right Mike." Chris answered. "But these are kinda special."
"They're from dead bulls, they're called Beef Testicles Bourguignon," Chef explained.
"Testicles?!" Dave said horrified "Ew ew ew."
Mike tried to eat one but as soon as his teeth touched the meatball, he began crying.
The boys began whimpering and groaning.
Jo smirked at this display "What's the matter boys, it's just meatballs."
Jo then popped the meatball in her mouth and soon the guys began gagging.
"You're sick!" Dave said as his face turned green.
Soon Sammy began eating the meatball as well and shudders "Oh this is so wrong."
Soon all the girls begin finishing the meatballs, gagging in disgust.
"Well, looks like the guys lost this round," Chris announced. "The first round goes to the female campers."
"Look guys, we may have lost this round…" Geoff began.
"For good reason." Cody interrupts.
"Yeah duh, but we need to win more rounds or we miss out on that reward." Duncan continued for Geoff.
"That cannot happen, I need that." Dave said.
"You mean we." Mike corrected.
"Well I sorta need it more but yeah you guys also need it." Dave rolled his eyes.
"The score now stands at one for the girls and zero for the guys," Chris explained. "And now, it's time for the next course in, The Brunch of Disgustingness. You guys like pizza?"
"Ooh I love pizza." Cody said happily.
"Really do you love pizza with live grasshopper, with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies?" Chris asked with a smirk.
(Commercial break)
"Ugh, why must McLean ruin actual good food?" Dave asked angrily.
"That is straight up nasty, I ain't eating that." Leshawna said pulling her plate away.
"Oh yes you are, there is a five star buffet with my name on it and I am not losing it because you can't handle some grasshoppers." Jo said angrily.
"Fine, I'll eat." Leshawna said angrily.
Leshawna was about to bite it before she refused to eat it.
""Oh I can't do this." Grasshopper minding his own business, what I wanna go an eat his little head off for?" Leshawna said.
Soon we see the boys eating the pizza as fast as they could and Dave was the final one to finish the pizza.
"Done." Dave burped.
"The winners of this round, are the guys!" Chris announced.
The guys began cheering while the girls groaned.
Confessional:
"I was excited for the next dish, I made it from scratch." Chef then scratched his back.
Confessional Ends
"Allright who's ready for the third course?" Chris asked as Chef revealed the dish. "Spaghetti! Actually live earthworms, covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs."
"Why?" Dave seethed.
"No, I can't do this anymore!" Cody yelled running out of the Mess Hall.
"I'll get him." Duncan shrugged before running after Cody and tackling him.
"Okay, okay I'm sorry I snapped for a bit but I'm good now." Cody said as he and Duncan went back inside.
The guys covered their eyes while eating the earthworms and managed to succeed in winning.
"And once again…" Chris said, "the winners are the guys! Allright everybody, time for course number four. No nine course meal would be complete without soup. Today's special is french bunion soup with hangnail crackers."
Dave then banged his head on the table.
Confessional:
"Ugh, never clean." Dave scraped his tongue.
Confessional Ends
"Girls, I have an idea." Sky said happily before leaving to get something.
The guys were struggling to get one spoonful down when Sky came back with a funnel.
She then had the girls put their mouths on the funnel one by one and poured the soup into the funnel thus making them all eat it even Sky who chugged it all herself.
"The girls win again." Chris said. "The score is tied at two all."
\/\/\/
You gotta eat. Eat!
(Chef chewed a piece of gum, took it out of his mouth, and smashed it onto a ball of prechewed gum before presentig it to Gwen.)
Eat to win
(Chef squeezed a skunk's tail into a cocktail shaker.)
Don't let them gross you out. Don't let them push you down.
(He shook the shaker and poured the liquid into a glass. Sammy took a sip, and gagged.)
Stand tall and say you caaaaaaan!
(The next course was Chef drawing a smiley face on a flip flop with a caulk gun. Cody tried to bite on it with his teeth before falling over.)
You gotta eat. Eat!
Eat to win!
Oooooh you need to eat. Eat!
Eat to wiiiiiiiin!
(The next two courses involved Chef chopping up a rotten pepper and a stew made from various discarded trash items.)
\/\/\/
"Wow." Chris said, "It's still tied up. We're down to the last course in the challenge! It's delicious dolphin weiners: hot dogs made of dolphins."
"This is just wrong!" Sammy protested.
"Come on, it's already been cooked, just eat it!" Jo commanded.
"But I don't think I can." Sammy whined.
"Sammy's right I will not eat a dolphin." Cody glared at Chris.
Confessional:
"I slave all day over a hot stove cooking dolphin. No appreciation." Chef said angrily.
Confessional Ends
Chris then groaned "Fine, enough. We'll settle this by having an eat-off."
We then see Geoff and Leshawna sit by a tray of empty shot glasses.
"Whoever can drink the most shot glasses of fresh, delicious blended cockroach will be the winner. This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich to fit your active lifestyle." Chris said as Chef poured the blend into the shot glasses. "On you marks, get set, go!"
The two teens started drinking the shots. Leshawna would gag each time while Geoff's eye would twitch.
It was down to three glasses, Leshawna and Geoff drank one glass and Geoff drank the last glass.
"Geoff wins." Chris said happily.
Leshawna and the girls groan at this.
Meanwhile the guys celebrate at this.
"The guys are the big winners today."
The camera shows the sunset as the guys are seen walking down the dock to get on the yacht.
"While the girls go their separate ways."
Jo and Sky go to one side of the cabin while Leshawna joins Gwen and Sammy on another.
"What shocking surprises do we have in store for our campers next week as they head toward the big merge?"
Sammy was seen giving a sad look at the yacht seeing as Cody was gone.
Cody returned this sad look from inside the yacht as he was going to miss Sammy.
"Tune in for Total... Drama... Island." Chris finished.
Author's Note: Usually I would talk about eliminations here but here I'm gonna talk about the plot.
Cody is conflicted on who to side with between Dave and Gwen.
Sammy and Cody have a budding relationship going on, will they hookup this season?
Dave and Sky have an alliance going on, how will it go?
Anyway I despise this episode in canon because of the disgusting foods and the sexism, luckily I toned down the sexism, can't say the same about the food unfortunately.
Tune in next time for No Pain No Game where two eliminated campers shall return, you can write your guesses in the review section.
Boys: Cody, Dave, Duncan, Geoff, Mike
Girls: Gwen, Jo, Leshawna, Sammy, Sky
22nd: Max
21st: B
20th: Amy
19th: Courtney
18th: Jasmine
17th: Rodney
16th: Harold
15th: Sierra
14th: Noah
13th: Heather
12th: DJ
11th: Dawn