Hello! You already know who it is, BlindOtakuWriter.

Alright, I was going to publish the next update within the next week. But, since I finished college prep and registration, I decided to get on with another chapter. You're welcome.

I just talk too much, don't I? I hate to make you wait, so let's read already!

'What a pain!' Saiki's thoughts.

"'Look, we're thinking'" Thoughts by everyone else.

"Hey Saiki." Spoken dialogs.

[This is god] God's thoughts, (This is likely one of the few times you'll ever hear from him).

(Boom) Onomatopoeias.

Insert imaginary line break here.

CHAPTER 3: Teruhashi At First Sight... Or more?

Saiki's P.O.V.

Saiki Household, 7:15 A.M.

Oh, hello reader, I didn't see you there. As you can read, I'm having breakfast. You know, the usual japanese breakfast a person like me usually has: fried fish, steamed rice, and how can I forget about the most essential food item to complement it, COFFEE JELLY. Is my obsession towards this dessert perhaps a bit too obvious?

But, silly me, you're not here to see my ramblings of the perfect breakfast, do you? You're here to see my ramblings of how I am going to win god's challenge.

Alright, I will give you all a brief explanation of why I might, will, and cannot fall in love with Teruhashi. I don't believe in love. Plus, I can't look at a person without seeing this: (Insert imaginary picture of a human body from underneath the skin)

See? Now you know. Oh, I almost forgot, I have to wear this lenses because of my petrifying gaze.

Try to imagine Teruhashi attempting to look at me in the eyes without my glasses... Bad idea, right? Now you know.

[Oh, Saiki]. Is it just me, or I just heard god speaking to me telepathically?

[No, it is not your imagination Kusuo Saiki. It is me, god. I apologize for interrupting your narration. I couldn't help to listen in. Therefore, I decided to give you a hand].

'There's no need, plus, this will make the story flow. On the other hand, what exactly do you have in mind?'

[I am going to nullify your x-ray vision and petrifying gaze. At least for the amount of time this challenge of ours will last, how does that sound Kusuo Saiki?]

'What a pain. Whatever, it's not like that is going to change my mind about Teruhashi all of a sudden. Alright, do what you must.'

[Very well]. (Glow)

"Kuu, Kuu, are you awake? Your glasses fell of your face. Kuu?"

[My deed here is done. See you soon, Kusuo Saiki].

Well, that was weird, wasn't it?

Wait, did my mom say my glasses fell of my face? Hmm, I wish there was a way to prove if god told the truth. Ah, look there's Amp.

"'Hey you, it's been a while since we've seen each other human. Hey what are you doing? What's with that look you're giving me?'"

What a pain! It works, I don't see its insides anymore. However, I really want to petrify it. So he stops rambling for at least a day.

"'Hey, do not ignore me human! Yes, you, the one with the pink hair and antennae, I'm talking to you!!!'"

Anyway, I already lost too much time in here. I got to go.

"Kuu, your glasses."

"I don't need them anymore. Goodbye mom."

Why do I feel that my father is going to run down the stairs and yell, "Kusuo! Kusuo! I'm running late! Quick, teleport me to my job!"

"He already left papa."

"What? Nooooooooooooo!!!"

Whatever, I'm running late too. (Teleport)

I really don't need to explain about how matsuzaki yells at everyone else except me. So, let's skip into the classroom part, shall we?

PK Academy, Class 3, 8:05 A.M.

Everytime I enter this classroom the same things happen over and over.

"Oh hey buddy, are you busy today? Would you be able to get some ramen after school with me?"

Oh, trust me that's not all.

"You always wanna go get ramen Nendou, that's precisely what Saiki doesn't want to do." Wow, I really didn't expect that coming from Kaito.

"What he really wants is to see my new anti Dark Reunion hide out." Of course, I should have seen that coming.

"Since when do you have an opinion you pipsqueak"" "Bla bla bla bla bla bla!!!" What a pain, do they ever get along?

Anyway, when's the author of this fanfic going to get Teruhashi back into the fanfic?

A/N: Just wait Saiki. God's perfect angel making spectacular entrance in 3, 2, 1...

(Glow) "Good morning everyone." Great, now the male population will say something along the lines of: "Oh wow! You're looking as pretty and radiant as always Teruhashi." or, "Is there something we can do for a beautiful peace of art such as yourself?"

What a pain, I don't even need to lift up my head off the desk to see it, because I already know.

Wait, now that I remember, god removed my x-ray vision as well, did he not? Let me take a quick glance just to see what all the attention Teruhashi gets is all about.

"'oh, there's Saiki. As expressionless as always. How can he recist the charms of a perfect girl like me? I definitely need to get an oh wow from him even if it's the last thing I do!'"

Come down, if it makes you feel better, I'm going to look at you for a little bit. Okay, here I go!

Trademark gaze in 3, 2, 1...

"'Wait, he's looking at me. My goodness, I can't believe this, his eyes are wide opened! Is it normal for him to react that way?'"

Wha... Eto... Er... Oh damn!

This cannot be! This is not Kokomi Teruhashi. She can't be that magestically beautiful! Waitt, what am I even saying? What am I even thinking? I need to...

"Buddy, where are you going? Why are you so red? Do you have a fever?"

"I need to go!"

I need to run, if I make it to the restroom, I will be able to teleport home without being seen.

"Saiki, don't run! If you're that sick, we can take you to the nurse. You'll have time to see my hide out later, but let me help you!"

"'Could it be that he ran because of me? Did he finally realized how pretty and perfect I am?' But wait, why did he say oh damn instead of oh wow? Don't worry Saiki, there will be more chances for me to keep trying, you just wait!'"

You might have won the battle Teruhashi, but I'll win the war! (teleport)

Saiki household, 8:20 A.M.

"Kuu, why are you here so early? Weren't you supposed to be in class right now?"

"I had a really bad allergy today."

"Oh, kuu, I'll be back with the pills. Please, don't blow up the house while I'm gone, k?"

Now I know how much of a dangerous weapon Teruhashi's beauty and charms can be. I definitely need to take caution against that. Next time, I will be prepared for you, Kokomi Teruhashi.

Hey, it's me, Saiki. Since it's Friday and the author didn't want to wake up, I will speak on his behalf.

First of all, hope you enjoyed this chapter. The next update will come when BOW feels in the mood to write.

Also, the votings for the OC are still open. Refer back to chapter 2 to read the names to choose from, and leave your favorite on the review box below. Don't forget to help BOW by letting him know what he needs to improve.

That's it for me. If you excuse me, I'm going to get some coffee jelly.

Kusuo Saiki and BlindOtakuWriter... Out!!!