A Calamity In Time
Chapter 14: Coasters N Creatures
Date: June 8th, 2021
Intro: Well howdy! Ready for yet another wild adventure via this here chapter? If you arent ready, come back later but if you are, get ready for some twists and turns!
I alongside Dominic, Ender, Blaze, Carlos, Krush, some Robloxians, and some Minecraft villagers enter into the world of Roller Coaster Tycoon 3, I can hardly wait for where we end up, we were so far away from the world that we have no idea what the hay happened there.. And I look around and state the obvious: "We are at the bottom of a extensive canyon.. I see roller coaster supports, is this my latest playthrough of the Ghost Town scenario? Theres over 700 guests here and its quite something." Dominic confirms: "Based on the stories youve shared and the similarities between how you talked about that park and this, it definitely is your park." Carlos adds: "Im ready to snatch some bananas.. Or whatever else from the baddies! Plifer power!" "We know, that is so you Carlos. Now to continue with my analysis, I do not know what happened around here, anyone can be the villain of this world, the park from down here seems calm almost too calm.. Listen everyone, I have a plan. Brayden assigned me team leader for this adventure and now that Ive gotten over getting tired at bad times, I am a much better fit now than ever. This world is huge into roller coasters and other fun attractions and park guests love entertainers. The park is a western and spooky park and with one of my more ridiculous inventions, I can disguise all of us into entertainers and with help from my assistant robot, make it seems like we all appear from nowhere attached to a large hook for each of us while dressed as cowgirl entertainers. This will confuse our enemies, whoever they are so that we can strike first, we are so far down, theres no way they know we are all the way down here."
I reply: "Dang Dominic! You made up a very clever plan so quickly! Im glad I incidentally dressed up properly for the situation, the enemies are in for a surprise!" "I know right! Thank you! Now be patient everyone as the process to fool our unknown enemies begins!" Krush is confused: "Okay why do we have to dress as cowgirl mascots?" "Most enemies are male for some reason, most people are straight, and its more hilarious!" After some time, we are all being "placed" down into the park near the entrance of it that nearly every peep uses, theres another main entrance at the opposite side of the park but no one uses it to get in for whatever reason..
*Meanwhile in an unknown location inside of the park in a hidden building* "Master, we have picked up some mysterious activity.: Someone without your permission hired a bunch of cowgirl mascot performers." The villain takes a sip of coffee: "How suspicious indeed, what is going on? All my minions are loyal to me and the peeps are far too afraid and broke to be able to hire all these entertainers. The only person who could since they still technically own the park is that human who lives in 2 bodies! ADAM! He would never hire more than 3-4 entertainers for one park, not since his latest Vanilla Hills park, they must be planning an ambush. Now then, please inform all minions outside of buildings to head to where all those mascots are and destroy them, I cant imagine this taking too long. In fact, Im going to have an adventure in the bathroom now. Hopefully they dont disappoint me unlike the time we took over Antarctica but not before losing 20% of our supplies because of them!" "Understood, do you need more coffee before using the toilet?" "No thanks, I dont need anymore power ups because if they fail, I have a plan to trick and then overwhelm Adam and whoever his company is. I will win mwahahahahaha!" "Got it sir." Back to the rescue squad.
We act like we`re totally not heroes sneaking into a park of mine overrun with baddies until a bunch of beast monsters come towards us. The biggest of them decides to say before trying to unmask me: "We know your games Adam, our master has made sure we know that these mysterious cowgirl entertainers you are among are here to ambush us and we wont let that happen. Identify yourself cowgirl performer! IDENTIFY!" I unmask myself and punch the beast creature: "I identify as gay, femboy, and non binary he/they!" The creature is in shock of my outfit in a way of disgust and horror: "NO A GENDER NON CONFORMING PERSON WHO WEARS STUFF THEY ARENT SUPPOSED TO! DIE YOU STAIN UPON EXISTENCE!" It is there I decide to really flex the muscles I have in this body by twisting the beast`s arm who then starts a chase with me being chased by him. I dodge numerous attacks and run through a frightened crowd of peeps who all scream at the same time as we pass by. Then, the beast stops chasing and goes off somewhere else so I decide to keep going to get away from the enemies only to come back to give them a piece of my fists and my mind! However, my plan dies quickly as the beast returns in a dune buggy which is used to plow over peep after peep: "Hey human! Watch out or I will run you over!" "What a cruel twist of fate, gotta get running faster and faster, bye bye!" As the sounds of peeps screams & cheering in reaction to being run over keeps going, the dune buggy slow begins to close in on me so I keep running harder and harder as much as I can in order to get away while knocking out with single punches several enemies as I pass through.
The punching does slow me down but I keep running as fast as I can: "Looks like your having trouble catching up! In your face!" "Dont you dare insult me, Im going to catch up and get you you human rat! I will crush you till your organs entirely break apart but by then you will be dead so you wont feel a thing as I crush your corpse and everything you have on you right now!" "Hey at least I consider the possibility of losing in some sort of battle or chase! We shall see who wrecks who eventually!" "YOURE TESTING MY PATIENCE JUST SLOW DOWN SO I CAN KILL YOU!" "No butt breath, Im gonna keep running and running!" The beast sees ahead of me and smirks: "Well I hope you know how to jump over a fence while keeping the same speed up!" My smile turns into a frown: "Uh oh, I thought I could outrun you and force you to give up chasing me but I guess not! In fact, Im going to stop now!" I stop and pull out my sword with my own smirk and his smirk transforms into an expression of horror: "You have a sword?! I wasnt told you own a sword.." I just wave as I destroy the dune buggy before running off to the nearby Cowboy Vampires coaster or whatever its called.. The beast who I would come to know as Derek the Demolisher manages to catch up to me and chases me onto the dang roller coaster: "Are you nuts? This roller coaster is pretty tame to an extent but this is insane!" "I dont care, Im going to kill you as we ride this roller coaster over and over till your body is disfigured and you're dead!" "Well lets see how well you can fight on a roller coaster then I guess! Also why do most of the enemies I face want to murder my face? Itd be better for nefarious plans to just keep me alive.." "I dont know and I dont care! I am going to enjoy this!" That is when I punch him in the face before using fire magic on the area I just hit: "Arrrg! It burns! It burns ow ow ow!"
He then twists my arm harshly: "OUCH! That hurts! But I still wont surrender no matter how much pain you throw at me! Take this!" I poke him and his reaction gives me time to pull his hair as we begin to drop. I am whoohooing as he is screaming in panic before revealing he has laser eyes. "I dont need to brutally rip your skin off to get you dead! My laser eyes are why Im 5th in command! Now watch as I do to you what has made people of this world surrender to us very quickly, the laser torture!" I point out: "We are on a roller coaster with a lot of turns so this isnt going to be as easy as you think it is." "I WILL SHOW YOU EASY! Say goodbye to that pink princess dress of yours that makes me want to apply eye bleach! It ends here now!" That is when a turn throws his off and I punch him in the throat area. "No! Not there! You will pay dearly for that, I will make sure of it with these laser eyes." "Laser eyes you say? Hmm, I wonder what will happen if I send water or something towards them. You really need to use your brain more, I promise you that it would be very helpful." "You wouldnt dare!" "Oh I dare! Lemon juice spray surprise!" I time it just right to send it out right after a turn dazes him and there it all goes, into his laser eyes which revert to how they are most of the time but very red and kinda frightening to look at. "AAAAAAA! MY EYES THEY BURN NOOOO!" I use the chance to attack him over and over again until we reach the station. I manage to get off and teh coaster is sent through again with a screaming Derek still on it!
After that, I spot a western style bar built for some reason, I never put a bar into the park ever.. Its not even something you can build in game to begin with so I know its the doing of the baddies, who else would it be but why a bar of all things? I get my answer as I enter the bar with a bottle being thrown at me, there are a lot of angry drunk beast creatures in the bar drinking, arguing, and so on.. The creature who threw the bottle at me yells: "Look at who we have here boys! A trespasser who shouldnt be here! Whats put our differences aside and get him! Whos with me?" They are all and soon enough all kinds of things are being thrown at me so I slice and dice as much as I can with my sword before suddenly, they stop throwing stuff and some start shooting at me with their guns. I block pretty much every gunshot until they cease before a bunch of the enemies slam pile me, squishing me in an attempt to kill me without having to actually punch me or anything like that. "Cant… breath.. Again.. Help.." "Aint no help coming, you are stuck in here with us until you die and we throw your body into a big dumpster! Youre the first intruder in 2 weeks, drink up boys for once we win, we are going to party over your dead body before disposing of it!" "Not fair.." I mentally connect with the quantum leap technology to teleport myself to the outdoor back of teh bar where there is no one. From inside I can hear yelling of: "Where did he go? Alright men, lets get him!" After taking a break to restore my breathing to how it should be, I turn my attention towards finally fighting back properly.
I run back into the bar with a new determination, I put away my sword and shout: "Hey buttheads! Im over here and Im confident I can eventually take all of you down just using the strength of my physical body combined with my brain power!" I manage to use air guitaring as a means to tickle several enemies at different times before punching them! About 10 go down completely in 2 minutes and I motion more enemies to coem at me, I sustain quite the beating but I double my knocktalities in a minute. "You ever heard of a warrior who also knows how to fight without any weapon object? If you dont well heres your lesson on current ongoing history that is being made as we fight!" I headbutt several enemies and exclaim: "Geez its easier to fight all of you than just one, you all behave like a hive! That isnt good for you in this fight! That fact will continue to become more clear as time goes by!" Derek from earlier manages to get over here quite weakly yelling: "I found you and IM going to get my revenge!" That spirit of his lasts for only another 5 seconds as he is crushed by the crowd of angry drunk beasts. He ends up just leaving defeated and hurt before collapsing on the sand nearby. With no central leader to command them all, the creatures just keep getting their butts handed to them by me, it is quite sad actually. It just becomes an automatic system of sorts eventually, the pain Im getting doesnt even bother me that much anymore, I know its there but with my armor on, they arent very effective and I can ignore this kind of pain.
I cant help but feel pity: "None of you are in the state to think about how to attack me, you just attack me, its very saddening, I wanted a challenge but after I was nearly squished to death, I havent had a challenge at all, all enemies Ive fought today have been pushovers, its very disappointing, some individuals can still operate well while drunk but clearly none of you are a part of that group. I dont plan on getting drunk ever personally, I have autism and a creative mind, thats enough of a unique mindspace for me so yeah. Its like all of you are trying but fall short of being successful very easily at this point which is making this fight very boring, the pain Im ignoring is one of the few things keeping me from drifting into boredom completely! Not to mention the fact that you all try to punch my chest only to hurt your hands because my armor stops you from harming me there. All of you are big scary muscular beasts but not a single one of you can put up a good fight." After that I just defeat them over and over again as expected until all of them are defeated. A person claps and says with acoustic guitar in lap: "Congrats to you, I am impressed. You beat all other regulars to this bar but me, I havent had to battle anyone in any way in so long, I hear youre quite good with a guitar, why dont you show me what you can do, if you win, I wont report anything to my master but if you lose, your mind will be lost in confusion forever!" "I accept! I would summon Player of Impending Doom to aid me but all my duel monsters are fighting a war on Earth and space in another universe against nutjobs who want to control and infect their entire universe! Now then, lets dance! I wanna see what you can do with that acoustic guitar of yours so you go first!"
He begins playing with mostly G minor chord country style and sings: "In a barren wasteland, theres so much opportunity in the emptiness. And I ride all night with the one I love to that place to start our future together. We take the road through the woods then over the lake and into the desert, knowing we will be there soon. My victory in life and actually today is there, gotta keep strumming, gotta keep going. They say Im crazy, no belief that I can turn a barren wasteland into a wonderful place to raise a family but I wont give up on my dream, I wanna build a theme park out there for my family in the name of my master whose evil gives me more and more power. I am unstoppable, come on and join us as we create a happy future for ourselves that will be exclusive to us. Now its your turn to sing." I start strumming some fast Hard Rock vocals: "I dont need to be loud, I dont need to scream to tell you these words today! Feel the power of rock n roll, it gives rest to my soul! I love someone too, a artist with such great understanding and tolerance! Wanna move to another part of Cincinnati and spend the rest of my life with him! I dont care that we have differences because the ones we have arent a problem to us! Oh yeah I wanna kiss him! He is like a lovely flower, makes my role in existence almost complete! From Great Barrington, hes from one heck of a place as am I! Dont need to raise children but we both wanna adopt a child and make their life much better than it would otherwise! The metal inside gives me confidence, the love I feel boosts my compassion, the practice I do increases skill at things, the punk inside wants change and coexists with my kindness! You cannot easily take me down, inevitably, we`re all not unstoppable but it so often feels like we are! No need for typical song structure, saying the same things twice through improvised song consistently is almost impossible but it isnt completely, I can feel the beliefs I hold guide my mind and my heart! Yeah I wanna be with my amazing boyfriend in person, in my world, hes my priority, my favorite person, my special someone!"
"Well done, you managed to beat me fair and square now I will let you go to do whatever you are going to do next! Im not on your side but we had a deal." That is the end of that situation, I am surprised he admitted he thinks I won that, he was great too himself and my pondering dies in favor of me responding to a non verbal challenge by someone with a powerful looking gun as I get back near the park entrance I was dropped in near. "So you want to duel like in the old west days correct?" "Yes oh yes! I wanna show these peeps afraid of my master what I can do on my own to spread more fear mwahahahahahaha! Now give me your best shot!" "Hahaha, shot. Sorry but I have a warning for you: dont bring a gun to a swordfight!" "Its the other way around you brain dead homosexual!" "Nah dude, its a swordfight no matter what you think! And your insult is kinda whatever for me, Im choosing not to care as I am here to show you that I can beat your marksman skills with my warrior skills if all things go to plan!" "If things? Come on now, you should be more like a man and be more confident you disgusting gender destroyer!" "I dont have to take your destructive criticism into account for anything goober. F*** toxic masculinity, f*** it and most certainly f*** off with the be a man excuse! I do not align myself with being manly, Im more androgynous thank you very much!" He fires a shot at me and I slice it in half with my sword: "CICADA!" "Why are you saying that? Nevermind, that crazy voice you did annoys me!" "Okay I will be more annoying now!" I stick out my tongue as I just let the bullets come at me, shocking him especially when he notices that Im not very harmed from the gunfire: "What is this witchcraft?" "Wrong branch of magic! Its my armor so maybe dont try to shoot me in the belly or chest! My beautiful pink princess dress hides the armor completely, you may have torn some holes in it but the fabric is self repairing thanks to tiny robot creatures so small you have to see them with a microscope to see them at all!" "Not futuristic technology, them kids had enough with modern technology, I hate kids and I hate you f*****!" I then attack him yelling: "Bazinga!"
He proceeds to shoot towards my head to attack my brain, instantly killing me but I slice the bullet in half as well in such a short time, even shorter than the song You Suffer by Napalm Death! "You pathetic young man, I will end you with this gun of mine because in America where Im from, they let me get away with doing insane things with this gun! News flash, your world isnt the only world with the greatest country ever!" "Eww a nationalist, you take patriotism way too far! Im assuming the United States is no longer a country in this world. And Im also guessing that this park is actually in the desert within it and Mexico. You should be fighting for the United States ya know." "Yeah well my master is better than even the true current president who now serves as governor of the American State! Surprised he even bowed down to master but it maks me very happy!" As we talk we exchange attacks too not just words. I look away for a second and he uses it to nearly get me but Im faster and destroy the bullet by slicing it into many teeny tiny pieces. "How did you?" "Ive had intensive precision training with a lot of help over time now carry on trying to kill me!" "Ive had it with you! Dark Evolution!" The nationalist human turns into a mutant creature of some kind surrounded by darkness: "Witness my greatest form, Gorganan stopped by a week ago and gave me this form mwahahahaha! You will perish now, no one has survived after I transform into this, 80 individuals have fallen through this and you will be victim 81!" "My power detector indictates that you arent very strong compared to me still, you need time to really bring out your new powers and this fact will be your quick and simple downfall! Now then here we go! Sword Illusion!" I create an illusion of many swords which the enemy tries to take down with pure evil energy but by the time the real one has been revealed, he is getting blasted with some of my own power, emphasis on some. Once hes defeated, I continue to back towards the entrance and manage to meet up with the others. A mysterious figure cloaked in shadow approaches us, taking their time to get over to us, no care from them at all.
They stop very close to us and speak: "I am disappointed in my minions who were supposed to win this battle for me but as far as I can see, all of them were defeated. Just who are you people? I must have seriously underestimated each of you and now will fight all of you one on one, defeating you without any of you knowing my true identity. I challenge you first Adam, I am more than ready to counter your sword and guitar stuff now that Ive had a nice long bathroom break and a cup of coffee." I pull out my guitar ready to use it on him "I know what you like doing with that guitar so I brought some earplugs with me, the noise based damage you & others use as far as I know has been a huge problem for others with nerfarious plans! Dont bother with the sword either, I can get out sword proof armor far superior to yours! That means youre defenseless! Mwahahahaha! I win!" I laugh myself: "Me defenseless? What is this, a comedy show! I will prove you wrong! Enjoy my little friend the knuckle sandwich!" I punch them back hard: "Not bad but I am so powerful, I am not even going to fight back, lets see if you can do much when Im wearing such powerful armor! Eventually, you will exhaust yourself trying to defeat me and I will snatch that victory right from you!" "I will have you know that I have spend many hours learning how to fight without music, magic, or any weapon! I even can do great physical hand to hand combat while needing to fart and take a poop, I sure have spent much of the past year and a half well!"
"I hope you arent bluffing because if you are, you are just going to embarrass yourself just like Derek The Destroyer the one I saw out of it on that wooden wild mouse coaster did 2 weeks ago! I have been extremely disappointed in my employees as of late, each of them you all fought seem to have gone down very easily, I thought I trained them to be better than that but what can you do? I have no need to express my hatred towards all of you openly when threatening to destroy all of you is satisfying enough for me." I then drop kick them followed by punching several times in notable weak spots for human beings at least, and then elbowing their stomach area hard! "Ouch! That really hurt! Who are you? You went through the armor effortlessly, I might actually lose here so Im going to have to fight back! Take an atomic wedgy!"
I reply: "A wedgy huh? Love to break it to you that theres just one flaw in that little action of yours, what I wear underneath my dress isnt very elastic at all, in fact its very secure in place! And now its time for me to slap yo wrist!" As they try to pull a wedgy on me, I slap their wrist, forcing them to stop the action and react with: "So this is going to be how it is huh? This is why I let my employees/servants/minions do the dirty work because I cant stand fighting anyone even more than them failing epically!" "Well you are quite sad and disappointing yourself! By now, a villain would be putting up a good fight or charging up a big attack but not you. In that case, I think its about time to take you down for good using only my muscles and some brain power!" I block a punch by grabbing the hand and then squeezing it: "Im not one for violence but if its necessary than I guess I have to do it. You really should have used your bathroom time to better prepare for facing me." "Funny story actually, Im new to being evil so Im not pulling off the best I could, that wont stop me from destroying you but at least I can explain myself unlike with every other enemy ever. In this world, individuals are largely so much physically weaker than you are, thats also a bit of an issue." I pull a double whammy and a bunch of other attacks: "Woopow! You underestimated me and by extension us because we can all fight better than you and your minions have been today, Im really sad that the conflict part of the adventure will end here with just a few more blows, you look so weak now." "Darn it darn it! That coffee was bad coffee and it is partly to blame for my poor performance in battle." "Save the excuses, you took over my park and terrorized my park guests, it is only fitting that Im the one to take you down. If theres a next time, use your brain better and then maybe you will actually be able to defeat me, fighting you and your lackeys feels like an almost complete waste of time when we could have easily summoned a duel monster and use that one duel monster to beat everyone including you with the way y`all have been fighting." More fighting action later and he is on the ground completely unconscious.
Dominic sends him off to a rehabilitation jail that specializes in reforming its prisoners and reintroducing them as new people in society, that mysterious villain will fit right in after only a day or 2 once the workers there are able to find the cause for the harm they have done. After this, park operations resume after I help the others reassure my guests that things are going to be okay now, no long term damage was done as far as we know, the vibe is back to how it was before this park was overrun by evil beings. *Meanwhile at that jail* "Welcome to your new home, the padded one, you will stay here until we can get to reforming you. The state government has mandated we put all inmates in these rooms, we would defy the rule if we could but we`d be in big trouble if we did so we are trying our best here. Your delicious 1st lunch while here will arrive shortly, we have an excellent chef on site who makes so much amazing food daily." The still cloaked villain says loudly on purpose: "My stay wont be too long, just you see! Mwahahaha!" A prison guard enters the area nearby and notices a forming fog of darkness, urging others to come check it out: "Look, theres this strange darkness forming but where is it coming from?" Another guard shrugs: "I dont know, must be another of those pranks from the most rowdy of everyone that was sent here. I consider quitting after every single one of those pranks before reminding myself the good we are doing here. In an hour, our guests will be able to come out of their cells and socialize for 2 hours, there will be no escaping from here no matter what, we actually work with our inmates on all issues one on one unlike at other places. The death penalty is not used here at all no matter what, we`ve reformed people who did very serious crimes you know after all? There is nothing to be worried about."
"Uh but I think the darkness is growing still.. This doesnt seem like a prank at all, when was the last time any inmate has access to whatever could pull off making this growing fog of darkness? One of our inmates is far more dangerous than we ever thought possible, that must be the case but who? Every single one of them is absolutely despicable and wicked. But the pay is good and the job is fun so Im not concerned enough to straight up quit." An inmate walking towards their cell after an approved bathroom break just has this blank stare and the first guard calls on them: "Hey, are you okay? You dont seem to be very there at all." The inmate replies with a voice that isnt theirs: "Guards, do you have a problem that Im dreaming about how I will break out of here and destroy you?" "We can just work it out and what happened to your voice?" "Thats not important, just do what I want and I will walk away from here not causing any destruction." "Im sorry but we cannot allow you to leave." The inmate grins "Well then, its time to stop playing hide and seek! Dont try to stop me as I do this! *unlocks cell door for cloaked villain*" "NO dont! That person took over his entire world!" "That person? What if I told you that Im that person? I am borrowing this fool`s body so I can escape!" 2nd guard shouts: "Red alert! We have a escaping inmate who wont negotiate with us!" "That red alert is the least of your worries, I am going to escape in my body with the shadows that have consumed this very area! Mwahahaha! There will be no stopping me when none of you can move!" 1st guard exclaims: "Im stuck! Cant move!" The villain quietly makes his escape and returns to Ghost Town to enact his revenge.. *transition back*
Everything is back in order fully, we have torn down the bar and sent all of the defeated enemies to that jail as well through the quantum leap technology. However, the sky turns dark and Dominic becomes alert: "Everyone, the sky turning this dark is bad news. We must immediately prepare this park for immediate evacuation. Adam, you own this park so you must lead the evacuation." Through the loudspeaker we helped installed, I say to all park guests plus workers: "Attention Ghost Town guests and staff members, the sky has become dark, a very powerful force of evil must be approaching. Please do not run. Evacuate to anywhere thats safe immediately, if you are on a ride, stay on till its over, if youre in line get out, if youre eating or drinking finish as soon as you can, and if youre anywhere else, finish up whatever you are doing quickly. All janitors: suspend cleaning duties immediately and help get our guests to safety. Mechanics and vendors, make your way to safe places as soon as you are done. Other employees, immediately leave this instant. This is going to be an intense battle, we have no idea who is coming to get us at this time." The evacuation is completed just in time for the mysterious villain to return, Blaze says: "Hey stinky, why are you back so quickly?" They respond: "Ive been released on good behavior, I rejected being evil in favor of being good, I just want to make up for what Ive done to you and everyone else." "Nah, youre lying! I can feel it in my fur! Grrrr!" Blaze shows his teeth snarling which is almost completely out of character for the anthropomorphic wolf. "Calm down, lets all just calm down! Okay, you got me, I was lying so I could get a further advantage!"
I ask: "Are you saying that youve had a hidden advantage this whole time?" "Oh yes! The very advantage that allowed me to escape from that poor excuse for a prison! Revenge is on my bucket list! All of you are in my way of complete world domination! Before we get things exciting for once, I wish to explain why I wanted to take over the whole world! But even before I explain that, I want to reveal myself to all of you, you are especially going to love what my true identity is, Adam!" The figure takes their robes off and waves away the darkness cloak to reveal a evil half beast half peep version of the RCT3 Park Inspector who inspects all RCT3 parks and can be named random shish.. I respond in shock: "But youre the park inspector, what have you done?" "Mwahahaha! Surprise! Miss me! Its been a while since I helped you in battle, thats why I knew about your sword and guitar without even knowing how you managed to defeat all regular patrons to that bar I ordered be built after pressure from Derek The Destroyer. I dont know what you did to Derek either but I knew you are indeed a formidable foe, I decided to deceive all of you by hiding my identity and pretending to be a overconfident and weak villain who somehow managed to nearly conquer this entire planet." "Since when were you good at fooling others?"
"I took acting class in college for 2 years! Now for my backstory! I heard about how much fun the forces of good and evil were having, feeling left out of course. And thats when it whispered to me: to join them and become more powerful than I could have ever possibly dreamt. I accepted the offer and embraced the darkness but I didnt want to use the power I gained for any conquests or battles just yet, I had better plans. Using all the money in my wallet, I bought a bankrupt amusement park, one of the many struggling Vanilla Hills parks and invested a lot into it. I worked hard to gain the trust of all my employees disguised as someone else and made sure the profits kept coming in and then bought another park and kept doing this until I had a lot of secret properties and hidden army. I soon had the funds to buy a lab that specializes in mind control technologies, with it under my control, I brainwashed all my employees and every politician in power that I could manage to. From there, I began taking over every single country through my brainwashed minions and numerous invasions. Now all there is left is to crush the resistance this park has had against me ever since I took it over." "You took over the world without using powers you gained? But why?" "Simple, so that way no one could ever know what kind of abilities I have! Youre lucky you were able to harm me at all earlier Adam!" Dominic has had enough hearing the crazy talk from the villain, punching the villain in the face: "I am a chill scientist but today I am also an angry revolutionary fighting against an evil imperialist! Power to the people!"
The park inspector is not entertained or very engaged: "That hurt as much as a feather would. Boring. Now let me show you a real punch!" The revenge punch sends Dominic backwards: "Oh so you want to fight huh? I will use the power of mathematics and science to try to put a stop to you!" "You have no idea how true the words try will turn out to be you worm!" Dominic conjures up a holographic keyboard of sorts and rapidly types into it before slamming multiple keys, creating an attack against PI: "Glitch! A move I learned years ago back in Miitopia! It was the start of my rise to be a powerful fighter on my own! It combines computer science with battle in order to create a glitch that actually hurts a physical being such as you or the many monsters that have fallen to its power!" "How cute! Youre such a nerd and I hate it! I am better than you and your wiz kid skills, I assure you that much! I can copy some moves so I will now copy yours and make it better and faster! Dark Glitch!" Dominic is once again knocked back: "Ow! Thats not fair! I heal myself through a similar move to Glitch! Next I will use use of my 3 formulas that I can unleash on enemies since Im all leveled up in the scientist job of Miitopia! This should do something! I make them and mix em all together to bring them out all at the same time!" Myself and some others pitch in through a friendship assist thing in order to make the attack more powerful and Dominic also shows off for Krush to double the original power of the combined formulas! Now that is what we call friendship making one stronger! Oh yeah! PI looks pretty surprised as Dominic runs right at him with formula in hand before throwing it right in his face, all of us watching are amused by this turn of events! "I barely felt a thing, you really need to come up with something better than that! I dont need to copy any moves to beat you and the others part of your group when I have my own dangerous attacks already! Torment Twister!"
The park inspector becomes a spinning tornado of dark energy that comes right for Dominic but Dominic has a plan: "Freeze ray!" His freeze ray much more powerful than any ever made before is able to turn the PI into a solid block of ice. Dominic walks away skeptical that he has truly won this battle for us and no one should bash him for being that way, he is extremely intelligent after all. Darkness cracks the ice, breaking it in an instant and Dominic calmly stares with a chill expression, our enemy cruelly giggles: "Its really funny that you are so calm, its almost like youre accepting your fate or youre sure you can hold out against me for a long time! Now then, let me destroy you with Magical Grinder! I dont care how I get rid of you, I just want you gone and to see you dead in some way!" Dark magic combines into a literal human sized grinder on wheels that quickly heads right for Dominic, Dominic pulls out a ray Ive never seen before: "If I keep using all my inventions against you in an attempt to beat you, we will be here a while if Im not defeated just by the number of times I would fail to be the victor. So my secret weapon that combines the power of each of my weapon inventions is perfect, if this doesnt work then I have lost today and hope that I can survive." The grinder is destroyed by the ray but PI says: "I hate it bring this to a close for you but its time I beat you! Your ray is aimed right at me turned on but is doing no damage to me! You really thought that you can defeat me didnt you? Your dreams of victory will be killed before I end you after I defeat the others on your little pathetic team! I dont even need to name a specific attack to claim victory against you, I will have you screaming in agony and shivering in terror constantly after this!"
He ruthlessly breaks Dominic`s ray before blasting the scientist with dark energy while physically beating him up too.. That is a horrible way to be defeated and it gets worse as the PI starts taunting Dominic and increasing the intensity of his physical and magical attacks.. The aftermath does indeed leave Dominic shaking and screaming.. "Mwahahaha, that was fun! Now for my next victim! ADAM!" I tell Blaze: "Hey bud, take Dominic with you and run as far as you can, the park inspector will eventually find you but at least while you remain far from him, you can comfort Dominic as you are the best in the team for doing that and also help stop any darkness trying to take over his mind." Blaze nods, carries Dominic, and dashes off like a flash of lightning. PI then literally lures me to right in front of my wooden coaster, the 21st Century Gold Rush: "You see that roller coaster of yours that you made? If you try to run, I will have no choice but to destroy it. I know how much it means to you, I could sense the passion you had while building it. I will look forward to destroying it or you! Oh and if you even start trying to run at any time, I will just teleport away and destroy the wooden coaster from high above!" I sigh: "Okay, I will fight but if I win, you cooperate fully with us. Since Dominic`s best wasnt enough, I have to rethink my strategy, you know about my fists, sword, and guitar pretty darn well so I know I cant use those to defeat you! So Im going to use random shish on you plus something you know practically nothing about! Lets just get to the chase! Let it rip! Go, Burn Wolf! Ultimate Mode! Im not messing around by toying with you, you are seeing the full power maximized by the latest in cutting edge of Beyblade so cutting edge the technology that enhances Burn Wolf is pretty classified! Now then, combined special move! Burn Wolf Tearing Strike! This special move combines the best of each of the 18 special moves I have created with Burn Wolf! You are in for it so ha take this!"
The power of Burn Wolf is so high I can very much feel the vibrations of my bey as they run above the desert sand, managing to expertly avoid falling into the canyon. Burn Wolf launches high into the sky before striking the park inspector from way high above with incredible speed, force, and power! In fact, the attack is so strong, I am forced to return Burn Wolf after the attack connects. PI just says: "Impressive, you did some damage now lets see you try to defeat my Dark Ghoul Horde attack! These creatures should be the end of you permanently!" I take a deep breath and do something very bold and brave, squirting glitter paint mixed with glitter glue right at the park inspector, he tries so hard to get it off that his ghouls end up vanishing into thin air! "I will get you for this! You just managed to make me struggle a bit, color me impressed, in a minute, I will get this all off and then you are done!" In the meantime, I just start throwing random junk I found in the park today at him, trying to attack and slow him as best as I can, my success is minimal as he readies another attack completely unfazed almost like a robot with no emotion, just kill mode switched on.. "Wow you really are as invincible as you are in game.. Thats bad news as this just confirms what I already knew when you were on my side fighting against creatures in Cornburry on a different Earth for either of our 2 home Earths.." "Yes yes it does, hahahaha! Derek has laser eyes, mine are far worse than his! Enjoy pain!" "Nope not doing this, eat my lemon juice filled water gun!" I use up all the lemon juice fast and the laser eyes are shut down to which the villain says: "Well done, no one has managed to last against the laser eyes at all or shut them down, well done but now its my turn to truly play!" "No youre gonna have to wait for Im combining all my magic together for one attack! Magical Mayhem!"
My magic all hits him pretty hard, knocking him back slightly but of course, hes just like: "I barely felt a thing now I will feel you feel mwahahahaha! Again, you cannot run from me or your coaster goes bye bye!" "You do realize that if I win, I can just place my roller coaster back in again good as new because I saved it as a blueprint?" "Gah I forget about that! Got me on that one but now for the grand finale of my battle with you, there is nothing you can do, your best just wasnt good enough was it? Endless Veil Of Evil!" A vortex full of evil spirits opens and the spirits enter the park inspector, raising his strength, this in turn allows him to command the vortex to unleash so much evil energy upon me I am left unable to even cry out for a second, I am left on the ground defeated soon after, he then casually walks off whistling like its no big deal.. Weakly standing up, I activate my duel disk, using the solid vision to bring a life like realistic showing of what exactly that jerk is up to.. He finds Carlos near the inverted coaster I built and here is how it went. "So you defeated Adam? That scares me but Im not gonna back down!" "Be glad that I have to wait a bit to destroy you because I want to get rid of you with one attack!" In the meantime, Carlos whispers "Plifer" before snatching some junk from the PI`s pockets and hides the stuff before reappearing in front of him! This doesnt fool the menace as he says: "I felt a change in my pockets. You must have stolen some of my stuff that I was gonna use to destroy you and the rest of you fools! Arg!" Carlos chuckles: "Yes I have and now, Im gonna to break all that I have taken from you and you cant stop me ! Hehe!" The PI looks on in shock as Carlos quickly breaks all of the stuff that he yoinked right out of them exposed pockets! "Not the controlling thing! That means I just lost control over all those I have had brainwashed! You will pay for this!" He just keeps ranting on and on so Carlos quickly sets up a trap which is tested when the PI comes in closer to smack Carlos only to trip and fall thanks to the placed trap! The mii thief laughs at his expense while pointing, pissing off our foe: "You think this is funny? You will see what really is funny once I crush you! Mwahahaha!"
Carlos acts quickly, sending out all of his attacks knowing that its his best shot of winning and then he keeps on doing that, forcing the PI to do something: "Thats enough! I am already done with you! Shockwave of Misery!" Using dark energy, he sends out vibrations that end all the attacks and knock out Carlos. Teleporting away, he lets out a evil sound while searching for someone else to torment.. I feel so bad for Carlos, he got pounded just like me and Dominic did so easily.. I decide to keep watching whatever happens through my duel disk and slowly painfully make my way towards the park entrance in case we are able to pull off a comeback attack sometime. PI soon finds Krush who is completely ready for him. Krush doesnt waste any time, he just uses his best attack, the Electro Blast created by him gaining permanent control over electricity, this sends some jolts through the villain who screams: "Aaaaaaa! The electricity! It actually hurts! You will suffer for your actions soon enough, everyone of you I face ends up being more clever than the previous! Y`all should be much easier to defeat but no, I actually have to put effort in destroying you! I hate this multiverse!" "Is it shocking that you underestimated us? Or that Im putting on an amazing performance without malicious intentions packaged with positive wording now? Either way, Im not going down without putting on something people can marvel at so I will go to my limits in order to try to defeat you! Im cutting the build up stuff and getting right to things! Feel my power!" "I dont even need to use any counter moves here. Just watch!" Krush is frightened as all his power doesnt do much of anything to PI.
PI turns his head creepily: "You thought? Now I will end your suffering by replacing it with worse suffering!" Just before he can, the group of Robloxians armed with weapons that harness any strengths and powers they have directly to fight with a high tech boost that we brought with us show up and intervene only for PI to use the darkness to destroy the weapons and instantly defeat each and every one of them. Krush screams as the darkness is then used to defeat and torture him, he is left with his face in the sand.. Ender the enderman having seen all this happen from afar teleports us and says while angrily hissing and shaking violently: "You hurt my allies! Unforgivable! Face my infamous wrath as I am an enderman! I hardly get mad but when I do, whoever made me mad better back up!" "Oh please! Dark ghouls, I summon you back, take care of this creature at once! My muscles are nothing compared to my magic!" Ender however just keeps dodging attacks by teleporting at a constant rate of 2 times every 4 seconds, PI has to recall them after its been long enough to where they are too much of a drain on him to be worth keeping around so ha! "You irritating enderman, I will win against you, I will win and thats how its going to be!" "Assuming you can even get anything to hurt me when I teleport!" "Someone must have forgotten that I can teleport as well! And now that mistake of yours will sabotage you, your facial expression will be just priceless!" "But its very hard for you to hit me still!" The 2 engage in a teleporting and attacking race thing, neither able to land a decent attack, this makes them technically equal but that illusion of balance is broken when Ender sees a thick dark fog taking up all air space near the ground as it begins to form at a rapid pace: "What did you do? I cant teleport in this darkness or fight and neither can you?" "Who said I cant see in my shadows? Watch and learn!" The brawl that happens next is basically one sided and Ender is quickly defeated, knocked out completely..
"Well that was the most repetitive fight so far. Never knew a tall skinny creature could outdo me so well until I figured out what his strategy is. The Minecraft players or whoever they are are next! They cant run or hide, they dont have magical powers so there is no way they will stand a chance!" He lifts the dark fog and finds his targets right after. "Hello Minecraftians, lovely day for me to show you how much better I am than even your best stuff and skills!" The main one replies: "Nah, its a lovely day to make you regret underestimating us!" "Boohoo Im so scared! What will I ever do? Oh I know, just use my best attacks without mercy, I have enough magic reserves to fight all noobs for hours! Did you honestly think you can win against me? If so, I almost feel sorry for all of you as all of you are going to lose before you have even begun to defend yourselves from my infinite rage! PERISH!" He sends out a very powerful series of attacks, only stopping to see if any of them did anything, the dust that had filled the air as a result settles and reveals the Minecraftians decked out in OP fully enchanted Netherite armor and every other end game OP item you can imagine. "Ugh, will you ever learn? Time to use some of my full power myself!" And in the blink of an eye, the Minecraftians are defeated like it was nothing, their armor even breaks, the park inspector is on a whole other level villain wise, this is pure proof of that.. PI then goes to look for Blaze, the last individual he has to beat but before he locates Blaze, Blaze has already decided to run to the park entrance just in case having seen with his amazing sight the scenes that had unfolded as all of us before him got systematically defeated, being left unable to do much of anything and having barely scratched our arch enemy..
The fight between Blaze and PI simply is a game of who can actually hit the other as Blaze is able to move and fight so fast, he ends up enduring a lot longer than any of us! "Dang you furry wolf! Just hold still for one second! Youre driving me nuts and for that I now seek retribution! AAAAA!" His mistake was stopping to vent loudly, Blaze is able to get in quite a few hits as a result, further enraging the once respected member of the RCT3 world`s amusement safety team. "You should be smarter when facing a member of the mighty wolf species, we got floofiness and we also got bite, howl, tail, and growl! Awoo!" "I have had it with you! I must now use even more of my full power and I cant stand that fact! Dark move: Shadow Surge! Now Im not angry as I will be watching in pleasure as you squirm like a puppy should always! And with your teammates too weak to do anything, youre done for! You may have calmed down Dominic as I can clearly see but you wont be able to comfort yourself when this is over for you! Thats what you get you mutt!"
After Blaze is attacked, I manage to get right by him and weakly comfort him as best as I can leading to PI to say: "Aww how cute, the homosexual warrior who is too weak to fight comforts a now traumatized wolf person, too bad for you that it wont save anyone! Because Im sick and tired of dealing with this planet, I sense that my grip over this world is being eaten away at by resistance movements that have sprung up, the governor of the American State has even been ousted by force for example! Now you will all perish along with this pathetic planet I should have destroyed days ago! I will pull in darkness from this entire universe and crush Earth with all of it, the crushing will create so much pressure that the following will happen in order of first to last: earthquakes, tsunamis, eruptions, tectonic plates breaking, ocean water spilling away, and then a planet wide explosion that only I will be able to survive! I will make all of you watch as I build up what I need to to destroy this planet, you can now all be reunited, Im feeling a tiny bit generous while also hating all of you and this terrible planet so very much!" With a snap of his finger, those of us who arent very nearby are teleported to our general location and that leaves me to have to do something, I use a sword ability called "Snap Out Of It" to wake everyone who is knocked out. My actions are successful even though they are slow and I am still very much weak, Im at least able to still use my hands as I like to use them.. Dominic now fully alert again says: "Attention everyone, I want all of you to help me! Lets use as many of our moves as we can to defeat him! We have one last chance to stop the park inspector, we all took major beatings but Im confident that we can pull it off! Any objections? *We all shake our heads no* Okay then! Lets start with distraction moves! Adam, Blaze, and Carlos thats your cue!"
The 3 of us grin, Blaze tickles PI as I spray more glitter glue paint on him, and Carlos makes annoying but funny faces! This in turn allows Krush to surprise PI with a final electric attack! I then launch Burn Wolf and call upon the bey to use his best special move while playing simple but obnoxious punk music right by PI`s ear as PI is unable to do much due to the fact he is absorbing evil right now. Dominic was able to repair his powerful weapon so he uses it on the villain just as the Minecrafters uses their Netherite swords enchanted with Sharpness 5 and Fire Aspect 2 while being buffed up by regeneration and strength potions. The Robloxians then wack PI with a bunch of wooden signs and I realize that Regnes has left the war thats going on for some reason, I then summon Regnes to join all of us as we do the remaining attacks that we can. Regnes then goes back and we all put a stop to what we are doing, our team effort finally actually weakens PI and the fire aspect stuff is the finishing touch. PI yells: "YOU DARN HEROES DONT KNOW WHEN TO QUIT! YOU ARE DONE! I SMELL BURNING.. Im BURNING! It burns it burns! What a world! I surrender just put out the fire, I have lost so much of my power thanks to all of you, my body is unable to move much thanks to the weakening and electricity!" We all nod at each other and put the fire out.
Dominic binds the park inspector with Shadow Spell: "You arent going anywhere without us anymore. You are coming with us to Cornburry where Brayden our leader will have a talk with you. Its rare that a villain such as yourself isnt destroyed in the process of being defeated or left so hurt that its hard for one to respond or stay conscious. With my inventions, theres no way you will tell anything but the truth! Honestly, I could go for a nap right about now but that comes later! Oh Blaze! Watch this nutjob for us all, we will help get this park back together and also essentially the entire world too! Ender, do what you can to remove any servants of that park inspector from all places possible! Blaze, you will help him later! Now everyone else, we will start by getting things back in order here." We have a lunch before getting started, making PI very jealous and angry which we all laugh off. Several hours pass by and the park plus the whole world is fully back into action! It helps that I agreed to take over watch duties from Blaze 2 hours in for sure! Blaze comes back as does Ender after all that is complete. "You undid all of my work! Noooo! This isnt fair! I worked for weeks to do all that I did! You cant do this to me! I vow my revenge!" Dominic replies: "Youre still coming with us no matter how much you complain and plead, you have done wicked deeds and unless you change to be better all of the sudden, we must make sure you are held accountable and who better than our leader Great Sage Brayden to determine what we should do with you. We wont torture you, thats way too much for us. I personally prefer having you be alone in a white room, once you start breaking down youd be transferred to somewhere else of course, we arent harsh, we are reasonable." With that, Dominic activates his quantum leap band and takes us of all including our enemy with him.
We arrive to quite the scene, Kite Tenjo is wiping out a lot of virus pods using Neo Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon and Neo Galaxy Eyes Cipher Dragon. Dominic then teleports all of us into space to watch the war conclude finally, we are all in an artificial bubble that lets us breath in space in a safe space that can be transported anywhere but also not break. Count Venamous has just woken up from something and declares: "I surrender!", this leads to a chain of events that causes all of the creatures fighting for the creators to surrender and then Memock and Zenblock along with everyone else aim towards the final root source of virus pods/meteors. Brayden also is able to be in space without any gear says: "Hold your fire! We shouldnt destroy the creators, we should make sure they are in a place where they cannot start doing horrific crimes instead but the virus planet must go." General Blorgon voices objection: "We have fought for too long for this moment!" Then the ancient elders in spirit form appear to say: "All of you have done well in finally truly defeating the virus but we agree with Brayden, it is for the best that her plan is put into motion, I know she can find a place where the creators can spend the rest of existence unable to hurt anymore creatures in this universe and beyond." Dominic jumps into it: "I have an idea! I have created a pocket dimension just in case something like this happened. I have a ray for it too!" His idea is approved and soon the virus source is destroyed but the creators are sent away and the Belevolent Alliance split up, reuniting in a few days to celebrate this long awaited victory, the park inspector isnt the only villain who is being completely stopped today!
We all head back to Cornburry and Dominic gets Brayden`s attention, she answers: "What is it Dominic?" "We have captured the villain who took over the RCT3 world, the literal park inspector for all parks in it." "Ah I see, leave things to me, I will figure out what to do with him just hang tight." 30 minutes pass and dinner is served in the Galacticus where a big party is happening. Brayden gets back to us with a dazed but freed park inspector: "I want all of you to help me in reforming this villain. The RCT3 world has already found a replacement identical to this person in appearance. We must give him a shot to show that he can change and help us once again. For now, he will be knocked out for a few days and sleep in the training grounds." She then puts him where he needs to be so she can party with all of us! Of course, the noobs are all dancing to that shake your booty butt song and thanks to Brayden healing me and the others, Blaze and I join them in dancing ridiculously, can you blame us? Today has been a tough and exhausting day, had no idea the park inspector would give us such a hard time.. The party goes for several hours before we all leave to go to our homes to sleep. Next time Im on an adventure, we will be on the hunt.
Outro: Now that is what I call a chapter full of lots of twists! Disappointing enemies leads to an insanely hard to beat main villain before the whole virus situation is finally resolved! This is the start of things starting to wrap up for this story but dont worry, theres another 70k+ words worth of content to come in the future for this story, be prepared!