Chrom Marries Fishsticks
"Hey... what's with that guy?" Vanilluxe whispered to Cherrim as they were watching the king of Ylisse, Chrom, stroking a bunch of fishsticks in a wedding chapel installed at a erupting volcano somewhere in Hawaii.
"I think he's in love with those fish fingers," Cherrim muttered back, being quite shocked at how much one person could love a particular food object.
"Do you mind!?" Chrom exclaimed as he glared at the Pokemon duo, trying to enjoy his fishsticks in piece as Vanilluxe and Cherrim decided to question why the hell they were at a fucking volcano in the first place, since both were notoriously weak to fire type.