"Nice try, Zimmy, but you forgot, I know my shit at fighting!" Gaz swung her spear at the tall Irken, who immediately dodged the attack. Her violet hair follows the direction of the weapon. Zim flipped and landed on his feet. He stood before the human with a smirk. His claws formed electricity, which morphed into double batons. "Oh, darling, of course I haven't forgotten. But I have a lot more experience in this area!" He aimed for her and the woman blocked with her spear and landed behind him, knocking him down with a sliding kick to the leg, laughing. On the ground, Zim showed a smile with adoration. "There's no wonder I married you, my demonic love." Gaz rolled her eyes and helped him up. "You are a skilled warrior for a human." Gaz chuckled. They both headed to the end of the royal gym for a drink. Zim put on his leather jacket and Gaz fixed her bra. Tenn and Skoodge sat right across from them.
"You may have won this sparring session, Little Gaz, but the almighty Zim always triumphs in victory!" Tenn sighed. Here we go again. Gazlene missed this side. "Yes, because you are just so strong." Zim let out a joking gasp. "How dare you!" They both laughed as Zim pulled her close. "There's a reason you chose me as your Empress, my Tallest." She bowed in a teasing manner. Zim chuckled. "Of course you would know. You always matched my genius." Gaz had to take that as a compliment. "I chose you because you are a badass in everything. You're fire and darkness are everything an Irken like me can adore." Gaz giggled at her husband's oh, so romantic gesture. "Aw, but not just that, you're frightened of me aren't you?" She smirked wickedly. Zim paused and flustered a bit. "Fuck no, I'm not!" Gaz laughed hysterically. "You really are. You can't deny it!"
"Any other way, I'm obviously the dominant one in this relationship!" Gaz scoffed at Zim's boast. "Bullshit, I'm scary enough that I could kick your ass easily! In other words, I have plenty of experience pushing people around." Zim replied, "Oh, my dear Gaz, you may possess demonic courage but you forgot that Zim is a trained warrior! It would take a lot to-" Tenn had enough.
"BY TALLEST MIYUKI'S NAME!"
Zim and Gaz both turned their focus to the general. "What the fuck is with het couples and dominance?! You are both dominant in your own way!" Zim and Gaz were agape but what she said was true.
"She has a point," Zim explained, " With your darkness, my technical genius, both of our fierce nature…" The woman caught on to her alien husband. "We're an unstoppable power couple!" The pair chuckled.
"But one thing is still amiss, which one of us is the dominant one in bed?"
Gaz and Zim both stared at each other with competition in their eyes. Tenn had to facepalm and Skoodge, as the loyal Irken he is, had to check his watch. "
You guys can figure that out later cause right now, you gotta get ready! The Voot Runner is leaving for Earth early tomorrow morning!" "Fuck! I almost forgot about the Honeymoon!"
Gaz instantly ran to the teleporter with Zim right behind her. He turned back to his best friend. "Hey Skoodge, I owe you one." Skoodge nodded. "Just my duty as your royal advisor, Zim. It's no problem at all!" Zim grinned and made his way to his human wife's side. "My dad would be pissed if we're late!" Zim laid his claw on his queen's shoulder and genuinely smiled. "Don't worry, I have the perfect technology to pack quicker!" Gaz sighed in relief. "You're a lifesaver!" As the teleporter charged, "I love you, you know that, right? I would never let you miss a chance to see the Professor again." Gaz sighed. "Thanks, Space boy. I love you just as much, and besides, this is our first chance to spend a few relaxing months together." Zim hummed agreement. "Much needed months, to be exact." As soon as they reached the tower, they rushed toward their royal quarters.
It was a week since the Intergalactic Wedding and Coronation. Zim was still new to the whole "Almighty Tallest" thing, but at least he gets about 10 Earth months to spend his own time. Best of all, he and Gaz were newly wedded. He got to spend it all with her, and the Irken couldn't wish for anything more. "Zim, please tell me you remembered your paste this time," Gaz said as she began to pack her supplies. "Of course, I did, but one thing…" Gaz looked up at him. "Did you ask your Father-unit about the rain-date?" Gaz nodded. "Yeah, he said a few weeks each month. Expect Professor Membrane to have all the answers." Zim grinned. "No wonder why you're so clever." He winked at her and she could help but blush. Flirting, huh? Good one, Space boy. Gaz's mind caught back to the whole "rain" thing. "So, I was thinking of spending a few weeks at the beach, if you're ok with that. Are you, Zim?" The alien's laughter sounded a bit nervous. "Well, we'll see, but to be honest, I'm still kinda afraid of Earth's water." Gaz hummed. "But thank God! If you forgot the paste, it would be catastrophic!" Zim chuckled. "Nice try, honey, but Earth has plenty of the substance. I would only bring this as an extra." Gaz soon had a thought come into her head. She maliciously grinned. "Also, you know what married couples do on Earth for their honeymoon?" Zim was the one that blushed when the she-demon rubbed her finger across his face. "Humans usually have intercourse as soon as they're married." Zim thought for a second and Gaz grinned wickedly. He knew he had a chance to get her back. He growled in a sexy manner as soon as he touched her face. "Show me, my dear. Show me what happens when love is dangerous." His tongue slid around her face, but she laughed. "Okay, okay! But not now." Gaz purred in his face, her body in his claws. She grinned and said, "When we get to Earth, I'm gonna eat that dick of yours. Then, we'll see who goes on top." The Irken kissed her quickly. "Very well then. You are on, human."
After an hour of getting their luggage together, thanks to Zim for his technological tools reducing the time, the couple sat on the bed. Gaz's hand was in Zim's glove. "So," Zim started. "How's the aging process going? Like, the blood in the ring I gifted to you after our engagement? Do you feel...different." Gaz moved her amber orbs on her husband. "Oh, yeah, I feel alright. And don't worry, Vicini said there was only a 5% trace of Irken DNA in my entire body, so I'm semi-human."
They were talking for about a half an hour before Gaz yawned. "Yeah, I gotta get to bed, we've got a huge day ahead of us tomorrow and a long trip there." Zim had to admit he did feel a bit tired. However, Irkens never really slept, even if they needed to. But after Zim destroyed the Control Brains, that changed, Irkens don't have to sleep, they could just choose if they want to or not. Zim freed them from their captivity, giving them the free will that he had. "You know what? I gotta go work on the ship, but I promise I'll come back after." He also wanted to talk to Tallest Miyuki again. He hadn't talked to her since the coronation where her spirit showed up in the memorial shrine. Maybe after a week, the amulet could work again. Zim hadn't told her about the wedding yet, but of course she would know. Miyuki was always like a mother to him from the last year and she was proud of him. Zim was close to her in his dreams, the only time he could speak to her. He discovered the amulet that Skoodge gave him had connected itself to the shrine, so in the next 10 months on Earth, she won't be there. It's his last chance until he and Gaz return.