Kakashi has been a dog owner since birth and a dog trainer since college. He has taught celebrities, single moms and inmates at jails how to take care and train their pets. He knows everything there is to know about dogs. Health, size, what is good for a family or how to keep them occupied all day at home alone.
He has even worked on movie sets, but what this client is asking him is very much outside of his range. He'll admit that he has watched and jerked off to a video of what his client is asking of him, but he has never touched or wanted to touch a dog in that way. The nine little hellions that room his estate rule themselves and them alone as long as they follow the rules. Pakkun is usually the main one that follows him around the house.
Pakkun is next to him as he and his client sit at his kitchen table and talk. The man is currently drinking a cup of coffee and searching through his phone to show Kakashi a picture of his sons that he adopted. He would know that this man was a part of the Yakuza even without him saying so. He told Kakashi that a few of the inmates at a jail he taught at told Iruka about how talented he was.
"Look!" The phone is facing him. A seven year old blonde child is on the screen. Bright smile and squeezing the neck of an older red headed child. The older old one isn't looking at the screen, but is keeping a strong grip on the kid in his lap.
"I can never get Kyuubi to take a good picture." Bringing the phone back to him. "Especially if Itachi is around." He shakes his with a smile. "The other one is Naruto. I adopted them at two and five."
"They are very cute." He said. He pets Pakkun head.
"Aren't they?!" Said Iruka. He held the phone close to his chest before putting it away.
"Now, Mr. Hatake. Advice for what I asked earlier?" Kakashi looks at the man in front of him. He is in a soft blue sweater and beige khakis. It's nearing one pm so he might be picking up his children after this because his look doesn't scream Yakuza at all.
"I've never trained a dog for this before."
"But you could." Iruka replies.
Kakashi sighs. "I don't know what to tell you."
Iruka scoffs. "Don't act juvenile. You know people fuck their dogs sometimes. You're older than me."
"Yes." He says. "But to train a dog to do that. I-"
"Okay. Mr. Hatake." He interrupts. "At least recommend to me a dog that would be good or easy to make mount me."
"Why do you want to be mounted by a dog?" He finally gets the works out he has been thinking since the beginning of these conversations. "You're a part of the Yakuza. You have many options. Also, aren't you worried that that dog may try and mount your kids?"
"That's why I came to you. If my kids want to fuck a dog later in life they'll do it in their own homes. I want you to train the dog to obey me, to know when it is okay for sex and when to stand down. And as to why I want to fuck a dog? Because I just do." He finishes. Putting an end to that.
"I-I- guess." He doesn't know what else to say. Iruka decides not to respond. Leaving the ball in Kakashi's court.
He scratches his face under the dog mask on his face. He sighs in defeat. Iruka doesn't seem like he'll harm Kakashi if he continues to say no, but the money he offered for this request is worth it. Overall it's not illegal, but he doesn't want this added to services.
"If I say yes. Please, please don't tell other people about this. I want you to be the first and last person I help do this."
He watches Iruka smile. The scar on his nose crinkle up. "Thank you, Mr. Hatake and I promise. We can do a blood oath if you'd like." He says softly. His face looks so innocent as he says those words.
He waves him off. "No, no. Your word is enough and call me Kakashi. Mister is too formal for the things we'll be doing for the upcoming weeks."
His innocent smile turns sensual. "You are right, Kakashi."
Kakashi breathes out and as discreetly as he can, adjusts himself. He really doesn't need to be getting turned on during all this.
"First step." Kakashi said. "It has to be a puppy. For what you're asking for a dog from a pound will fight you too much. It's older and has a working idea of life."
Iruka nods.
Once again he questions his life choices. "What is your household like? Are you home enough? Any allergies from you kids?"
Iruka sips the coffee and pauses for a moment in thought. "It's…" He starts. "It's a home. Um, I usually work nights, but I always have meals with my kids. I'm usually home while they are at school unless something needs to be done. No allergies."
"Okay. I currently have mornings free on Tuesday and Thursday and I won't recommend you a hyperactive dog-"
"A hyper dog is fine. Kyuubi is getting more into programming and doesn't pay outside with Naruto as much. A dog with his level of energy would be good."
"Then while you are working. I would say get a cage to put it in so the dog doesn't both you. Or put some drugs in the dog's food sometimes to help with the hyperness." He leans back against his chair.
"How do you feel about a Border Collie or an Australian Shepard?"
He watches Iruka shrug. "Are their knots big?"
"Their knots are a good size for you. I'm not recommending a Great Dane or a Rottweiler." He pauses. "At least not on the first time." Kakashi was starting to feel himself get into the role. God,he felt like he was running a puppy brothel.
"Not for the first time." Iruka repeated. Flipping his wrist over. He looked at his watch. It was nearing two and the drive into the city from Kakashi's ranch would take some time to get to the school.
Looking up at the older man, he did notice Kakashi was a handsome man with no ring on his finger either. That piqued his interest.
"So, Kakashi, you know my number right?"
The older man nodded.
"Then contact me again when you know a dog I can buy and we can start our arrangement ." He stood up from the chair.
"Walk me to the door." Iruka requested.
He watched the dog on the floor as he began to walk out of the kitchen. The old dog follows behind his master. He just noticed the dog had a vest on. Cute.
Iruka trailed behind them. Passing by the same eight dogs he saw earlier. At the door he paused and turned to Kakashi once more.
He grabbed Kakashi's hand. "I'm happy my subordinates told me about you." Rubbing his thumb across Kakashi's knuckles. The man didn't say anything, but he saw his ears were getting red. So it was mutual he noticed. A human hasn't peaked his interest in a while.
"I'm happy to meet you as well." Kakashi said. Finally opening his mouth. "I've never had a request like this, but I am looking forward to it." Kakashi noticed he really was. He would talk to Gai about if any of his dogs are ready to be adopted. He always took the new puppies to the children's hospitals before he sold them off.
A puppy that, a week earlier was being held by a sick child was going to be train to fuck an Yukuza boss. He let go of Iruka's hand and grimaced at the thought.
"What's wrong?" Said Iruka.
"Just thinking about that puppy I'm going to get for you. I have an eccentric friend. I'll have to talk too to get it."
"Ooh." That perked Iruka up.
"Yeah." Kakashi said. Rubbing his neck.
"Well, I have to go, but I know my kids will be happy about this." He turned back to the door. He opened it.
"Hey Iruka?"
"Yes." Iruka didn't turn around
"Um.. if there is some time before getting the dog, can I still contact you?" A pause. "For other reasons."
"To fuck Hatake?"
Kakashi coughed. "A date maybe?"
Iruka chuckled, then looked over his shoulder. "The next dick that goes into my ass will belongs to a dog, but a date?" He turned back around. "I can be persuaded into that." Then he walked out.