A Calamity In Time
Chapter 3: Torvald The Turd.. WHAT?!
Date: November 24th, 2020
Authors Notes: So here we are again with an interesting chapter title! The conflict is yet to be concluded, its gonna be quite a while even! I dont really have much to write in this authors notes so I will leave yall to read it! Enjoy!
Today, we have been back with massive amazing feasts again for quite a bit and well, it is now time to figure out that Torvald The Turd fella! Weve ended up just getting to Miitopia every time in part due to Blaze being granted an extension to his temporary time powers Torvald The Turd attacked with his rather wacky army and fighting them off successfully. What we know isnt much, just battle strategies and stats on the enemy.. Before we go off to stop Torvald, we have breakfast, actually bring all our stuff this time, and get all our weapons out at the ready! We are going in straight away! I said goodbye to the Twisted Land staff before Blaze teleports himself and all of us to Miitopia where there so happens to be an invasion of Greenhorne taking place.. We split up into smaller units to evenly distribute ourselves among Greenhorne to fight, Torvald really went all in on this one.. I volunteer to go to the woods with Realm of Fey friends and Brayden! Me being a faster walker end up leading the others with my sword in hand while I wear my typical outfit I would be in during adventures last year with a few additions such as having my duel gazer on now at all times to have extra defense and the ability to do some electronic things remotely!
Soon enough, we come upon a portion of the invading army razing part of the woods while capturing and attacking a lot of innocent monsters including a yellow mouse not unlike the Emma Mouse that some of the miis fought 3 years ago. I cannot stand for animal or plant cruelty, I inform Brayden to get his instrument ready as I put away my sword in favor of my guitar and ask if any of the Realm Of The Fey friends know how to play guitar or drums. Akiza reveals she can play acoustic guitar and thats about it so I tell her and Brayden to improvise intense and heavy yet peaceful stuff as I do the same with my guitar! Then the shouting begins directed towards the invaders: "Parasites parasites, live off the want to be powerful and to build some sort of empire! You suck away from the environment without caring about its inhabitants, you should be ashamed! We demand you undo what you are doing, replant the trees and other plants you took out, and surrender yourselves and be sentenced under the Kingdom of Greenhorne! Our wants shouldnt be more important then the needs of other organisms! How dare you, how dare you disturb such a calm natural environment! This has to stop and we challenge all of you to a battle! Weapons out everyone!"
I put away my guitar and draw my sword, but, one of the invaders sees my duel gazer and says: "How about you and I duel? I win, you get captured and are made into a display and example for the rest of you all! You win, I surrender! Deal?" "Sure and since you challenged me I will go first! 8000 lifepoints each! Alright lets do this! Deciding our future fates, the heart of the cards will guide us to whatever path awaits us! Duel disk is good to go, duel gazer is fully activated! Lets duel! And now I draw! *Looks at hand* Im so sorry but it appears that this duel will be much shorter then I would hope it to be.. Oh well! I activate Poison Of The Old Man and choose its effect to gain some extra lifepoints! Now I activate the spell card, A Tooth For A Tooth! This card allows me to sacrifice any number of lifepoints to deduct the same amount of lifepoints from an opponent! The catch is I have to throw out the rest of my hand, lock my graveyard, banish any monster sent to the graveyard, and automatically lose in 6 turns! Fortunately for me, it appears the circumstances are perfect! I now sacrifice 8000 lifepoints to make you lose the same number of lifepoints! And with that, I already win! And that is game! I got lucky today! Now about the deal?" "Fine I give up just please dont hurt me!" "Oh I would never intentionally hurt you, how about we have a chat you and I about the information you hold about your leader and so forth! Im not asking, I demand you give me the information as it is so desperately needed, I generally never command anyone in such a way, it goes against my morals.." "Uh I guess we can do that.." "Hmm, you dont seem as confident as you did before your duel.. Is there something I should know? Are you secretly an unwilling servant of Torvald?"
The surrendered invader replies: "I-I.. I will tell you, you arent cruel unlike Torvald.. I was forced to be on his side after he took power, military service and everything, no one took him seriously, Im not even in my true form, all our true forms are hidden because well, we need to blend in a bit.. I look like a derpy mii when in reality, I am just an Equestrian pony.. After Twlight Sparkle was going to be crowned ruler of Equestria, Torvald the Turd came and devastated Equestria and beyond, stealing the thunder from the other villains.. Leading a shadow army in association with villains from our world who had no choice but to join, there was just no stopping them, the elements of harmony couldnt even make a dent in their strength.. Ponyville fell first then the Changling kingdom and so on.. Im afraid of being punished for spilling information, can I please be under your protection?" "Of course you can and good to know! I will ensure that I do indeed protect you, your former comrades are dangerous, whats your name?" "My name is Pierre Orange, Im supposed to be growing oranges towards the outskirts of Equestria.. That mandatory military requirement changed everything, I was trained to fight against my will, most of the army doesnt want to even do this or were brainwashed to be blindly loyal.." "Hey at least now we know where to go to stop Torvald.. You will definitely be coming with us through time to the day Torvald invaded, you have insights we dont have.. Now how is Torvalds rule over Equestria and beyond?" "Well, he basically punishes and brainwashes just about everyone, even Twlight Sparkle got brainwashed, its awful, its like living in a dystopia similar to the SDL empire which we all learned plenty about in Equestria last year.."
"Well, today is liberation day! Torvald was never to invade Equestria, I dont think he was ever supposed to exist either.. What did that future Fluffy do? Did he seriously bring to life a drawing I made? Its surprising that a walking pile of poo was able to bring so much bad stuff so quickly, I created the drawing of him with the idea that hes a new character of mine that is the cheesiest villain ever, how could I have not seen this coming? Do you have any special skills or powers that could help us fight Torvald and other villains like quite possibly the Earthbound Immortals who actually sided with my side briefly as the SDL did them wrong?" "Well the training and oranges give me an energy boost!" "Thats more then good enough! You ready to fight your former teammates after we deliver them a quick message?" "Yes!" "Okay! *Gets close to the fighting with new ally* *Starts yelling* Hey opponents, did you know that you can defect to our cause if you arent here by choice! My new ally here switched over and so should all of you! Otherwise, prepare to taste at least a difficult battle! Just because my side have the advantage doesnt mean the results of this battle are set in stone just yet, they aint till its over!" With that out of the way, I swiftly defeat 2 opponents and watch as several opponents stop what they are doing and switch right over to our cause! Spotting a rather powerful looking enemy, I go to them and directly challenge them for a one on one, I can sense the magic contained within them! Also, everyone who has no excuse to hide their true form anymore pretty much just shows themselves as who they really are.. My direct opponent commands: "Water Stream!" which unleashes this magic tidal wave of water so I remark while sending an attack I call Justice Firestorm: "Oh so its fire vs water and light vs darkness eh? Did not see that coming, add that to 2020 bingo! It all comes down to whats able to react faster at this point, my fire or your water!"
Our attacks collide, cancelling each other out and so my opponent goes: "Corrupted Waterfall! *Begins to send attack* It looks like I finally met my match and now Im going to destroy you completely! Prepare to be crushed by the agony of defeat!" "I wouldnt be so sure that youre just gonna win just like that! I will take things a little differently with this counter of mine! Now where is that calculator I brought with plus some paper and a pen? I got time for this! *Finds it all and starts doing what needs to be done and finishes rather fast* Alright, Im sorry but science, math, and magic are coming together as one force to fight your darkness-water hybrid move! Quadratic Valence Fireball! The magic brings to life the calculator calculation and the electron diagram I drew sort of!" Apparently, all that mixed together beats the dark and water attack so I decide to jump on the opportunity to attack again with one of my most common moves with my sword! And well, I want to fast forward quite a lot! I end up winning the thing, bringing them down before defeating some others which ultimately leads to our victory in the battle! It gets tedious and boring to keep going over entire battles where nothing too interesting happens after a certain point so thats why I keep skipping over much of a lot of battles in these journals of mine! Whoever ended up the leader of the enemy troope formally surrenders and says: "Unlike our ruthless leader who happens to take the form of a walking poop, I willingly accept defeat, I have honor he doesnt though I remain loyal.. Do as you wish to use, we have served our purpose in the fight for Torvald the Turds domination of places.." I reply: "Didnt see this coming either! All of you will be charged within the jurisdiction of the KIngdom of Greenhorne and I feel as though King Luis is going to order a special court be formed for this entire situation should our team not lose to your team.."
From any point in space time as far as we are concerned, Torvald the Turd appears and introduces himself: "Well well well if it isnt part of the team who are defeating my forces left and right! I worked hard to take the powers of those Equestrian villains and others like Twlight Sparkle and her friends to become much more powerful and I will now challenge all of you including you traitors to a fight! I could easily turn this Invasion Of Greenhorne in my favor so its that or you all fight me! I will make sure you regret you ever messed with me, the group I sent here are a disgrace and disappointment, its too late to undo what Ive already done, oh well!" Im just like: "Haha, Im sorry but you look even more hilarious than when I drew you! Im shocked you dont smell terrible!" "Silence you insignificant human! I will prove to all of you that I am someone no one should ever mess with!" "You so look like you cant exist without being made into existence or coming from some far off universe where instead of humans or miis, theres walking poop blobs somehow.." "Hey I command you take me seriously, be quiet!" "Still funny dont you agree Brayden?" Brayden replies: "Yes I indeed agree!" "Gah! Even the mighty Great Sage thinks my form is funny! I will turn those smiles upside down and then rip them apart leaving you with nothing but a world of pain!"
I respond with: "Oh someone is cranky!" "I am not cranky! I am infuriated that you cannot simply take me seriously! Come on, Im big scary evil villain! Nothing? Really nothing?! Fine, playtime is over for you, I know what to do next! With Alicorn magic as a base, I present the attack that will rock the foundations of Miitopia, one that uses much of my power, Planetary Torment! Prepare to die! I dont even care about taking over this world anymore, in fact, destruction is much more satisfying! I will take over all of existence and destroy everything!" "Okay okay we are taking you seriously now, I can sense the off the charts energy you are building up.. You dont have just the power of Equestrians do you?" "Why yes, I took over other worlds and obtained the blessing of Fluffy Afro! Goodbye, see you never!" Me and the others work hard to delay the attack for as long as possible while I also mentally ask Blaze the status of all the battles to which he responds that the team won them all and then inform him to get everyone over to my location right away.. Dominic pauses in helping delay just as the others arrive and we tell them to attack to delay the doomsday move in order to call up Yumas sister Kari to get other key individuals to help from so far away with stopping the devastating attack.. He succeeds and then goes back to attacking.. Soon enough, rays of light come to help slow down the growing unstable energy.. I put more work into stopping it all and motion the others to do so.. Torvald then states "Oh so you want to stop me so bad huh? Well, I will put even greater force into it! I offer up the souls of my family to boost this attack, they were useless anyway!" Seconds of intense stuff occurs and well, the energy suddenly breaks apart so we all stop our assaults on it right away.. We are not in the clear yet as from the breaking apart, chaotic wild untamed corrupted greater shadows and light energy appears..
Blaze exclaims: "Not again! I thought this would be over after I helped beat Freddie the anti wolf.. Its even worse than back then!" Dominic adds: "We are done for along with the Miiverse if we dont do something about this and fast! That energy opened up a singularity as its ripping through reality at a growing pace! Seems like not much now, but, in just 2 minutes, we will all be destroyed! Torvald! I know we are enemies, but, you gotta help us! You will be erased along with us, my predone research on such wild energy in combination with my energy detector device shows that no one could even escape the pull the energy already has… Just one spoonful of this energy could shut down an entire mii brain by wiping out so much of it.." Torvald replies: "No I will not work with the likes of you to get out of a situation! Im gonna go, theres no way this imaginary pull is there and the destructive power you claim is fake news!" Torvald struggles to get out so I ask Brayden, our teams leading magic expert: "Is there anyway we can stop the energy?" "Im afraid I dont have an answer to that, this energy has not been known to really be combatted off, that one time with Blaze was a once in a lifetime solution, scientists and magic users like me alike have tried it on a contained sample of it that was so tiny it just faded away, but, it really didnt work.." "This is bad like really terrible bad! The opposite to wild is calm/sane, wed need a neutral force right?" Dominic responds: "No neutral energy doesnt work as Brayden basically implied, he and I tried that out together once, it was almost a fluke the energy was able to be studied so much.." "It expands infinitely right? We need to at least contain it.. Anyone got any data on how to contain it so we can try to find a solution?"
Julia is the one to answer this time: "Any positive or neutral magic can slow it down immensely fortunately which is awesome." Dominic says as Torvald continues to struggle: "Oh yeah! Everyone! Use everything you got in those categories to slow it! I have my healing move!" I yell: "Okay! Emergency Provisions, healing effect of Poison of the Old Man, light magic, magic fueled Power Metal guitar riffs, and others!" The containing greatly effects the unbelievably unstable energy, almost stopping it completely! A tree was lost to it so far along with anything above or below it, it could have gotten a lot worse.. To our shock, future Fluffy teleports in and sneers: "Im only here because Im more conscious then bone head Torvald.. Torvald! Help them! You said you would do anything for me as I gifted you with so much and brought you and your now sacrificed family into existence! Now do as I say and get with helping! Everyone, I may hate all of you though less so you Torvald, youre just a clueless fool to me, but, it is in my best interest to stop this as this energy is the ultimate energy, its destructive union of light and dark and more not only will erase pretty much everything if not stopped, but, no being will be spared from its wrath, even the Darkness couldnt resist it! A necessary collaboration between light and dark involving the most powerful of both sides and more is required along with neutral and time beings to stop it, I know this as I acquired the information from the void where some being buried it for some reason.. Hello Darkness my old friend, wont you please come here with the lords of light, balance, and time? What is happening will destroy us all.."
A voice answers: "I can see that! I am nearly speechless! Fluffy, what have you done? Either way, fine! Be seeing you!" A minute passes and well, 4 beings show up including the time lord we met last month.. The being known as the Light speaks: "Greetings everyone, it is true we all need to work together with all of you.. Use all moves you can manage to bring out quickly! This pure accident must be fixed!" *Dramatic epic music starts playing from an unknown source* I think and say outloud: "Is this how we know that this whole adventure is nothing but a story created by an alternate self of me where there is no contact with Miitopia and its just a game on the Nintendo 3Ds released in 2016 starting in Japan? I dont truly know a life like the one they live, Im sure we have similar lives!" *The 4th wall breaking weakens the energy more* We together set off the most spectacular display of power ever in the multiverse and well, the energy begins to recede, revealing a return of what was supposedly gone forever including the poor innocent tree that just wants to survive and reproduce! The Darkness comments: "That was a more impressive collaboration then anything Ive ever seen among those under my charge.." The Light replies: "Likewise. Maybe we arent so different after all!" "Stop saying that, everytime the 4 of us have to work together to fix something or be destroyed, you bring that up and I will always tell you that the answer is no no matter how many right hand and left hand men as Earthlings say you get to work with you! Im going now! Fluffy, its time to go, lets get out of here!"
The 2 go away and the Balance bows before going wherever they go typically. The lord of time says to us as Torvald runs away in humiliation: "You all embody hope, I am so proud to see the progress you all have made to restoring time! Hope you like the time power boost, Blaze! I must go now, I cannot stop watching time for too long, last time I went an hour distracted, a 100 universes sized black hole almost destroyed the fabric of reality.. So long heroes!" The Light then speaks up: "My heroes, you continue to be extraordinary, I know things have been rough for each and every one of you, Im so proud as well. I am most impressed with the evolution of young Brayden, you have become the most powerful magic user on your team and fought with issues you have no power over. Im impressed with all of your paths of course, but Braydens is a extra special case! Its going to be okay eventually! I must be off, I have faith that you can still be a great leader, young Adam! Heres to all of you! Farewell!" Torvald the Turd apparently comes back with no warning: "Humiliation is for the weak! I crushed it! Now, its time to finish you off once and for all!" I respond with: "But you literally just met us in person today during a multiverse pandemic that weve been fortunate to be able to avoid!" "You dare question me? I have another invasion force coming for Miitopia and you wont be able to beat it or me!" "About that Torvald, my friend Carlos called up our buddies at Peacetopia to send a large force to stop your entire force easily! They cannot stop magic users, but, they can stop entire armies with the sheer size of a 0.1% sample of their military whose budget is dwarfed by the budget of their science and education departments! Oh btw, we arent interested in fighting you right now!" "WHAT?! IT CANT END JUST LIKE THIS, I WILL MAKE YOU FIGHT ME AFTER I DESTROY THAT ARMY! I WILL BE BACK!"
While we wait for Torvald to probably fail, I challenge Brayden to a game of Monopoly while the others just chill! Soon enough, we end up resetting the game to let Madeline and Julia play with us before getting back into it! Whats really funny is that its only after we finish and put away Monopoly that Torvald the Turd appears, defeated yelling: "HOW DID I LOSE?! You said that they couldnt really tackle magic users! Oh wait, Im made of poop, their weapons especially affect fecal matter! UGH! My existence sucks! I might as well just end it all right here right now!" My response blows pretty much everyones minds except for a fews: "Torvald, we are enemies. That doesnt mean I want you to just die like that, it is quite thrilling to fight you.. That is never the answer, you miss 100% of the shots you dont do, life is more worth it! You gotta keep going even though life is such a hard painful challenge that makes us all want to rip all our hair, fur, whatever out over sometimes! Let us continue this war of sorts, you will not relent when it comes to fighting typically, we know this! This kind of stuff hurts a lot, nobody is a true winner in this situation, we all have to give it our best to at least try to achieve what we wanna achieve! Some individuals love you Torvald and Fluffy is counting on you to stop being a disappointment in his eyes!" "What? Thats not how this is supposed to happen! Okay, okay, you got me! I will keep battling you, let the best side win. Im going to make you regret giving me this pep talk of yours!"
"That was easy! Now loop that sentence of mine over and over universe soundtrack! Actually, as funny as that would be, please do not do that, I know you exist out there, you enable the breaking of the 4th wall after all! Anyway, we will see about that Torvald, we will see! For now, we are heading straight to Equestria, it appears you and your invasion force have been defeated! Its been over an hour since you said you will be back, its impressive you fought so long against a portion of the Peacetopian military! You are pretty spectacular in form and power though it would be nice if you werent evil! Blaze, you know what to do! Teleport all of us and yourself to Ponyville! See ya later Torvald!" A few seconds later and we are in Ponyville right in front of Sugar Cube Corner which has apparently been transformed into a makeshift temple of some sort? With all major miis(excluding my lookalike mii, hes never been in the picture for these adventures except in that dream of an alternate version of an alternate Miitopia) of Miitopia with me and Blaze plus a few others, we got ourselves a strong group! Quick fact about Carlos: I made him the chief of Twisted Land security and a Twisted Land board member as he has the morals and credentials after all! Starlights mouth drops at seeing the site of what has happened to Sugar Cube Corner: "What did Torvald do to everypony?" I respond: "This very much has cult like vibes and that is dark enough on its own.. We have to be cautious around these parts, probably a hostile unsafe place for us, who knows what Torvald has mentally done to most creatures on this world, I know he brainwashed a lot of them.. Pierre Orange one of our new allies acted as a whistleblower to what the heck Torvald has done to an extent.. We are going to have to start small when it comes to liberating Equestria.. We could time travel to when Torvald took over Equestria easily, but I dont think dark forces are going to make it very easy for us after we pulled the same tactic to help bring down now made into redacted alternate SDL.."
A almost zombie looking Granny Smith overhears this and says: "That is right, the darkness will not make it easy. Ponyville, lets teach these outsiders the Torvald way! All hail Torvald! Capture them all! Great Torvald, hear my cry, let the magic users use these magic temporarily to help put a stop to these enemies of yours!" Torvalds voice is heard: "They have outdone me in more ways to one, I will grant Ponyvilles unicorns access to their magic once again along with Twlight Sparkle with her alicorn magic! So lets see what you all can do while I rest from being defeated by an army of a nation that could probably conquer my empire in a matter of days if it werent for me! I will now work to transform myself into a greater being by harnessing the power of the stars within my empire that crosses through a few universes! I wish all of you luck, mwahahaha! Twilight Sparkle should be here at any second!" We are then surrounded by all of Ponyville is zombie trance states to the point even Zecora is there brainwashed.. I end up having to face against Twlight Sparkle and Im like nervous because shes probably stronger than me to say the least..
I try to snap her out of it with a good old "Snap out of it!" sword hit, a classic amongst Miitopian warriors, but, it fails so I decide to use my words instead of my sword while blocking a lot of magic blasts with said sword: "Its gonna be Hearth's Warming Eve soon along with Christmas, Yule, and so on, dont you want to feel that holiday joy all the way? Back on my world, I sometime will have to deal with listening to Christmas music and other music not by choice while writing the story version of the events that have been happening while realizing that the first song that plays is helping me speed up productivity when it comes to typing! Regardless, we want you back not as a zombie trance pony, but, as you, truly you! In fact, we need you back! The multiverse is in jeopardy because a much older Fluffy Afro has went back through time from the far future to screw with time, he created the oh so great Torvald the Turd in the process! Twlight please! You know? I see you not responding, but, how about this?! I actually went back in time thanks to Blaze to the day things changed on my world and have lived back there so now Im caught up and in my alternate body! Love is in the air, I love my husband Austin and back on my world, I am in love with someone I met just this month! Feel the love, I show you all the love! Twilight wake up!" Twilight responds still zombie like: "I dont know what youre talking about! I will defeat you and have you captured and humiliated amongst the rest of Equestria! Lets see how you can face time travel!"
She travels back in time, but, I end up sending a new card called Time Monitor by summoning them through time to stop her this instant, preventing her from messing with time! My little plan works and Time Monitor on the brink of being destroyed comes back with an angry evil Twilight! I send Time Monitor back into their card before once again facing Twilight who then unleashes a whole bunch of spells and potions at me, trying to bring me down.. I will not break however, Im not going down with a fight, I fight back and everything as one would expect! Due to the repetitive nature of this battle, I am simplifying my telling of it for sanitys sake! Highlights are what are really important around these parts anyway haha! Twilight truly proves to be more powerful than me and she rounds up her friends to use the elements of harmony on me, I was weakened before, but, now Im defeated.. Twilight took quite the beating herself but cheers victorious and then I am dragged away unable to fight back.. That escalated quickly.. I feel something before knocking out.. I wake up stripped of all my clothing while tied to cold chains.. I feel as though Im being drained so I demand: "Hey! Whats going on?! What have you done to me?" Zombie Twilight laughs evily: "We are draining you of all your power into a crystal to be given to our master Torvald! You cannot escape!" "This is insane and going way too far, Im going to get out of here one way or another.. I see that youve confiscated all my stuff.. Glad all my stuff from Earth is back on Earth.. You cannot truly contain me and even if you drain all my powers away, I still have my powerful mind and creativity! You will find me to be hard to truly take down!"
Thinking to myself, I devise a plan to overload the chains! I am still able to fuse with my number card so I do so and well, the fusion means Im no longer exhausted! I work hard to break free of the chains while also letting out ear piercing Death Metal screams that will make a lot of individuals cover their ears! Additionally, I start doing any other movements I can to try to get out.. That is when the voice of Discord says: "Aww looks like the baby needs to have a spanking!" I reply while still screaming in audible words: "Science says thats a bad idea and Im not even a true baby, I can tolerate pain better than a true baby! Come at me, Ive gone over an hour really having to use the bathroom many times in my life! And Im wearing armor, thinking McFly think! Anybody home?" When possessed Discord comes, I am ready with my own surprise for him, I kick him hard just before he can try to spank me and this shocks hime greatly! The next 2 minutes partly involves me constantly kicking him back so fast not even his chaos magic can stop me! Since I have armor on, those kicks hurt a lot more than they typically would, this my readers is what happens when you have no option, sometimes violence just sadly becomes necessary to fight back.. Like with protests for human rights, yall dont provide minority groups enough fair chances to protest.. Moving on, Discord eventually just gives up and I smile at that!
Suddenly, I realize that Im not gonna get out by myself so I call on a good friend, Shadow the Ender Dragon! He flies in with a bang, breaking a lot of this newly built prison thing while having a pissed off Ender riding him! Shadows first instinct is to fire fireballs at enemies and the chains, all this works and I become free! Thanking Shadow as Ender goes in and starts aggressively attacking the zombified ponies we are fighting, I say: "Hey Shadow! Thank you so much for coming to the rescue! Now, lets defeat my captors and find everyone else once I get my full powers back! I intend on taking and breaking the power draining crystal myself! Blaze appearing to have done a lot of fighting teleports in and howling, he begins to help us out! His tail swipes are perfect when combined with Enders teleporting and attacks! I turn to Shadow again: "Is there anyone else who hasnt rejoined the team yet out there in this somewhat corrected multiverse timeline that you know of?"
He replies: "Yes! They should be here any minute, we just gotta be patient while fighting off these ponies gone mad!" "Youre right about that, great news to hear, lets show these possessed ponies and other creatures how its done!" Shadow incinerates the remains of the chains and I snatch the crystal from a fallen Rainbow Dash who is then defeated by Shadow, Blaze, and Ender briefly coordinating fully for one combined attack! I then smash the crystal, releasing its stolen energies which flow right back into me, now that is one heck of an ending to part of the problem! I then go get all my stuff back including from some defeated ponies and put it all back where it needs to be! For instance, I defuse in order to put what I was wearing back on before fusing again to avoid my exhaustion for a while(my number is giving me magical and energy support to hold the fused form much better). I draw my sword and send a "Phoenix Flare" attack right at possessed Discord, greatly weakening him. His reality altering powers are having no effect in Equestria due to no doubt one of Dominics secret weapons(Dominic had sent one out to stop possessed Discord at the start of all this, it only had limiting effects before now it has totally negating effects on Discord), the Power Limiter! Due to all this Discord has become pretty much defenseless so I get a hilarious idea of what to do to cause a stir within the possessed creatures! I whisper to Ender my funny plan, Ender sometimes actually causes pranks and gets away with it plus he has a phone n a loudspeaker!
The 4 of us quickly finish possessed Discord off and while attacks continue to be hurled at us(no elements of harmony ones due to Rainbow Dash being knocked out), Ender put his phone down and connects it to his loudspeaker.. Then, he and I pick up now unconscious Discord after he starts the music we plotted! So here we are walking around carrying a unconscious Discord with a coffin meme music playing! The disbelief this causes creates the perfect diversion for all of us to work together to defeat Cozy Glow, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie! We then take our things and literally run out of the building to try to find the others! It doesnt take long for an angry mob of creatures to start chasing after us, but, we find out the team has been separated and are being held in different prison like buildings.. The building we got out of happened to be the largest for whatever reason to the point I thought it was the only one.. I get a little sidetracked at how Blaze is wearing a full on shirt and shorts, but he did say he was cool with wearing that kind of stuff recently! Refocusing on the situation, I suggest the 4 of us should split into 2 groups, the others agree and I decide to tag along with Shadow, Blaze and Ender themselves go together!
Shadow motions me to climb onto him and so, we are off, Blaze and Ender teleport while Shadow flies me to one of the prison buildings! Inside the prison building Shadow dramatically carves his own entrance into, we find my main miis together also chained and having their power drained.. Shadow looks concerned: "They must be doing this to everyone! We might not have much time to free everyone before some of them lose their powers entirely.." "No kidding.. At the very least, the power drain was slow when I experienced it, but time is of the essence here. And we have tipped off apparently the villains of Equestria excluding Cozy Glow who we defeated so Sombra, Chrysalis, and Tirek.. That angry mob will be close to us eventually, I managed to telepathically warn Blaze.. I have a plan for when they come to try to get us! It will involve dodging so fast that whatever they throw at us hits the wall of these bozos we have to fight now! One of them drains power so we have to be extremely careful, good thing for us is that some of our power stems not from magic but our minds and bodies! Youre a dragon for crying out loud and Im a scientific thinker and creative imaginator! Lets get this bread! I will start this whole battle off by summoning one of my cards! Here comes the Dark Synchro monster I had when I was briefly a Dark Signer after managing to reason with the Earthbound Immortals somehow except now a light attribute monster! Go my Heavy Metal wolf, show them what we got! My monsters are no longer in action due to being summoned through cards so I can summon them right back after they were defeated earlier! I also equip Wolfs Heart to my monster to boost his attack strength by 400 points! And while Im at it, take this enemies! Heartfelt Slash!"
Shadow knocks our enemies down with his tail after the attacks hit! King Sombra exclaims: "Hey thats not fair! But oh well! That fool Torvald doesnt know we arent his control anymore, we are only doing his tasks in order to steal the stolen power for ourselves! Soon these miis will have no more power mwahahaha!" I smirk: "Oh we dont know who will be winning this fight! In fact, you might have screwed yourselves over, Im sure Torvald now knows of you betraying him!" Torvalds voice is heard once again: "Oh it looks like someone was smart enough to know Id be listening in! Pathetic weaklings, Im just going to have to have all of you crushed! Rampaging servants of mine, redirect yourselves to prison building 4 and defeat everyone who is not in chains there! Im very disappointed my spell didnt work on you 3! All your powers will be delicious!" Tirek begs for forgiveness: "Spare us Lord Torvald! We will work with you just please spare us from the wrath of your servants! You helped and/or revived us for a reason, right?" Chrysalis adds: "Whats hes saying is that we work together, no brainwashing! Ponies are delicious, serve me some ponies and I will be your partner in crime for life!" Sombra chimes in: "Dont you want a more organized empire? The reason the SDL failed is because he inevitably took all the power for himself and appointed a bunch of puppets who blindly followed him! He wasnt clever all that much. If you let willing followers help you rule, it will easier to manage your empire! I want the Crystal Empire for myself, just give me that!" Torvald replies: "How about no? Traitors the lot of you, get out of my audience! So what if you were brought back to cause chaos by me despite any contradicting perspectives shared in the past by anycreature! Youre worthless baboons to me, no! I do not like traitors! If I have to, I will come and finish all of you myself, its time for your time to shine to stop shining! I have to do everything around here, dont I?" That is when the mob of creatures finally catch up to us and yo, they are vicious and powerful.. Being pelted with constant attacks is not a good look."
Tirek complains: "This is all your fault Sombra! I hate you! Now we are here about to become empty shells! I hope youre happy!" Sombra retailiates: "Well I dont need you! I can defeat all of you myself and only then will I reclaim my rule over the crystal empire! With this horn of mine all of you are going down!" Chrysalis yells: "Dont forget about me, both of you are useless! I might as well just dine in everyones happiness right now! I will be unstoppable and those ponies will have no idea what hit them!" I intervene: "You 3 are evil and hate me and each other, we are all in the same problem, why dont we work together to get out of this mess?" Tirek replies: "Us work together? Haha teamwork is ultimately stupid! I will happily take all the magic flowing in this building and crush that Torvald the Turd!" "Peace sells but whos buying? Guess not any of you, do you have anything to say you other 2?" Chrysalis rolls her eyes and Sombra huffs. "Thats a no then? Well the offer is still on the table, Shadow and I are just gonna own butt by ourselves! Shadow, cant you just knock down all of the creatures like you did with the 3 ding dongs?" "Yeah I could, but, as you say, the tail move was pretty slow and could leave me wide open for a relentless assault.." "Oh okay thats fair. Just attack at a whim then! I summon the rest of my monsters besides my number which Im still fused with! And now to bring back the art stuff of great intensity! Actually nah! Lets rock n roll! Time for some good old rock n roll through my electric guitar!"
I start playing my guitar while moving around wildly to dodge stuff and still fight off the mob and singing: "Rock n roll give me rock n roll! It flows through my veins, come join us! Resist, rebel, you dont need to be controlled! You can be yourself if you try enough! Let rock n roll light the way to mental liberation! Its wild, its noncomformitive! Check these sick riffs out!" I shred rock n roll style for about 30 seconds! After this, I switch back to my sword and spot Twlight Sparkle close to me so I tell her: "Hey Twilight! I challenge you because you so desperately beat me in the last part of this massive conflict! What do you say? This time for sure one on one, no cheating with help from others!" She replies in her angry zombie state: "With pleasure, I cannot wait to take you down for good!" "Youre not the first nor the last to say that, we shall see who wins! I shall start with Torching Flames, a sword and magic attack involving a lot of fire just like a Rammstein concert!" She counters with her signature purple magic blast but my flames manage to beat it out and deal some damage to her anyway! "Why are you so hard to beat? Master said you would be begging for mercy by now!" "Well let me put it this way, much like there is no true climax to an ecosystem and an ecosystem is always changing in unpredictable ways, my powers havent climaxed in terms of my strongest attack combos, Im always growing so there has been more moves added over time! I might as well have a long discography of attacks I need to start using again, just need to relearn them and recall their names! Thats what journals and things are for, recording things so you can never truly forget them!"
Twilight sends another attack without waiting for anything: "So what? Im going to leave you begging forever and ever! I dont play by the rules now that I serve Torvald!" "Twilight, your attack did no damage to me as I activated some equip spells to equip to the monster I have fused with, boosting both attack and defense points! Why dont I do something I havent done is so long? I have been actually trying to tame the shadows and have some power over them once more, I have succeeded in that venture! Lets play a good old shadow game est Ancient Egypt in the duel monsters Earth!" The walls of shadows form around us "I decided to reserve all this for occassions such as today! I dont really need to do a Shadow Game, but, you are so thoroughly controlled Im not sure how to break it other than a Shadow Game! I used to get drained by these games, but, things have changed! There is some room for compromise with the shadows after all! Now here is how our little game will work, we will be playing Guess Who but with Equestrias creatures and large stone tablets like in Ancient Egypt! You have 2 choices, you accept this challenge and we play or you decline and lose automatically! The Shadow Games for some are a game of cruel punishment, for others like me, its game of judgment and skill! I can still lose and have my soul be forfit to the shadows themselves! If either of us cheat, we lose automatically as well, play fair or lose without any chance of redemption! If I win, whatever dark influence is controlling you is removed!" Twilight frowns: "Okay we will play!" "Thats the spirit now be aware that you will be the one guessing! Stone tablets show yourselves to me and lets play! How you can lose this game is not eliminating the tablets in 6 turns to where only one is face up to me, the others would be face down! Oh yes I see my choices! I will pick someone difficult! *Picks choice* Now Twilight, ask me a question to try to eliminate some tablets!" "Are they from Ponyville?" "No, that eliminates 5! Try again!" "Are they a pony?"
"Yes! Another 5!" "You know what, this is boring! Im destroying all those stone tablets and claiming victory!" "Go ahead and try, see what happens when you tamper with the game pieces!" She blasts every single stone tablet, destroying them all, but, something else happens! The crumbled remains of the tablets come together to form something different entirely, a revived and separated Pony Of The Shadows fused with all other Equestrian villains! Through this new creature, the shadows speak as they descend upon possessed Twilight: "Tainted soul that controls Twilight Sparkle, you will be punished for your unscrupulous behavior, you will forever be subjected to the Shadow Realm! Judgement and justice has been called upon! Goodbye!" Possessed Twilight screams as the tainted soul is literally forced out of her and the shadows then send it away.
Twilight now freed wakes up confused: "Where am I? Whats going on? Nothing in the libraries said anything like this would never happen.." I walk to her: "Thats because it wasnt supposed to happen.. Stay on the ground like that, your body is exhausted.. So heres the deal, a villain named Torvald the turd brought back and teamed up with the villains of Equestria to overthrow you and take over this entire world.. Torvald backstabbed them, draining their magic alongside the magic of all creatures and brainwashed pretty much everyone including you by having tainted souls take over apparently.. Possessed you fought me, I lost and was captured along with the portions of our massive team that I could bring together to beat back Torvald in Miitopia and also here.. Torvald was created by a future evil version of Fluffy Afro to disrupt space time. Evil Fluffy also sabetoged other worlds, my world became under the control of the SDL on an alternate timeline that should not have been created the way it was.. Of course this first evil empire that formed got erased away from history as soon as the SDL stuff was corrected so its like it never happened.. Join us in the fight to free your world and its citizens from the dark clutches of Torvald the Turd who has even built an empire in part by stealing all that magic and stuff as soon as possible! Now Torvald cant take back your magic now that youre free! There is still much work to be done to free everything, but, we can do it together! Right Shadow?" Shadow turns to nod and then gets back to apparently breathing rainbows to fight against enemies?!
Today has been nuts so really that isnt much of a stretch relatively speaking haha! It is at this moment that I realize with dread that even if we defeat them all, we cannot simply remove those tainted souls, they are still there.. In fact, a zombie Rainbow Dash appears with revenge in her eyes, she appears weakened but determined to get her revenge.. At high speed, she charges at me, I block with my sword and then after getting my guitar out again, I shout mathematical things like I think I did earlier while playing some Industrial Rock riffs: "Leg squared plus leg squared equals the hypothense of a triangle! An inequality is graphed with a shaded region based on its slope, the slope line is solid making it a solution for it if its greater than/equal to or less than/equal to and dotted if otherwise! The shaded area is always a solution! The area of a circle is pi r squared, can be solved in terms of pi so the r and squared are multiplied with the pi symbol at the end of the answer or it can be solved using 3.14 for pi! Math is so important, it is the interpretation of a universe by a species into numbers and things that follow how said universe works!" Making zombie Rainbow Dashs head hurt as a result, I then come in with a sword attacking following me putting away the guitar! She is still recovering so I attack again! Surprisingly, I manage to defeat her again a few short minutes. The Equestrian villains are on the verge of surrender yet working with one another as they decided to stick together due to being wallopped by fighting amongst themselves while trying to attack their mutual enemies.
They wont work with us, but, Shadow, Twilight, and I are really winning the fight as a whole! A bunch of creatures have fallen and when defeated creatures try again, we just defeat them again quite quickly! I have solution to that recurring annoyance but I do not have the power to do it all alone.. I really wish that we had Atem and all them to help us out in this one as the Millennium Item holders can definitely carry out my solution for us.. The plan is to adventure to Domino City sometime after this wild adventure is over! That means no Atem yet though, we simply havent gotten to Domino City and such yet.. This makes it clear that I need to get magical assistance from all I can, non Shadow Magic isnt as good as sending away tainted souls, it still works to a degree though.. Ender and Blaze then show up with Ender laughing! I inquire to Ender: "Whats so funny and how are you both back already?" Ender with a hint of comedic roast like sass answers: "It was so easy! Those guards were so lousy, we just beat em all and freed everyone easily lol! Im so surprised XD! Those crystals that stole power were easy to break, Blaze and I just used the chains on them! The others will be here soon, I see that youve been doing a lot of fighting! Blaze told me about that Shadow Game as he sensed it and its end result!" "Well dang, thats so sweet! Thats right enemies, we gonna show ya how things are done in Miitopia, Minecraftia, Kohnanix, and Earth! Blaze, Ender, lets get back to fighting! Hopefully after we win since we pissed off the entire world pretty much, we can go straight for Torvald and stick it to him!
In fact, I see that pretty much the whole world has been sent after us, Torvald is not playing around despite the fact he is a walking poop!" Torvalds voice says: "I heard that!" I yell back: "Hey chill out a bit! Do you want a Rip Torvalds old voice coz I can make arrangements for that to have be engraved on a gravestone as apparently I have some main character abridged powers for whatever reason!" I hear Torvald huff once again and then go ahead and fight a possessed Thorax! In the midst of this as the others arrive and go ham, I inform the entire team through communication devices the plan to let out one magical burst to send tainted souls packing and out of bodies needing everyone with magic to contribute as much as possible once we defeat all our enemies! (I later found out that the tainted souls used to possess the villains were destroyed by the greater evil of said villains) Other duelists on the team including Heartland City residents who had arrived to help while the Barians are weak(contrary statements are invalid, some information is wrong on accident) summon all their monsters which pretty much helps to begin to overwhelm the massive number of enemies we have! Thorax is defeated in 20 minutes and I decide to Shadow Game the tainted soul in him out and succeed! I brief a freed woken up Thorax on the situation before he fights with us! Additionally, the other Mane 6 manage to break free of the tainted souls due to the hope and light seen in battle, they were still conscious this whole time but not aware of anything happening! The weakened 5 of course as obvious by now finally fight with us, allowing for the use of the Elements Of Harmony for our side this time!
A lot of creatures are defeated this way while the dragons like Galaxy Eyes and Shadow pretty much terrorize the mob that we are dealing with at the moment! What do you think would happen with brainwashed beings, they just follow orders instead of really collaborating.. At least no one on our team is dealing with low device power by device tricking them into thinking they were done charging.. Torvald then appears right in front of me to block me from attacking while the others continue to wreck face: "Hello Adam, we are mortal enemies and you like to tease me.. You are starting to get exhausted, I can see that, why dont you join my side and have everything you would want? The end of Covid 19 in your world right away, a reforming of the country you reside, endless padding you know what I mean, and so much more.. I can grant you any wish, all you have to do is betray everyone you know and love and fight for me!" I reply: "Youre trying to psychologically mess with my head in order to convince me to join you.. Im going to decline, I can see the pros and cons of this, if I betray my team, I will be hurting them and ensuring your power increases.. I dont need someone like you to be a genie, this is a last ditch attempt for your side to win this fight, I will never serve you, over my dead body!" "Thats exactly along the lines of the answer I knew you would potentially say, I see that you like games. Im game to game if youre willing to or face me in a magical fight." "What kind of game are you suggesting?" "How about a game of Duel Monsters?" "You serious?"
"Being not serious would hurt me in the end!" "Youre on! Duel disk, fly up and land activated! Duel gazer on, optimizing duel field! Augmented Reality is a go! Duel! I see that youre ready to play to and since you challenged me, I go first! I draw! When I control no monsters, I can summon this to the field! Come forth Scientist Of Chemical Flames! Oh and when my monster is summoned, you lose 800 life points! That was a special summon so I normal summon The Guardian Of Twisted Land after activating cost down to technically reduce the Guardians level by 2 to 4! Now his effect is triggered, I am allowed to special summon any monster from my deck so long as they are light attribute! Come forth Mount Warp Warrior! I end my turn with 3 facedowns, leaving nothing left in my hand!" "So youre doing that, I can crush your hopes and dreams easily even now! Draw! I summon Light Corruptor Alpha! When I summon Alpha and have less monsters than my opponent, I can summon Light Corruptor Beta from anywhere! With Alpha and Beta out, I special summon Light Corruptor Commander! I may have only 3 cards left in my hand, but, I can combine all my monsters! Here they go, come to play Light Corruptor Facility!"
"That triggered my trap, Interference With Darkness! So long as I pay 1000 life points and banish a card from my graveyard which I am doing, Im allowed to take control of your monster so long as they are a dark attribute monster, the last catch is that if your monster is destroyed, I take damage equal to their original attack points! I also activate Mount Warp Warriors special ability, this locks any facedown cards you place from being used against me next turn, its a once per duel ability though!" "No way, you managed to completely outsmart me.." "Im a veteran of this game, I know how evil villains do things and so happened to luck out this duel!" "Ugh go ahead, turn end." "With pleasure! I draw and summon Kindness Fairy Level One! They will not be able to do much this round, but, you will see what they can do if I dont beat you this turn! My fairy has 500 attack points, warrior 2000, guardian 3000, and scientist 1500, you will actually survive it appears as I forgot to mention I cant attack with the monster of yours I have control over! My scientist has low attack for such a high level as his defense points are 2000 and he has more abilities to him! All my monsters attack Torvald The Turd directly!" "WHAT?! Im almost defeated already, rats!" "Now with a 7000 to 200 life point score, I call it a turn!" "I will make you pay for this! I still cant even use my traps as they are meant to be for defense and all that.. Draw. I summon Dystopian Lord, he can be summoned without tributing when I have less life points than you! He has the ability to transform my traps into level two monsters so traps, rise up as monsters! There we go! In a synchro summon using monsters with less than 3 levels each, Dystopia Lord can be used to synchro summon as a tuner! I tune Dystopia Lord with Infinite Torture, The Seal Of Darkness, and Negate Attack in order to synchro summon level 12 The True Dark King! With 4000 attack points, my monster cant be beat in battle!" "I knew saving Swords Of Revealing Light would be a great investment! I active it to stop you from conducting a battle phase for 3 turns with your synchro!" "NOOOO! Fine again, I end my turn!"
"Here I go, I draw! Perfect, I have what I need! But first my fairy gains a level plus 500 attack and defense points not that they have been on my field on a turn of mine after being summoned! Now I use the spell known as The Balancer! By selecting one monster I control and reducing their attack and defense points to 0 in addition to negating their effects, Im allowed to change the levels of all my monsters including said monsters to any levels I want to! I subject this to Light Corruptor Facility! And now, I change all monsters I control to level 9! My fairy sadly doesnt grow in attack points with level increases done by card effects, but, thats not too terrible! I overlay all my monsters to build the Overlay Network! Xyz summon! Come to this duel, one of my secret ace monsters: Paul, The God Of Harmony! He may only have 3000 attack points but things are about to change! By using an overlay unit, Paul negates all card effects on your field and by using another 2, your monster loses 3000 attack points! Finish this Paul, attack!" Torvald screams as his monster falls and he is defeated! Noticing that the others have beaten all the enemies, I command: "Lets take those dark souls out while Torvald is still here! I use Beam Of Hope! Ha!"
Every other magic user lets out an attack of theirs powered by as much of their power as possible! The result is that Torvald is pretty much defeated once again and has to flee as the dark souls are removed from all the innocent creatures of the world and the Equestrian villains are defeated(they are turned into stone after this)! After they all wake up, the team and I all celebrate and are honored and congratulated for a job well done! Torvald still has control of Equestria and such, but, his empire is going to begin shrinking soon enough! Hopefully next adventure we take him down once and for all, who knew a walking poop would last longer than an alternate timeline SDL? After celebrations are done, the team and I head back to Twisted Land with more reunited members! Here is some more Twisted Land update stuff: the park is doing a winter event after having hosted a Minecraftian furry convention that almost had to cancel and would have if it werent for us at Twisted Land!
Authors Notes: Hey everyone, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, the duels are always fun to do especially when I make up neat cards that arent totally broken and OP! I will be sadly taking a story hiatus until I get a new laptop battery by the end of this craztastic year, but, I will be back writing in the New Year more regularly, expect this story to be really long overall! Thats all I have for this chapter, bye bye and make sure to always follow your dreams!