My name is Rebel; I am 9 years old. My uncles are Franklin Clinton.
Michael De Santa and Trevor Phillips.
I was nine years old when I went on my first heist with my uncles. It was up in North Yankton. When Michael was shot I was told to run with Trevor. I went into hiding after my dad got shot. I attended his funeral and Michael and I went our separate ways. After witnessing the death of his brother Uncle decided to say no more heists. After dad was buried my mom went down a bad path drinking and prostitution she dies from syphillis I was alone and frightened until i got a call from a mr de Santa saying that i was his nephew so this is the beginning of my story`
4 years later, I am in elementary school in Los Santos, CA. My childhood girlfriends Kate and Lilly Mendoza had a cop as a father. I paid him a visit at the police depot. I am looking for a bounty, have any leads. They are called the ballas, a North African American gang that has been growing weed in the hills north of los santos. I am in disbelief. So why am I going to the weed depot ? Look i had
He gave me a 9mm for protection and assurance of victory. I put it in my belt and headed off to find the ballas. I pull out my binoculars to scope the guards and to figure out how much weed they have.
Rebel, are you on route. I'm already in position, Kate, don't worry, we'll draw them out.i have a sniper rifle i aimed and shot the watchtower goon
What are you doing here you little cracker one of them cracked his knuckles . I am just inspecting the product before you ship it
You must be the goons for the ballas. We're growing weed young man, wanna get high. I old love to have some oth the blue balls weed and golden bliss and a half ounce of Alabama kush
I pulled out my gun and shot them. Weed depot captured. I saw two Africans looking for me say Lamar are you sure rebel lives here i am positive rebel where are you i was in the back of a Jeep and said that's a nine millimeter beretta m9 pointed at the back of your skull who are you people i am one that destroyed that balla weed depot who are you? Uncle Franklin is that you you remember me you were snooping around my pad without my permission Michal said you got a little boy fitting my nephews description yes we are on the way to your villa good
Uncle Michael how have you been good
Look nephew, I want you to rob a jewelry store with me ok? Why are you in trouble with Martin madrazo? How do you know I saw two cars with guys shooting at you and Franklin.
So, if we're gonna be successful with this jewelry store, we gotta be quick, in and out before the cops arrive.
We need to split up, go different directions, the cops will be fooled.
Spend some of your money Rebel.
Yeah I'll spend the money
Lester I want an even share
My nephew can hack through any computer or database.
Grab enough jewelry and get out of there before the cops arrive.
After the heist, I went back to school and heard about Franklin; a robbery that went down in Rockford hills. At los santos elementary school i was eating my lunch Kate and Lilly say rebel were you in the jewelry store when the robbery took place i was knocked out by the bz gas i said
Huh, did the thieves take anything?
They looted the whole store, Kate says.
The ones who hit that place must have been the ballas.
I begin to write the math answers down on a chalkboard.
After that, I will visit Uncle Trevor. Kate drives to Blaine county i have a uncle a local crackhead i want you to stay in the car Ron Trevor you here [`
Who are we looking for?
Trevor, a local crackhead
Trevor, you here?
All of a sudden Trevor pops out with a shotgun.
I am silent as a wolf.
Come on nephew, give me a hug.
I showed him the emblem.
Must belong to the bikers
Are they friendly to the cops?
They kill people for money.
Oh hired mercenary's so nephew what do i owe this pleasure i want you to come with us what did you know about the bank heist.
Trevor I hate to rat you out, but your bounty is bad for business. Well come on, I am trying to be nice by offering you a life sentence. Why you little…he cocks his shotgun i had my gun to his head or i will take you dead to the station oh crap he saw a laser aimed at his head and i said candu take the shot Trevor was shot in the head i said found that crack house in Blaine-county MR Mendoza burn it to the ground yes sir i got a gas can from the trunk of Kate's police car uh rebel what are you doing with that gas can your dad said to me to burn this crack house to the ground oh help me pour this stuff she began to pour the gasoline on the floor around the crack house i said bon voyage uncle Trevor i took a lighter and ignited the gas well one bandit down two more to go
Michael l can you meet me at a coffee shop in vine wood hills brewery OK nephew i will meet you there candu and i were on the roof of a building and had a Barrett 50 cal sniper rifle do you see me i said oh there you are nephew he said want some coffee oh yes please one triple shot espresso with a macchiato foam and 2 double chocolate apocalypse muffins ok candu take the shot Michael was saying so you wiped out the ballas yes i have. Here are your coffees and chocolate muffins he said what's the matter nephew a crack was heard uh your forehead is bleeding oh no Michael fell dead i got to a phone and dialed 911 hello police get a ambulance right away please good shot candu well i am the best sniper in the police force
Next victim Franklin Clinton hey Franklin i am at your house help yourself little one okay i was taking a hit from a bong and i said wow that's good crap hey nephew are you OK Michael and Trevor have been assassinated oh you poor thing i said want something to drink i laced a drink with arsenic and cyanide here you are Franklin was drinking the poisoned drink he said rebel do i feel ok i said don't worry go to sleep i choked him with a choke rope i said robbers have been dealt with good make sure you get Lester crest ok hey Lester can you come outside for a moment OK i was hiding in a corner and said who's out there i said right back at ya crippled piece of shit i threw a frag grenade into his house it blew up Kate drove up to Lester's house need a ride handsome boyfriend of mine Kate said you have completed all of the bounty's and here's your cash contract complete i decided to join kate's family for supper they were having lobsters and oysters and mussels and scallops and au gratin potatoes
6 years have passed sense the assassination of my uncles I decided to join the LOS SANTOS POLICE DEPARTMENT the LESSON IN THIS STORY IS NOT TO TRUST ABUSIVE FAMILY WHO WANTS YOUR INHERITANCE MONEY.