A Calamity In Time
Chapter 21: Back To Before
Date: September 25th, 2021
Intro: So welcome to the last chapter of this story and the only chapter I had to spend forever trying to write as the Google Doc Ive been writing it on just doesn't work very well anymore. Also, for some reason cant get on what I need to to write it on Fanfiction. Its aggravating! I need a new laptop or new internet, one of those 2! I cant live like this anymore! Oh and please enjoy the chapter I actually wrote on Microsoft Word only to find out I can make a new Google Doc and continue from there!
So existence has gone through some changes in the aftermath of the defeat of Gorganan aka Future Fluffy and the Shadow. For one, all timelines tampered with have stabilized back to how they were with some differences. In addition, timelines can now split apart without one being dragged into the void which is a really good thing. Then of course, that moment where we raced through Kings Island fighting Future Fluffy ceased to happen which is a great thing for me and my life. I would go on but that would be boring and a complete waste of time. So I will just get into the final concert of the Raging Rockstars. In Miitopia, a small number of people(few hundred) wait for us to get to the Tower of Dread to perform. Our popularity crashed after 2019 as the mainstream finally left us alone for the most part so it was a relief to have just this amount of people show up. We cooly intro things before performing a bunch of songs but with the last song, I take a minute to talk: "Now did y`all have a great time? We are disbanding after this concert and well, we have just one more shorter song for you! I dont know where Austin found the song. Correction even he has no idea why it played randomly last year but now we`re covering it! Its called A Calamity In Time! Lets rock this joint one more time!"
"A calamity in time! Nothing makes sense, everything`s changed and it sucks! Wake up to a altered reality, unsure of why! Friend turned foe, foe turned timeline upside down! Headbang like it really matters when reality is at stake of being altered forever! Original timeline in peril, one must never mess with time! The heroes, they come back to fight once again! United by common goals and beliefs, they shall combat the darkness back together! Motivation has never been needed this much before! Respect those who seek to fix problems that destroy everything! A calamity in time, you know what is happening now! Insanity, creativity! It all combines into a force to be weary of for those of evil! Time is a blur, crisis takes over, intolerance rises to power, but, hope lives as a fiery force that threatens the tryanny! Wake up to a altered reality, unsure of why! Friend turned foe, foe turned timeline upside down! Headbang like it really matters when reality is at stake of being altered forever! Original timeline in peril, one must never mess with time! The heroes, they come back to fight once again! United by common goals and beliefs, they shall combat the darkness back together! Motivation has never been needed this much before! Respect those who seek to fix problems that destroy everything! A calamity in time, you know what is happening now! Insanity, creativity! It all combines into a force to be weary of for those of evil! Together our hearts are one and soon this problem will be over! And its going to turn out okay!"
The crowd cheers as we finish the song off with some killer riffs before smashing some random junk. After thats done, we take bows and stuff: "Well I hope that was fun! We had an absolutely awesome time! You will see us again as we have our own projects such as my artworks that and theres cool competitions in this world! Over the past 3 or so years, our lives have gone totally out of wack and we have made so much music for ourselves and others! In fact, I heard its more powerful than we ever imagined! A moral is that expressing yourself fully is freeing even in a world that doesnt want you to be free for whatever reason. It means a lot that y`all came here to witness the last time we perform together as a band. We may jam together here and there but now the Raging Rockstars will be retired! Since our original formation, our lineup has evolved so I will give some minutes to the other members to talk too! Save your cheering and clapping till the end as today is a big day for us in more ways than one! And we`d like to get on moving after the speeches are done!" Fluffy Afro speaks first: "I didnt join till during the calamity in time but wow has it been fantastic! Pushing ourselves artistically and creatively has been epic! My compulsively on fire hair even has upped the intensity and funny in this band. I am in another band but in that band, we dont do too much considering my bandmates prefer goofing off a lot. Just last week, they added new fart sounds to their UFO since they get along much better than they used to. My point is its been an absolute pleasure being apart of the band but now its time for a new chapter in our lives which has already started! I will see all of you later and no funnies from me today, Im being serious for once!"
It is then Brayden`s turn: "Hello everyone, I am known as the Great Sage of this world of Miitopia. I led an entire team of heroes into battle many times for months while still being apart of this band. Now, I have stepped down in order for that new chapter Fluffy talked about to begin where the team has been totally redone from the bottom up. As a trans woman, I thank you for accepting me. But enough of that, our exploits as a band have gone on record to stop evil beings quite the number of times. I shall be forever grateful for this chance to be part of such an amazing band. We performed our hearts out with what we`ve done, there isnt really any song theme we havent covered except for adult stuff, that dirty stuff is for other projects. I promise to continue protecting Miitopia and beyond alongside my new training school where I train young mages to become protectors as well. That is all." Austin literally runs to the mic: "Im Austin as all of you know and I have had a incredible time being a member of the band!
While Adam and I have decided to just become friends this year given they cant handle more than one relationship, its been great performing for them and everyone else! I supported their decision to just be friends with me as they have taken a greater liking romantically to someone else and thinking of this final tour and disbandment thing. Im cool with whatever happens! I just want to have fun and be responsible in my life, thats all! I will talk to you later!" Dominic teleports himself to where Austin just was(he ran out of the way): "It is I hard working but also extremely chill needs a nap scientist Dominic! Its been real chill and thrilling in this musical congregation of living beings. No idea that I would never desire a nap while recording songs & what not! I am still a scientist so I made some decisions for our group for scientific thinking & technology in mind. As in tech that is new and groundbreaking! Thats all I have, I wanna sleep!"
Carlos slowly drags a now sleeping Dominic out of the way: "Sorry about Dominic! He hasnt gotten a nap in 2 days! He will be okay! Hehe and I dont want your stuff! Seriously, I just came here to rock & all that! Will probably eat too much candy after this but thats alright! Eh I dont wanna talk more but hey its been really fun being apart of the Raging Rockstars! We`re all going to teleport to Cornberry now! Signed things are backstage for all of you featuring holographic prerecorded messages! Bye!" And then we`re out & back in Cornberry. Myself & most of the others head for our house where Blaze is waiting for us. I pet the adorable walking and talking red wolf: "Have you been a good wolf while we were away?" Blaze pants heavily: "Yeah I have! Awoo! I packed most of our things and ate candy but didnt make any messes!" "I knew you would say that Blaze! And here is a reward! *pulls out a gummy bone*" The fursona character makes quick work of the bone and says: "Thanks so much Adam! My intitution saw that coming! Well my nose did. It smelled so good I couldnt help but be hyped! After all, it is the perfect bone shaped gummy, fits perfectly in my mouth, is very colorful, and is bone!" "I just love how compulsive we both are, our ways of talking can change at any seconds! Hey others, start packing everything else up while Blaze and I talk! You know we will join and we will join in good!"
They nod and so I ask Blaze: "Once we move to the new place later today, would you care if I took you on a walk or would you rather solve another mathematical problem in seconds first?" "Yes walkies please! I love that plan! I just hope no evil beings try to ruin our fun." "Ditto on that, I see you have your collar on already! Then again, you like wearing it a lot along with your scarf and armor! I`ll get go the leash sometime, Im really surprised you love the leash considering it makes you not move extremely fast. Nevermind, it looks adorable with all the art on it! Now lets get into the whole packing up thing! Demolishing some things will be an interesting task. That dojo changed so much for us all, going to hate tearing it down but its for the best. Brayden and others taught a lot of things in there, its even where Dominic and Dr. Duns trained in Kung Fu!" "I agree! Can we also just hang out playing with plushies after the walk? You only give me a walk once a month since you insisted that you dont want anyone to think Im not a free spirit so I want it to be extra special!" "Of course! But seriously, we gotta get packing!" Joining the others, we get to work. I pack up what still needs to be packed up in my room including my spare guitar and my other duel disks built to blend in with several Duel Monsters time periods.
The packing process is pretty standard till the demolition part which also involves a little construction to close up a gaping emptiness leading to outside where it was. Dominic grins widely now fully alert: "Its been so long since Ive gotten to destroy something! I suggest that we use eco friendly ways of demolition. As in my debris collecting portable trash can! I love using that thing. It means that even if we create an explosion to demolish the dojo which we had built for us upon coming here to move in, nothing will go to waste and no pollution will be generated!" The rest of us agree with that plan and Blaze exclaims: "I have random TNT! I will put it towards the furthest left corner from the house itself!" They do so and it does good damage, Dominic`s trash can gathers all of the blown up material in an instant. Brayden uses her powers to take down more of the dojo: "Are you sure that the micro black hole in that trash can which gives it the power to suck items in but doesnt destroy them wont destroy the planet like it almost did that one time, Dominic?" "Yes dont worry, I even tested it on an uninhabited planet, no damage done!" Austin proceeds to scream loudly, destroying more of the dojo. A few minutes later and not only is it gone but the wall that had to go with that which was part of the house was even replaced. Since the packing process is complete, we head to one of our many team ships to drop the stuff off. The rest of the team is here too and have already finished up their packing too.
Mem and Zen cry: "We`re going to miss all of you!" Dominic smiles: "Dont worry, with the adapted ARC dueling system integrated with all our communications, it will be like whoever contacts who will be in the same room with them! My brainchild! Im so taking a nap on the way to where myself and some others are moving if I dont get totally sentimental." That makes them both feel better. General Blorgon speaks on behalf of the Belevolent Alliance: "Its been a pleasure fighting alongside all of you. Each of you has done something unbelievable and we are going to really miss you. It is thanks to your help partly that the virus has officially been eliminated as a threat. We wish all of you safe travels to wherever your next destinations may be. We will keep in touch often for the safety of this universe and beyond. Its been a long time of battling evil and making unforgettable memories. Oh and the worlds you come from are for the most part so cool some of us will just have to visit soon!" The Supernoobs then speak in the order of Tyler, Shope, Kevin, and Roach: "We didnt become friends with all of you but its been really nice having you around! Its going to be boring without all of you around but we are the Supernoobs! We can make anything work! So many things have been learned and we cant wait to see all of you again!" "My calculations confirm how much of a great time its been. Some of you really get the struggles of being a girl in a world like this and I am grateful! My next project is due tomorrow and I hope saying goodbye wont affect the quality of my assignment!" "Its been super cool but why didnt I get to use many cool things from any of you? Oh right, Im rash! I admit it! The most important thing is that its been a blast!"
"I agree with all of them, my life has been changed in ways I didnt see coming! Now hit it!" That funny butt song plays as all of us take off in our various ships. I am riding on the ship with all my stuff, the miis, Blaze, and Captain Blaster on board when Captain Blaster yells: "To Quantum Leap beyond light speed we go! Woohoo!" I am not secured enough for this so I am sent way back. "Aaaaaaaa! This is unsafe! I think I need to throw up.. Gotta hold it in.." Relief comes when we stop and land in Galados Isle, an island off the coast of the main continent of Miitopia. In fact, we`re in the town some of us helped found 2 years ago while battling back the SDL`s forces. Waiting for us is the entire national government of Galados Isle. Its president says: "Welcome to Galados Isle! A lot of you are behind this island getting a government and we will always be thankful. I heard you were coming to move here so I had myself and the others get the town ready. All of you are heroes and while I know that many of you arent into the honor stuff, we are just trying to make you feel welcome, we`re just wanting to help you all in general. Thats enough out of me, make sure to get registered to be citizens and all that jazz, I need to stop an international incident as a broken radio plays very distracting music. I will see all of you another time. Good thing today is a very nice day out!" They and the rest of the government head off somewhere else so its time to go house hunting! The houses in town tend to be smaller in average but theres more of them and they are much more charming due to the cultural influence in their architecture. Nothing we built originally for the town is standing as last year, the town got totally redone to be more accommodating.
I am moving in with just Blaze, the houses fit 2 each and theres a lot of available houses. First we look at this pineapple house with purple as an accent color: "Too Spongebob like, we need something more original." "Awoo! I want originality too!" "Good but you dont need to sneak in a howl all the time as adorable as it is." "I know, I just cant help myself. Im a wolf after all." "That you are, my friend. That you are. *points to cream yellow house with a sort of cartoony look.* That house looks chaotic! I like it! What do you think?" "I love it!" "Good! The government is as close to a stateless workers society as possible without being one as the kinks of that are still being figured out around here. So it provides free housing, healthcare, education, and universal basic income. The taxes are higher but businesses and rich people are made by law to pay their fair share, thereby making tax not increase as much for everyone else. This means that even if we go broke, we wont die or be sent to debtors prison and have stable housing. Im so glad that one the climate crisis on Earth doesnt have an equivalent here given much of Miitopia doesnt produce much pollution and the situation that was unfolding was fixed beginning 3 years ago. And two, they give out alternative punishments for anyone breaking the law. No prison here." Blaze nods as the 2 of us go get our stuff and move into the vacant house. We then together come up with how we want to decorate the place and get to work immediately.
30 minutes go by and we have finished the whole decorating thing! So homey and cozy! Even has an art workspace with a desk and all that! Dominic`s thought envisioning blueprints really helped out. "Okay so walkie now?" "Yes Blaze! I got the leash in my pocket! *puts it on* There, now youre a completely good wolf! Youre the kind of good wolf who loves your collar and leash yet doesnt see them as confinement at all. That just came naturally for you, its such an ironic thing. But anyway, Im so glad to have a pretty chill day after yesterday where I had to help save part of Minecraftia from being nuked off the map. Plus it was kinda stressful to be in those healing pods for 5 days, still havent fully recovered mentally from that experience." Blaze licks me as we head outside for the walk: "I cant wait! Wonder if we`ll see any dogs, I havent talked to any in a bit." "Thatd be interesting and really funny, I can just imagine their confusion, youre a talking, walking, and colorful wolf who is still being walked anyway! I just picture their faces right now and its super hilarious!" "Oh yeah! And dont forget about what youre wearing, not to mention what else Im wearing! Hahahahaha!" "Sometimes alarming other lifeforms without hurting them is so much fun!" As we continue talking to each other while I walk Blaze, we talk about that stuff more and a whole lot of things like how our allies/friends are doing on other worlds. In the Yugioh Arc-V universe, Yuya and friends are just having a lot of fun dueling each other without having to worry about any evil villains trying to stop them. And the pro circuit is hot thanks to Yuya having such powerful cards!
In Ninjago, the ninja continue on with their stopping villains all the time, not really thinking about the calamity in time. Over in Equestria, Twilight Sparkle and her friends among other people live in a peaceful society with no major issues at all, primarily just mild problems. New Domino City continues to advance as the signers continue on with their lives leaving their permanent marks on the world. Duel Academy has a whole new generation of students inspired by Jaden and others, pushing the boundaries of dueling for the era. The original Domino City is just very alive with Yugi facing off against Kaiba many times and Joey nearly beating the rich CEO. The Beyblade world is just continuing to push forward with new bladers all the time as legends of the past and present work together to ensure things continue to be safe for all. Meanwhile at the town of Fun Land, there is a slow transition towards a stateless society, Tom Nook has been fired and even replaced. Universe in which the Lego Movie takes place is just a colorful warped city once again, life goes on with most citizens happy. Robloxia just becomes more utopian, more games, more great leaders, more innovation! Minecraftia is getting one step closer to peace itself. RCT3 world is back in action to how it was but the park inspector is smarter than ever but doesnt really show it to players. Pokemon world is full of greater advancements in technology as more people start befriending Pokemon.
Wonderland has become a top destination all across the world its in, its even the most visited theme park, wow! Sonic and friends continue to fight Eggman as if the time thing never happened and its as interesting as ever. In the midst of all that, the new organization was made and it has a name that just about anyone can recall: B.R.A.I.N.S. The letters stand for: battling, resisting, astonishing, intelligent, non conforming, super teams! Austin and others vouched for the name and convinced everyone that its a good name. The organization runs as a collective with several divisions, each consists of some members and each one makes collective choices through voting and debating civilly. There are times where all must come together to make decisions but thats when things get really serious. It has no single leader, it only has reps who represent the team whenever they are doing important affairs. Theres nothing uncommon about having multiple roles at once, Im part of the artist and warrior divisions after all! Each division of course has unique tasks.
For instance, the art one does all the creative stuff like designing logos for things such as the B.R.A.I.N.S team uniforms which are customized for each member to suit their interests while still showing theyre part of a powerful collective that could challenge some large nations even! Everyone is considered to be an important part of the team so the individual and collective are both highly valued. The organization was formed about a month back after the end of the calamity in time. It is true that most members are now in their own worlds but each world has a secret B.R.A.I.N.S base somewhere that members of the team can actually get to easily and safely. Of course, we need to build one within Galados Isle now but Dominic has already prepared for that. Super cool to be part of an actually secret organization, the anonymity allows operations to be run more efficiently. After we talk about these things, I remark to Blaze the many epic fails on the team during the time situation: "There was the first time the Quantum Leap bands exploded and screwed us over, so glad thats not an issue anymore! Quantum Leap Alpha Mark 2 is getting us one step closer to time traveling with the bands! Another time, I nearly shocked myself while training with my sword!"
"Lets not forget the time one of my candy rays caused fart gas to come out instead of sugar vapor! I guess some gassy elements binded to the inside of it. The Wacky Clowns had a field day with that! It was so great to them that they bought it off of me and got ice cream." We talk a bit more about that stuff and then I bring up: "It was so interesting going through an interesting set of events that ends in my finally opening up the package with the badge I commissioned at IndyFurCon in it! That badge looks even better in person! Speaking of iFC, what a great time that was! I sure did represent you extremely well though I could have used quite a bit more energy! But hey, I did get quote on quote nommed on by a giant inflatable dinosaur!" "I remember that so well, even without your magical powers, we still share a neural link!" And again, we just talk about that sort of thing and our walk ends without any major incidents. Instead, we hear screaming as Dominic is sent flying from somewhere covered in chili, he falls onto the nearby beach. I unleash Blaze and put the leash back in my pocket. We say in unison: "Are you OKAY Dominic?" He gives a thumbs up while dazed: "I was trying to perfect my cloning machine so it could clone food as well without issue. Sadly, things didnt work that way as it exploded and I was sent flying out of my new backyard lab at the house I have moved into. I will get that machine fixed and perfect! With that, hunger could become nearly a thing of the past! I was about to take a nap when it exploded and I ended up here. Will head home now, see the both of you later!"
As he literally runs off, Blaze says responsibly: "Shouldnt we get the registration stuff done while we are here?" "I agree! I would have said the same thing if you didnt beat me to it! But more importantly, we just have to get the town hall, sign, and read things. It shouldnt be too long since around here, contracts are very simplified and all that. Theres a rumor they even consider any life form a citizen of somewhere by default! This place rules! A front yard by the ocean, no worry about our needs that much, and so much more. Plus its nice out most of the year! Tropical islands are fun! We should have moved here sooner!" And with that, we run to the town hall and get all that stuff taken care of, no more detail needed. Meanwhile, Brayden and others are building the new secret base underneath Dominic`s lab and such. We actually go ahead and join them in doing that task once the registration stuff is dealt with and we get some lunch to eat. Pizza by the beach is fun! Anyway, Im actually very useful as I can cut up things with my new scientifically advanced sword! My old sword got so broken its still being fixed and will probably go into a hidden complex thing under the town of Fun Land.
The Axis Beyblade parts were all retired and put in there along with other powerful objects from our times fighting evil. Heck, the whole thing has a bunch of mazes and challenges to ensure no evil beings gain all the power within it. But the Pen of Physics isnt in there yet and wont be till clean up from the Gorganan situation is completed. And it is quite the process. Most of the cleanup is done and most of the damage was already gone in the first place. However, some worlds are still scarred, a fact I forgot to mention earlier but Im sure its okay. 2 hours pass until the secret base thing is at last complete! Its a state of the art facility with high tech security and everything! Now isnt that neat! As I go crazy over how great it is, let me fast forward to the first ever mission selection in this new base. Dominic says having come down after fixing his machine and cleaning himself up: "Hey everyone! You all did a great job so much so that Im mezmorized, my urge to nap will be gone for half an hour! Theres been some unexpected activity on multiple planets detected on the new and improved situation tracking system! A world of cotton candy seems to be about to be eaten by a race of hungry swamp monsters and the world`s citizens are in mortal peril. Then theres the small jungle world that radiates energy coming from one or more number cards as some people with evil auras clear out part of it. Someone is trying to nuke part of Minecraftia again. The Animal Crossing world is being invaded by extra scary evil robots with dollar sign logos. So who wants to go where to help?"
I immediately say: "I volunteer to go to the small jungle world and will stop whatever is going on even if I have to live in the wild for an entire month!" Dominic replies: "Okay but first we must see if anyone wants to come with." Blaze raises their paw: "Alright then, lets vote on sending both of them to the small jungle world. Who besides them is in favor. I know I am in favor but dont let that change your vote." A majority are okay with the choices: "Thats a yes! Before you two headed off into the jungle, lets give you both some jungle survival training in case you end up there for a while. Oh wait, is a majority okay with that too? Remember: we must consider all perspectives here and dont have the time to debate right now on this, the things picked up are too critical." Again, a majority are cool with sending us out there after a few days of jungle survival training. Our training begins in the morning. For now, we are dismissed to go off to do whatever we want till the morning. That reminds me, let me talk about some other missions Ive been on! Greenhorne was almost overtaken by fascists but I signed up for the resistance army in order to beat them out of power. Fascism will not be permitted any place I can stamp it out or really anywhere else but I can only help enforce anti-fascist stuff in a part of existence. It was a wild battle, the fascists even tried to slaughter all of us at the same time but Dominic retrieved a copy of the Crash Bug virus and used it to destroy their computers. After that, they were absolutely done for.
Another situation called for nuclear cleanup in RCT3 world, I wore the whole hazmat suit thing as Dominic showed me how to clean up nuclear waste and then I of course helped out. Many times, the citizens of worlds with extraordinary issues must have aid from the likes of us, its literally in the hero job description. That infiltration mission that brought down capitalists in the now divided into smaller countries Pirate Republic was super sweet, they didnt know we were there till we got em good. Thats only some of the 10 missions Ive already been a part of, we upped our game with planning time. Heck, training isnt done as much anymore considering how much all of us went through. The day would continue on with being mostly chill, Blaze and I even do play with our plushies and watch cartoons until a alarm goes off signaling the arrival of some villain. Step out of the house and see the villain hovering with a bunch of gadgets: "Oh great! I thought today would just be a chill day. Good thing I brought my sword with me! I may have lost my powers but Im sure I will get some form of magical powers again one day but that matters little right now! Who are you and what do you want? We want to keep watching cartoons but youre in the way of that!" The villain laughs: "I am here to spread to joys of capitalism by forcing you into crippling debt and jail!" "Is my watching of Johnny Test in any way related to how things have gone today somehow? And have you lost your mind? You cant just fly in going on about how you will for sure beat me. You capitalist need to go away, its okay to make a profit but hogging money and mistreating workers goes way too far." "I will never surrender! Freeze ray!" Blaze and I both easily dodge the freeze ray only for the villain to get us with stun ways.
Blaze yells: "We just fell for one of the oldest tricks that we ourselves have used many times!" I add: "It is extremely ironic. However, we still wear mind helmets that are experimental, they kind of work! Now lets use our combined brain power on this person!" The villain screams as suddenly, they are attacked by a whole lots of numbers and art terms. "I will return much more powerful! For I am Lise the pronoun hater! I hate them & transgenderists! You bested me here but I will get my revenge in the name of my master who wants all of Miitopia`s resources under his control!" She goes bye bye and the stun effect wears off. I loudly wonder: "Just who was that?" Blaze shrugs in confusion. "Oh goodie, I think I know what to expect on our wild jungle adventure soon. Cant we ever get a break for a long while from major villains who bother to seek revenge?"
*Over in the Pound Puppies world* Mr. McLeish is in his office at Shelter 17 reading a book while rambling about hating dogs so much. A mysterious card appears before him floating: "McLeish, let the number take hold. It will grant all of your wishes with ultimate power. You wont be working for this city at this pound for much longer." McLeish stares: "I dont trust you strange voice." "You have anger in your heart, let it consume you so the number will take hold. Do as I say or I will destroy you!" McLeish is surrounded by a dark aura: "Mwahahahaha! I have all the power I want! I dont know what a number is but it sure is giving me ultimate power!" *In another location on the same world* An alleyway in London hides a team of rogue cats who have gone awol and created lots of things to use for evil. 2 cards appear before them: "Join with the numbers, become one and destroy both the Kennel Kittens and Pound Puppies forever!" They quickly accept. *On a peaceful day in Crestland in the B Daman Earth* The user of a wolf B Daman Ken Ogami is on the way to the latest Crossfire tournament hoping to meet up with his friends there and do battle. He watches as chaos unfolds with a rogue B Shot(B Daman user) and B Daman causing complete terror and destruction. "Detonate Wolg. We must stop them." "Hungry Wolf Gale Shot." *Over in West City which is another place in the world*
Riki and friends are hanging out at the local park when one of them suddenly grins wickedly with a dark aura appearing around them. They and their B Daman begin causing destruction out of the blue. *The land of Chima is having the greatest unity in its entire history* Laval and Cragger happen to be hanging out as the best of friends. That is when something falls out of the sky as do several others. They ignore it having so much fun but little did they or anyone know how much mayhem they would soon bring when found. For now, the land is stable and happy. *The Moonlands is finally at rest with Agram gone but on the Earth..* Agram hasnt had much success doing anything since his exile but now, a card appears to him and fills him with even more power. Back in the Moonlands, several innocent people and dream creatures get infected by other cards.. *Porkbelly, the main setting for Johnny Test is having its typical round of scientific chaos* Johnny, Dukey, Susan, and Mary finish cleaning up another massively backfired experiment. What they had no clue about was the possession of several major people by powerful cards, each with their desires elevated by their new power. Bling Bling Boy is on his way to try to get Susan to love him but his now twisted to be evil desires will not end well. *Suhn and its Earth counterpart are having no major issues* Rai and the other now ex Tai Chi Chasers are just having fun which wasnt entire possible till not long before. More mysterious cards appear but instead of corrupting, they enter each of the Chasers and bound with their good desires. This may be a problem with some rogue Dragonoids seeking to destroy the chasers who are mostly Tigeroids.
*A hidden location has the unknown evil villain who gained some sort of dark power after the Shadow was split plotting* "Those heroes I have heard so much about will not stop me! I wont even bother interfering with one of them in this world as he is no threat while on this planet! Ha! Another of those gender destroying angsty young adults thinking they arent male! I see it all the time! No matter, this world will be united free of socialism, communism, anarchism, queer radicals, lazy black people, greedy jews, violent muslims, helpless disabled people, people who pretend theyre mentally unstable, job stealing Hispanic immigrants, suspicious Asians, and Democrats! A capitalist utopia will come soon! I dont care if most people die due to climate change, as long as money is being made for capitalism, I am happy! I also dont care about when leftists say Democrats are just like people like me, no theyre communists and thats a fact! America has become too woke!" With the plans this crazy in the head person has, things might not be even on the brink of hard, it might be nearly impossible for him to be stopped. *Back to the heroes and blah blah blah*
Blaze replies: "It looks like no. Lets just go back inside and have more fun, we`ll worry about whatever just happened to us in the morning!" "I dont like putting it off but we got intense stuff coming up so we had better be relaxed and prepared as much as possible." We literally transition back to playing with plushies extremely quickly as we watch one of the kiddie shows that is broadcast in Miitopia! Its really well done, it feels like a mix of MLP and Johnny Test among other shows! The next ad break starts and during it, we get playful with each other. I boop Blaze`s nose and they blush: "You booped my nose! I love when someone does that, its such a small but pleasurable thing!* They then give me a hug and I react with: "Aww soft warm wolf hugs are the best! Both of us removing our armor for now was really fortunate at this moment in time." After the ad break ends, we watch the show intently as our minds shift to a different kind of mentality for the next few hours. Once the show watching is over, we get back to casual-logic space and laugh as I state: "Its super exciting to not quote on quote act our ages every once in a while!" "So true! Adulting is so boring and shifting to that kind of thing makes hang out time a whole lot more fun! Also, I smell food, I want dinner now!"
"Oh Blaze, did you hear about the casual diner with classic 50s style stuff? They got all the good stuff, I hear their malts are the best in town! We so have to go there!" "Im with you! Lets go!" The layout of the town we moved to in Galados Isle is planned so well it doesnt take long to get to the place. A server is already at the front of the place looking to seat some customers. "Hello and welcome to Billy`s Rocking Diner! Aaaaaaaaa! Is that a walking and talking wolf?" I reply: "There is no need to be afraid. For I am Kind Warrior Adam and this is BlazeWarriorWolf. We have helped save this world multiple times for crying outloud. Plus isnt Blaze just the most adorable colorful wolf you have ever seen? Gaze into their brown eyes and tell me you really can resist if this is how its going to be!" "I uhh.. Youre right! My apologies for my lack of professionalism. Just follow me. Would you like a booth or table?" Blaze and I already decided on a booth so thats exactly where we go. The booth is really nice and comfy, we get in the same side of the booth and I quickly feel a floofy tail. "Blaze, did you intentionally seat yourself so as to make sure your tail was at least kind of touching me?" "Yes! I know how much you love it and I love making others happy with my tail!"
"That is extremely so you! Now we just wait till we can order drinks. Our checks for necessities from the government wont come in till starting next week, luckily I have some spare gold coins lying around to pay for our meal." Both of us end up going with a Cherry Cola Supreme each! That sounds really good! Whats even better is they are playing lots of Miitopian rock music as the restaurant name implied it would. After getting our drinks, we try them in unison and are both extremely delighted! "Blaze, that was so good! Im so glad we both ordered it because its even better than the cherry flavored drinks they have in my world! Helps theres no actual underpaid labor used in the making of anything in this place! Looked it up earlier, all workers here get paid the needed salary to live well and have lots of fun!" "Well Im more happy about hanging with you today! Its been such a great time!" "Thats because we totally relate to each other and think we are adorable! Our cute outfits really elevate that and whats super nuts is no one has judged us for what we wear! We`re wearing dresses after all and were assigned male at birth!" "Dont forget the dresses have some gadgets inside of them now in case another emergency happens! Its been so liberating to wear dresses, I feel like I can really be myself without being restricted that much! Is that the Pretty Pink Princess song you recorded as part of the Raging Rockstars playing right now?"
"It is! Wow its been forever since Ive heard this! The lack of shade thrown at me for this song blows my mind! What a still hilarious and random track! There was no predicting how much I would end up wanting to really wear dresses! They say to stick to all these things based on what genitals, chromosomes, chest, and what not you have but thats super lame! Not to mention constricting! Here its like a whole cultural revolution took place when people moved to this island! Austin was so thrilled to tell me all about it about a year ago via remote communication! Miis just arent super judgemental over all in this city! Oh and theres the server again!" The server asks seeing us having finished our drinks: "Would you like some refills? Additionally, care to order yet?" We both nod and Blaze orders for us: "We really would both like just 1 serving of extra large fries each. Oh and can we also get 2 extra large cookies n cream malts made with soy milk too?" "Yes of course! Your food should be ready in about 10 minutes. I will be back with your refills." We quickly get our refills and say thank you. Blaze asks me an interesting question: "Would you like to do some activities with me that you absolutely refuse to publicly write about anywhere since its NSFW stuff after we get home?" "Sure! Its fun that you have embraced that side of you a lot more lately, makes you more well rounded ya know! Im already excited for it! But lets not get carried away. So whats a favorite memory you have from the calamity in time? Figured changing topics is a good idea right about now."
"Thats a tough one! I have multiple favorites so I will just pick one! *wags tail very fast* I went on a mission to save a world full of slime aliens and during that, one of my farts caused an enemy to literally surrender, thus ending an entire battle! It was so confusing and so funny I wish for that to happen again!" "A favorite memory of mine is when I helped Gingka beat Diablo Nemesis in another timeline, that was so intense, I was in fear but I still managed to aid Gingka! We made a great team, it was super fricking awesome! Say, would you like to hang out in Twisted Land just the 2 of us for an entire day during a weekday where both of us arent on any missions?" "Ooooo! That would be so exciting! Ive always wanted to see what you have done to Twisted Land since I last was there! The pictures cant do it justice! I want to do Saw You Never so badly, its so creepy looking! Maybe in 2 days we should?" "Yeah if our fellow B.R.A.I.N.S members are okay with it! Of course, we can always appeal any denials, thats always been an option since we helped form it! So Monday, a day at Twisted Land it is! Im looking forward to it because I love you! No I dont plan on ever dating you but you are so amazing and adorable Blaze!" "I love you too Adam! You are my human and the 2 of us have so much fun together all the time!" "Oh heck yeah! Remember, we wont ever date no matter how NSFW things get when we are alone in a private space! After all, youre dating my boyfriend`s fursona and I am dating him of course!"
"Super true. And is that another Raging Rockstars song playing right here and now?" "Youre right, its probably because I announced our identities to calm down our server. Did you happen to bring any electronics with you to here?" "I brought my duel disk." "Cool! I challenge you to a duel Blaze! I love actually having 0 stakes duels! Whoever has the most life points or least cards in graveyard if tied when dinner comes wins! Thats it! But in order to not scare the locals, we had better duel in small duel solid vision mode so the action takes place on only the table! Do you accept? Oh wait, lets just use augmented reality with our duel gazers and stuff if thats alright!" "It is awoo!" "Okay then, youre on! Duel disk activate and duel gazer connect! Augmented reality vision link has been established!" Blaze goes first after we say the classic chant: "Its my turn! I set the Pendulum scale with Fluffy Toony Wolf Pup and Experiment Y! Now I can summon as many monsters as possible with levels between 4 and 8! Come my pack of level 7 monsters! Wolf Bot, Puppy Litter, and Genetically Enhanced Werewolf! Now I will overlay them in order to build the overlay network! Xyz summon! Ferocious Wolf King Bena! By using one overlay unit, I can special summon any level 5 or below monsters from my extra deck! I choose level 5 tuner Giant Paw and activate its special ability, bringing back Wolf Bot which I detached as an overlay unit! Now watch as 5 and 7 become one, building each up in order to synchro summon Wolf Queen Sarah! Her special ability increases the attack points of all beast warrior monsters by 500!"
"Okay Blaze! Its my go! Draw! I will start by setting the Pendulum scale with Horror Artist Dark Ninja and Multimedia Artist Screaming Silly! I can summon any monsters with levels 3-11 now! I Pendulum summon 3 copies of Chainsaw Insect! I dont have to have just artists in my deck! Next I activate Level Alteration Serum, by sending a monster with a level even if theyre a Pendulum monster in the zone to the graveyard, all monsters I control get the same level! Screaming Silly is level 12 alongside scale 12!" Blaze is shocked: "Youre going for your ace number?!" "Yes Blaze, I sure am! I overlay my 3 level 12 Chainsaw Insects! With these 3 monsters, I open up the overlay network to Xyz summon! Be the force of horror that brings on the righteous deeds! Here comes Regnes! Now I will upgrade Regnes! Go, Chaos Xyz Evolution! Be reborn Chaos Number 916! The next form up of Regnes! It gets better because by using one overlay unit and banishing one card from my graveyard, I can take control of your Wolf Queen till the end of my turn! This is an ability I never got to use of Regnes!" We have a duel so crazy and fast paced, the other details are fuzzy but in the end, it comes down to me having one less card than Blaze in the graveyard due to dinner coming. When our food comes, we explain what we were just doing before digging in after putting our duel disks and duel gazers away. "That was awesome! And so are these extra large fries! Quite possibly the best fries Ive ever had, so fresh and well cooked! Had no idea Miitopia has such great fries! Really should go order food at an Inn sometime, they have some food I want to eat all accessible at each one!"
Blaze comments on the food too: "Its like a flavor explosion! Pure bliss!" "Not to mention still quite hot but eh, our drinks and malts will cool our gums down. This is nothing new at all, happens a lot to us." So with that, we have an awesome dinner paired with stunning cookies n cream malts, Blaze is super hyper after all that: "I gotta run some of this off!" "Heres an idea, I will pay for our food, we will walk out of here, and then you take me with you around the entire island in a couple minutes." "Yay! I love that plan lets do it!" We do it and are now relaxing at home for a bit before more exciting things when the front door is knocked on. Blaze beats me to it and lets in Dominic: "Adam! Blaze! Just the 2 Ive been looking for! You are most inclined to try potentially dangerous experiments so can you help test some things? I will give you a bunch of sugary bone treats Blaze and some more dresses Adam if you do! You dont have to but you can! Should have thought of asking this sooner, I want to lift some of the burden of testing my experiments on myself after the fall I withstood earlier." The both of us are in and he says: "To the lab!" "This is so much like Johnny Test, its unreal. Maybe its the Pen of Physics which Im holding onto for today reacting to my massive amount of time watching that show or just by pure chance."
Upon arriving in Dominic`s new lab, he says: "I want to tinker with metamorphic changes of beings into other species of beings and then back! Hold still while I blast both of you with lasers that should turn you into zombies and then back." I feel nothing as we get blasted but I do desire brains and flesh now: "Give me your brain and your flesh! Must eat it!" The scientist is freaking out: "Maybe zombie wasnt such a good idea. I could have gone with something else but luckily, I have my own paralyzing tech! Adam and Blaze, you will be made unable to move till I can turn you back. So be alert and not mad. *we are stripped of muscle movement* There, the machine shortcircuited after I changed you both, very sorry. As I get to turning you back, perhaps I should explain how this stuff is even possible! It uses your existing molecular structures to first get inside of your DNA to change your internal and external anatomy and then cause those same molecules to move around so as to change to whatever you get turned into. A side effect I cant work around yet is this also causes behavioral changes to anyone I transform into another type of being. Then again, I just built this thing an hour ago, I will have it corrected pretty soon!" I comment as best as I can: "Brains! B- Finally, I am resisting the urge, its like my former pop addiction thing. I know that brains and flesh arent necessary for my happiness. What cool technology, this could really help with the whole stealth thing! Imagine transforming into an innocent hamster who actually is someone who wants to get somewhere to stop baddies or gather intel or something!"
Blaze agrees: "What Adam said! They will end up using it a lot more than me I predict. Make sure to get our rewards for helping you after we`re done helping!" "Of course, dont worry! My remember ray will make sure I dont forget! Its certified to work like a charm unless its hacked into or broken! I actually only need the both of you to test one more thing. The super beltcher! Its gross but it pumps out any excess bodily gas that is to be released so as to reduce the need to fart and burp. As part of the package, it also has a mini molecular sequencer that allows for the conversion of all that gas into other molecules. This could stop climate change in any world if produced enough times by filtering out excess carbon dioxide!" I laugh: "This is the funniest invention Ive ever gotten to know about! Just try it on us!" "Okay! *Dominic connects the machine to our throats and..butts..* Here we go, the small tubes that are added and removed almost painlessly to get all of that gas out!" *Turns on the machine* Our eyes widen as a lot of gas is removed and fills up the machine so much that it begins to swell in size. Our lab coated friend asks loudly: "What have you been eating?" Blaze says: "A lot of sweets mostly but pizza, fries, and biscuits too!" I respond too: "Just the pizza, fries, biscuits, and only one thing of sweets that extra large malt! Lets not forget all of the carbonated drinks we`ve had today. I dont recall burping in a while. Can you stop the machine from swelling more?" "No I cannot! Its out of control! I fear we are about to experience a massive gaseous explosion that will most likely send us flying! Im not perfect nor are my inventions so I should have figured this would happen. Maybe that 15 minute nap 45 minutes ago wasnt the best of ideas when I was working to keep inventing things."
The machine gets huge before completely exploding, blowing a roof through the top of the lab, and sending us flying onto the now warm not hot beach sand. "Oww! Dominic! You really need to reinforce that lab with some new strong material! Im okay btw! Im not that hurt, sand must have softened my fall. Oh wait.. Thats not sand.. Thats a bag of body waste and related things. Eww!" Blaze landed on a little sand hill while Dominic lands on some seashells. The wolf exclaims: "Darn! I should have placed that somewhere else!" Dominic is in pain: "Ouch! These shells did not help my landing. Might be in a wheelchair tomorrow so I dont have to walk with my hurting butt and back. Also, why did you have a huge bag of body waste and related things in the first place?" "Lets just say because we`re in public that not only do I eat a lot but I stink a lot too so much so toilets really cant contain everything. I guess my body has been catching up to my eating habits more and more." "Probably a side effect of lots of time travel considering this didnt happen over a year ago at all. Oh well, I know you can more than live with it. Just move it to my lab, I will turn all that smelly material into useful things like new freeze rays using my full sized molecular sequencer. But I need to be carried to my lab as I cant even feel my legs. My back and butt are in intense thing but below that, I must be stiff or extremely sore." Blaze and I nod so Blaze gets the bag they threw out and I carry Dominic. After getting to the lab and putting the bag and Dominic down, we head back home again.
Once home, Blaze says to me: "The training doesnt start till 10 AM and its only 6 PM, lets stay up an extra hour to hang out and get used to this house!" "I like that plan a lot personally! Before we get into lets just call it stuff Im also not willing to talk about to most of my friends back on my world, lets go watch a movie! I suggest that Miitopian superhero movie! Its great!" Blaze wants to watch that movie too so we got get popcorn made eco friendly before sitting on the new couch in front of the TV to watch it. The movie starts in Greenhorne with a kid name Brian, hes walking around about to deliver something to the mayor when a meteor crashes onto the ground right by him. "Oooooo cool space rock! I must touch it! *gets mutated* Whats this funny feeling Im getting and why do I have a cape now? Oh well, I got an errand to complete for I am Brian the favor collector!" Beyond that, its a movie featuring invading aliens, zombies, vampires, Miitopian villainous geniuses, and witches. Brian ends up saving the world even though he was never assigned a job by Guardian, becoming a hero in the process. A trailer for the next one plays after the ending credits. Blaze and I high five each other: "Best movie ever! Its so perfect!" I add to our mutual exclamation: "The entire movie was made by people against bigotry and capitalist exploitation among other based things! Solar powered cameras and computers were even used! Isnt that just fantastic?!" "Oh yeah! *lots of tail wagging* Im hyped for more action and excitement not on another movie but irl!"
"Me too! Lets first change into more suitable stuff for what we got planned and for sleeping as well. While we`re at it, lets also brush our teeth early so we can hit the hay sooner! I get grumpy without 7-8 hours of sleep you know!" "Im too hyper to get grumpy but I share the sentiment! At least this house is perfect for us, its really awesome! Wish we could have resumed the duel here." "True that but we dont need to attract much attention to ourselves considering the popularity we still do have. Using AR was a great idea but only cut down substantially on the attention we got for dueling in the restaurant. Overall, its been a great day and I am so happy it is turning out this way since our chances of dying will soon skyrocket. Must make the most of things before we start getting ready for an unforgettably fun and dangerous jungle exploration mission! Those numbers will be coming with us even if we have to fight the entire planet to get them! We could still fail but theres always alternative plans and procedures." I feel funky now: "Huh whats this feeling Im getting? Its triggering something within me!"
Blaze looks on in confusion as I talk in that broadcaster style voice I have made my boyfriend laugh with: "The calamity in time changed all of our lives for better and for worse. Covid screwed over everything quite literally as an alternative Fluffy Afro was left alone in a hospital for too long while unvaccinated and infected with it at the beginning of this year. Over 900 years, he would become darker and darker until he became Gorganan, a nasty villain who originally uses a time machine to mess with time. He may have been now bound to an advanced robotic body but that didnt stop him. Gorganan`s efforts to change time were often enough simple conversations with figures from the past in order to change the present and future in negative ways. Would have gotten away with it too if it werent for an alternative Dominic known as Dr. Duns saving some of us from the void. He found out about our timeline and tried his best to bring it back. Many battles were fought in many worlds but eventually, we assembled a large team of heroes to fight Gorganan in one of those final showdowns."
I take a breather: "It was intense and chaotic! There was constant non stop events happening! The past and future even came to help us out. Our foe duplicated himself many times in a number of sessions before bringing back all villains ever and then later merging them into extreme supervillains, all designed to protect him & the timenado. He was sick of his time changing plans being ruined so he decided he would just get rid of existence with the timenado which he stole from the Regular Show universe. The power Gorganan had was almost too much for all to handle but he still was defeated. But that wasnt the end of the story as a being known as the Shadow was removed from him and that removal took all powers and darkness away from the now known as Future Fluffy. Future Fluffy changed his ways, said sorry, and agreed to help us. The Shadow however couldnt be stopped, we were all defeated for the most part extremely quickly but some of us still held their ground until the might Pen of Physics was finished. Captain Blaster held it, defeated the Shadow, split him up, and incidentally changed existence forever through that and side effects. And now we chill waiting for our next adventure! Till next time viewers!" "Who are you talking to Adam?" "The readers of course?" "Oh them. I should have known. Well goodbye everyone for now unless you follow Adam online somewhere that isnt Fanfiction."
*Fade to black and credits start rolling* *Closing credits song now playing* "When existence is in trouble, who do you ask for help? Heroes from many different worlds. Ponies, wolves, foxes, humans, miis, sims, and more join together into a team to fight their common foes! Its another day of chaos and things are going okay since they have arrived. You will desire to see them again as they perform their heroic deeds. Break the 4th wall, travel through time, destroy societal boundaries, theyll do it all and more. With them around, theres no need for the power of E! Sing it again! When existence is in trouble, who do you ask for help? Heroes from many different worlds. Ponies, wolves, foxes, humans, miis, sims, and more join together into a team to fight their common foes! Its another day of chaos and things are going okay since they have arrived. You will desire to see them again as they perform their heroic deeds. Break the 4th wall, travel through time, destroy societal boundaries, theyll do it all and more. With them around, theres no need for the power of E! Feel the power of their B.R.A.I.N.S! To infinity and more coming with the end of this song."
Outro: And thats a wrap for A Calamity In Time! I hope you had fun reading this story but you have reached the end. IT IS THE END! You can always reread the story at anytime as long as it remains online but otherwise, thats it for this story! It has featured countless memorable moments and jokes, its been amazing making this story! Did you like the 4th wall being broken? Anyway, that is all! See ya in the next story! Bye!